34 thoughts on “Keeley Hazell

  1. Keeley’s boobs > all other boobs

    FIRST

    #1 | Comment by Nerima — November 5, 2005 @ 12:46 am

  2. i concur #1.

    #2 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 5, 2005 @ 12:54 am

  3. RANKING OF ALL BOOBS

    1. Keeley
    2. Scar-Jo
    3. Winona Ryder
    4. Jewel
    5. Aria Giovanni

    #3 | Comment by Nerima — November 5, 2005 @ 1:25 am

  4. “I want to go to the discotheque
    The discotheque is where I go to dance
    And I want to go to the movies
    The movies is where I feel your boobies”

    This song is perfect for this post

    Oh and yeah I would sooooo hit that

    #4 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — November 5, 2005 @ 1:27 am

  5. those things are uuuge.

    /donald trump

    #5 | Comment by dex — November 5, 2005 @ 1:48 am

  6. I’d hit it…right between the mellons (and everywhere else, of course, but starting with the mellons).

    On the other hand, I would not hit either of these

    #6 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 5, 2005 @ 1:48 am

  7. Dex, #5 was the first thing that made me laugh out loud all day.

    #7 | Comment by BabyEaterMmm — November 5, 2005 @ 2:23 am

  8. They need to make a cast of her whole body. I’d buy a RealDoll of Keeley.

    #8 | Comment by middlehead — November 5, 2005 @ 2:27 am

  9. Weak Justin, those bronzed bust pics came out like a month ago. I even told you about them in the comments section.

    Your titty delivery time isn’t what it used to be.

    #9 | Comment by SFMagic — November 5, 2005 @ 2:34 am

  10. and the elisha cuthbert pics i recently posted are probably half a year old. so what.

    #10 | Comment by Justin — November 5, 2005 @ 2:37 am

  11. next post:

    pictures of sharon stone’s vagina in basic instinct

    how’s that for delivery time?

    #11 | Comment by Justin — November 5, 2005 @ 2:40 am

  12. Best

    Boobs

    Ever

    #12 | Comment by JoeMizzle — November 5, 2005 @ 2:40 am

  13. But new Keeley Hazell breast pics are THE hot ticket these days. They are like Lohan nipple slips of 2003. Delivery must be prompt and high resolution.

    And sure, I’ll check out Sharon Stone’s vag again. A classic is a classic.

    #13 | Comment by SFMagic — November 5, 2005 @ 2:45 am

  14. The only thing I have going through my head…

    “ZOMG TITTIES”

    #14 | Comment by OttoD — November 5, 2005 @ 2:48 am

  15. keeley pics are a little hard to put up over here since i was once given a cease and desist order by page3 for putting up pics with their tags on them.

    they might even object to these pics being up, even without the page3 tags on them. it’s like they practically OWN keeley.

    actually that C&D is pretty stupid considering there’s tons of other sites out there that use their pics and yet they come after this one???

    bullshit!

    #15 | Comment by Justin — November 5, 2005 @ 2:49 am

  16. Ummmmm…you live in BRUNEI.

    Lawless Brunei, where the Sultan makes his OWN justice.

    I doubt the Sun and Page 3 want to FUCK with the SULTAN.

    So just do whatever the hell you WANT.

    #16 | Comment by Nerima — November 5, 2005 @ 3:34 am

  17. holy crap there’s some serious airbrush touch up going on there.

    Even so, I need to go lie down now.

    #17 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 5, 2005 @ 4:17 am

  18. So when can we expect the Keeley full frontal pics? That would be hot.

    #18 | Comment by Elder Young — November 5, 2005 @ 4:32 am

  19. So freaking hot. Good god.

    #19 | Comment by Wonderyak — November 5, 2005 @ 9:12 am

  20. Photo #9 is just righteous.

    If she needs anyone killed, she can contact me here.

    #20 | Comment by El Payo — November 5, 2005 @ 11:11 am

  21. Justin, if you like Keeley, you might also like Sophie Howard.

    #21 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — November 5, 2005 @ 11:25 am

  22. #21, Sophie Howard is like a designer knock-off of Keeley Hazell. Almost the same “essence” of breasts, but much cheaper packaging…

    #22 | Comment by Sinjin Smythe — November 5, 2005 @ 11:40 am

  23. more boobies please.

    less amanda.

    #23 | Comment by HAMSTER — November 5, 2005 @ 2:57 pm

  24. I never thought I’d ever come across a body more diserable than kelly brook but not only does keeley have that, she has that cute little innocent, yet seductivley sexy face that Id like to shoot my man custard across.

    :thumbs up:

    #24 | Comment by gulliver — November 5, 2005 @ 4:40 pm

  25. Keeley Hazell = evidence for Intelligent Design.

    #25 | Comment by JVC — November 6, 2005 @ 2:24 am

  26. Keeley has big boobs and small hips which is pretty much the greatest combination ever.

    #26 | Comment by guy — November 6, 2005 @ 6:43 am

  27. …so much for why the chicks don’t come here these days…

    #27 | Comment by nut — November 7, 2005 @ 1:46 pm

  28. Scar Jo’s boobs > Keeley’s boobs

    Keeley’s ass is a little bit of a disappointment though.

    #28 | Comment by kiko — November 8, 2005 @ 6:35 am

  29. #27 as far as i’m concerned, Justin can’t post enough pics of the delectably luscious Keeley…

    yumb.

    #29 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 8, 2005 @ 6:47 am

  30. NOT THATS HOT!!!! Hollywood wake the F up! Enough of these kanled plastic dogs we call stars! We need more Keeley’s.

    #30 | Comment by John — November 9, 2005 @ 3:20 am

  31. Excuse my grammer I was to excited. It should read NOW THAT IS F’IN HOT!!!

    #31 | Comment by John — November 9, 2005 @ 3:27 am

  32. BTW, Keeley’s feet are off-puttingly huge, so it’s nice to know that she isn’t perfect. She’s in a movie soon, I can’t remember what it was but look her name up on imdb if you can be bothered.

    #32 | Comment by A Name — November 9, 2005 @ 11:10 pm

  33. The world needs more Keeley.

    #33 | Comment by DocSanchez — November 11, 2005 @ 12:34 pm

  34. Angelbaby…join the Page 3 Lodge site…they posted a bunch of new Keeley pics today. I e-mailed them to Justin but of course he can’t post them or Page 3 will ass-rape him. Legally speaking.

    #34 | Comment by Nerima — November 11, 2005 @ 2:41 pm

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