8/22/06 – THE WIZARD – FINALLY ON DVD!

THE WIZARD! Wow! Opening credits! Christian Slater! Beau Bridges! Super Marios Bros!! KEVIN ARNOLD! WOW! California! California! Hi! FRED SAVAGE! Retard videogame playing genius! Hot girl! Where’s Winnie Cooper? Wow! Cosmo magazine! Hot girl taller than Fred Savage! Long kiss on top of trailer! Damn FRED SAVAGE! Nintendo Entertainment System! Oh no! Bad kids in trenchcoats! Vision Streetwear! Power Glove!! Wow! POWER GLOVE! “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”!! Power Glove in dog movie Beethoven too! Power Glove starred in more movies than Fred Savage! RAD RACER! Oh no! Bad kid kick ass! It’s in the Power Glove! Power Glove actually deliver more believable performance than Fred Savage! I think it won Best Supporting Actor In A Movie Starring Fred Savage! Sorry Cary Elwes! Bad kid Lucas still kick ass! I want Power Glove! What to do now! Bring out retard who plays games good! Oh no! Retard run away! Oh no! Video Armageddon! SUPER MARIO BROS. 3!! WOW! Magic flute! WARP ZONE! Boo! Cheater! Win championship! YAY! Super Mario Bros. 3!!! All go home now.

“I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

15 thoughts on “8/22/06 – THE WIZARD – FINALLY ON DVD!

  1. First. Hayuk

    #1 | Comment by Adrian — August 6, 2006 @ 1:55 am

  2. Dude, I would REALLY cut back on the coffee. And you just want that Power Glove for fapping.

    First!

    #2 | Comment by Smiley — August 6, 2006 @ 1:56 am

  3. Dammit!!

    #3 | Comment by Smiley — August 6, 2006 @ 1:57 am

  4. “AAAAHHHHHH!!”

    #4 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2006 @ 2:00 am

  5. where’s da paink?

    #5 | Comment by Billy — August 6, 2006 @ 2:46 am

  6. Why didn’t Winnie Cooper get to be in this movie?

    #6 | Comment by El Payo — August 6, 2006 @ 3:18 am

  7. if you watch towards the end of the movie when they’re at the big tournament, pretty sure one of the kids that is Lucas’s friend is Toby Maguire

    #7 | Comment by CHUPACABRA — August 6, 2006 @ 10:41 am

  8. Dude, winnie cooper isnt in this movie because jenny lewis got there instead. shes basically incredible, check out her band Rilo Kiley. totally hadda drink with her when she was in Glasgow. her and her boyfriend. tool.

    #8 | Comment by Housebear — August 6, 2006 @ 12:42 pm

  9. did anyone know that Jenna Lewis of The Wizard is now lead singer for indie band Rilo Kiley?

    #9 | Comment by knightfall — August 6, 2006 @ 3:01 pm

  10. The obligatory “He touched my breast!” post.

    #10 | Comment by gamekid — August 6, 2006 @ 7:53 pm

  11. yeah #9 ; #8 knew like a loser too

    #11 | Comment by Evestay — August 6, 2006 @ 10:04 pm

  12. #10, i already made the obligatory “he touched my breast!” post in #4!

    #12 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2006 @ 10:20 pm

  13. You know what’s funny? I remember watching this movie in the theatre when Jenny Lewis was older than I was. At the time, I was 9 and she was about 12 or 13. So to me she was a hot older chick, WITH BUDDING BREASTS! Now I watch the movie and she looks like just a little kid.

    #13 | Comment by BigBlueBalls — August 6, 2006 @ 11:10 pm

  14. why is everyone commenting #1?

    this confuses and frightens me.

    first!?

    #14 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 7, 2006 @ 8:22 am

  15. The only thing gheyer than this would be a post about the Transformers movie.

    #15 | Comment by Bill Clay — August 7, 2006 @ 10:23 am

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