29 thoughts on “Pregnant Katie Holmes

  1. plz tell me you’re not preggofapping, justin…

    o_O

    first.

    #1 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 18, 2006 @ 1:17 pm

  2. her boobs doubled in size…

    #2 | Comment by MyDogFap — February 18, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

  3. I LOVE BOOBS!!!!!

    #3 | Comment by Justin — February 18, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  4. Pregnant girls need sweet, sweet luvin’ too… And you can’t knock them up twice.

    But if you’re going at it and you hit something that feels smooth, stop and pull out.

    I learned all that in Grade 10 Biology. Thank God for the Canadian education system.

    #4 | Comment by Smiley — February 18, 2006 @ 1:32 pm

  5. That’s an alien baby in there.

    Oh, and boobs rule.

    Oh x 2, #4, Doctors make you stop doin’ it late in the pregnancy. I know from experience. Late term babies will grab your thing. I wonder what it feels like when one of those V babies wrap their forked tongues around your willy. Strangely… that’s sort of cool.

    #5 | Comment by rabel — February 18, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

  6. I’m totally gay, and I’d hit it. But just to kill off the evil spawn of TomKat via extremely rough BDSM. And then I would cuddle her.

    #6 | Comment by Rock Thrustington — February 18, 2006 @ 2:08 pm

  7. Lord, that poor kid will be so messed up. Being razed by a spacmen Xenu cultists will do that to you. He/she will need therapy big time.

    But of course Tom does not believe in psychology…

    #7 | Comment by Luke — February 18, 2006 @ 2:16 pm

  8. @ 7

    He doesn’t believe in medication either.

    Which explains a lot.

    #8 | Comment by Eric — February 18, 2006 @ 2:31 pm

  9. she’s a slob. Someone should shit in her mouth…
    fuckin’ Scat-o-tologist….

    Who doesn’t like Big Boobs!!

    #9 | Comment by The Boy — February 18, 2006 @ 2:48 pm

  10. I’d punch Tom, then hit Katie.

    #10 | Comment by El Payo — February 18, 2006 @ 4:11 pm

  11. I’d tit fuck her.. but that’s all..

    #11 | Comment by Kito — February 18, 2006 @ 4:15 pm

  12. It looks like it’s already been hit.

    #12 | Comment by grey_fox24 — February 18, 2006 @ 4:15 pm

  13. I’m lovin’ them big boobs. I heard that Tom stopped having sex with her ’cause it’s against scientology to have sex with your pregnant lady….

    #13 | Comment by dumdadum — February 18, 2006 @ 5:36 pm

  14. I’d rather hit Tom. Hit him with a 2″x4″ in the face.

    #14 | Comment by Marcato — February 18, 2006 @ 6:31 pm

  15. #13 where did you hear Tom ever had sex with Katie?

    He probably took her back to his mad scientology lab and the clan took turns to impregnate her with their seed and a syringe.

    #15 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 18, 2006 @ 6:48 pm

  16. To me she’s tainted goods, and will never be do-able ever again.

    #16 | Comment by Matt_T — February 18, 2006 @ 7:18 pm

  17. She was hot in that movie Disturbing Behaviour.

    But now she’s knocked up by the biggest dick in Hollywood. Yep, crazy cults and super-stardom. The kid is going to have one hell of a childhood..

    #17 | Comment by enzyme — February 18, 2006 @ 8:37 pm

  18. Quick, someone make The Gift 2: Devil Spawn! BOOBIES!!!

    #18 | Comment by shirizaki — February 18, 2006 @ 9:18 pm

  19. She looks like such a kid in these….*shudder*

    #19 | Comment by rustedwings — February 18, 2006 @ 11:18 pm

  20. Someone help her.

    #20 | Comment by White Boy — February 18, 2006 @ 11:43 pm

  21. I used to like her now I’m grossed out. She’s been tainted by Tom

    #21 | Comment by Cory — February 19, 2006 @ 12:22 am

  22. Whenever I hear about this I imagine the scene from Rosemary’s Baby. I’m torn between my fetish for naked chicks, my desire to blow my load on Cruise’s unborn child, and my fear that the AntiChrist is in there and will eat my penis.

    #22 | Comment by SpankMonkey — February 19, 2006 @ 12:54 pm

  23. I’ve never been into Katie Holmes…never!

    #23 | Comment by uniquejuan — February 19, 2006 @ 5:08 pm

  24. #23 – That makes you & Tom Cruise.

    #24 | Comment by Smiley — February 19, 2006 @ 5:15 pm

  25. #23 – To clarify – you’re not into Katie and Tom’s never been into her body cavity.

    #25 | Comment by Smiley — February 19, 2006 @ 5:45 pm

  26. **Oh x 2, #4, Doctors make you stop doin’ it late in the pregnancy. I know from experience.

    You think?

    You are a dickhead, seriously.

    #26 | Comment by ~vjay~ — February 19, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

  27. Yeah, she’s tainted. But I’d hit it, cause you know Tom hasn’t. But Chris Klein has…so on second thought…UGH!!!

    #27 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — February 20, 2006 @ 9:41 am

  28. I hit it.

    And, yes, I typed that correctly.

    #28 | Comment by Umgawa — February 20, 2006 @ 1:57 pm

  29. I still want to know who the father is… She’s too, uh, female for it to really be Tom’s.

    #29 | Comment by exelis — February 22, 2006 @ 12:42 am

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