I went out and bought a coupla games yesterday. Picked up Pheonix Wright: Ace Attorney for Nintendo DS and 24: The Game for PS2.
Haven’t really played Pheonix Wright yet but i hear it’s pretty hard to find in stores nowadays. Apparently Capcom underestimated its demand/popularity and i think it’s pretty much out of print now. I hear they don’t even list the game on their website anymore. So yeah, i’m pretty glad i own the game. Win!
By the way, 24 kinda sucks. Half an hour into the game and i’m already into the 3rd hour of the day. So the game definitely doesn’t run in real time. The plot’s kinda confusing too. Doesn’t seem to be going anywhere, but then again i’m only just into the third hour. The game comes on two discs for some reason. Strange because i’m pretty sure all the cutscenes were done on the fly and not in FMV. Or maybe i just didn’t notice it was FMV.
Anyway, the Reiko Aylesworth characther model in the game looks pretty terrible. It makes my penis sad. The Elisha model is pretty accurate though: ugly. Just like Elisha in real life.
Reiko > Elisha. FACT.
Anyway, here’s some Elisha pics.
Looks better as a blonde. But still ugly nonetheless. UGGGGLLLYYYYYY.
this post takes place between 6 and 7 am.
If the game is anything like the show I guarantee that one of the CTU guys is a terrorist spy.
Kill them all just to be sure.
#1 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 13, 2006 @ 7:11 pm
the game takes place between seasons 2 and 3
you get to find out where the hell chase and chloe came from and how the hell elisha cuthbert joins CTU
#2 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2006 @ 7:20 pm
how can you think elisha is ugly??
gay alert? :p
#3 | Comment by payne — February 13, 2006 @ 7:22 pm
i dont like her chin!
#4 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2006 @ 7:23 pm
she is drop dead gorgeous,you are crazy.I do agree she is better blonde though
#5 | Comment by keith — February 13, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
now that you mention it, she has a kinda wierd chin.. its bigger on the left side
#6 | Comment by payne — February 13, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
Elisha + Cuthbert = crazy delicious.
She will always be hot (though she was hottest in season 2).
#7 | Comment by Marcato — February 13, 2006 @ 9:18 pm
I hate you for getting Pheonix Wright. I’ve looked everywhere for that game to no avail. Now I’ll probably end up buying it for over 50 bucks on ebay in a crazy binge.
I hope there are moments in the game where Jack takes a shit. Because that’s really something that’s never explained in any of the seasons.
And I love how you contradict yourself. “Reiko > Elisha. So here are some pics of Elisha.” No time for a Reiko gallery Justin? Shame.
#8 | Comment by Ricochet — February 13, 2006 @ 9:31 pm
it’s apparently going for around 60 bucks on amazon.
take that!
/pheonix wright
#9 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2006 @ 9:36 pm
btw i also saw two copies of dance dance revolution: mario mix for the gamecube.
that game is apparently just as hard to find as pheonix wright.
too bad i dont DDR.
i do guitar hero though.
#10 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2006 @ 9:40 pm
Hey Justin, has someone managed to make pirate copies of DS games in Brunei yet? I asked around in Miri and no one seems to have any.
#11 | Comment by Zahid — February 13, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
no such thing. yet?
#12 | Comment by Justin — February 13, 2006 @ 10:48 pm
#3 – the same way he can think Jessica ‘The Goddess’ Alba is ugly.
fagay?
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 13, 2006 @ 10:53 pm
#13 – Jessica Alba is kinda ugly. She looks like a stick figure or something.
I want this Jessica.
Not this one.
#14 | Comment by Marcato — February 13, 2006 @ 11:50 pm
She’s hotter with dark hair. And cuter than whoever you were saying she wasn’t cuter than besides.
#15 | Comment by rosco — February 13, 2006 @ 11:51 pm
well #14, you’ll get neither and like it!
i suppose if someone offered you a free ferrari, you’d complain it wasn’t the color you wanted…
don’t be so damn picky.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 12:33 am
#16 – No, I’d take the Ferrari, sell it, and buy a real car instead, not an expensive toy for middle-aged men with small penises.
Small penis syndrome, what I suffer from when I see the new and definetely not improved Jessica Alba. :p
#17 | Comment by Marcato — February 14, 2006 @ 2:06 am
#17 – your description of one of the world’s finest automobiles only proves what a envious hater you are. i’m neither middle-aged nor possessed of the male plumbing, but i’d cream my panties if someone dropped a beauty from maranello in front of my residence.
why don’t you share your idea of what constitutes ‘a real car’? we’re on the edges of our seats waiting…
#18 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 3:50 am
Get a hybrid
#19 | Comment by Zahid — February 14, 2006 @ 4:04 am
#18 is right. F430 = Shazam!
Look at these pictures: REf Ferrari F430
I’d hit it
#20 | Comment by Elder Young — February 14, 2006 @ 4:05 am
Damn my spelling, I meant “Red Ferrari F430.” In any case, the link works and the car is awesome.
#21 | Comment by Elder Young — February 14, 2006 @ 4:06 am
mmmmm…red f430.
*drool*
#22 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 4:20 am
#10 – I will kick your ass in Guitar Hero. (One of the few games I rock well enough to make that sort of claim.)
#23 | Comment by EndlessMike — February 14, 2006 @ 4:44 am
i’d hit it like my life depended on it
#24 | Comment by payne — February 14, 2006 @ 4:45 am
I used to be in love with Elisha. Then I stumbled on to Justin’s site and he posted hi res pics and showing how frickin beastly and hairy she is.
It saddened my penis.
#25 | Comment by JoeMizzle — February 14, 2006 @ 4:51 am
Reiko’s smoking hot, I cant believe they killed her off and allowed a gorilla-human hybrid like Mary Lynn Rajskub to not only survive but continue to annoy the ever-living fuck out of me.
I swear to God, if I was Jack Bauer, I’d have put a bullet in Chloe’s head the second she opened her mouth with a pointless bitch comment.
Or I’d have shot myself to put myself out of my own misery.
You know, whatever works.
#26 | Comment by KsE — February 14, 2006 @ 6:20 am
NEVER!
#27 | Comment by easydoesituniversity — February 14, 2006 @ 7:26 am
#18 – a real car = something that actually makes sense. A Ferrari is for people who want to send the message “I have so much money I don’t know what to do with it, that’s why I bought this completely useless car that besides looking ridiculous is good for nothing except going fast”.
I’d sell it and buy a Volvo XC90, a 68 Mustang or something.
#28 | Comment by Marcato — February 14, 2006 @ 8:59 am
so… where did you get 24 two weeks early?? and where do I get mine?!?
#29 | Comment by Prodigy — February 14, 2006 @ 9:41 am
#28 – ah, yes…the ’68 mustang. verrrry practical. excellent gas mileage, great passenger space, big trunk. makes perfect sense.
and a volvo SUV? yeah, that just SCREAMS ‘fun’. or is it, ‘i’m frigid’? i forget…
ps: is marcato mexican for ‘boring’ or something?
#30 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2006 @ 9:44 am
#30 is hot and I want to **** her(?) ATM.
Alba > Cuthbert > #30
I don’t trust anyone who finds Susan Sarandon hot.
#31 | Comment by kiko — February 14, 2006 @ 10:10 am
I never think Elisha is hot in any of the photoshoots you usually post, but she’s hot when she’s out in public and when she’s jiggling on 24.
#32 | Comment by Kito — February 14, 2006 @ 12:55 pm
I find Elisha to be totally “Teh hawtx0rz”, but then again I’ve had a crush on her since I was wee and watching her daily on the Canadian edutainment program “Popular Mechanics for Kids”.
And Jessica Alba is kinda meh. I’m not going to be crazy and say she’s ugly or anything, but she’s really not my type.
#33 | Comment by Unlock Boss — February 14, 2006 @ 3:37 pm
#30 well at least it’s not a family sedan
/injoke
#34 | Comment by Justin — February 14, 2006 @ 9:14 pm
#30 – when I’ve sold my Ferrari and bought my Mustang I’ll still have enough money never to have to worry about mileage. :p
#35 | Comment by Marcato — February 14, 2006 @ 10:17 pm
1. Elisha Blonde
#36 | Comment by El Payo — February 15, 2006 @ 6:44 pm
WTF?
Post should read:
Elisha Redhead > Elisha Brunette > Elisha Blonde
PS: The only Mustang model worth mentioning is the fastback.
#37 | Comment by El Payo — February 15, 2006 @ 6:46 pm
#37 – of course, the ’68 Fastback: http://www.ponysite.de/42768blackgoldside.jpg
#38 | Comment by Marcato — February 15, 2006 @ 6:53 pm
I’m just happy someone with a blog with real readership has spoken the truth: Cuthbert = UGGO.
#39 | Comment by Kelvin — February 25, 2006 @ 4:38 pm