THAT JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT
1 08 2005HERE IT IS, AT LONG LAST. IT IS DONE. THE SUPER SECRET JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT IS COMPLETE.
At the end of this post, you will find a hyperlink. It will take you to a page where you can play this super secret Jessica Chobot project. Yes! This super secret Jessica Chobot project… is interactive! It is… A GAME!
Instructions on how to play:
What? Who are you? Jessica fucking Chobot?? Fuck instructions! Real hardcore gamers don’t need instructions! You play by trial and error. Faggot.
So here it is. I give you:
sweet.
i failed to save the world from chobot.
The powerglove, no better weapon to kick some chobot ass
But you succeed at so many other things, Angelbaby.
damn pink laserbeam where did that come from?
This game’s too hard. I killed the world eight times.
Lol. thats fun, beat it my second try. … didnt notice the attacking PSPs lol
nice…
haven’t beat the thing yet, but looking forward to it when time is on my side.
CHOBOT MUST DIE!!
General Justin has big lips.
Die, Chobot, Die!
awesome. but you better keep your power glove off of my girl.
ahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha
I have poopy in my what now?
Justin, you should provide a link to download the ending credits song.
poopy poopy in my butt.
You should make the game an automatic win after 15 minutes to simulate how long Chobot will be around.
She really is ugly, isn’t she? Looks like a woman you’d find at last call at a dive bar in BFE, begging old alcoholics to take her home.
Dude. This is teh greatest game evarrrr!!!!!1111!!
FACT.
Justin > Chobot slutty slut. even though I’d let her lick my unit.
I am so very proud of you Justin.
Spread the word about the Chobot Game! Post it on forums and tell your friends. My dream is that chobot herself will see my creation. Also I sent Justin the poopy song from the ending credits so hopefully he will put it up.
poopy song is here!
All your base are belong to chobot!
I showed that bitch.
i have to say, i didn’t really jump on the hating chobot wagon until this game. and now i just hate her because she apparently has this cheap move where she kills you in one shot. now i have to carry a gun to protect myself from chobot invasion.
MOST Righteous!!!!
Good stuff.
BEST NEWS (RUMOR) EVAR…A reliable source reports that Jessica Chobot will be co-hosting on a regular basis Judgement Day with Tommy on G4TV. Apparently Chobot is in, Victor is out. Chobot will also appear in a couple of episodes of X-Play. Look out for her in September. Suck on that, Chobot haters!
I’m glad I fail to save the world form Chobot.
2005 Game Of the Year!
you fucking rock justin
Damn that was fun.
Chobot is gonna hunt you down, Justin! She watches you poop. BTW, Reggie loves this game :P
Justin, you kick ass. If i had money i would give it to you.
Smoked that bitch!
I am beginning to think that you are similar to the little boy in the playground who hits the girl on the head because he actually really likes her.
Stop posting this Chobot trash.
Post more of Amanda Bynes, Reese Witherspoon, or pre-Tom Cruise Katie.
I believe that Justin’s hate of the chobot is pure and runs very deep. He doesn’t like her.
I fucking pwned that chobot bitch
I love the powerglove
aaaaaaaah! he touched my breast!
Hahaha, that’s hilarious. The music is the best. Took me right back to my nerdy days of playing mega man all day long.
Guys, I’m probably the one to blame for Justin’s Chobot rage. I should’ve never mentioned her to him and/or linked him that IGN interview. He’s went on a rampage ever since.
I went something like “omg chobot is hot, she licked a PSP” then he immediately spammed “i hate her” – “stupid whore” – “fuck that bitch” like 1,000 times. Then you know what happens after that. I’m truly afraid of him now. ;((
Woot… Way to go asshole! I killed the world 7 times because of you!.
I’ve got to do something with that poopy song, it is just begging for a 12″ John Peel uberdance remix. Trip, you are a talent beyond your years.
Poopy poopy.
That game is hard!!! Especially since I keep accidentally clicking my Google toolbar when I am about to win (which exits the game). Goddamnit
#24, I hope that’s a bad attempt to start a rumour. Judgement Day is the last show on G4 I watch. Fucking Chobot, that was the last show about gaming they had. The whole station will be filled with kiddie jokes and T&A that’s too weak for Cinemax.
i didnt know she spoke like a canadian
Pure genius.
Why do I laugh so hard at “More like Cho-NOT! Ahahaha… I suck” EVERY – SINGLE – TIME?
[...] Justin loses his mind over Jessica Chobot. [...]
#31, shut up. If you’re only looking for pictures of celebrities, then go look elsewhere. This site is way more than that. You take the good (hi-res pics, Chobot hate, etc.) with the bad (Titanic love, anti-Alba sentiment, etc.)
Justin should market this game to Nintendo. He coudl be looking at a great franchise. Hell, I’d buy a DS if I could play that game on it.
CHOBOT INVASION needs a Hot Coffee mod.
#41 Better start loving Chobot or stay away from G4.
very nice, good muzic 2
All right, kiko, all right. We get it. You love the Chobot. Sheesh. You can stop sticking up for her now.
Still, every time you post is another excuse to look at that awesome gravatar of yours.
In the interest of justice, I’ll stick up for Chobot against any unfair attack. Besides, hot girls shouldn’t be bad-mouthed by guys. Leave that to fat bitchy girls.
Btw, nobody is allowed to masturbate to my gravatar without my permission.
Hell yeah, I’m going to go add a link on to the interview I did with Ms. Chobot.
http://getthesugar.blogspot.com/2005/08/exclusive-interview-with-jessica.html
I’d Bang Her
[...] Chobot Invasion Posted in Uncategorized by Oddyssey on the August 3rd, 2005 Love her or hate her, you have to admit there aren’t too many game journalists besides Jessica Chobot who can inspire their own Flash game only a few months after exploding onto the scene. (via everyone’s favorite rabidly anti-Chobot site DontLinkThis) [...]
Nice interview, Other Justin.
i hope everyone is aware that trip was the one who made the game!
if not, then you probably didnt finish the game and see the credits! you noobs!
whoa. that wasn’t bad.
i liked the music best :^)
Just FYI, ran into a problem with the first Chobot boss in the game. Like that cunt in real life, she wouldn’t just curl up and die.
Other than that, good job. Chobot is to video game journalism as the Virtual Boy was to portable gaming.
the husband
thnx Trip for a cool game, finally finished it after my 23rd try
‘hahahaha oh i suck’
[...] This is about when I got thrown out of the bar. It’s OK, we were winding down any way. Thanks to Jessica for coming to Get the Sugar. Need to vent? Check out Radical Chobot Slayer [...]
My name is Julian Chobot!
What “Chobot” are we blowing up here?
Damn. I’d never heard of that chick before. Usually I root for the underdog and try to piss off the crowd, so I want to like her, but there is something extraordinarily irritating about this bitch.
Good game. Liked the ending song.
hey yo, where’d the game go?
:-(
Sounds like you boys have some issues. Why don’t you try growing up? Maybe go to school and learn some things that make you productive, non-hate spewing members of society? It’s way too easy to complain/slag-off on things you don’t understand, innit?
um all the people trying to stop the anti-chobbot movment will fail because there is no power like close-minded prejudice.
Wow you people who bash jessica for being someone. Your just jealous because she haves a life unlike you, who is probally some fat ass that surfs the net for porn.
I was pwned.
Nice use of the Sonic 3 boss sprite.
good god…i can finally die in peace…