Mmmm… Monica

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I’ve said it once before and i’ll say it again: Monica Bellucci is the most gorgeous woman on the face of the earth. Look at her. Damn. And she’s almost like what? 40? (well, she’s actually 39 to be exact).

When i think of the word ‘perfect woman’, Monica Bellucci comes to mind.

HOT.

(Okay i may be just a little bit biased due to the size of her breasts)

74 thoughts on “Mmmm… Monica”

  1. mmmhmmm…proud to have the first comment on this one

    #1 | Comment by Messenjah — February 26, 2004 @ 11:06 am

  2. proud to be second…
    I started noticing her since the 2nd Matrix movie came out. She plays the girl besides the french dude, who’s got the keymaker…she is very hot…any more pics of her?

    #2 | Comment by skatertom — February 26, 2004 @ 11:16 am

  3. She’s 39?? MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

    #3 | Comment by smegma — February 26, 2004 @ 11:18 am

  4. Now we’re talking. She is definitely the personification of ‘woman’. I just saw "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" – friggin’s sweet movie. I can’t believe it’s been out so long and I just saw it.

    Has anyone else seen it?

    #4 | Comment by [p] — February 26, 2004 @ 11:38 am

  5. does she have any kids? because if not, then it doesn’t make her a MILF, but I get the point :-).
    Anyway, all I ever heard is that a better way to learn to cook is, with old pots…

    #5 | Comment by skatertom — February 26, 2004 @ 11:39 am

  6. Yummy.
    http://pw62.free.fr/page25/cn003.jpg

    #6 | Comment by [p] — February 26, 2004 @ 11:45 am

  7. Older women are the best teachers! I had a 38 year old(my best friends aunt) when I was 19. Lets just say they know what they like and what you will.

    #7 | Comment by BMitt — February 26, 2004 @ 11:59 am

  8. Oh, by the way, I took someone’s advice(Justin maybe?) and switched to Netscape from Int Exp. GOOD ADVICE! It’s alot better!

    #8 | Comment by BMitt — February 26, 2004 @ 12:02 pm

  9. No, go to Mozilla, you fools.

    #9 | Comment by stacia — February 26, 2004 @ 12:44 pm

  10. I wont use anything but Mozilla…lets me surf for Monica faster and better…hehe

    #10 | Comment by Formalhaut — February 26, 2004 @ 1:04 pm

  11. yea…she’s ok.

    #11 | Comment by Will — February 26, 2004 @ 1:17 pm

  12. w00f!!!

    #12 | Comment by bligityblah — February 26, 2004 @ 1:24 pm

  13. hey will..

    http://myimages.fourvalve.com/bkfountain/bitchslapped.gif

    She’s more than ok.

    #13 | Comment by Random Hero — February 26, 2004 @ 1:29 pm

  14. brotherhood of the wolf is pretty cool, i just was expecting more action from it. it was good-just different than what i expected. and yeah monica bellucci is pretty damn hot. ive been scoping her for years in some of the italian movies that i watch.

    #14 | Comment by rob g — February 26, 2004 @ 1:33 pm

  15. Yeah I didn’t know what to expect when renting it. I heard it was dubbed and kinda groaned. But I was pleasantly surprised. It’s better going into a movie expecting the least – although I knew Monica would sweeten the experience.

    #15 | Comment by [p] — February 26, 2004 @ 1:47 pm

  16. she is hot and i want her calander

    #16 | Comment by ogred — February 26, 2004 @ 2:17 pm

  17. Mucho Hot.

    Thank you so much ogred. That made my morning.

    #17 | Comment by embus — February 26, 2004 @ 2:24 pm

  18. Ill call her mummy anyday – I wonder if her eggs are still fertilize cause I wanna make babies with her.

    #18 | Comment by dammit — February 26, 2004 @ 2:38 pm

  19. Yes I want to breed

    #19 | Comment by dammit — February 26, 2004 @ 2:39 pm

  20. ur welcome

    #20 | Comment by ogred — February 26, 2004 @ 2:50 pm

  21. any of those pics in hi-res or just bigger?

    #21 | Comment by Random Hero — February 26, 2004 @ 3:26 pm

  22. Whoa. She’s definitely in the running for hottest woman ever.

    It’ll take a lot for her to dethrone Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Jaime Pressly in my mind… but whoa.

    #22 | Comment by jackass — February 26, 2004 @ 3:33 pm

  23. i have about 20 high res ones ill send the zip if anyone wants em, or if i find a place to upload them

    #23 | Comment by ogred — February 26, 2004 @ 3:33 pm

  24. heres some good pics i found dl it while its still there
    http://www.angelfire.com/yt3/ogred/monica.zip

    #24 | Comment by ogred — February 26, 2004 @ 3:44 pm

  25. bellucci-capodanno-un-n-101.jpg

    bellucci-lariffa-varak-n-101.jpg

    GQ_Special_Monica_Bellucci.jpg

    MonicaBellucciN01.jpg

    Monica%20Bellucci018.jpg

    well, only if you can pick it out of line up

    monica3.jpg

    MonicaBellucciGQ_10.jpg

    nem235-monica-bellucci.jpg

    monica-bellucci17.jpg

    monica-bellucci.jpg

    monica-bellucci20.jpg

    #25 | Comment by xrzdwsl — February 26, 2004 @ 4:08 pm

  26. i’m not attracted to this beast in the least.

    #26 | Comment by scentless — February 26, 2004 @ 4:30 pm

  27. a clear indication that you’re gay.

    #27 | Comment by xrzdwxl — February 26, 2004 @ 4:39 pm

  28. i can’t be gay if i want to bend amanda bynes over her own knees and take the skin boat to tuna town.

    #28 | Comment by scentless — February 26, 2004 @ 4:57 pm

  29. That picture from GQ is the hottest of her. Its such a tease cause you can just see a few cunt hairs poking out above the water. Oh man, now I wanna jump her

    #29 | Comment by KB — February 26, 2004 @ 5:06 pm

  30. aside from the fact the GQ pic is a fake lol

    #30 | Comment by tyreas — February 26, 2004 @ 5:23 pm

  31. if you cant tell the GQ pic is fake your a fuckin idiot just look at the neck it doesnt fit onto the body

    #31 | Comment by majewjaborian god — February 26, 2004 @ 6:06 pm

  32. Umm…that GQ pic is real. It’s from a 2001 calendar of hers. Check it out on GQ’s Italian site (bottom of the page):

    http://www.gqonline.it/cont/030gqg/021hom/

    #32 | Comment by WhamJack — February 26, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

  33. I agree with scentless.

    #33 | Comment by pangwinking — February 26, 2004 @ 7:09 pm

  34. scent. at least your boyfriend pang is defending you. btw. bynes is a she-male.

    lol. if you can’t tell the GQ pic is real your a fuckhole.

    ty jack.

    #34 | Comment by xrzdwzl — February 26, 2004 @ 7:18 pm

  35. The GQ one is fake, but the pic IS real. Just photoshopped to look like a magazine cover.

    #35 | Comment by Dex — February 26, 2004 @ 7:53 pm

  36. since we’re splitting hairs.

    http://www.fametown.com/fams/monicabellucci/GQ_Special_Monica_Bellucci.jpg

    is a GQ "Cover" to a 2001 italian calendar featuring Monica Bellucci.

    It is GQ. It is not a fake. It is not a cover to GQ. It is an italian edition.

    #36 | Comment by sheesh — February 26, 2004 @ 8:28 pm

  37. mmmm so many nudes, so little time…..

    #37 | Comment by embus — February 26, 2004 @ 8:32 pm

  38. hey no one has posted the best monica bellucci pic ever taken

    #38 | Comment by jeremy — February 26, 2004 @ 8:39 pm

  39. Yeah shes hot. Just for a cock tease shes in a foreign movie getting it on with a boy who appears to be like 14 years old (softcore of course). Not sure if the ones I found was two scenes or one split into two movies. Its pretty hot but not jackable in my opinion.

    #39 | Comment by Dionysus187 — February 26, 2004 @ 9:21 pm

  40. long time reader, first time poster.
    J you are right on the money here friend;
    gayness has to be a factor if you don’t find this woman hot…like fire

    #40 | Comment by Formula1 — February 26, 2004 @ 9:22 pm

  41. mmm…boobies

    #41 | Comment by applesandgrits — February 26, 2004 @ 9:41 pm

  42. http://www.allsexycelebs.com/pics/monica_bellucci/pictures1.html

    nice HQ pics..background material

    #42 | Comment by Random Hero — February 26, 2004 @ 9:48 pm

  43. Drools…

    #43 | Comment by applesandgrits — February 26, 2004 @ 9:50 pm

  44. I ain’t all that picky but if she’s gonna be the poster girl for Italian women…well then I’ll have spaghetti everyday.

    Good stuff.

    #44 | Comment by Dead Sanity — February 26, 2004 @ 10:01 pm

  45. whoa…looks like she’s had one too many cream puffs.

    #45 | Comment by ripcord — February 26, 2004 @ 10:22 pm

  46. I saw the "Brotherhood of the Wolf" in theaters and I was blown away by Monica Belluci’s apparent inability to keep her clothes on. She’s just amazing and has my vote for hottest woman on the face of the earth.

    #46 | Comment by damnITvigile — February 26, 2004 @ 10:55 pm

  47. http://ww3.voyeurweb.com/main/Prf08a/Psa20040215-74566/index.html

    yum

    #47 | Comment by boreddude — February 26, 2004 @ 11:21 pm

  48. I first saw monica by mistake on a random celeb site I thank christ i did.I thank christ for alot of things but it seems inapropriate to mention my true prayers and a italian sex goddes. she is trully one of the most beautiful women i’ve ever seen.

    #48 | Comment by azluigi — February 26, 2004 @ 11:49 pm

  49. Real or Fake?

    http://www.newsfilter.org/user_submit/uploads/BUFFYS%20TIT.jpg

    #49 | Comment by Juice is my friend — February 27, 2004 @ 1:13 am

  50. whys her nose so fuckin weird

    #50 | Comment by thedarkness — February 27, 2004 @ 1:22 am

  51. it’s an old fake.

    http://www.fake-detective.com/book-4/case358.jpg

    #51 | Comment by FXS — February 27, 2004 @ 1:38 am

  52. fake.. the lighting is off

    #52 | Comment by AlphaPrime — February 27, 2004 @ 1:38 am

  53. I believe she’s all natural too…kinda hard to believe sometimes. In Matrix Revolutions, in perticular, her breasts were like two mini basketballs in red and black plastic. I first saw her in Tears Of The Sun and I was fuckin’ begging for those funbags to flop out and about (acting wasn’t half bad either). Unfortunately they hadn’t, but thanks to the movie for exposing me to her beauty…the second I got home I was searching for some pictures and was quite pleased with what I found. Long story short, I slept pretty good for the next week.

    Goddamn.
    (shit, I prolly shoudln’t say that anymore since that’s using the lords name in vain…fuck that shit)

    What I would give for one night with her…

    #53 | Comment by Dead Sanity — February 27, 2004 @ 2:03 am

  54. anyone ever seen the movie malena? (where she strips and licks on a 13-year-old boy? that little fuck had her tits rubbing on him at 13. I WISH I WAS EUROPEAN.)

    #54 | Comment by joe — February 27, 2004 @ 4:27 am

  55. Monica……yummmmmmm

    She and Eve are my two favoritist females!!!!

    Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    #55 | Comment by grud — February 27, 2004 @ 8:20 am

  56. This one’s a real Sarah Michelle Gellar Nip Slip though

    http://www.areafamosas.com/SMG_NIPPLE.jpg

    #56 | Comment by AnotherOne — February 27, 2004 @ 10:00 am

  57. Bellucci is better then Lewinsky!

    #57 | Comment by fred — February 27, 2004 @ 11:49 am

  58. purrrrrr.

    Id hit that. 😉

    #58 | Comment by kinkiekitten — February 27, 2004 @ 12:16 pm

  59. aye, MILF

    #59 | Comment by Lock — February 27, 2004 @ 12:48 pm

  60. http://www.locofoco.net/images/monicasyrup.jpg

    and wow. Good job jeremy.

    #60 | Comment by Lock — February 27, 2004 @ 12:50 pm

  61. my newest obsession is Adriana Lima.

    holy fucking crap.
    with those blue contacts, (those eyes can’t be real, right?)
    she looks like leader of the "insanely hot werewolf bitches".

    mmmmm…werewolf bitches….

    #61 | Comment by drewfus — February 27, 2004 @ 1:16 pm

  62. Adriana Lima’s eyes are naturally blue(well, blue/grey if you are picky). That is one of those particular advantages of Brazilian women as the result of mixing amerindian, african and portugese blood. Hell, I have even seen a girl that looked as black as the Bronx but had natural blue eyes.

    #62 | Comment by oddho — February 27, 2004 @ 3:52 pm

  63. Only posting this because "AnotherOne" started it. This is the clip of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s "wardrobe malfunction" on E!

    http://www.theblog-guh-guh.com/smg01.gif
    http://theblog-guh-guh.com/smgvid.mpeg

    #63 | Comment by gingis — February 27, 2004 @ 3:59 pm

  64. Yay! Someone posted my url on f.u.ba.r. I’m famous…oh wait, I’m linked on the main page. Nevermind.

    #64 | Comment by Kei — February 27, 2004 @ 5:39 pm

  65. HAHA *infamous* is more like it. Justin ets busted for all the things on your site. (ie nerd@casey-cam.com)

    #65 | Comment by gingis — February 27, 2004 @ 6:41 pm

  66. i luv Monica Bellucci. She is so voluptuous. I wouldn’t mind if she let me breast feed on those gigantic melons!

    #66 | Comment by shiznitt — February 27, 2004 @ 7:03 pm

  67. All the things? We both posted the Casey pics. That makes one thing. As far as him getting busted, I think someone had it out for him. I still haven’t heard from the jerk that lost Justin his host. Not really my fault anyways and it pissed me off as much as it did all regular f.u.b.a.r readers.

    #67 | Comment by Kei — February 27, 2004 @ 9:13 pm

  68. Bangbus Passes?

    #68 | Comment by Buddy — February 28, 2004 @ 3:14 am

  69. "my newest obsession is Adriana Lima."
    "mmmmm…werewolf bitches…."

    Ditto.

    #69 | Comment by Dead Sanity — February 28, 2004 @ 12:19 pm

  70. No, go to Mozilla, you fools.

    Posted by stacia – 12:44pm February 26, 2004

    mozilla firefox works better (both in linux and windows);)

    #70 | Comment by vhw — February 28, 2004 @ 12:28 pm

  71. http://fredou:142110@members.bangbus.com/

    #71 | Comment by Dex — February 28, 2004 @ 9:51 pm

  72. hahahaha…

    anyone who knows anything about the net is now wa-haaayyyy too busy to comment; way to go dex.

    .. fap fap fap

    #72 | Comment by Lock — February 29, 2004 @ 10:06 am

  73. Adriana’s the reason people should MIX more often. Look at what African, Indian and Swiss blood results in…one of the finest women to grace the planet! She’s the hottest in modeling and Halle’s the hottest on the big screen. Stop the hate! Embrace and MIX!!!

    #73 | Comment by ALimaFan — January 21, 2005 @ 4:20 am

  74. SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE!!!!!!

    #74 | Comment by Justin — October 16, 2005 @ 8:21 am

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