Yah she’s not all that….slutty, snotty, plump…..no thanks. I’ll take someone real and girl-next-doorish like pre-Cruise Katie Holmes, Bynes, J. Love, or my Hayden. Also, the only plump chick that’s even remotely HAWT is Charlotte Church!!!
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by Hayden's Hub — October 11, 2006 @
1:03 pm
FIRST!!! Dude… I would love to (fill in the blank with the nastiest shit you ever thought of)
#1 | Comment by alan — October 11, 2006 @ 10:26 am
taking a second look… Is that her? Looks like a photoshopped head on a body similar to hers…
#2 | Comment by alan — October 11, 2006 @ 10:28 am
actually, it possibly is or possibly isn’t. hard to tell from the shitty scan.
it’s apparently from todays’ NY Post. and the pic is from an upcoming issue of ALLURE.
#3 | Comment by Justin — October 11, 2006 @ 10:33 am
So much for wanting respect for her kidneys…
#4 | Comment by Tomsy — October 11, 2006 @ 10:41 am
Quite worthy (real or not) of an I’d Tap That.
#5 | Comment by gamekid — October 11, 2006 @ 10:53 am
A worthy find.
Did you guys read about this in the gossip columns?
Scarlett Johansson – Not Promiscuous But Open Minded About Sex
#6 | Comment by Marco — October 11, 2006 @ 11:14 am
or did anyone see S&M Photos of ScarJo with Dita “Mrs. Marilyn Manson” Von Teese?
#7 | Comment by Krafty — October 11, 2006 @ 11:24 am
or did you hear about how lindsay lohan’s dad got arrested?
#8 | Comment by Titleist — October 11, 2006 @ 11:53 am
did you hear about my hand moving up and down my cock at 90 mph?
#9 | Comment by tehpunk — October 11, 2006 @ 12:50 pm
[…] Thanks Dontlinkthis!!! […]
#10 | Pingback by Rappys Gossip Page » Scarlett Has Funbags… — October 11, 2006 @ 12:52 pm
Yah she’s not all that….slutty, snotty, plump…..no thanks. I’ll take someone real and girl-next-doorish like pre-Cruise Katie Holmes, Bynes, J. Love, or my Hayden. Also, the only plump chick that’s even remotely HAWT is Charlotte Church!!!
#11 | Comment by Hayden's Hub — October 11, 2006 @ 1:03 pm
needs more hi res.
plz.
/schlick
#12 | Comment by AngelBaby — October 11, 2006 @ 2:02 pm
Plump? Are you fucking blind?
#13 | Comment by Hey-ya — October 11, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
Fake!
#14 | Comment by Junior Luvs Goatsex — October 11, 2006 @ 3:07 pm
I came. Twice.
#15 | Comment by GIGN — October 11, 2006 @ 3:19 pm
Well that succeeds in looking nothing like her. Kudos Allure.
#16 | Comment by Observant — October 11, 2006 @ 4:04 pm
find this photoshoot.
#17 | Comment by TomK — October 11, 2006 @ 4:31 pm
Hot. Mutha fuckin’ hot.
#18 | Comment by Kaka — October 11, 2006 @ 5:46 pm
Feet.
#19 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 11, 2006 @ 6:31 pm
Hayden’s Hub – Troll!
Log off and go get your 1 hour’s worth in the exercise yard.
#20 | Comment by unclemao — October 11, 2006 @ 7:49 pm
Completely Real. In today’s New York Post: Page Six.
#21 | Comment by Dave — October 11, 2006 @ 8:02 pm
Hottest Scarlett photo ever.
I read somewhere that it’s from the next issue of Allure magazine.
#22 | Comment by Butterscotch Stallion — October 11, 2006 @ 8:13 pm
#22 did you read that in post # 3?
#23 | Comment by Observant — October 11, 2006 @ 10:00 pm
Of course not… nobody reads these comments!
#24 | Comment by JustSumDude — October 12, 2006 @ 1:13 am
LOVES HER!!!
She will be mine!!!
#25 | Comment by THOR — October 12, 2006 @ 7:42 am
Boogie Nights 2!
#26 | Comment by El Payo — October 12, 2006 @ 12:44 pm
Ok this is the first time that ive eva seen her look hot. Why doesnt she dress like that more often???
#27 | Comment by Pawluk — October 13, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Her and Keeley need to do a shoot together.
Pronto.
#28 | Comment by Jessica — October 13, 2006 @ 7:56 pm
Keeley + Johansson + Cherry on top = pleasure^3
#29 | Comment by GIGN — October 14, 2006 @ 12:40 pm
here’s a better image http://www.toofly.com/userGallery/1161287960.jpg
#30 | Comment by d00d — October 22, 2006 @ 9:00 am
^ Whatever, loser
#31 | Comment by Willi — October 22, 2006 @ 5:51 pm