Just got done watching Rings. No, not Ring Two. Rings. It’s a 16 minute short that takes place between the first Ring and the second one (i’m assuming). I still haven’t seen The Ring Two yet though. Maybe later tonight.
Anyhow, this girl…
…is so hot. Alex Breckenridge. 15 May 1982. She’s in the Rings short.
And just like Mary Elizabeth Windstead (who has a small role in Ring Two), she’s relatively unknown. Coincidently, the guy who plays the lead role in Rings, is going to be playing the other lead role (alongside Mary) in the third Final Destination movie.
Alex kinda reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert a little. Maybe just in the chin.
So i was googling Alex on the net and i was surprised to see that she has D.E.B.S listed in her filmography. Never heard of D.E.B.S? I was actually going to post about D.E.B.S a coupla months ago after seeing the trailer. Because it looks like a piece of shit and i really can’t believe how this crap got greenlighted. God i hope this flick bombs. Even in its limited release.
Anyhow, i saw Alex’s name linked to D.E.B.S. And i though… “Hmm.. Maybe i’ll give this flick a chance. Just so i can see Alex in it”. Kinda like how i gave Ice Princess a chance just to be able to see Hayden Panettiere (bad idea because she’s barely in it and it has too much Michelle Trachtenberg which made me want to gouge out my eyes because she’s just so incredibly fucking ugly to me).
As it turns out, Alex ISN’T in D.E.B.S. At least not the D.E.B.S that just came out today. She was in the original 11 minute D.E.B.S short (which came out in 2003) that the new D.E.B.S is based on. So no Alex Breckenridge in the new D.E.B.S. Which is a shame because there’s no way i’m watching this new D.E.B.S now. And if i do, it’s only to see how bad it is.
Primary reason i don’t want to watch it? Devon Aoki. Quite possibly the only other girl that’s even uglier than Michelle Trachtenberg. Not even Jordana Brewster can make me watch D.E.B.S (the other hottie who’s not Michelle Rodriguez from the first Fast and the Furious flick that’s also in D.E.B.S). Now if it actually had Alex in it, then yeah, i’ll definitely watch it (even if it sucks ala Ice Princess; even it has Devon Aoki in it ala Michelle Trachtenberg in Ice Princess).
Okay so maybe D.E.B.S won’t be that bad. A guilty pleasure at best. But Devon Aoki…? My God what a dealbreaker.
I didn’t think the ring was good, I will not see ring 2 or rings. 1st
#1 | Comment by lswalker — March 25, 2005 @ 11:50 pm
I don’t get why people thought the first ring was scary. The girl comming out of the TV was a bit creepy but besides that.. meh. Far better films out there.
And Elisha’s butt chin is hott.
#2 | Comment by DMB — March 26, 2005 @ 12:33 am
because they’re all PUSSIES!!!!!!!!
#3 | Comment by Justin — March 26, 2005 @ 12:34 am
I have never heard of D.E.B.S.
#4 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 26, 2005 @ 12:46 am
much better than the poo post.
#5 | Comment by mikesisgod — March 26, 2005 @ 1:17 am
I’ve been looking (well, more like keeping an eye out) for that Elisha shoot unedited and hi res. thanks.
#6 | Comment by kromekoran — March 26, 2005 @ 2:12 am
too weird that I am here…it’s like deja vu’ all over again.
#7 | Comment by Discommode — March 26, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Can you host some link to “rings” or at least tell me how you found it? Seems interesting, and i really dont wanna blow any $$ to see Ring 2.
#8 | Comment by Grinch — March 26, 2005 @ 2:19 am
i got rings off of bittorrent. it’s actually from the 2 disc collectors set of the ring on DVD.
here’s the link to the torrent. might still be working.
#9 | Comment by Justin — March 26, 2005 @ 2:27 am
The Ring was cool. Rings was cool. The Ring Two was cool.
D.E.B.S. would be cool if Michelle Trachtenberg was in it.
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 26, 2005 @ 3:30 am
wow. just finished watching the ring two. in a word: flaccid. like my penis after looking at devon aoki.
0 scares. and completely unecessary sequel. the first one was WAY better.
and as for mary elizabeth winstead’s role, i didn’t even know that it was her! she was the young evelyn (samara’s mother). and her hair completely covered her face. worthless role!
the only good part of the ring two was the opening sequence (which, by the way, makes A LOT more sense if you’ve seen the rings short)
#11 | Comment by Justin — March 26, 2005 @ 5:04 am
“wow. just finished watching the ring two. in a word: flaccid. like my penis after looking at angelbabe.”
— fag.
#12 | Comment by smash — March 26, 2005 @ 6:57 am
Justin, I respect you and agree with most of your taste in women, but c’mon… Devon Aoki is totally hot! She’s got that weird pouty-little-girl/adult thing going on. Admittedly, I’ve only seen still photos–maybe she comes across differently on video.
#13 | Comment by EndlessMike — March 26, 2005 @ 11:22 am
Aoki is gross. Almost as gross as Trachtenbarf.
#14 | Comment by heineken — March 26, 2005 @ 2:16 pm
No one else is having problems displaying images on this site?
#15 | Comment by eggre — March 26, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
D.E.B.S. looks so durst.
#16 | Comment by Wonderyak — March 26, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
More poo!
#17 | Comment by Dex — March 26, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Disco!
#18 | Comment by Bubba — March 26, 2005 @ 6:13 pm
Devon Aoki has some fpf.
Frying pan face.
#19 | Comment by eyeslastglance — March 26, 2005 @ 6:34 pm
You’re alive, mate?
I read about a stiched-up Bubba on Lizzi’s site and feared the worst, although it did make nonsense that she would be visting you at the hospital.
Your being a few thousand miles away.
#20 | Comment by Discommode — March 26, 2005 @ 7:36 pm
Oh, that Pepsi blog is the shit.
Won’t be long before my mates email Justin asking for permission to use his pics of her.
I can’t believe I’v never seen that ad.
#21 | Comment by Discommode — March 26, 2005 @ 7:38 pm
I meant stitched of course.
Although your posts are stiches sometimes.
I am pinker than I was before.
#22 | Comment by Discommode — March 26, 2005 @ 7:41 pm
Must completely agree about the D.E.B.S. looks like a total P.O.S. does it not take away all satire cred when the movie is advertised as a satire?
#23 | Comment by Skeezer — March 26, 2005 @ 8:12 pm
i had no idea that samaras mother was that girl, i thought it was some 60 year old broad that hadnt cut her hair in a good 50 years. Makeup does things.
#24 | Comment by Grinch — March 27, 2005 @ 12:31 am
She was the younger “flashback” mother of Samara.
#25 | Comment by michler — March 27, 2005 @ 1:34 am
Grinch fails at paying attention.
#26 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 27, 2005 @ 3:20 am
P.S. Samara’s mom (the older one) was played by Sissy Spacek, of “Carrie” fame.
#27 | Comment by JustSumDude — March 27, 2005 @ 3:21 am
She is kinda hot, she kinda reminds me of Emily Browning in some way.
Emily Browning.
#28 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 27, 2005 @ 6:16 am
Mmmm… Emily Browning…
I wish I had lips like hers.
#29 | Comment by AngelBaby — March 28, 2005 @ 6:14 pm
She was a wierdo in A series of unfortunate events, but she was still a babe… Is it just me or are the future generation of girls getting hotter and hotter?
#30 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 28, 2005 @ 11:23 pm
How long until Emily Browning is 18?Emily Browning (Violet Baudelaire) Countdown
#31 | Comment by Registeredpedophile — March 28, 2005 @ 11:27 pm
holy crap. there’s so much bunched up text on that page. cant even tell the ads from the content.
#32 | Comment by Justin — March 28, 2005 @ 11:33 pm
D.E.B.S. = Dumb Energetic Blowjob Sluts ??
#33 | Comment by DArK SAgE — April 2, 2005 @ 4:30 am