TURTLE RAPE!

1 10 2006

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  • Author : Justin
  • Date : 1 October 2006


27 responses to “TURTLE RAPE!”

    1 10 2006
  • 1.  Thand (11:23:57) :

    Firstcommentsaywhat?

    That was… pretty hot.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 2.  Chris (11:27:11) :

    FIRST.

    …you can’t PROVE that’s rape…

    • 1 10 2006
  • 3.  Creepy Uncle (11:28:44) :

    I fapped to turtles. Can things get any more desperate?

    • 1 10 2006
  • 4.  Kevin (11:54:53) :

    That’s quite obviously surprise love, not rape..

    • 1 10 2006
  • 5.  gamekid (12:24:45) :

    THE LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

    Christ, that looks so funny for some reason.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 6.  wreck (12:39:14) :

    This is simply amazing! Before today I didn’t know what sound turtles make lol

    • 1 10 2006
  • 7.  AngelBaby (12:43:17) :

    WAUGH!

    • 1 10 2006
  • 8.  Rappy (13:28:24) :

    WTF?!?…that was….weird…*stunned*

    • 1 10 2006
  • 9.  GIGN (14:05:55) :

    Well, at least we now know that turtles know how to correctly treat their bitches.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 10.  El Payo (14:45:00) :

    Brought to you by Mutual of Bahrain.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 11.  Eric W. (15:02:30) :

    I think the sound bothered me than the actual activity.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 12.  Justin (15:28:02) :

    #9, you mean it isn’t customary to headbutt your woman if she doesn’t want to put out?

    • 1 10 2006
  • 13.  Tad Optomistic (16:36:00) :

    what a c*nt. Animals are pr*cks

    • 1 10 2006
  • 14.  turtle (18:01:35) :

    you know how we do it

    • 1 10 2006
  • 15.  Ed (20:40:46) :

    That sound they make is hillarious. WAHRH! WAHNEH!

    • 1 10 2006
  • 16.  deedas (23:05:11) :

    OMF, that was hilarious. The headbutting was the best part.

    • 1 10 2006
  • 17.  JimmyJimJim (23:10:51) :

    I guess that was his “OOOoooo” face…

    • 2 10 2006
  • 18.  Phife (03:24:53) :

    Dubbya Tee Eff?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

    • 2 10 2006
  • 19.  Charlioso (05:26:13) :

    What u mean u got a headache!!! i’ll bitch slap you!!!…
    now thats more like it

    • 2 10 2006
  • 20.  The Abyss (08:25:12) :

    That wasnt rape, the camera man or woman obviously caught them during an intimate moment and the ‘bull’ turtle was just urging the female to move out of the way of this stranger with a weird thing in his/her hand (camera). So he moved her to the side of the road and continued what he was doing, he would have pushed her somewhere more private like behind some bushes or something but c’mon they are turtles after all and that would have taken ages and there doesnt seem like too many bushes around :\

    • 2 10 2006
  • 21.  THOR (08:37:14) :

    Respectivey declines to comment!

    • 2 10 2006
  • 22.  GIGN (13:23:00) :

    Quote = Justin
    “#9, you mean it isn’t customary to headbutt your woman if she doesn’t want to put out?”

    Oh, absolutely not, Justin. I meant it; that’s what I was saying. These guys really DO know how to treat their bitches.

    :-P

    • 2 10 2006
  • 23.  Butterscotch Stallion (15:16:17) :

    Headbutting from behind and then the front, and the whimpering at the end…all so very excellent.

    • 2 10 2006
  • 24.  BlastBottom (15:50:00) :

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Me bitch now let me in I’m horny.

    • 2 10 2006
  • 25.  Jakal (21:14:16) :

    On top turle just found out bottom turtle was a boy.
    His life was changed forever

    • 3 10 2006
  • 26.  Puzzlehead (16:55:03) :

    I just kept picturing the aggressive turtle screaming “Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy, bitch?”

    • 9 10 2006
  • 27.  tehpunk (09:21:57) :

    i was hoping this would be in nightvision and the bitch would pick up her cellphone.

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