“Sexiest Woman Alive.”
30 09 2006Scarlett FTW!
Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her “Sexiest Woman Alive.”
The 21-year-old actress poses in come-hither garb on the cover and inside pages of the magazine’s November issue, on newsstands October 18.
On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.
Johansson, whose screen credits include “The Black Dahlia,” “Lost in Translation” and “Match Point,” says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.
She is no stranger to the paparazzi’s cameras, and once flashed a sign proclaiming, “the person taking this picture is harrassing me.”
“Apparently I spelled ‘harass’ wrong,” she recalls. “It was horrible. I couldn’t remember whether it was one ‘r’ or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two.”
Will post pics when they appear.
“enigmatic trailer-park temptress”
Dumb.
‘[...]she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?‒
Word. She’s got a nice pair of kidneys under that shirt of hers.
:rolleyes:
Meh.
I’ve still yet to see her without the “makeup applied via shotgun” look.
She needs to emulate some of this awesomeness.
Well damn, Scarlett - just wear a few more clothes that show off your brain, your heart and your gallbladder - instead of that slammin’ body - and maybe people will notice them instead.
Honestly - she’s 21 years old. She’s getting pretty choice rolls. Take them now, and then in 10 or 20 or 30 years, people will notice you more for your capabilities than your cleavage. You want to be noticed for your brain? Do something with it. Same for your heart - do some humanitarian work.
Or go into work that doesn’t put you into the public eye, like surgeon or AIDS researcher. If you’re going to be on the silver screen, well, you’ve got about 100 years of history to change where people recognized starlets because of how they looked, not for their non-physical attributes.
Hey Horatio… forgive me, but who is that in the pic link?
If Filename is correct it’s Erika Christensen
She’s no Hilary Duff.
“Johansson says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?†she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.
She wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.”
Good way to get me to focus on those other attributes, Scar.
Erika Christensen is butt ass ugly.
SUPER ugly. Legendarily ugly.
Scarlett is hot as hell.
#3 needs to be medicated or get some new glasses.
She’s no Hilary Duff.
She’s no Haylie Duff.
#9 - You have stated that Erika Christensen is ugly. Therefore you are not only blind, but also a flaming homosexual. Now shut up, you blind gay moron.
I’m confused. I thought Jessica Biel was the sexiest woman alive? She’s not dead and still looks hot.
MAKE YOUR DAMN MIND UP ESQUIRE!
#12
Thanks for backing my point you functionally retarded bag of VD coated anus.
She’s fucking ugly. Ugly as the seed and cow pussy that birthed your sorry ass.
Now fuckoff you piece of dogshit motherfucker.
Can’t we all just get along?
I fapped to text!
pics pls.
I hope the pics from the actual shoot show up along with the scans. I hate scans, and I hate cover photos with all the logos and stupid fucking blurbs spewed across them. “This month in Esquire: how a $2500 putter will make your cock feel 10 inches bigger!” I’m surprised people even buy magazines anymore, what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.
I know I can count on Fubar to hook me up right though.
“what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.”
LMAO
Scarjo + my bed + me = I CAN DIE HAPPY
#15 hold on, let me go check …
Okay I’m back.
No, I don’t think we can.
I read none of the comments.
I figure that they add nothing to the fact stated in the original post:
ScarJo is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
“I’m surprised people even buy magazines anymore, what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.”
That was, indeed, awesome. Actually made me laugh out loud.
know why you all like scarlet j ? because she looks like a blow up doll.
she can’t act and has a man’s voice.
Surley there are sexier women alive than her? She’s alright but to call her ‘the sexiest’ is going a bit too far.
Now I love Scarlett Johanssen, and I think she is pretty hot, but being named sexiest woman alive by Esquire is going a little overboard. She’s a more normal average looking girl, and that is what I love about her.