A 17 Years old full of money doin some nasty photos…
what else…. oh yes. Porcoddio!
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by DrOmBo — November 18, 2005 @
2:47 am
Reminds of the clowns that dance around Homer when he wants to go to Clown College – all it needs is that cornball music. Doo, doo, doo-di, doot, doot, doo-di. . .
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by velocity girl — November 18, 2005 @
2:50 am
It looks like she got a moneyshot from a smurf, all over her eyes.
#7 |
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by Nick — November 18, 2005 @
3:00 am
Holy mother of jizzmonkeys… she obviously got the Paris Hilton hook-up… cause nobody does this if they’re not on crack
#8 |
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by Magus — November 18, 2005 @
3:11 am
She’s making it harder to avoid the alien comments.
I’d still hit it though.
#9 |
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by grey_fox24 — November 18, 2005 @
3:54 am
Pictures are absolutely indefensible. It’s like she used Homer’s makeup shotgun or something.
And I like her!
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by Will — November 18, 2005 @
9:55 am
I dunno…but now I realize that the girl who works at the store looks a lot like her… without the scary make up and the whole slutty thing going for her.
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by Mage — November 18, 2005 @
10:41 am
I still think Clownface is an attractive girl, but-
crappy makeup
+ horribly botched attempt at artsy photos
= terrible photoshoot.
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by YourBlueRoom — November 18, 2005 @
2:11 pm
for the sake of Buffy’s mom, somebody get that girl a makeup assistant. Seriously.
I think she’s color blind. It’s the only explanation.
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by DisconcertedGeorge — November 18, 2005 @
2:27 pm
Sears Portrait Studios – Now Offering Clown Face Crack Whore Christmas Portraits! Book Now! No Sitting Fees!
She’s cute. But the photographer and the stylist should each get a kick in the crotch.
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by Smiley — November 18, 2005 @
2:29 pm
haha.
clown.
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by nignam — November 18, 2005 @
3:16 pm
any guy that doesn’t think trachtenbabe is hawt (minus experimental artsy-fartsy photoshoot makeup) needs to check himself for the presence of male sex organs. for god’s sake, the girl makes me wish i had a penis.
I’ve always been kind of off on the whole snatchenburg hate train but those pictures are God damned awful. She has the legs and skin of a 50 year old menopausal woman and that consistent expression screams “I’m just going to lay here while you do all the work and maybe squeak at the end”.
Fuck this bitch. She’s cut.
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by Eamon Angelface — November 18, 2005 @
11:18 pm
Evil slutty clown are hot.
She looks like, if you drive a tiny car up to her and give her a rubber chicken. She’ll get in and …
let you spray seltzer on her anywhere.
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by doppletwo — November 19, 2005 @
3:31 am
You have to blame the photographer for these shots. Those bastards always want to try something weird, so people will think their avant garde, which they think is cool. If you scrape away all the make-up, you’ll find a hot chick. I’d hit it in a second (even in the clown makeup)
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by council24 — November 20, 2005 @
4:14 am
I think she’s waiting for Robert Palmer to rise from the grave, so she can be in one of his music videos.
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by Hidden Towelent — January 13, 2006 @
1:50 am
Hot. Thats. What.
#1 | Comment by lswalker — November 18, 2005 @ 1:46 am
Ack- so close you can see blackheads in her nose and dirt under her fingernails…
I’m going to go purge now.
#2 | Comment by PABrown — November 18, 2005 @ 1:50 am
Perplexingly beautiful.
#3 | Comment by Belvedere — November 18, 2005 @ 2:00 am
downgraded from clownface to wtf is that bloch on my screen
#4 | Comment by marsgwar — November 18, 2005 @ 2:01 am
A 17 Years old full of money doin some nasty photos…
what else…. oh yes. Porcoddio!
#5 | Comment by DrOmBo — November 18, 2005 @ 2:47 am
Reminds of the clowns that dance around Homer when he wants to go to Clown College – all it needs is that cornball music. Doo, doo, doo-di, doot, doot, doo-di. . .
#6 | Comment by velocity girl — November 18, 2005 @ 2:50 am
It looks like she got a moneyshot from a smurf, all over her eyes.
#7 | Comment by Nick — November 18, 2005 @ 3:00 am
Holy mother of jizzmonkeys… she obviously got the Paris Hilton hook-up… cause nobody does this if they’re not on crack
#8 | Comment by Magus — November 18, 2005 @ 3:11 am
She’s making it harder to avoid the alien comments.
I’d still hit it though.
#9 | Comment by grey_fox24 — November 18, 2005 @ 3:54 am
WTF is right, but still entertaining
#10 | Comment by Johnny Metro — November 18, 2005 @ 4:09 am
#5 brought up a good point.
European roadtrip surely didn’t make her that much money, did it??
Has she done anything else?
#11 | Comment by parlayplyr — November 18, 2005 @ 4:19 am
Ice Princess which I think made some money and was a decent movie.
Mysterious Skin, an art house movie where she received great reviews.
#12 | Comment by rosco — November 18, 2005 @ 5:05 am
Phone home, Tractenfacehugger…
#13 | Comment by UncleMao — November 18, 2005 @ 5:30 am
She got mad Buffy money, peeps.
#14 | Comment by Nerima — November 18, 2005 @ 5:53 am
She makes my weiner burn.
#15 | Comment by Tibbar — November 18, 2005 @ 6:05 am
I feel like I just watched an episode of Law and Order: SVU.
#16 | Comment by david — November 18, 2005 @ 6:09 am
Strange but somewhat arousing…
I’d hit it. Looks kinky
Randy
#17 | Comment by Randy — November 18, 2005 @ 6:15 am
still better than miss “i lost 400 pounds by shitting my own self” in the previous post.
#18 | Comment by tehpunk — November 18, 2005 @ 6:22 am
Yuck!
#19 | Comment by HAMSTER — November 18, 2005 @ 6:22 am
Remove the makeup and you have something that is smoking hot.
#20 | Comment by Josh — November 18, 2005 @ 7:44 am
Ukrainian porn make-up. Not a good look. Sigh.
#21 | Comment by Smiley — November 18, 2005 @ 7:50 am
She looks like a clown. An evil, slutty clown.
I like.
#22 | Comment by TheChef — November 18, 2005 @ 9:42 am
Pictures are absolutely indefensible. It’s like she used Homer’s makeup shotgun or something.
And I like her!
#23 | Comment by Will — November 18, 2005 @ 9:55 am
I dunno…but now I realize that the girl who works at the store looks a lot like her… without the scary make up and the whole slutty thing going for her.
#24 | Comment by Mage — November 18, 2005 @ 10:41 am
I still think Clownface is an attractive girl, but-
crappy makeup
+ horribly botched attempt at artsy photos
= terrible photoshoot.
#25 | Comment by Unlock Boss — November 18, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Fuckinguglyberg is just plain fugly!!!
#26 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — November 18, 2005 @ 2:11 pm
for the sake of Buffy’s mom, somebody get that girl a makeup assistant. Seriously.
I think she’s color blind. It’s the only explanation.
#27 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — November 18, 2005 @ 2:27 pm
Sears Portrait Studios – Now Offering Clown Face Crack Whore Christmas Portraits! Book Now! No Sitting Fees!
She’s cute. But the photographer and the stylist should each get a kick in the crotch.
#28 | Comment by Smiley — November 18, 2005 @ 2:29 pm
haha.
clown.
#29 | Comment by nignam — November 18, 2005 @ 3:16 pm
any guy that doesn’t think trachtenbabe is hawt (minus experimental artsy-fartsy photoshoot makeup) needs to check himself for the presence of male sex organs. for god’s sake, the girl makes me wish i had a penis.
that is all.
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 18, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
I’ve always been kind of off on the whole snatchenburg hate train but those pictures are God damned awful. She has the legs and skin of a 50 year old menopausal woman and that consistent expression screams “I’m just going to lay here while you do all the work and maybe squeak at the end”.
Fuck this bitch. She’s cut.
#31 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — November 18, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Evil slutty clown are hot.
She looks like, if you drive a tiny car up to her and give her a rubber chicken. She’ll get in and …
let you spray seltzer on her anywhere.
#32 | Comment by doppletwo — November 19, 2005 @ 3:31 am
You have to blame the photographer for these shots. Those bastards always want to try something weird, so people will think their avant garde, which they think is cool. If you scrape away all the make-up, you’ll find a hot chick. I’d hit it in a second (even in the clown makeup)
#33 | Comment by council24 — November 20, 2005 @ 4:14 am
I think she’s waiting for Robert Palmer to rise from the grave, so she can be in one of his music videos.
#34 | Comment by Hidden Towelent — January 13, 2006 @ 1:50 am