33 thoughts on “Jessica Biel vs. Evangeline Lilly”

  1. Biel has a fat ass

    first!

    #1 | Comment by marsgwar — October 13, 2005 @ 2:53 am

  2. Evangeline Lilly has yellow ‘teef’.

    #2 | Comment by The Brad — October 13, 2005 @ 3:05 am

  3. I’m actually dating a girl that I refer to as “Jessica Biel Jr”

    The resemblance is Uncanny.

    #3 | Comment by radish01001 — October 13, 2005 @ 3:06 am

  4. Evangeline Lilly looks good all sweaty and sticky(on Lost).

    Lilly>Biel

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — October 13, 2005 @ 3:13 am

  5. couldn’t care less

    #5 | Comment by grammar police — October 13, 2005 @ 3:48 am

  6. good god, i be loving me some freckles, but beil is still VERY nice. i would go with lily just because she is often in skimpy-er attire.

    #6 | Comment by berkley — October 13, 2005 @ 4:12 am

  7. “Evi definitely has the better face though.” Yup, she does. There’s hope for Justin yet. ^_^

    #7 | Comment by Billy — October 13, 2005 @ 4:25 am

  8. Biel…hands down.

    Biel’s ass >>>> Evi’s ass

    #8 | Comment by kiko — October 13, 2005 @ 4:37 am

  9. have to go with biel…her ass is bigger than j lo’s?

    #9 | Comment by turtle — October 13, 2005 @ 4:40 am

  10. they dont look anything alike shit heads

    #10 | Comment by heat — October 13, 2005 @ 5:15 am

  11. Evangeline does have a cuter face, but Biel has more in the T&A department. Still, I’d go for the cute face over the big ass.

    #11 | Comment by Elder Young — October 13, 2005 @ 5:32 am

  12. quiet kiko! lilly still has a nice ass.

    #12 | Comment by Billy — October 13, 2005 @ 6:38 am

  13. Biel has a juicy bubble butt, not a fat one.

    Biel’s ass > Lilly’s
    Biel’s boobs > Lilly’s
    Lilly’s face > Biel’s

    Biel – 2
    Lilly – 1

    Biel wins!

    #13 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 13, 2005 @ 7:08 am

  14. #12 who said she doesn’t? But Biel’s is way hotter.

    #14 | Comment by kiko — October 13, 2005 @ 7:43 am

  15. #14, not really. She kinda pokes it out creating an illusion of a ghetto booty.

    Lilly = cute face and less muscular body.

    Biel = manly face and manly body.

    Lilly wins.

    #15 | Comment by Billy — October 13, 2005 @ 8:35 am

  16. Heh.

    She does have some guns on her.

    Plus, though you cannot tell in pics, when Biel walks, she holds her arms out as if she cannot press them against her body (a la those big body builders who legitimately cannot press their arms up against their body) or as if she is lugging invisible suitcases.

    She’s still got a bangin’ body, though…especially the booty.

    #16 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — October 13, 2005 @ 9:55 am

  17. jessica biel can kick all of youses asses

    #17 | Comment by Justin — October 13, 2005 @ 10:14 am

  18. I’d choose Biel of Lilly. Except Biel is dumb as a box of rocks. Lilly has managed to hide her un/intelligence

    #18 | Comment by smash — October 13, 2005 @ 10:55 am

  19. alba > biel > lilly

    #19 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 13, 2005 @ 11:11 am

  20. justin in pink wig > billy

    #20 | Comment by Billy — October 13, 2005 @ 11:15 am

  21. #3 = child molester.

    #21 | Comment by Will — October 13, 2005 @ 11:43 am

  22. beils a dude, but she couldn’t kick my ass

    i wouldn’t mind if lily did though

    #22 | Comment by Jacked — October 13, 2005 @ 12:07 pm

  23. it’s close race, Biel has a great rack but Lilly seems a little bit more fun and cute.

    Then again Biel has never advertised ultra-cheesy late night phone lines like Live Links, so Biel gets the upper hand for having some standards.

    #23 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 13, 2005 @ 12:22 pm

  24. #23 – Dude, that Live Links TV ad is HOTTT! Besides, that was her very first acting gig.

    Evi has said she’s ‘Uninhibited’. Even dropped trou and took a piss/dump in a garbage can on a dare! In public! For 20 bucks! wub…

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — October 13, 2005 @ 12:42 pm

  25. Jessica’s eyes win. Captivating, that’s the word.

    They both have great arms, of all things I would notice. I’m looking at arms now. weak.

    #25 | Comment by Ruprecht Jones — October 13, 2005 @ 2:12 pm

  26. When I first saw Lost, I thought the chick was Jessica Biel for like, 2 seconds. Then I didn’t think so. Then I thought maybe it was. Jessica Biel is in my Top 3 celeb crushes so I was embarassed I couldn’t tell for sure. I finally concluded it wasn’t. I was right. But Lilly looks awfully like her. They could definitely be long lost sisters.

    Biel = Lilly

    #26 | Comment by Joe Mac — October 13, 2005 @ 2:24 pm

  27. lilly is a sexy bitch with cute lil freckles on her nose ^-^

    #27 | Comment by Billy — October 13, 2005 @ 6:51 pm

  28. #24 that Live links ad is not hot. Lilly is hot but those ads are just sad.

    If anyone actually believed those girls are waiting on the phone for you, then Lilly being currently in Hawaii and famous should kill that myth.

    #28 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 14, 2005 @ 6:19 am

  29. Agree with #13

    #29 | Comment by Jenesis — October 14, 2005 @ 6:30 am

  30. #28 – I know they’re sad. And anyone who actually believe they’re talking to the girls on screen are just pathetic and shiuld swallow a gun.

    They used to run those ads after midnight in Western Canada constantly. They stopped running ’em once Lost started. The ads are shitty, no argument there, but she looked totally smokin’ in them. She said on Leno that it was her first acting job.

    #30 | Comment by Smiley — October 14, 2005 @ 7:26 am

  31. unfortunately for Evi her photo is still all over that stupid Live Links site. And she doesn’t look so hot on there. talk to Evangeline Lilly in person!

    No, really.

    #31 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 14, 2005 @ 12:41 pm

  32. Aw Fuck! That picture of her on the Live Links site makes her look like a crack whore after a lobotomy. That is one friggin’ BAD picture!

    I’ve just lost my pudge! Damn you, Live Links…Damn you to Hell! (Drops to knees and shakes fists)

    #32 | Comment by Smiley — October 14, 2005 @ 2:26 pm

  33. I’d happily take either.
    I think all around Evi is hotter than Beil, primarily in the face.
    To me, there bodies are about the same. Beils tits and ass are fuller, but her body is bigger all around, so unless you’re going to stare close up on her tits or ass all day, its a wash.
    That said, Evi’s face blows away most celebs including Beil.

    Evi > Beil

    but I wouldn’t drop one for the other

    #33 | Comment by super — October 15, 2005 @ 8:05 am

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