Scarlett FTW!
Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her “Sexiest Woman Alive.”
The 21-year-old actress poses in come-hither garb on the cover and inside pages of the magazine’s November issue, on newsstands October 18.
On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.
Johansson, whose screen credits include “The Black Dahlia,” “Lost in Translation” and “Match Point,” says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.
She is no stranger to the paparazzi’s cameras, and once flashed a sign proclaiming, “the person taking this picture is harrassing me.”
“Apparently I spelled ‘harass’ wrong,” she recalls. “It was horrible. I couldn’t remember whether it was one ‘r’ or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two.”
Will post pics when they appear.
“enigmatic trailer-park temptress”
Dumb.
#1 | Comment by Observant — September 30, 2006 @ 3:50 pm
‘[…]she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?”‘
Word. She’s got a nice pair of kidneys under that shirt of hers.
:rolleyes:
#2 | Comment by gamekid — September 30, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
Meh.
I’ve still yet to see her without the “makeup applied via shotgun” look.
She needs to emulate some of this awesomeness.
#3 | Comment by Horatio — September 30, 2006 @ 5:37 pm
Well damn, Scarlett – just wear a few more clothes that show off your brain, your heart and your gallbladder – instead of that slammin’ body – and maybe people will notice them instead.
Honestly – she’s 21 years old. She’s getting pretty choice rolls. Take them now, and then in 10 or 20 or 30 years, people will notice you more for your capabilities than your cleavage. You want to be noticed for your brain? Do something with it. Same for your heart – do some humanitarian work.
Or go into work that doesn’t put you into the public eye, like surgeon or AIDS researcher. If you’re going to be on the silver screen, well, you’ve got about 100 years of history to change where people recognized starlets because of how they looked, not for their non-physical attributes.
#4 | Comment by Joeyinhollister — September 30, 2006 @ 5:41 pm
Hey Horatio… forgive me, but who is that in the pic link?
#5 | Comment by Joeyinhollister — September 30, 2006 @ 5:43 pm
If Filename is correct it’s Erika Christensen
#6 | Comment by dedudethatsaves — September 30, 2006 @ 5:55 pm
She’s no Hilary Duff.
#7 | Comment by Jack Hoff — September 30, 2006 @ 6:02 pm
“Johansson says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.
“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.
She wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.”
Good way to get me to focus on those other attributes, Scar.
#8 | Comment by El Payo — September 30, 2006 @ 7:15 pm
Erika Christensen is butt ass ugly.
SUPER ugly. Legendarily ugly.
Scarlett is hot as hell.
#3 needs to be medicated or get some new glasses.
#9 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — September 30, 2006 @ 7:45 pm
She’s no Hilary Duff.
#10 | Comment by Summer Wheatley — September 30, 2006 @ 10:16 pm
She’s no Haylie Duff.
#11 | Comment by Smiley — September 30, 2006 @ 10:30 pm
#9 – You have stated that Erika Christensen is ugly. Therefore you are not only blind, but also a flaming homosexual. Now shut up, you blind gay moron.
#12 | Comment by Kthulhu — October 1, 2006 @ 12:40 am
I’m confused. I thought Jessica Biel was the sexiest woman alive? She’s not dead and still looks hot.
MAKE YOUR DAMN MIND UP ESQUIRE!
#13 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 1, 2006 @ 1:13 am
#12
Thanks for backing my point you functionally retarded bag of VD coated anus.
She’s fucking ugly. Ugly as the seed and cow pussy that birthed your sorry ass.
Now fuckoff you piece of dogshit motherfucker.
#14 | Comment by Eamon Angelface — October 1, 2006 @ 1:18 am
Can’t we all just get along?
#15 | Comment by Rodney King — October 1, 2006 @ 2:22 am
I fapped to text!
pics pls.
#16 | Comment by unclemao — October 1, 2006 @ 3:48 am
I hope the pics from the actual shoot show up along with the scans. I hate scans, and I hate cover photos with all the logos and stupid fucking blurbs spewed across them. “This month in Esquire: how a $2500 putter will make your cock feel 10 inches bigger!” I’m surprised people even buy magazines anymore, what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.
I know I can count on Fubar to hook me up right though.
#17 | Comment by kromekoran — October 1, 2006 @ 4:53 am
“what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.”
LMAO
#18 | Comment by Nate — October 1, 2006 @ 9:25 am
Scarjo + my bed + me = I CAN DIE HAPPY
#19 | Comment by THOR — October 1, 2006 @ 10:35 am
#15 hold on, let me go check …
Okay I’m back.
No, I don’t think we can.
#20 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — October 2, 2006 @ 3:04 am
I read none of the comments.
I figure that they add nothing to the fact stated in the original post:
ScarJo is the Sexiest Woman Alive.
#21 | Comment by Phife — October 2, 2006 @ 3:22 am
“I’m surprised people even buy magazines anymore, what with all these interconnected series of tubes that run into our homes.”
That was, indeed, awesome. Actually made me laugh out loud.
#22 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — October 2, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
know why you all like scarlet j ? because she looks like a blow up doll.
she can’t act and has a man’s voice.
#23 | Comment by wilderness — October 3, 2006 @ 4:11 pm
Surley there are sexier women alive than her? She’s alright but to call her ‘the sexiest’ is going a bit too far.
#24 | Comment by Pawluk — October 5, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Now I love Scarlett Johanssen, and I think she is pretty hot, but being named sexiest woman alive by Esquire is going a little overboard. She’s a more normal average looking girl, and that is what I love about her.
#25 | Comment by mr skin — October 14, 2006 @ 12:18 pm