HERE IT IS, AT LONG LAST. IT IS DONE. THE SUPER SECRET JESSICA CHOBOT PROJECT IS COMPLETE.
At the end of this post, you will find a hyperlink. It will take you to a page where you can play this super secret Jessica Chobot project. Yes! This super secret Jessica Chobot project… is interactive! It is… A GAME!
Instructions on how to play:
What? Who are you? Jessica fucking Chobot?? Fuck instructions! Real hardcore gamers don’t need instructions! You play by trial and error. Faggot.
So here it is. I give you:
sweet.
i failed to save the world from chobot.
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 1, 2005 @ 9:19 pm
The powerglove, no better weapon to kick some chobot ass
#2 | Comment by digitalpenguin — August 1, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
But you succeed at so many other things, Angelbaby.
#3 | Comment by smash — August 1, 2005 @ 9:43 pm
damn pink laserbeam where did that come from?
#4 | Comment by WP_LeGeNd — August 1, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
This game’s too hard. I killed the world eight times.
#5 | Comment by Kevin — August 1, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
Lol. thats fun, beat it my second try. … didnt notice the attacking PSPs lol
#6 | Comment by flushingcomic — August 1, 2005 @ 10:11 pm
nice…
haven’t beat the thing yet, but looking forward to it when time is on my side.
CHOBOT MUST DIE!!
#7 | Comment by turtle — August 1, 2005 @ 10:35 pm
General Justin has big lips.
#8 | Comment by Ricochet — August 1, 2005 @ 10:39 pm
Die, Chobot, Die!
#9 | Comment by JVC — August 1, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
awesome. but you better keep your power glove off of my girl.
#10 | Comment by Dolphinsteaks — August 2, 2005 @ 12:14 am
ahahahhahahahahahahahhaaha
#11 | Comment by radish01001 — August 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am
I have poopy in my what now?
#12 | Comment by Aunt Jemima — August 2, 2005 @ 12:30 am
Justin, you should provide a link to download the ending credits song.
poopy poopy in my butt.
#13 | Comment by BabyEater — August 2, 2005 @ 12:55 am
You should make the game an automatic win after 15 minutes to simulate how long Chobot will be around.
#14 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 2, 2005 @ 12:58 am
She really is ugly, isn’t she? Looks like a woman you’d find at last call at a dive bar in BFE, begging old alcoholics to take her home.
#15 | Comment by kingofmonkeys — August 2, 2005 @ 1:02 am
Dude. This is teh greatest game evarrrr!!!!!1111!!
FACT.
Justin > Chobot slutty slut. even though I’d let her lick my unit.
#16 | Comment by TheChef — August 2, 2005 @ 1:15 am
I am so very proud of you Justin.
#17 | Comment by Dugas — August 2, 2005 @ 1:18 am
Spread the word about the Chobot Game! Post it on forums and tell your friends. My dream is that chobot herself will see my creation. Also I sent Justin the poopy song from the ending credits so hopefully he will put it up.
#18 | Comment by Trip — August 2, 2005 @ 1:34 am
poopy song is here!
#19 | Comment by Justin — August 2, 2005 @ 1:39 am
All your base are belong to chobot!
I showed that bitch.
#20 | Comment by Nick — August 2, 2005 @ 1:42 am
i have to say, i didn’t really jump on the hating chobot wagon until this game. and now i just hate her because she apparently has this cheap move where she kills you in one shot. now i have to carry a gun to protect myself from chobot invasion.
#21 | Comment by heyhesawinner — August 2, 2005 @ 2:10 am
MOST Righteous!!!!
#22 | Comment by LMS — August 2, 2005 @ 2:36 am
Good stuff.
#23 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 2, 2005 @ 7:09 am
BEST NEWS (RUMOR) EVAR…A reliable source reports that Jessica Chobot will be co-hosting on a regular basis Judgement Day with Tommy on G4TV. Apparently Chobot is in, Victor is out. Chobot will also appear in a couple of episodes of X-Play. Look out for her in September. Suck on that, Chobot haters!
I’m glad I fail to save the world form Chobot.
#24 | Comment by kiko — August 2, 2005 @ 7:27 am
2005 Game Of the Year!
#25 | Comment by Observant — August 2, 2005 @ 7:28 am
you fucking rock justin
#26 | Comment by Ryan — August 2, 2005 @ 8:13 am
Damn that was fun.
#27 | Comment by wonderyak — August 2, 2005 @ 8:51 am
Chobot is gonna hunt you down, Justin! She watches you poop. BTW, Reggie loves this game 😛
#28 | Comment by supher — August 2, 2005 @ 9:18 am
Justin, you kick ass. If i had money i would give it to you.
#29 | Comment by randomwhiteguy — August 2, 2005 @ 9:27 am
Smoked that bitch!
#30 | Comment by shizknight — August 2, 2005 @ 9:47 am
I am beginning to think that you are similar to the little boy in the playground who hits the girl on the head because he actually really likes her.
Stop posting this Chobot trash.
Post more of Amanda Bynes, Reese Witherspoon, or pre-Tom Cruise Katie.
#31 | Comment by Jack — August 2, 2005 @ 10:03 am
I believe that Justin’s hate of the chobot is pure and runs very deep. He doesn’t like her.
#32 | Comment by Elder Young — August 2, 2005 @ 10:41 am
I fucking pwned that chobot bitch
#33 | Comment by nick — August 2, 2005 @ 10:51 am
I love the powerglove
#34 | Comment by skarekrow — August 2, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
aaaaaaaah! he touched my breast!
#35 | Comment by Justin — August 2, 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Hahaha, that’s hilarious. The music is the best. Took me right back to my nerdy days of playing mega man all day long.
#36 | Comment by Sarcasmic — August 2, 2005 @ 12:07 pm
Guys, I’m probably the one to blame for Justin’s Chobot rage. I should’ve never mentioned her to him and/or linked him that IGN interview. He’s went on a rampage ever since.
I went something like “omg chobot is hot, she licked a PSP” then he immediately spammed “i hate her” – “stupid whore” – “fuck that bitch” like 1,000 times. Then you know what happens after that. I’m truly afraid of him now. ;((
#37 | Comment by supher — August 2, 2005 @ 12:27 pm
Woot… Way to go asshole! I killed the world 7 times because of you!.
#38 | Comment by RegisteredPedophile — August 2, 2005 @ 12:52 pm
I’ve got to do something with that poopy song, it is just begging for a 12″ John Peel uberdance remix. Trip, you are a talent beyond your years.
Poopy poopy.
#39 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 2, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
That game is hard!!! Especially since I keep accidentally clicking my Google toolbar when I am about to win (which exits the game). Goddamnit
#40 | Comment by BobFredGeorge — August 2, 2005 @ 2:57 pm
#24, I hope that’s a bad attempt to start a rumour. Judgement Day is the last show on G4 I watch. Fucking Chobot, that was the last show about gaming they had. The whole station will be filled with kiddie jokes and T&A that’s too weak for Cinemax.
#41 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 2, 2005 @ 3:00 pm
i didnt know she spoke like a canadian
#42 | Comment by Goigen — August 2, 2005 @ 3:52 pm
Pure genius.
Why do I laugh so hard at “More like Cho-NOT! Ahahaha… I suck” EVERY – SINGLE – TIME?
#43 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 2, 2005 @ 9:34 pm
[…] Justin loses his mind over Jessica Chobot. […]
#44 | Pingback by Idle Hands » Tuesdays lick — August 2, 2005 @ 9:38 pm
#31, shut up. If you’re only looking for pictures of celebrities, then go look elsewhere. This site is way more than that. You take the good (hi-res pics, Chobot hate, etc.) with the bad (Titanic love, anti-Alba sentiment, etc.)
#45 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 2, 2005 @ 9:52 pm
Justin should market this game to Nintendo. He coudl be looking at a great franchise. Hell, I’d buy a DS if I could play that game on it.
#46 | Comment by shirizaki — August 2, 2005 @ 10:10 pm
CHOBOT INVASION needs a Hot Coffee mod.
#47 | Comment by dex — August 2, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
#41 Better start loving Chobot or stay away from G4.
#48 | Comment by kiko — August 3, 2005 @ 5:59 am
very nice, good muzic 2
#49 | Comment by ant — August 3, 2005 @ 6:50 am
All right, kiko, all right. We get it. You love the Chobot. Sheesh. You can stop sticking up for her now.
Still, every time you post is another excuse to look at that awesome gravatar of yours.
#50 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 3, 2005 @ 11:33 am
In the interest of justice, I’ll stick up for Chobot against any unfair attack. Besides, hot girls shouldn’t be bad-mouthed by guys. Leave that to fat bitchy girls.
Btw, nobody is allowed to masturbate to my gravatar without my permission.
#51 | Comment by kiko — August 4, 2005 @ 9:42 am
Hell yeah, I’m going to go add a link on to the interview I did with Ms. Chobot.
http://getthesugar.blogspot.com/2005/08/exclusive-interview-with-jessica.html
#52 | Comment by Justin McElroy — August 10, 2005 @ 1:18 am
I’d Bang Her
#53 | Comment by jim Beam — August 10, 2005 @ 2:19 am
[…] Chobot Invasion Posted in Uncategorized by Oddyssey on the August 3rd, 2005 Love her or hate her, you have to admit there aren’t too many game journalists besides Jessica Chobot who can inspire their own Flash game only a few months after exploding onto the scene. (via everyone’s favorite rabidly anti-Chobot site DontLinkThis) […]
#54 | Pingback by VGMWatch.com » Chobot Invasion — August 10, 2005 @ 7:40 am
Nice interview, Other Justin.
#55 | Comment by EndlessMike — August 10, 2005 @ 11:45 am
i hope everyone is aware that trip was the one who made the game!
if not, then you probably didnt finish the game and see the credits! you noobs!
#56 | Comment by Justin — August 11, 2005 @ 12:58 pm
whoa. that wasn’t bad.
i liked the music best :^)
#57 | Comment by starryfever — August 11, 2005 @ 4:26 pm
Just FYI, ran into a problem with the first Chobot boss in the game. Like that cunt in real life, she wouldn’t just curl up and die.
Other than that, good job. Chobot is to video game journalism as the Virtual Boy was to portable gaming.
#58 | Comment by Matty — August 12, 2005 @ 10:12 pm
the husband
#59 | Comment by Chobot — August 17, 2005 @ 12:17 pm
thnx Trip for a cool game, finally finished it after my 23rd try
‘hahahaha oh i suck’
#60 | Comment by Goigen — August 18, 2005 @ 4:24 pm
[…] This is about when I got thrown out of the bar. It’s OK, we were winding down any way. Thanks to Jessica for coming to Get the Sugar. Need to vent? Check out Radical Chobot Slayer […]
#61 | Pingback by GET THE SUGAR » Blog Archive » Exclusive Interview with Jessica Chobot, Noted PSP Licker — August 19, 2005 @ 3:10 am
My name is Julian Chobot!
What “Chobot” are we blowing up here?
#62 | Comment by Julian Chobot — October 5, 2005 @ 5:25 am
Damn. I’d never heard of that chick before. Usually I root for the underdog and try to piss off the crowd, so I want to like her, but there is something extraordinarily irritating about this bitch.
Good game. Liked the ending song.
#63 | Comment by logic — November 10, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
hey yo, where’d the game go?
🙁
#64 | Comment by SheepDog — November 27, 2005 @ 10:37 pm
Sounds like you boys have some issues. Why don’t you try growing up? Maybe go to school and learn some things that make you productive, non-hate spewing members of society? It’s way too easy to complain/slag-off on things you don’t understand, innit?
#65 | Comment by wow — December 14, 2005 @ 3:00 am
um all the people trying to stop the anti-chobbot movment will fail because there is no power like close-minded prejudice.
#66 | Comment by wtf mate — December 14, 2005 @ 10:07 am
Wow you people who bash jessica for being someone. Your just jealous because she haves a life unlike you, who is probally some fat ass that surfs the net for porn.
#67 | Comment by jb — March 19, 2006 @ 6:29 am
I was pwned.
Nice use of the Sonic 3 boss sprite.
#68 | Comment by h3mper fi — March 30, 2009 @ 1:40 pm
good god…i can finally die in peace…
#69 | Comment by david hayter — April 13, 2009 @ 3:53 pm