In her latest ‘article’ on IGN, from what i’ve read in the teaser, Jessica Chobot talks about her favorite Atari games.
Yep. Favorite Atari games.
And you know what that means.
Here are some FACTS some guy made on some gaming forum:
She hasn’t made a single substantial statement about anything gaming-related. She’s just another 32/64-bit era introduced gamer.
She’s your typical internet “gamer”/anime fangirl. She thinks PSX/PS2 are the greatest things ever. She loves FF (in specific, 3D generation FF), she’s into anime, and while she claims that “Nintendo holds a special place in her heart” I’ve seen her say many more bad things about the company than good.
So, simply put: She loves Square and Sony to death, and is very into anime. How many internet girls does that describe? It wouldn’t surprise me if she was into j-rock, cosplaying, and webcamming either. A typical internet fangirl. The most annoying people on the face of the earth.
She tries to make herself sound like the so-called “hardcore, unbiased” gamer by making statements about modding XBoxes, and bashing Nintendo’s ideas, yet professing so much love for them. She goes onto say how she doesn’t play XBox Live (gee I wonder why?), because she’d rather play online games on her PC.. when XBox Live and PC online gaming are not similar enough to be compared this way.
She also mentions Dreamcast and Soul Calibur to up her “hardcore” gamer status, then goes on to talk about how she dumped her b/f who then took the game away from her, which btw is the reason why she stopped playing it.
By bringing her “dumped” b/f into the article just lost her more points. Who the **** cares about her relationship status? Oh wait, that WOULD get rabid fanboys all aroused, huh?
She could have just as easily re-bought the game for herself and not mentioned any of that.. but no, that would make too much sense.
Jessica Chobot makes me ANGRY.
1st
You really give her more publicity than anywhere else. Why can’t you hate me and make me famous?
#1 | Comment by ninbw — July 23, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Justin is mad he didn’t discover chobot first, why not rename the site to That Chobot Bitch dot com.
#2 | Comment by lswalker — July 23, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
whats to discover? the fact that she’s an old wrinkled fake gamer hag?
plus thatchobotbitch is already a site
http://thatchobotbitch.blogspot.com
it is my goal for jessica chobot to read all of the hate on this site.
actually i think she might have. i know some guy actually linked to this site in the comments section on one of her posts in her blog on that fucking redassedbabboon site. so she might have followed it and seen the hate on this site at some point or another. I HOPE.
go to hell jessica chobot. you go to hell and die!
#3 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
As much as I like Scar Jo pictures, angry Justin rants are much more entertaining. Also, do you have any more posts on movies, video games and how you think you’re life is boring? Those posts are my favorite. k thnx
#4 | Comment by Elder Young — July 23, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
I used to date Chobot, back in the 80’s. She was lousy in bed.
#5 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — July 23, 2005 @ 2:45 pm
Ruprecht! What a coincidence! I’m lousy in bed, too!
Hey, no…wait. That didn’t come out right…
#6 | Comment by puzzlehead — July 23, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
I hope she reads all this shit and crys to sleep at night becuase of it, Justin the chobot bitch basher.
#7 | Comment by digitalpenguin — July 23, 2005 @ 9:20 pm
ONE CAN ONLY WISH
#8 | Comment by Justin — July 23, 2005 @ 9:29 pm
poor little chobot…
#9 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 23, 2005 @ 10:17 pm
Leave Chobot alone, bitches!
Chobot>you
CHOBOT RULES!!!
*I hope she reads this and send me nudie pics*
#10 | Comment by kiko — July 23, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
Justin has sand in his vagina.
#11 | Comment by Dex — July 24, 2005 @ 1:06 am
Chobot is made up. There’s no way that much stupid is contained in a person.
#12 | Comment by shirizaki — July 24, 2005 @ 1:09 am
vagina or mangina?
#13 | Comment by kiko — July 24, 2005 @ 1:43 am
Btw, what the hell is that Kind-a-Captcha crap I get when posting comments?
#14 | Comment by kiko — July 24, 2005 @ 1:48 am
apparently it thought you were a spambot/robot/chobot.
it was just testing to see if you were human.
#15 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 1:54 am
anyone who plays an FF game shouldn’t give a shit about its graphics, FF is all about the storylines and what happens in it – keeping the gamer entertained.
#12: sadly, she is real. i’ve seen her on TV (it was painful)
#16 | Comment by fujiko — July 24, 2005 @ 1:56 am
Don’t tell me you’re segregating Chobot fans to later send them to a deathcamp.
Nazi Justin? 😮
#17 | Comment by kiko — July 24, 2005 @ 2:00 am
i blame the spam karma 2.0 plugin
#18 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 2:09 am
I blame you for installing it.
#19 | Comment by kiko — July 24, 2005 @ 2:12 am
i blame PPC spammers for making me install it
ps: chobot is a stupid whore
#20 | Comment by Justin — July 24, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Kill all spammers and unistall that shit.
ps: Hating Chobot is gay.
#21 | Comment by kiko — July 24, 2005 @ 2:46 am
Justin should aim fight chobot.
#22 | Comment by Observant — July 24, 2005 @ 4:30 am
Chobot would win.
I mean, who’s the bigger whore: Justin or Chobot?
#23 | Comment by shirizaki — July 24, 2005 @ 6:31 am
Who the hell is Chobot? If you’re gonna rant, rant about someone that people actually know.
#24 | Comment by Buckfutter — July 24, 2005 @ 6:33 am
First, old school Lohan jigglies:
http://img12.exs.cx/img12/4343/lohan9fo4ff.gif
Second:
Such a fucking fake bitch. DIE CHOBOT. I HOPE YOU GET AIDS LICKING YOUR PSP.
#25 | Comment by OttoD — July 24, 2005 @ 8:16 am
#24: Thanks for the erection.
Anyone who ever said those thingies were fake was a dumb.
#26 | Comment by Nerima — July 24, 2005 @ 2:03 pm
Boo Chobot. Worst … last name … ever.
#27 | Comment by JustSumDude — July 24, 2005 @ 6:01 pm
Jessica Chobot is her name. Learn it. Love it. She’s here to stay.
#28 | Comment by kiko — July 25, 2005 @ 4:27 am
Whoops. I meant #25.
#29 | Comment by Nerima — July 25, 2005 @ 7:00 am
Wow, check out all the stupid fanboys:
http://boards.phwcomics.com/showthread.php?t=9359
#30 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — July 25, 2005 @ 10:25 am
hahhahaha. they all sound like they’re 13!
stupid kids.
#31 | Comment by Justin — July 25, 2005 @ 12:47 pm
kiko, what is that avatar from?
#32 | Comment by Nerima — July 25, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
I don’t know. I found that pic in a yahoo group a couple of years ago.
#31 The fact that they like Chobot make them smarter than you.
#33 | Comment by kiko — July 26, 2005 @ 10:01 pm
Oh no, it looks like the constant objectification of women in games themselves have spawned a real-life counterpart! Maybe we shouldn’t have programmed them all to have huge boobs and tiny brains! It looks like people at gaming companies are trying to appeal to the median gamer (or person): horny, stupid, and tasteless. Don’t even give me crap about video games being “art.”
#34 | Comment by Matt Youngblood — July 27, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
yes just. we take images from site and use as wall paper. WIN. 😛
#35 | Comment by gameaddict8 — July 27, 2005 @ 6:58 pm
Atari games?
Classic
i remember a dude who sold motorcycles, at a shop i repaired bikes at, long ago…
he admitted the only time he started riding a
cycle, was when he started selling bikes…
but, he always would lie to the customer,
telling them he had been riding for years…
pretty pathetic
you see the ‘con’ all the time in life.
chicks love attention these days.
will do anything to be seen.
#36 | Comment by boy tiger — July 31, 2005 @ 4:11 pm
fascinating stuff
#37 | Comment by Cielo — November 21, 2006 @ 1:20 pm