THIS JUST IN

TARA REID’S BOOBS ARE FAKE.

Tara Reid has confessed to having breast surgery. The ‘American Pie’ star has long denied going under-the-knife but has now admitted she has had her chest surgically enhanced. She said: “I mean, everyone does it. I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?”

29 thoughts on “THIS JUST IN

  1. oh nos. I won’t believe it till I see picture proof…oh wait, nevermind.

    1st?

    #1 | Comment by Elder Young — August 25, 2005 @ 12:04 pm

  2. Thanks for the revelation. Not impressed with Tara in any way.

    #2 | Comment by fubarvet — August 25, 2005 @ 12:08 pm

  3. Fake?! What?! And I thought they, like Duff’s horse teeth, were real.*

    *I may or may not be lying.

    #3 | Comment by Ricochet — August 25, 2005 @ 12:16 pm

  4. NOOOO WAAAYYY.. SHE DOESS NOOTTT HAVE LIKE FAKE BOOBS.. that’s a lie and you know it

    #4 | Comment by Made In China — August 25, 2005 @ 12:17 pm

  5. I’m awestruck by this shocking news.

    #5 | Comment by supher — August 25, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

  6. Well, then isn’t it time for liposuction now…

    #6 | Comment by Fabian — August 25, 2005 @ 12:27 pm

  7. My world is turned upside-down.

    The next thing you’ll be telling me is that Lindsay Lohan has an eating disorder.

    #7 | Comment by Jaquio — August 25, 2005 @ 12:33 pm

  8. I already knew this. You all are STUPID!*

    (*Yes, I know you were being sarcastic. No, I don’t care. STUPID!)

    #8 | Comment by JustSumDude — August 25, 2005 @ 12:39 pm

  9. No. Way.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 25, 2005 @ 12:48 pm

  10. Wow! I thought the scars on her tits were from a kitchen accident.

    #10 | Comment by kiko — August 25, 2005 @ 12:52 pm

  11. > I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?”

    Uh, maybe because you’re so coked out of your mind that you don’t notice those deformed plastic blobs popping out of your dress in front of photographers?

    http://justin.fabfiles.com/hires/tarareid/image-html/Tara_Reid_P_Diddys_Ball_22.html

    #11 | Comment by stank — August 25, 2005 @ 1:43 pm

  12. [Generic sarcastic comments about how I didn’t know]

    omg im so funny

    #12 | Comment by heineken — August 25, 2005 @ 2:04 pm

  13. Hey #11. If you’re going to include a link in your comment: Use HTML. You can create a hyperlink by using these tags YOURTEXT

    Oh, and omg her boobs are fake no way I don’t believe it.

    #13 | Comment by JessicaChobotSucks — August 25, 2005 @ 2:12 pm

  14. 😮

    #14 | Comment by embus — August 25, 2005 @ 4:26 pm

  15. Gasp.

    #15 | Comment by Jenesis — August 25, 2005 @ 5:11 pm

  16. We still have Body Shots to remember her old boobs by.

    They weren’t that bad…

    #16 | Comment by Bronson — August 25, 2005 @ 8:09 pm

  17. #16, they were bad, just not as bad as they are now.

    #17 | Comment by heineken — August 25, 2005 @ 10:20 pm

  18. Now that she has finally admitted to getting her breasts done (which is both obvious and not a big deal, so why deny it?), maybe she’ll publically comment on her frankentummy.

    #18 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 26, 2005 @ 3:28 am

  19. Publically?

    Man, I’m a tard.

    #19 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — August 26, 2005 @ 3:29 am

  20. maybe the next “this just in” she’ll admit to being a strung-out crackwhore…

    #20 | Comment by turtle — August 26, 2005 @ 3:48 am

  21. Hey #13, thanks for the tip, but if you’re going to include a link in your comment, make sure it goes somewhere.

    #21 | Comment by stank — August 26, 2005 @ 9:33 am

  22. “I don’t know why I’m the one who gets so much attention?”

    Ahhh gee Tara, maybe because you showed off your big-assed scar to the whole world?

    #22 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 26, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

  23. dont deny it, any one of u would jump at the chnace to suck on it
    hahahahaha man i suck*

    *poor imitation

    #23 | Comment by Goigen — August 26, 2005 @ 5:40 pm

  24. nope wouldn’t suck those. They look like the nipples might come off. Leprosy isn’t hot.

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 26, 2005 @ 5:47 pm

  25. Here are the pics.. you can see the strech marks… just scroll down the page…
    Tara Reid Nip Slip – http://nudes.manofsign.com

    #25 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion.com — August 27, 2005 @ 5:03 am

  26. and it still makes me laugh … dopey bitch.

    #26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 27, 2005 @ 6:36 am

  27. Fake silicones. Yesterday.

    #27 | Comment by Socially Unacceptale — August 28, 2005 @ 12:44 am

  28. and she didnt notice that? jesus christ.

    #28 | Comment by zEL — August 28, 2005 @ 8:16 am

  29. Comments about Tara Reid’s boob job: Her scars are a result of the surgeon making the incision around her areola. This periareolar incision is the most efficient way to avoid obvious scarring, however it is also the method with greatest risk of infection. Tara’s obvious white scarring are signs of improper healing or bacterial infection. Chances of infection are due to the bacteria that exist within the mammary glands, which the periareolar wound is exposed to upon placement of the implant through these glands. That is why some surgeons prefer the inframammary incision, in which the implant is placed through a cut directly underneath each boob, along the natural creaseline. Tara either chose a bad surgeon, or did not take proper healing care after the surgery, i.e. strenuous physical activity within weeks after the surgery, or not wearing the proper support bra.

    As for “everyone getting implants” these days, it’s true, the number of women getting implants has nearly doubled since 10-20yrs ago. Especially since the new saline “salt water” implants present no health risks if they leak, unlike the silicone implants that were banned from the mainstream market in 1991. I see how many of my guy friends take steroids to enlarge their pecs/biceps–I even have a “friend” who used to take Enzyte to enlarge the, uh, little guy downstairs. So if it is acceptable for guys to enhance their appearance, it shouldn’t seem so bad for girls to do something similar.

    #29 | Comment by Becca — August 31, 2005 @ 2:32 am

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