31 thoughts on “Scarlett Johansson

  1. FIRST!!! Dude… I would love to (fill in the blank with the nastiest shit you ever thought of)

    #1 | Comment by alan — October 11, 2006 @ 10:26 am

  2. taking a second look… Is that her? Looks like a photoshopped head on a body similar to hers…

    #2 | Comment by alan — October 11, 2006 @ 10:28 am

  3. actually, it possibly is or possibly isn’t. hard to tell from the shitty scan.

    it’s apparently from todays’ NY Post. and the pic is from an upcoming issue of ALLURE.

    #3 | Comment by Justin — October 11, 2006 @ 10:33 am

  4. So much for wanting respect for her kidneys…

    #4 | Comment by Tomsy — October 11, 2006 @ 10:41 am

  5. Quite worthy (real or not) of an I’d Tap That.

    #5 | Comment by gamekid — October 11, 2006 @ 10:53 am

  6. A worthy find.

    Did you guys read about this in the gossip columns?

    Scarlett Johansson – Not Promiscuous But Open Minded About Sex

    #6 | Comment by Marco — October 11, 2006 @ 11:14 am

  7. or did anyone see S&M Photos of ScarJo with Dita “Mrs. Marilyn Manson” Von Teese?

    #7 | Comment by Krafty — October 11, 2006 @ 11:24 am

  8. or did you hear about how lindsay lohan’s dad got arrested?

    #8 | Comment by Titleist — October 11, 2006 @ 11:53 am

  9. did you hear about my hand moving up and down my cock at 90 mph?

    #9 | Comment by tehpunk — October 11, 2006 @ 12:50 pm

  10. […] Thanks Dontlinkthis!!! […]

    #10 | Pingback by Rappys Gossip Page » Scarlett Has Funbags… — October 11, 2006 @ 12:52 pm

  11. Yah she’s not all that….slutty, snotty, plump…..no thanks. I’ll take someone real and girl-next-doorish like pre-Cruise Katie Holmes, Bynes, J. Love, or my Hayden. Also, the only plump chick that’s even remotely HAWT is Charlotte Church!!!

    #11 | Comment by Hayden's Hub — October 11, 2006 @ 1:03 pm

  12. needs more hi res.

    plz.

    /schlick

    #12 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 11, 2006 @ 2:02 pm

  13. Plump? Are you fucking blind?

    #13 | Comment by Hey-ya — October 11, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

  14. Fake!

    #14 | Comment by Junior Luvs Goatsex — October 11, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

  15. I came. Twice.

    #15 | Comment by GIGN — October 11, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

  16. Well that succeeds in looking nothing like her. Kudos Allure.

    #16 | Comment by Observant — October 11, 2006 @ 4:04 pm

  17. find this photoshoot.

    #17 | Comment by TomK — October 11, 2006 @ 4:31 pm

  18. Hot. Mutha fuckin’ hot.

    #18 | Comment by Kaka — October 11, 2006 @ 5:46 pm

  19. Feet.

    #19 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 11, 2006 @ 6:31 pm

  20. Hayden’s Hub – Troll!

    Log off and go get your 1 hour’s worth in the exercise yard.

    #20 | Comment by unclemao — October 11, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

  21. Completely Real. In today’s New York Post: Page Six.

    #21 | Comment by Dave — October 11, 2006 @ 8:02 pm

  22. Hottest Scarlett photo ever.

    I read somewhere that it’s from the next issue of Allure magazine.

    #22 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — October 11, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

  23. #22 did you read that in post # 3?

    #23 | Comment by Observant — October 11, 2006 @ 10:00 pm

  24. Of course not… nobody reads these comments!

    #24 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 12, 2006 @ 1:13 am

  25. LOVES HER!!!

    She will be mine!!!

    #25 | Comment by THOR — October 12, 2006 @ 7:42 am

  26. Boogie Nights 2!

    #26 | Comment by El Payo — October 12, 2006 @ 12:44 pm

  27. Ok this is the first time that ive eva seen her look hot. Why doesnt she dress like that more often???

    #27 | Comment by Pawluk — October 13, 2006 @ 10:08 am

  28. Her and Keeley need to do a shoot together.

    Pronto.

    #28 | Comment by Jessica — October 13, 2006 @ 7:56 pm

  29. Keeley + Johansson + Cherry on top = pleasure^3

    #29 | Comment by GIGN — October 14, 2006 @ 12:40 pm

  30. here’s a better image http://www.toofly.com/userGallery/1161287960.jpg

    #30 | Comment by d00d — October 22, 2006 @ 9:00 am

  31. ^ Whatever, loser

    #31 | Comment by Willi — October 22, 2006 @ 5:51 pm

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