HERE IT IS, AT LONG LAST. IT IS DONE. THE SUPER SECRET JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT IS COMPLETE.
At the end of this post, you will find a hyperlink. It will take you to a page where you can play this super secret Jessica Chobot project. Yes! This super secret Jessica Chobot project… is interactive! It is… A GAME!
Instructions on how to play:
What? Who are you? Jessica fucking Chobot?? Fuck instructions! Real hardcore gamers don’t need instructions! You play by trial and error. Faggot.
So here it is. I give you: