Fat girls should stop pretending to be proud of being overweight and go on a damn diet. If not, stop complaining being fat and how everyone else likes thinner girls. It’s your fault when people make fun of you for being too lazy to exercise and lose weight. And don’t be so stupid as to overdo it either. You don’t want to end up like freaking Lindsay Lohan or the Olsen trolls. If you’re fat, stop eating. If you’re thin, then eat a damn burger.
Fat chicks being proud of themselves makes me so pissed off…particulary the ones who claim “real women have curves”. Curves are not disgusting rolls of fat and extra chins.
But what about all the hot girl bashing? I think this balances it all out. Justin is an equal opportunity hater. Fat, thin, hot, not. It doesn’t matter. Being fat doesn’t give you the excuse not to be bashed. Everybody deserves to be bashed for one thing or another. Even the mainstream media is in on the fat girl bashing.
> Lucio Guerrero says:
One word comes to mind when I see those Dove ads — disturbing. And disturbing quickly morphs into frightening when I see the ad while waiting for the L at the Merchandise Mart. There — in all of their 4-foot-high glory — are the ladies of Dove more lifelike than I’d like to see in my advertising.
Really, the only time I want to see a thigh that big is in a bucket with bread crumbs on it (rim shot here).
> Bill Zwecker of CBS News in Chicago says:
Advertising is all about creating a fantasy — an illusion.
In this day and age, when we are facing a huge obesity problem in this country, we don’t need to encourage anyone — women OR men — to think it’s okay to be out of shape
> Richard Roeper of the Sun-Times says:
But the raw truth is, I find these Dove ads a little unsettling. If I want to see plump gals baring too much skin, I’ll go to Taste of Chicago, OK? I’ll walk down Michigan Avenue or go to Navy Pier. When we’re talking women in their underwear on billboards outside my living room windows, give me the fantasy babes, please.
If that makes me sound superficial, shallow and sexist — well yes, I’m a man. And I’ll have to point out that most of the men who appear on billboards and in magazines and on TV commercials are just as genetically blessed as their female counterparts.
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by yoyoma — August 1, 2005 @
12:29 pm
You should know, I’m not a fatty. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
But, that’s not what’s important. I know what you want, baby.
I can give you what you need.
You want to believe I’m fat, and then you can say “stfu fatty”, and I’ll curl up into my fat-self, and cry myself to sleep.
But, you are making me giggle. Because, all of this build-up was me waiting for you to call me fat.
It’s what dudes like you assume.
Seriously (and not “Seriously”, as in the namesake… because I’d be ALL OVER HIM (in a good way)), but “seriously”, as in, I’m being 100% straight with you…
I’m a thin chick.
And I will glady take you and treat you like the sissy-girl you want to be.
Maybe I’ll tag team you. I’ll bring a fat girl in. The two of us would dress you in a humiliating manner.
I’ll tie you to the bed. I’ll break out the flogger. I’ll whip your ass into submission.
Be afraid, Dex.
You can’t upset me – in your widlest dreams.
But, I KNOW, in YOUR wildest dreams…
You want me to own your ass.
You want me to make you beg and plead for mercy.
I could take you on, any day.
And I will make you BEG, you spineless piece of shit.
well being fat is a choice, so many people here in the states choose to be fat. they do this by eating for reasons other than to sustain life. also think about all the poor fat kids that have lazy twat moms who would rather drive thier little chubber into mcD’s than actually spend some time in the garden and kitchen preparing fresh healthy food…fuckers and who is dove to decide what is real beauty? we all know real beauty when we see it and it ain’t in no fatty’s fucking pit!
shes not fat, shes just reached the age where noone finds her attractice because shes barren and nature has uglified her so men don’t waste their time. Female fertility peaks in the early 20s, thats why feminine beauty does as well. Sucks for you.
#48 |
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by thesuit — August 2, 2005 @
10:23 am
durr I meant the other jenn who wanted to put things up justins butt
#49 |
Comment
by thesuit — August 2, 2005 @
10:24 am
Why does my account keep getting banned justin does teh site think im a bot or do my few comments piss peole off
#50 |
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by digitalpenguin — August 2, 2005 @
11:38 am
lots of girls seem to wanna put things in my butt. my ex girlfriend included.
penguin, dunno. i havent seen any of your comments get eaten up. your last one before this was the powerglove one. nothing inbetween. maybe you just hit the site during some server downtime and thought you were banned or something.
Amy’s many paragraphs of psuedo-masculine threats and cajoles turn me on.
#52 |
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by Ruprecht Jones — August 2, 2005 @
1:34 pm
you should do a post where you compile all the evidence that scarlett johannson is a fat ass. All those pictures of her stomach bulging out, the photos of her on late night with conan o’brien in themiddle of summer in a FUCKING sweater, point out that her boobs simply arent big enough for them to have any real shape and still ahve the profile that we saw in a love song for bobby long, how shes said on more than one occassion that her status as a sex symbol stems more from cinematography than anything else, etc. etc.
for starters, i don’t think those women in the ads don’t look fat – at least not on the website (i haven’t seen those ads on TV nor billboard because i don’t live in the USA).
yeah, obesity is a problem and i don’t think it should be celebrated. but curves are good…being healthy is good. being obsessed with losing weight and becoming anorexic in the process, is NOT good.
however, i have a major problem with them saying “real women have curves” because now they are sort of putting down the skinny chicks. it’s a pretty retarded statement. REAL woman have tits, ass and a pussy. they may or may not have curves, they could be thin, they could be fat as fuck or they could be just perfect.
[…] i hadn’t heard about the dove ad campaign nor come across it until yesterday. i went to amy’s site, who said that she started some shit on justin’s site because she got pissed off by what she read. […]
First!
Fat = fap fap fap
#1 | Comment by Nerima — August 1, 2005 @ 2:04 am
Fat girls should stop pretending to be proud of being overweight and go on a damn diet. If not, stop complaining being fat and how everyone else likes thinner girls. It’s your fault when people make fun of you for being too lazy to exercise and lose weight. And don’t be so stupid as to overdo it either. You don’t want to end up like freaking Lindsay Lohan or the Olsen trolls. If you’re fat, stop eating. If you’re thin, then eat a damn burger.
#2 | Comment by yoyoma — August 1, 2005 @ 2:13 am
tell ’em, steve-dave!
apparently new yorkers dont like fat girls too
#3 | Comment by Justin — August 1, 2005 @ 2:18 am
Real male beauty is not being afraid to sit around all day in front of the telly and toss back six packs and pork rinds.
Real male beauty is not doing what you were asked to do, even though you had all day to do it.
#4 | Comment by Seriously — August 1, 2005 @ 2:46 am
Here in L.A. I drive past those massive billboards on my way to work every day. It’s a good way to start the workday — with a shriveled pee-pee.
#5 | Comment by Nerima — August 1, 2005 @ 2:59 am
dove has a fat pidgeon as logo, what d’you expect?
#6 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 1, 2005 @ 3:47 am
They all look better than Tara Reid does now.
Dove girls > drunk skank franken boobs
#7 | Comment by lswalker — August 1, 2005 @ 3:52 am
Tara who?
I never saw the big deal with her.
Katie Holmes >> Tara (only good for b)Reid(ing).
#8 | Comment by starryfever — August 1, 2005 @ 5:27 am
Okay, so its fine that you are fat, that still doesn’t excuse your face.
#9 | Comment by michler — August 1, 2005 @ 5:50 am
How many of us are fat?
#10 | Comment by Nerima — August 1, 2005 @ 5:56 am
I was fat, then skinny, then really fat, then really skinny.
#11 | Comment by Fandango — August 1, 2005 @ 6:12 am
I’m just horny all the time!
#12 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 1, 2005 @ 6:44 am
I just let my penis tell me if the woman is beautiful or fugly.
hard = beautiful
soft = fugly
The penis never lies.
#13 | Comment by kiko — August 1, 2005 @ 7:52 am
nice observation kiko…all hail the penis
#14 | Comment by turtle — August 1, 2005 @ 8:34 am
“Fat girls need love too… But they have to pay.” ~ Familly Guy
#15 | Comment by Luke — August 1, 2005 @ 8:58 am
I agree with Yo Yo Ma.
Fat chicks being proud of themselves makes me so pissed off…particulary the ones who claim “real women have curves”. Curves are not disgusting rolls of fat and extra chins.
#16 | Comment by heineken — August 1, 2005 @ 9:11 am
I let my penis make a lot of decisions for me like what movie to watch, where to eat, which lube to buy, ect. And it never fails me.
#17 | Comment by kiko — August 1, 2005 @ 9:12 am
16 – Yo Yo Ma said that?
#18 | Comment by Nerima — August 1, 2005 @ 9:33 am
Ever notice that [some] Fat guys can get with attractive girls, but Fat girls can’t get with attractive guys? Because fat women are smelly… and fat.
I got a buddy who rooms with a fat dude, his fridge is always stocked. We call him “Thor”.
#19 | Comment by The Brad — August 1, 2005 @ 10:39 am
Stupid advertising campaign.
Even stupider public response to it.
Justin starting a thread purely for the sake of fat girl bashing?
Lame.
#20 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 11:58 am
But what about all the hot girl bashing? I think this balances it all out. Justin is an equal opportunity hater. Fat, thin, hot, not. It doesn’t matter. Being fat doesn’t give you the excuse not to be bashed. Everybody deserves to be bashed for one thing or another. Even the mainstream media is in on the fat girl bashing.
> Lucio Guerrero says:
One word comes to mind when I see those Dove ads — disturbing. And disturbing quickly morphs into frightening when I see the ad while waiting for the L at the Merchandise Mart. There — in all of their 4-foot-high glory — are the ladies of Dove more lifelike than I’d like to see in my advertising.
Really, the only time I want to see a thigh that big is in a bucket with bread crumbs on it (rim shot here).
> Bill Zwecker of CBS News in Chicago says:
Advertising is all about creating a fantasy — an illusion.
In this day and age, when we are facing a huge obesity problem in this country, we don’t need to encourage anyone — women OR men — to think it’s okay to be out of shape
> Richard Roeper of the Sun-Times says:
But the raw truth is, I find these Dove ads a little unsettling. If I want to see plump gals baring too much skin, I’ll go to Taste of Chicago, OK? I’ll walk down Michigan Avenue or go to Navy Pier. When we’re talking women in their underwear on billboards outside my living room windows, give me the fantasy babes, please.
If that makes me sound superficial, shallow and sexist — well yes, I’m a man. And I’ll have to point out that most of the men who appear on billboards and in magazines and on TV commercials are just as genetically blessed as their female counterparts.
#21 | Comment by yoyoma — August 1, 2005 @ 12:29 pm
Fat girls need love too.
How else would Justin have been born?
#22 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 12:44 pm
dex
yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
http://www.yo-yoma.com ?
#23 | Comment by Justin — August 1, 2005 @ 12:48 pm
Yo momma so fat, she wears a Malcolm X shirt, and helicopters try to land on her
#24 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 12:51 pm
“Even the mainstream media is in on the fat girl bashing.”
Heh. “Even the mainstream media”… yeah, that’s funny. And, proof of something?
Because, um… the mainstream media has finally jumped on the bandwagon that stupid Internet boys started?
For so long, the “mainstream media” embraced fatties. Then, they got a clue.
OR, y’all have received your opinions from that mainstream.
And you wouldn’t know REAL beauty if it smacked you upside the head with its real, non-silicone tits.
“Justin is an equal opportunity hater. Fat, thin, hot, not. It doesn’t matter.”
It’s called misogyny.
Justin just plays into the hate his readers have for women.
Whatever shape or size.
If she’ll fuck you – she’s a slut.
If she won’t – she’s a bitch.
And her size… fair game. Among boys who have no clue.
#25 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 1:06 pm
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
EMO
BLAH
BLAH
BLAH
STUPID TEXT
BLAH
BLAH
#26 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 1:08 pm
^^^^^^^
Case in point.
Stupid, stupid boy.
The only pussy you’ll get, will be by accident.
#27 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Your mom said you were an accident.
#28 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 1:13 pm
OK, I see, you will get some women by your wit.
You’re so clever.
I am drawn to you.
I can tell, you’re a guy who needs to be fucked in the ass with a strap on dildo.
I can spot guys like you from a mile away.
You want to be pissed on, and told you’re worthless.
Don’t feel shame. You’re not alone.
#29 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 1:16 pm
stfu fatty
#30 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 1:21 pm
i think dex loses.
#31 | Comment by Justin — August 1, 2005 @ 1:27 pm
It’s a good thing most women aren’t as percept as Amy! Otherwise most of us would NEVER get laid!!
#32 | Comment by radish01001 — August 1, 2005 @ 1:36 pm
Justin is azn. Only 0.00001% of all azns are fat. Therefore Justin is genetically predisposed to hate fat chicks.
#33 | Comment by Nerima — August 1, 2005 @ 1:42 pm
This is me upsetting Amy.
#34 | Comment by Dex — August 1, 2005 @ 1:46 pm
“This is me upsetting Amy.”
Dex – don’t be scared.
You should know, I’m not a fatty. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
But, that’s not what’s important. I know what you want, baby.
I can give you what you need.
You want to believe I’m fat, and then you can say “stfu fatty”, and I’ll curl up into my fat-self, and cry myself to sleep.
But, you are making me giggle. Because, all of this build-up was me waiting for you to call me fat.
It’s what dudes like you assume.
Seriously (and not “Seriously”, as in the namesake… because I’d be ALL OVER HIM (in a good way)), but “seriously”, as in, I’m being 100% straight with you…
I’m a thin chick.
And I will glady take you and treat you like the sissy-girl you want to be.
Maybe I’ll tag team you. I’ll bring a fat girl in. The two of us would dress you in a humiliating manner.
I’ll tie you to the bed. I’ll break out the flogger. I’ll whip your ass into submission.
Be afraid, Dex.
You can’t upset me – in your widlest dreams.
But, I KNOW, in YOUR wildest dreams…
You want me to own your ass.
You want me to make you beg and plead for mercy.
I could take you on, any day.
And I will make you BEG, you spineless piece of shit.
#35 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 2:06 pm
Hello.
#36 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 1, 2005 @ 2:47 pm
I’m scared of girls that type that much. They have too much on their minds.
#37 | Comment by Elder Young — August 1, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Fear = The Point.
#38 | Comment by Amy — August 1, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
Sentence.
Stupid point.
You probably won’t read this line.
Yep.
Shout out to all my people reading this.
I like to post like this.
::..::…:.:::…:.
#39 | Comment by heineken — August 1, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Also, being fat is for the birds, and fat birds can’t fly and therefore are useless.
Mathmatical proof that fat=death.
#40 | Comment by heineken — August 1, 2005 @ 3:53 pm
well being fat is a choice, so many people here in the states choose to be fat. they do this by eating for reasons other than to sustain life. also think about all the poor fat kids that have lazy twat moms who would rather drive thier little chubber into mcD’s than actually spend some time in the garden and kitchen preparing fresh healthy food…fuckers and who is dove to decide what is real beauty? we all know real beauty when we see it and it ain’t in no fatty’s fucking pit!
#41 | Comment by ant — August 1, 2005 @ 9:14 pm
calm down and have another cupcake, amy…
…or perhaps a midol.
#42 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 1, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
shes not fat, shes just reached the age where noone finds her attractice because shes barren and nature has uglified her so men don’t waste their time. Female fertility peaks in the early 20s, thats why feminine beauty does as well. Sucks for you.
#43 | Comment by guy — August 1, 2005 @ 10:06 pm
is anybody else getting really aroused by amy?
#44 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 1, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
Amy is posting on Justin’s site agaaaaaaaaiiiiiin.
Real male beauty is never calling even though you said you would.
You guys can probably figure out the rest from here.
#45 | Comment by Seriously — August 2, 2005 @ 1:26 am
And, yes.
As always.
#46 | Comment by Seriously — August 2, 2005 @ 1:32 am
#44 I am.
#47 | Comment by kiko — August 2, 2005 @ 7:36 am
amy =amusejenn?
#48 | Comment by thesuit — August 2, 2005 @ 10:23 am
durr I meant the other jenn who wanted to put things up justins butt
#49 | Comment by thesuit — August 2, 2005 @ 10:24 am
Why does my account keep getting banned justin does teh site think im a bot or do my few comments piss peole off
#50 | Comment by digitalpenguin — August 2, 2005 @ 11:38 am
lots of girls seem to wanna put things in my butt. my ex girlfriend included.
penguin, dunno. i havent seen any of your comments get eaten up. your last one before this was the powerglove one. nothing inbetween. maybe you just hit the site during some server downtime and thought you were banned or something.
#51 | Comment by Justin — August 2, 2005 @ 12:03 pm
Amy’s many paragraphs of psuedo-masculine threats and cajoles turn me on.
#52 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 2, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
you should do a post where you compile all the evidence that scarlett johannson is a fat ass. All those pictures of her stomach bulging out, the photos of her on late night with conan o’brien in themiddle of summer in a FUCKING sweater, point out that her boobs simply arent big enough for them to have any real shape and still ahve the profile that we saw in a love song for bobby long, how shes said on more than one occassion that her status as a sex symbol stems more from cinematography than anything else, etc. etc.
#53 | Comment by guy — August 2, 2005 @ 5:21 pm
Dude, Scarlett is the megahott. Shut up.
#54 | Comment by wonderyak — August 2, 2005 @ 9:01 pm
guy is not a guy.
stfu
#55 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 2, 2005 @ 9:04 pm
for starters, i don’t think those women in the ads don’t look fat – at least not on the website (i haven’t seen those ads on TV nor billboard because i don’t live in the USA).
yeah, obesity is a problem and i don’t think it should be celebrated. but curves are good…being healthy is good. being obsessed with losing weight and becoming anorexic in the process, is NOT good.
however, i have a major problem with them saying “real women have curves” because now they are sort of putting down the skinny chicks. it’s a pretty retarded statement. REAL woman have tits, ass and a pussy. they may or may not have curves, they could be thin, they could be fat as fuck or they could be just perfect.
weight should not define how ‘real’ you are.
#56 | Comment by rocky — August 2, 2005 @ 9:30 pm
[…] i hadn’t heard about the dove ad campaign nor come across it until yesterday. i went to amy’s site, who said that she started some shit on justin’s site because she got pissed off by what she read. […]
#57 | Pingback by famished for meaning :: real women have real vaginas :: August :: 2005 — August 3, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
I spanked my monkey to the promo pics. And then I came on Amy’s post and pretended it was her tits. Is that wrong?
#58 | Comment by SpankMonkey — August 7, 2005 @ 2:48 pm