27 thoughts on “TURTLE RAPE!

  1. Firstcommentsaywhat?

    That was… pretty hot.

    #1 | Comment by Thand — October 1, 2006 @ 11:23 am

  2. FIRST.

    …you can’t PROVE that’s rape…

    #2 | Comment by Chris — October 1, 2006 @ 11:27 am

  3. I fapped to turtles. Can things get any more desperate?

    #3 | Comment by Creepy Uncle — October 1, 2006 @ 11:28 am

  4. That’s quite obviously surprise love, not rape..

    #4 | Comment by Kevin — October 1, 2006 @ 11:54 am

  5. THE LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS CAUGHT MY ATTENTION.

    Christ, that looks so funny for some reason.

    #5 | Comment by gamekid — October 1, 2006 @ 12:24 pm

  6. This is simply amazing! Before today I didn’t know what sound turtles make lol

    #6 | Comment by wreck — October 1, 2006 @ 12:39 pm

  7. WAUGH!

    #7 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 1, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

  8. WTF?!?…that was….weird…*stunned*

    #8 | Comment by Rappy — October 1, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

  9. Well, at least we now know that turtles know how to correctly treat their bitches.

    #9 | Comment by GIGN — October 1, 2006 @ 2:05 pm

  10. Brought to you by Mutual of Bahrain.

    #10 | Comment by El Payo — October 1, 2006 @ 2:45 pm

  11. I think the sound bothered me than the actual activity.

    #11 | Comment by Eric W. — October 1, 2006 @ 3:02 pm

  12. #9, you mean it isn’t customary to headbutt your woman if she doesn’t want to put out?

    #12 | Comment by Justin — October 1, 2006 @ 3:28 pm

  13. what a c*nt. Animals are pr*cks

    #13 | Comment by Tad Optomistic — October 1, 2006 @ 4:36 pm

  14. you know how we do it

    #14 | Comment by turtle — October 1, 2006 @ 6:01 pm

  15. That sound they make is hillarious. WAHRH! WAHNEH!

    #15 | Comment by Ed — October 1, 2006 @ 8:40 pm

  16. OMF, that was hilarious. The headbutting was the best part.

    #16 | Comment by deedas — October 1, 2006 @ 11:05 pm

  17. I guess that was his “OOOoooo” face…

    #17 | Comment by JimmyJimJim — October 1, 2006 @ 11:10 pm

  18. Dubbya Tee Eff?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!??!?!??!!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

    #18 | Comment by Phife — October 2, 2006 @ 3:24 am

  19. What u mean u got a headache!!! i’ll bitch slap you!!!…
    now thats more like it

    #19 | Comment by Charlioso — October 2, 2006 @ 5:26 am

  20. That wasnt rape, the camera man or woman obviously caught them during an intimate moment and the ‘bull’ turtle was just urging the female to move out of the way of this stranger with a weird thing in his/her hand (camera). So he moved her to the side of the road and continued what he was doing, he would have pushed her somewhere more private like behind some bushes or something but c’mon they are turtles after all and that would have taken ages and there doesnt seem like too many bushes around :\

    #20 | Comment by The Abyss — October 2, 2006 @ 8:25 am

  21. Respectivey declines to comment!

    #21 | Comment by THOR — October 2, 2006 @ 8:37 am

  22. Quote = Justin
    “#9, you mean it isn’t customary to headbutt your woman if she doesn’t want to put out?”

    Oh, absolutely not, Justin. I meant it; that’s what I was saying. These guys really DO know how to treat their bitches.

    😛

    #22 | Comment by GIGN — October 2, 2006 @ 1:23 pm

  23. Headbutting from behind and then the front, and the whimpering at the end…all so very excellent.

    #23 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — October 2, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

  24. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Me bitch now let me in I’m horny.

    #24 | Comment by BlastBottom — October 2, 2006 @ 3:50 pm

  25. On top turle just found out bottom turtle was a boy.
    His life was changed forever

    #25 | Comment by Jakal — October 2, 2006 @ 9:14 pm

  26. I just kept picturing the aggressive turtle screaming “Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy, bitch?”

    #26 | Comment by Puzzlehead — October 3, 2006 @ 4:55 pm

  27. i was hoping this would be in nightvision and the bitch would pick up her cellphone.

    #27 | Comment by tehpunk — October 9, 2006 @ 9:21 am

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