Some of this stuff is hilarious.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Sounds like something i would say! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha……
Not really.
dont link this
WAUGH!
Some of this stuff is hilarious.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Sounds like something i would say! Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha……
Not really.
Really.
#1 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 20, 2005 @ 4:48 am
Another blog entry without female nudity.
#2 | Comment by kiko — August 20, 2005 @ 4:56 am
Another entry about gay buttsex.
#3 | Comment by dex — August 20, 2005 @ 5:29 am
“Atimetus got me pregnant”
Owned
#4 | Comment by yoyoma — August 20, 2005 @ 5:34 am
that’s pretty damn cool, and at least their taggers had more of a purpose in their graffiti:
“Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog”
words to live by.
#5 | Comment by kromekoran — August 20, 2005 @ 5:36 am
“VIII.1 (above a bench outside the Marine Gate); 1751: If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.”
FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL ATTICE! LOL.
#6 | Comment by Roy — August 20, 2005 @ 5:55 am
This was fucking awesome
#7 | Comment by TheChef — August 20, 2005 @ 6:20 am
What’s wrong with buttsex?
(With a woman, of course)
#8 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 20, 2005 @ 6:52 am
“Apelles the chamberlain with Dexter, a slave of Caesar, ate here most agreeably and had a screw at the same time.”
Now that’s what I call a man’s man.
It sounds like those poor unsuspecting bastards were living it up back then.
#9 | Comment by embus — August 20, 2005 @ 8:24 am
Herculaneum (on a water distribution tower); 10488: Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay [number missing] silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.
When are slaves not beaten on their behinds, they never catch a break
#10 | Comment by lswalker — August 20, 2005 @ 11:56 am
“Secundus likes to screw boys.”
You just can’t top the classics.
#11 | Comment by Jaquio — August 20, 2005 @ 11:58 am
how much fun is Rome! Wild naked orgies, chopping people up with swords in public, doing fuck all apart from thinking deeply about stuff … awesome. Can’t wait for the HBO show to start.
#12 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 20, 2005 @ 1:07 pm
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1882: The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
what does this mean? please enlighten me -_-
#13 | Comment by Evestay — August 20, 2005 @ 1:18 pm
pompeii rocks!
#14 | Comment by Justin — August 20, 2005 @ 1:23 pm
Warning! Goat-fucker in Justin’s link.
#15 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — August 20, 2005 @ 4:38 pm
humanity hasn’t changed much
#16 | Comment by Frances Nash — August 20, 2005 @ 11:22 pm
I.2.23 (peristyle of the Tavern of Verecundus); 3951: Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.
gay hairy buttsex
#17 | Comment by adrock_420 — August 21, 2005 @ 12:45 am
So it turns out Justin is older than Smash.
#18 | Comment by michler — August 21, 2005 @ 6:41 am