MTV Movie Awards

It’s airing this Thursday, June 8th at 9pm ET/PT with host, Jessica Alba, this year.

Blech!

Fact: Amanda Bynes is like, sooooo much hotter than Jessica Alba. She should be host!

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46 thoughts on “MTV Movie Awards

  1. close race, Justin. Close race.

    #1 | Comment by DZK — June 5, 2006 @ 7:54 pm

  2. I made this Amanda Bynes loop.
    http://stickamanda.ytmnsfw.com/

    #2 | Comment by DZK — June 5, 2006 @ 7:56 pm

  3. Bynes looked better when she was 12

    #3 | Comment by Zahid — June 5, 2006 @ 8:47 pm

  4. tru.dat

    Couldn’t agree more.

    #4 | Comment by Andrew Kuehler — June 5, 2006 @ 8:49 pm

  5. where are the other chicks from the mtv show ..

    #5 | Comment by asd — June 5, 2006 @ 9:20 pm

  6. “I made this Amanda Bynes loop. …”

    *raises thumb* LIVE. *raises thumb* LIVE. *raises thumb* LIVE. *raises thumb* LIVE.

    #6 | Comment by game kid — June 5, 2006 @ 10:02 pm

  7. What are you kidding me?

    #7 | Comment by Mel — June 5, 2006 @ 10:46 pm

  8. Amanda is very hot but it would be hard to choose between her and alba…but I think I would have to see them catfight 😀

    #8 | Comment by Rappy — June 5, 2006 @ 10:51 pm

  9. haven’t you heard, justin? bynes is becoming a fatty.

    alba ftwii!!

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 5, 2006 @ 11:21 pm

  10. more importantly than this debate, who the F is the hysterical fat kid next to Amanda Panda (as I like to call her while I fap) in the second to last pic?

    #10 | Comment by geekazoid — June 6, 2006 @ 12:42 am

  11. Coincidence Justin posted more Alba pics then of Amanda? I think not. He’s providing more evidence of what he wouldn’t hit.

    #11 | Comment by Ragnarok — June 6, 2006 @ 1:02 am

  12. That fat dude with the nail polish? Is he the guy who got famous for making all those goofy vids of him singing weird songs etc on the web. Andy somethin? Geez whats he doin hugging her.

    #12 | Comment by Moi — June 6, 2006 @ 1:33 am

  13. … Although the beautiful Amanda Bynes is hot, Jessica Alba is hotter. You’re in denial Justin! Just admit it!

    #13 | Comment by Mage — June 6, 2006 @ 1:40 am

  14. I see your hiatus from the site hasn’t improved your taste in women, Justin. Your X-Box skills are probably pretty hard to beat, though.

    #14 | Comment by al k holik — June 6, 2006 @ 2:16 am

  15. Amanda should really ditch the bad tan. Other than that, I agree, Justin.

    #15 | Comment by exelis — June 6, 2006 @ 2:26 am

  16. Anyone else notice the matching divots Amanda has above each eyebrow?

    DIVOTS!

    #16 | Comment by nerima — June 6, 2006 @ 3:36 am

  17. Justin,

    About 3 years ago I threw down the money and had LASIK surgery. It was the best medical decision I’ve ever made. My eyesight is now better than 20-20.

    May I suggest you do the same?

    Sincerly,

    El Payo

    #17 | Comment by El Payo — June 6, 2006 @ 3:41 am

  18. dude – alba is a f*cking plastic doll. bynes is a real woman.

    #18 | Comment by heapy — June 6, 2006 @ 4:19 am

  19. I want to take Amanda’s virginity but Jessica is hotter.

    #19 | Comment by kiko — June 6, 2006 @ 5:07 am

  20. Bynes is looking a little heavier, but not too fatty fat fat, and Alba is looking downright anorexic, so I’ve got to agree with Justin at this point in time, when previously I was for Alba.

    Based on these pic sets, I’ve got to go with Bynes. The penis doesn’t lie.

    #20 | Comment by Tanzarian — June 6, 2006 @ 6:21 am

  21. Amanda has fugly feet.

    I need to see Alba’s feet before I make a decision.

    But, at least she doesn’t have a hoof.

    #21 | Comment by happosai — June 6, 2006 @ 6:22 am

  22. Ya, she’s got fugly feet.

    But after looking at Alba’s corpse face I’d have to go with the very healthy looking Amanda.

    Baby got fat!

    #22 | Comment by saotome — June 6, 2006 @ 6:25 am

  23. “I think our cheerleading squad should boycott tuna for a while.”

    The chick who says that is hotter than Amanda Bynes.

    #23 | Comment by Mel — June 6, 2006 @ 8:27 am

  24. Justin is right; Amanda is much hotter. Oh, and people who have a foot fetish are just creepy degenerates. Screw feet! Everyone knows that boobs are where it’s at.

    #24 | Comment by Elder Young — June 6, 2006 @ 8:38 am

  25. Hey, #5 (asd) look here:
    usemycomputer.com
    thru
    HREF=”http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2006/June/index-14″>usemycomputer.com

    Tony’s site is A1!

    BTW Justin, when I’m holding up Amandas cankles, I’m thinking of JMA.

    #25 | Comment by squinky442 — June 6, 2006 @ 9:00 am

  26. #24- Actually, the problem is that you can’t screw feet.

    It is immpossible to make sweet, sweet love to a twig. FACT!

    I lurve me some Bynes.

    #26 | Comment by alrighty — June 6, 2006 @ 10:18 am

  27. Amanda’s eyes are too close together. “I must draw you…”

    As for her chest, the makeup shading job in the cleavage is only good for lo-res pics, looks ridiculous in these. Looks this one:

    http://dontlinkthis.net/hires/amandabynes26/image-html/elebrity_City_Amand_AA447B.html

    Still, they’re both hot.

    #27 | Comment by Me — June 6, 2006 @ 10:45 am

  28. mandy + jessie = uber goddess

    btw…why is mandy hanging out with chunk from the goonies?

    #28 | Comment by turtle — June 6, 2006 @ 11:20 am

  29. Lets all agree on one thing.. We’d bang both of them. End of story.

    #29 | Comment by Mage — June 6, 2006 @ 11:57 am

  30. Honestly, no one wants to see any pictures of the girl I wouldn’t bang. But it’s still fun to nitpick, and they just can’t get enough of having pictures taken of themselves, so let’s enjoy it.

    #30 | Comment by Me — June 6, 2006 @ 12:28 pm

  31. Yea, but which one whould u Bang first?

    Dun, dun, duuun O_O

    #31 | Comment by Crackpot Live — June 6, 2006 @ 12:29 pm

  32. amanda bynes ofcourse.

    #32 | Comment by shawndows — June 6, 2006 @ 12:35 pm

  33. Uhhh… That fatty is Andy Milonakis…

    #33 | Comment by Kris — June 6, 2006 @ 1:04 pm

  34. News flash #27 everyone gets scary when looking at super hi-res pics of them. You couldn’t stand directly in the person’s face and notice more flaws.

    #34 | Comment by Ragnarok — June 7, 2006 @ 12:05 am

  35. Jessica Alba has the body of Celine Dion.

    Fact. It was swapped during an operation.

    #35 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 7, 2006 @ 7:25 am

  36. ^^^
    you. shut. up.

    #36 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 8, 2006 @ 2:31 am

  37. ‘strue, lady and gentleman I give you the body of …

    ALBA!

    #37 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 8, 2006 @ 3:08 am

  38. boo.

    meanie…

    🙁

    #38 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 8, 2006 @ 3:35 am

  39. Amanda!! but her seamstress sucks.

    #39 | Comment by pappa — June 8, 2006 @ 7:38 am

  40. well, i’ve now seen jessica 3 times in person, each time about 15 min a piece, and about 8 ft from her and she is SMOKIN’ HOT in person. amanda is not even in jessica’s league.

    #40 | Comment by trouble — June 9, 2006 @ 5:12 pm

  41. Man, she does have some divots.

    Maybe she broke her neck and had to have one of those halo thingies screwed in?

    #41 | Comment by ButterscotchStallion — June 10, 2006 @ 3:34 am

  42. Amanda bynes + Jessica Alba = SUPER SEXY HOT CUTE GIRL… wow.. that would be intense..

    but yes.. Amanda Bynes is officially hotter than jessica alba.. HOWEVER.. Amanda doesnt have any hot photos.. which is good.. because it keeps her really cute image.. but.. its bad.. YOU ALL KNOW WHY.. I’d rather take amanda home though ;).

    #42 | Comment by desiguyy — June 12, 2006 @ 2:23 am

  43. THAT LOOP IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

    MAKE MORE PLEASEE!!! I LOVE IT 😮

    #43 | Comment by desiguyy — June 12, 2006 @ 2:26 am

  44. i will like pay you! thats intense. gjgj.

    #44 | Comment by desiguyy — June 12, 2006 @ 2:28 am

  45. oh my fucking god andy milionakis is so fat and ugly. he look even worse on those pics that i imagined he could. holy shit what a pile of crap he is.

    #45 | Comment by ragoo — June 16, 2006 @ 12:33 am

  46. WTF?
    no no no
    Alba is gorgeous but amanda…UGLY!

    #46 | Comment by Stars2ya — July 21, 2006 @ 2:36 pm

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