I first noticed her back in that Clockstoppers movie. I actually thought she was jailbait at the time but it turned out she was already like 27 or something crazy like that.
Didn’t even realize it was her in that elevator in Harold and Kumar..!
Anyhow, here she is all practically naked and stuff. Lips! Nips!
She has weirdly-far-apart boobies though. I don’t think i like that.
I’d still do her though. With a shirt on.
PS: Garcés > Alba?
“Garcés > Alba?”
I’m not a big Alba fan (except for some redhead pics and this beach-type photoshoot she did) but Garcés’s boobs are indeed weirdly far apart. O___O
#1 | Comment by gamekid — August 6, 2006 @ 1:50 am
fact:
she is 32 and has a 14 year old daughter
#2 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2006 @ 1:21 am
I wouldn’t even do her with my shirt OFF.
Nice ass in that last pic, but I have to say her chest is not appealing.
p.s. got pics of her daughter?
#3 | Comment by Jenesis — August 6, 2006 @ 1:26 am
definitely wont be able to titty fuck those…
#4 | Comment by Justin — August 6, 2006 @ 1:58 am
Sexy mama. Literally. Yo quiero Paula Garcés.
#5 | Comment by El Payo — August 6, 2006 @ 3:12 am
buttertits?
#6 | Comment by radish01001 — August 6, 2006 @ 2:32 am
She could blow me, easily. Love that latin slut thing. so hot!
#7 | Comment by YourBlueRoom — August 6, 2006 @ 3:32 am
she sweaty in the ‘not’ nice way 🙁
#8 | Comment by pevee — August 6, 2006 @ 4:06 am
She was also in Man of the House to, so much fapping to be had watching that movie, not as much as Bring it On though.
#9 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — August 6, 2006 @ 4:11 am
> alba? i thought you didn’t like her.
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#10 | Comment by samey sammy — August 6, 2006 @ 5:10 am
Paula Garcés > Jessica Alba
Alba can be cute at times and at certain angles, but I’d personally prefer Paula separate boobs and all.
And, considering she’s had a kid and is 32, she still looks good. Alba is already beginning to deteriorate and she’s what, 25? How will she look after a few kids and age slowly eat away at her hawtness?
BTW, Paula’s daughter is named Skye Lopez… like the pornstar… that’s hot.
#11 | Comment by Zahid — August 6, 2006 @ 8:01 am
Pic -7 -between the finger nipplage?
#12 | Comment by tool — August 6, 2006 @ 12:52 pm
I am ‘officially’ chaffing.
#13 | Comment by HalfCaste — August 6, 2006 @ 2:40 pm
Not even close to Alba’s hotness.
Request for daughter pics seconded.
#14 | Comment by kiko — August 6, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
Cute face, horrible tits, good ass, being a married mother brings her down a point or so. 6.1/10
#15 | Comment by Eric W. — August 7, 2006 @ 7:52 am
alba >>>>> garces
fact.
#16 | Comment by AngelBaby — August 7, 2006 @ 8:16 am
Hey, the space is just a place for you to lay your head after sex, Justin…
Add my vote for Garcés over Alba anyday.
#17 | Comment by exelis — August 7, 2006 @ 11:22 am
Holy stretch marks!
Harold and Kumar is the best movie about going to White Castle eva.
#18 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 7, 2006 @ 11:45 am
#18 – For a 32 year old MILF? About 99% of women that have children would kill for her stretch marks.
#19 | Comment by exelis — August 7, 2006 @ 12:15 pm
breasts like that at 32 is ahead of the boobie degradation curve.
#20 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 7, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
Them boobies are all bsted up. It must have been the 14 year old daughter who wrecked em.
#21 | Comment by Wombat — August 8, 2006 @ 11:19 am
Duh. You people are dumbasses. This is definitely NOT Paula Garces. If you look at a real picture of her, you will see that her nose is longer, drawn-out, and hangs lower on the tip and in the middle than it does on the sides (which is clearly not the case here)…. and the rest of her doesn’t even look that similar. This is a look alike. Just so that you know, one thing that Jessica Alba and Paula Garces have in common is that they both come from deeply religious families and have publicly vowed to NEVER pose nude. Sorry hornballs, you got dupped!
#22 | Comment by Duh — January 2, 2007 @ 4:51 pm
Also, the reason why the boobs are “so far apart” is because the shoulders are pulled back… believe it or not, every woman has pecs under her breast tissue and the pecs are attached to the shoulders and inside of the biceps. (Yup, just like a man’s muscles, very good!! Keep following along now). Also, look at pictures of any woman’s tits that hasn’t had any tucking or enhancement, breasts are almost always spaced out the width of at least half of the palm of a hand…. but you all wouldn’t know that since you only put your hands around each others dicks in circle-jerks.
#23 | Comment by Duh — January 2, 2007 @ 4:56 pm