Best dream ever

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I dreamt that i was at Keeley Hazell’s house and Asia Carrera was there too. We all had a nice long chat in the living room and on the balcony and at the end, Asia Carrera gave me a personally autographed copy of one of her DVDs and told me not to sell it on eBay.

54 thoughts on “Best dream ever”

  1. FIRST.

    We all know you would sell it on eBay as soon as Asia turned her back.

    #1 | Comment by Nerima — July 24, 2005 @ 12:54 pm

  2. I dreamnt that I was ass raping some asian dude

    #2 | Comment by nick — July 24, 2005 @ 12:58 pm

  3. do you watch full length porn?

    #3 | Comment by guy — July 24, 2005 @ 1:00 pm

  4. i like when asia carrera talks. she has a funny kinda lisp thing. i think it’s hot.

    #4 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 1:08 pm

  5. You should post more pics and talk less. thanks

    #5 | Comment by Tony — July 24, 2005 @ 1:14 pm

  6. See, if I was sitting in the living room with Asia Carrera, I’d bust out a Trivial Pursuit board, because I bet I could beat her, MENSA or not.

    #6 | Comment by Ben Affleck — July 24, 2005 @ 1:31 pm

  7. I get Asia Carrera and Tia Carrera confused.

    #7 | Comment by puzzlehead — July 24, 2005 @ 1:43 pm

  8. Might I add, Ben. The 90’s Edition Trivial Pursuit was most entertaining. However, I’m more partial to Clue.

    #8 | Comment by Fandango — July 24, 2005 @ 1:45 pm

  9. Asia

    #9 | Comment by Fandango — July 24, 2005 @ 1:49 pm

  10. asia carrera actually stole tia carrera’s last name for her porn name

    fact

    #10 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 1:55 pm

  11. Asia got big and fat and pregnant.

    Fact.

    #11 | Comment by Nerima — July 24, 2005 @ 2:01 pm

  12. she’s not pregnant anymore! she’s trying to lose the weight she gained now. she said so in her blog.

    fact.

    #12 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 2:09 pm

  13. Who is Tia Carrera?

    #13 | Comment by Me — July 24, 2005 @ 2:33 pm

  14. I say less pictures and more talk. This is certainly one of the best stories ever told.

    #14 | Comment by Elder Young — July 24, 2005 @ 2:49 pm

  15. Tia Carrere was in Wayne’s World and voices Lilo’s big sister in “Lilo & Stitch”. She and Asia Carrera both probably were inspired by the Por-sha.

    #15 | Comment by tool — July 24, 2005 @ 2:52 pm

  16. hahaha nice “dream”

    #16 | Comment by Made In China — July 24, 2005 @ 3:08 pm

  17. I love the pics, but Agree with elder, the blogging on this site is fuckin hilarious.

    #17 | Comment by Biggity Ben — July 24, 2005 @ 3:17 pm

  18. oh yeah i meant carrere.

    anyhow, here’s a good interview with asia carrera. she talks about her porn name too. worth a read!

    #18 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

  19. I can’t believe somebody else knew that Asia Carrera was a MENSA member. It pisses me off that someone else has more porn knowledge than I do. I’m going to brush up right now and jerk off on my roommate’s sandals.

    #19 | Comment by SFMagic — July 24, 2005 @ 5:15 pm

  20. People who wear sandals are dumb.

    I hate your roommate and his dirty hippie sandals.

    #20 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 24, 2005 @ 6:03 pm

  21. #18 I love Giant Robot! It makes me feel asian! Or at least it reminds me that I’m asian. I think I have that issue some place…

    #21 | Comment by puzzlehead — July 24, 2005 @ 8:35 pm

  22. SFMagic. That is genius. I would never of thought of that. The worst I did, was come up with a fake paternity test for a roommate to make him think that he got so drunk and banged this huge fat girl and got her pregnant.

    #22 | Comment by Fandango — July 24, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

  23. Wow, you’re an asshole.

    #23 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — July 24, 2005 @ 10:43 pm

  24. Yeah, I know.

    #24 | Comment by Fandango — July 24, 2005 @ 11:36 pm

  25. Tera Patrick > Asia Carrera

    Fact.

    #25 | Comment by Crackpot Live — July 25, 2005 @ 1:49 am

  26. I read Asia Carrera’s blog. And consider her to be totally awesome. And am a female. How twisted….

    #26 | Comment by Alex — July 25, 2005 @ 2:41 am

  27. she doesnt update too often but when she does, its always facinating

    http://asiacarrera.com/bulletin.html

    #27 | Comment by Justin — July 25, 2005 @ 2:54 am

  28. Porn chicks are filthy. That’s why I don’t watch porn anymore.

    #28 | Comment by kiko — July 25, 2005 @ 4:19 am

  29. #27 can’t even posts links right on his own site >

    #29 | Comment by thesuit — July 25, 2005 @ 5:32 am

  30. Kiko, now that you don’t watch porn any more, what kind of therapy do you use?

    #30 | Comment by Fandango — July 25, 2005 @ 11:10 am

  31. I watch amateur girl-on-girl stuff. Before they get jaded by the cock.

    #31 | Comment by kiko — July 25, 2005 @ 11:27 am

  32. the link is right. theres a plugin that just auto truncates long ones. noob. you lose.

    #32 | Comment by Justin — July 25, 2005 @ 12:44 pm

  33. pwnt by ze azn… WOOT

    #33 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — July 25, 2005 @ 12:56 pm

  34. #27 that link sends me to http://asiacarrera

    no dot com, no nothin’.

    #34 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 25, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

  35. Crap nevermind. I lose.

    #35 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 25, 2005 @ 2:14 pm

  36. you lose.

    #36 | Comment by Justin — July 25, 2005 @ 2:31 pm

  37. “I dreamt that i was at Keeley Hazell’s house and Asia Carrera was there too. We all had a nice long chat”

    What, no fucking? You are a homo.

    #37 | Comment by JVC — July 25, 2005 @ 6:51 pm

  38. Asia Argento > Asia Carerra.

    And LOL @ #37.

    #38 | Comment by starryfever — July 25, 2005 @ 11:49 pm

  39. Anyone with links to hig res pictures of Jessica Simpson?

    #39 | Comment by Anonymous Bastard — July 26, 2005 @ 1:53 am

  40. Keeley’s all over the cover of this month’s FHM UK. Lots of big-breasted photos inside. Gorgeous.

    #40 | Comment by ScarJoLover — July 26, 2005 @ 2:31 am

  41. i’d put up more pictures of keeley but i got an email the other day from page3.com and they threatened to sue unless i took them down!

    as a result, the keeley gallery is no more………

    #41 | Comment by Justin — July 26, 2005 @ 2:37 am

  42. I threaten to sue you unless you put them back UP! So now you’re really between a rock and a hard place!

    #42 | Comment by Nerima — July 26, 2005 @ 3:44 am

  43. nothing’s harder than nerima’s rock.

    wait, that sounded kind of weird.

    eh. it’s too hot to think straight.

    #43 | Comment by starryfever — July 26, 2005 @ 4:15 am

  44. It’s a good thing I downloaded the Keeley gallery while I had the chance.

    #44 | Comment by ScarJoLover — July 26, 2005 @ 4:47 am

  45. It’s a good thing Keeley is my next door neighbor. Gotta go — teatime.

    #45 | Comment by Nerima — July 26, 2005 @ 5:15 am

  46. “eh. it’s too hot to think straight.”
    –starryfever

    So you’re thinking gay then? That sounds kind of weirder. Or at least queerer.

    #46 | Comment by EndlessMike — July 26, 2005 @ 7:14 am

  47. asia and some hot other babes are over on rubberfaces.com now – hope they add their bodies so we can play with them too!

    #47 | Comment by Jonathan — July 26, 2005 @ 8:29 am

  48. Shut up you cock-gobbling douche monkey.

    #48 | Comment by gulliver — July 26, 2005 @ 6:02 pm

  49. Enough with the rubberfaces plug. We get it, you’ve posted it in every discussion.

    #49 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 26, 2005 @ 6:27 pm

  50. ok i turned off the autotruncate url thing

    Ruprecht Jones still loses though

    #50 | Comment by Justin — July 27, 2005 @ 7:25 pm

  51. #40 You are my hero. Just bought it. Mmmm… Keeley Hazell.

    #51 | Comment by JVC — July 29, 2005 @ 9:50 pm

  52. not fair! damn you blightys and your superior lad mags!

    #52 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2005 @ 9:55 pm

  53. They rarely airbrush-out nipples over here too.

    #53 | Comment by JVC — July 29, 2005 @ 10:42 pm

  54. I had a dream too once, but i hate anything 2 do with gay sex. but out of no where o ne night i was dreaming i was deepthroating a huge cock and some girl was Fing me w/o a condom, it was so fun. Anal sex is disgusting ban it! I hate gay people cuz they dont like girl’s! seriously how can you not like girls!

    #54 | Comment by Skull — December 14, 2005 @ 1:57 am

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