Went to KFC today with John and had a piece of chicken that looked nothing like the pictures of chicken that they had plastered on the walls. It was crunchy and wet, not crispy and juicy like it said on the wall poster. Assholes. Anyway, the only good thing to come out of that KFC experience was this one slice who worked there. I couldn’t help but stare at her everytime she walked past. She was a trainee and i didn’t catch her name on her name tag but she was definitely yummy. Nice figure. I like. You know that rant that i was gonna do tonight? Well, i think i’ll do it some other day. Promise.