Check out the new Jessica Simpson video here. Directed by Brett ‘X3’ Ratner.
Isn’t it funny how Brett Ratner is now attached to a movie that Bryan Singer was once supposed to direct. And how Bryan Singer is now directing a movie that Brett Ratner was once attached to.
Ohhh Jessica, how do I love teh boobies.
#1 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — June 11, 2005 @ 4:42 am
damn, I hate that song, kills the original and then throws in some annoying country twang just to walk all over it’s grave.
#2 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 11, 2005 @ 8:00 am
at least it had boobs and a senseless car wash sequesnce
#3 | Comment by shirizaki — June 11, 2005 @ 8:07 am
Worst remake of a song….EVER!!
#4 | Comment by nick — June 11, 2005 @ 8:32 am
megadeth’s version is a lot better…?
#5 | Comment by turtle — June 11, 2005 @ 9:23 am
My car needs washing…
#6 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 11, 2005 @ 9:26 am
trade chores, Angelbabe? My penis needs masturbating.
#7 | Comment by smash — June 11, 2005 @ 11:22 am
so whats up justin?
just found the site again….I really hadnt been looking, I thought you were actually done.
I seriously missed this place.
#8 | Comment by vassilios — June 11, 2005 @ 12:41 pm
Her bio says
“she was ready for this vital next stage in her career. “I knew the sort of songs I wanted to sing and write,” she says. “Songs that are uplifting and real.””
All her “singles” seem to be covers. And I must say that video was real uplifting and real.
#9 | Comment by joe — June 11, 2005 @ 12:59 pm
ummm… maybe I’m paying attention to the worng things here (she is hawt, let’s get that out of the way first off…) but I have a major beef…
The General Lee’s doors open?
#10 | Comment by al k holik — June 11, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
Oh, two more positives about the video:
1. Willie Nelson makes a decent Uncle Jesse.
2. It’s a better video with the sound off, so it can be viewed at work far more safely.
#11 | Comment by al k holik — June 11, 2005 @ 4:04 pm
Jessica Simpson’s sister makes my penis sad.
So does this movie ;(
#12 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 11, 2005 @ 4:14 pm
I hope nick pounded the shit outta her after she got home from making this vid cause she is in amazing shape. I know I would.
#13 | Comment by Mr_SaMSA — June 11, 2005 @ 10:53 pm
rumors on the internets (and radio) says that bam magera’s ex girlfriend said that jessica’s a whore and that she got fucked by bam and johnny knoxville
#14 | Comment by Justin — June 11, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
I was more excited about Willie Nelson kicking some ass than Jessica.
#15 | Comment by radish01001 — June 12, 2005 @ 1:12 am
Yeah, I’m sure Bam’s ex-slut is a totally reliable source.
I think I read that she’s the one who mailed the President’s air national guard documents to 60 Minutes…
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 12, 2005 @ 1:37 am
Justin –
Check it out, more Keely pics:
http://stinkydonuts.com/blog/view.php?cisloclanku=2005060106
#17 | Comment by El Payo — June 12, 2005 @ 2:37 am
The best thing about that video was how the beer bottle was glued to the tray. Maybe I’m paying attention to the wrong things, too.
#18 | Comment by Mandarin — June 12, 2005 @ 6:24 am
Good lord, Keeley is hawt… 😮
#19 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 13, 2005 @ 8:59 am
Isn’t it funny how Brett Ratner is now attached to a movie that Bryan Singer was once supposed to direct. And how Bryan Singer is now directing a movie that Brett Ratner was once attached to.
That is an amazing fact, much like how Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy, and Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln.
#20 | Comment by Ben Affleck — June 13, 2005 @ 11:45 am