74 thoughts on “PATRICIA HEATON

  1. Ragin Conservative… nah thx.

    #1 | Comment by BobBobson — February 11, 2007 @ 10:49 am

  2. These hi-res pics show issues WITH tons of makeup. You could see some of this when she appeared in HD on tv. Imagine what type of wreck she’d look like w/o makeup first thing in the morning… BLEH ! ! !

    #2 | Comment by BobBobson — February 11, 2007 @ 10:54 am

  3. Is that Mrs. Raymond painted up like a whore?

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

    #3 | Comment by Bill Clay — February 11, 2007 @ 11:09 am

  4. She only leans her head to the right. Even when she decides to be slutty, she’s conservative.

    #4 | Comment by N — February 11, 2007 @ 11:15 am

  5. i love ya my yellow brother, but this is simply unacceptable.

    milfs are limited in number. patricia heaton is not one.

    justin has failed me for the very first time. i intend to send a terse email with a reminder that i sent a recommendation yesterday.

    and i’m going to singapore next week. look out.

    #5 | Comment by tehpunk — February 11, 2007 @ 11:17 am

  6. I second #2.

    However, I will say that she was a definite milf years ago.

    #6 | Comment by Whits — February 11, 2007 @ 11:24 am

  7. shes hairy 😛

    #7 | Comment by piemaster — February 11, 2007 @ 11:56 am

  8. Well, I guess since I’m a bit closer to her age (I’ll be 41 in a month, she’ll be 49 2 weeks before that) I still think she’s a hottie. Maybe not Terri Hatcher hot, but still quite attractive. I still think she’s a MILF, and since there is that ILF in there, I’d have to admit…

    I’d hit it.

    #8 | Comment by Webpager — February 11, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

  9. if any of you boys get desperate enough to attempt a fap to these, let me warn you in advance not to look at her wrinkly old lady feet and hands. ew.

    instant pen0r deflation.

    #9 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  10. These pictures make Jesus and my penis sad.

    Republicans are just ugly people, no matter how much plastic surgery and fake tits they can afford.

    #10 | Comment by Theo — February 11, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  11. You guys are gay.
    Beggars CANNOT be choosers.

    MILF. PERIOD.

    #11 | Comment by Chris — February 11, 2007 @ 1:09 pm

  12. i was about to keep a copy when i noticed the old lady wrinkled skin of her shoulder smooshed up against the chiar. not hot. no milf. i’m going to look at some pics of chicks who don’t even have moms as old as this broad.

    #12 | Comment by doc k — February 11, 2007 @ 1:27 pm

  13. I hate it when you get a chance like this, then the gal is painted up to look like a poor imitation of Sophia Loren.

    Plus the whole wing nut thing doesn’t help either.

    #13 | Comment by zygote — February 11, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

  14. Does this mean I have to fap every time a VONS commercial comes on TV?

    #14 | Comment by El Payo — February 11, 2007 @ 2:08 pm

  15. Meh – more like MILFIIWAOM (mother I’d like to fuck if I were an old man) or MIWNLTFP (mother I would not like to fuck period).

    Have at it flabby ass old lady fappers. it’s all you.

    #15 | Comment by Charlie — February 11, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

  16. *fap*
    I could care less about which side she’s on.

    #16 | Comment by whothis — February 11, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

  17. Holy sheep shit, Mrs. Barone, you’re looking quite delicious. *lick lick lick*

    /loves horny older ladies
    //as long as they don’t stand up and show their flabby naked ass

    #17 | Comment by d00d — February 11, 2007 @ 2:46 pm

  18. Succumbing against her conservative judgment would be the very best part. I’m not a fan normally of OTA ladies, but in this case would I ever.

    #18 | Comment by Kewtr — February 11, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  19. I’d rather see Raymond’s brother in a corset and I’m not even gay :\

    #19 | Comment by smurf — February 11, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  20. (that I know of)

    #20 | Comment by smurf — February 11, 2007 @ 3:12 pm

  21. Ugh, nasty. I bet her cunt is ice cold.

    Not a milf. More like a shorter, frecklier version of Kim Delaney.

    #21 | Comment by The Pope — February 11, 2007 @ 3:34 pm

  22. i just jerked my dick off….*calls 911*…

    #22 | Comment by Xan — February 11, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

  23. p.s.

    looks like politics over power teh sex.

    …as does religion.

    interesting.

    she is the hottest mom on tv, well, she was. i dont know how is now. that chick from ’til death if hot, but shes way older looking than Pat Heaton. her tits are bigger though. jolie fisher.

    p.s.s.

    id fuck the right out of her and nut left all over her face. XD

    #23 | Comment by Xan — February 11, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

  24. aaargghh my eyes! Some things shouldn’t be high res. Even after plastic surgery.

    About 15 years too late for close-ups like this.

    #24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 11, 2007 @ 4:02 pm

  25. oh yes. AngelBaby just doesn’t get it. while she’s right and Justin’s wrong re: Trachtenberg, the opposite appears to be true here. those feet and hands are wrinkly, but shapely. that shoulder is what skin looks like after almost 50 years. i never watched Raymond but perhaps i was wrong. she’s aged more sexily than Lorainne Bracco, so i think she could easily slide into Dr. Melfi’s chair in my fantasies (they even have a slight resemblance).

    #25 | Comment by girlfetish — February 11, 2007 @ 4:21 pm

  26. not a milf. she is at least a grandma or great grandma. what is that? gilf or ggilf. touching that skin would… eeww!

    #26 | Comment by mramosster — February 11, 2007 @ 4:34 pm

  27. She’s not a Milf… Leah Remini on the other hand is very Milf … at least to me, dont know if she has kids either lol.

    #27 | Comment by Troilus — February 11, 2007 @ 4:45 pm

  28. Remini has at least one child, so yes, MILFtacular.

    #28 | Comment by middlehead — February 11, 2007 @ 4:47 pm

  29. As for Heaton, from a mild distance I’d agree to hit it. Up close, I’d regret my decision but probably follow through.

    #29 | Comment by middlehead — February 11, 2007 @ 4:50 pm

  30. i guess the majority likes there women flat like 9 yr old lil boys :/

    #30 | Comment by Xan — February 11, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  31. ^^^
    not necessarily…just not wrinkled like a 9 yr old lil shar pei

    #31 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 11, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

  32. I NEED MORE CROTCH SHOTS

    ..and less feet and shoulder shots..

    but I’d still hit it.

    #32 | Comment by Larry — February 11, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

  33. #27: Leah Remini on the other hand is very Milf

    I watch King of Queens every day just to drool at that tastey little piece of ass.

    #33 | Comment by d00d — February 11, 2007 @ 11:30 pm

  34. you guys are ghey. for her age these pictures are great. i bet your mom’s all look super nasty in comparison to these pics.

    #34 | Comment by jack — February 12, 2007 @ 12:33 am

  35. didnt do anything for me. she isn’t that hot to be frank, especially when she’s shown upclose like that.

    #35 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — February 12, 2007 @ 12:44 am

  36. DO WANT

    #36 | Comment by Abenoslave — February 12, 2007 @ 12:51 am

  37. Even her lips look old….wtf

    I hear she’s a shoe in for Cocoon: Return of the Elderly

    Wilford Brimley is the only dude should be fapping to those pics…cuz you know he’s got a stiffie so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it. Truth.

    #37 | Comment by Zandozan — February 12, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  38. UGH! Granny porn! -Shudder-

    Look at her hands… Veiny! Yuck. I thought this was a site for, uh, what’s the opposite of old? Oh yeah, young girls!

    I’m going to have to look at pics of Scarlett and/or Michelle Trachtenburg for several minutes to get those awful images out of my head…

    #38 | Comment by Heywood Jablomi — February 12, 2007 @ 2:25 am

  39. Stinks

    #39 | Comment by Charlioso — February 12, 2007 @ 2:35 am

  40. id rather fuck kate hudson ^_^

    #40 | Comment by mrk101 — February 12, 2007 @ 5:48 am

  41. Where’s the boobies?

    I’ve spent unrecoverable hours of my life watching Raymond…for what?

    No boobies?

    > SAD

    #41 | Comment by DiVerSiFi — February 12, 2007 @ 6:52 am

  42. “id fuck the right out of her and nut left all over her face.” –Funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

    #42 | Comment by A-dog — February 12, 2007 @ 7:37 am

  43. must say..the fact that she is so conservative makes her even tastier. Let’s see her toe the party line with my dick in her ass.

    #43 | Comment by geeekazoid — February 12, 2007 @ 8:38 am

  44. I think Justin needs to go retro for his Milf’s (he’s thinking from too recently in the past).

    How about Joan Severance?

    Early Linda Evans(1960’s)?

    Early Victoria Principal(1970’s)?

    Mimi Rogers?

    Linda Forentino?

    Carol Alt?

    Or maybe this girl in the video’s below???

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaeN6irbpZw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH0fLjoyAr4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbu67mP2SK4

    *This post sponsored by the Rainbow Trout Fish Council*

    #44 | Comment by crabby — February 12, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

  45. Jeez, what’s the deal with her expressions in those pictures? She looks like she wants to yell at me for looking at them.

    #45 | Comment by The Pope — February 12, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

  46. Holy Fucking Mother of Shit!!!! THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING DISTURBING SHIT i HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THIS BITCH IS FUCKING GROSS AND SHE ALREADY HAS LIVER SPOTS… FUCKING BLAH!!!!

    I DEMAND THAT THESE SHITTY FUCKING PICTURES BE REMOVED!!!

    First to sign the petition to remove these fucking things: ME!

    #46 | Comment by Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC — February 12, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

  47. I dont care what you dudes say about her, she’s amazing and I’d want her over any other chick in the world. These pictures are amazing and can anyone tell me the website that these were taken from or if there is a magazine? I need the website b/c there are probably other pictures? Can u help a brother out, Please?

    #47 | Comment by Jason — February 12, 2007 @ 4:41 pm

  48. gross…

    she’s old and wrinkly.

    #48 | Comment by paul — February 12, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

  49. its obvious that wasn’t the real Jason because his caps lock was off. He doesn’t know how to turn it off!!!

    #49 | Comment by gyno — February 12, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

  50. ^^^
    who the fuck is jason?

    #50 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 12, 2007 @ 7:22 pm

  51. I have to see this when some OTHER site has HAYDEN in BOOTY shorts?!

    #51 | Comment by roscoe — February 12, 2007 @ 8:23 pm

  52. Wait, what?

    #52 | Comment by middlehead — February 13, 2007 @ 12:40 am

  53. Every word in every comment AngelBaby has posted in this thread is 100% true. Heaton was looking rough 10 years ago. 5 years ago she had liver spots. In these pics she looks like re-tread worn tires.

    The good news is those last pics have landed her a job in the next “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” commercial.

    #53 | Comment by Hellfire — February 13, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  54. Man those Depends ad campaigns are getting more and more risque every year. But anyways, kudos to the company snagging Ms Heaton as a spokesperson.

    #54 | Comment by Smiley — February 13, 2007 @ 1:23 am

  55. its maladaptive

    #55 | Comment by guy — February 13, 2007 @ 3:03 am

  56. So instead of this “MILF” who is in favor of digging up some pics of the mother from Home Improvement. Totally more MILF than this woman.

    #56 | Comment by YepToo — February 14, 2007 @ 3:11 am

  57. The mother from home improvement????? God!!! How fucking sick is that??? what the hell is happening to this website?

    #57 | Comment by Chris Hansen - Dateline NBC — February 14, 2007 @ 12:54 pm

  58. ^^^
    all i can figure is you’ve scared off all the pedos.

    thx a lot Chris Hansen.

    #58 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 14, 2007 @ 1:12 pm

  59. ewww- just ewww. her arms look like they’re leather!

    #59 | Comment by toesuckr — February 14, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

  60. You guys are nuts. She’s a total hottie. So what if she’s against abortion? Half the country is.

    #60 | Comment by bonch — February 21, 2007 @ 3:15 pm

  61. yeah she’s old, but the feet are incredible. id definitely SUCK on them toes. u have to be a foot fan to appreciate these mature feet

    #61 | Comment by OO7 — April 17, 2007 @ 8:06 pm

  62. My penis is giving her a standing ovation

    #62 | Comment by yu — April 22, 2007 @ 3:30 pm

  63. as long as she takes out her false teeth when she sucks my cock im happy 🙂

    #63 | Comment by LJ — September 23, 2007 @ 11:15 am

  64. She is freakin hot. I would totally hit that $hit. To the guy that said she is not Teri Hatcher hot, ewww! Hatcher looks like a skeleton.

    Heaton brings the heat. Too bad she is a god damn republican.

    #64 | Comment by Padrino — December 11, 2007 @ 1:22 pm

  65. The woman is nearly fifty—you guys are either 12 years old, or gay. She’s a MILF, period. Very bangable.

    #65 | Comment by Gino — December 28, 2007 @ 5:15 pm

  66. WOW she is a real MILF, I always jo on her. even my wife fantasy her with us.

    #66 | Comment by Paco — January 1, 2008 @ 5:12 am

  67. Her feet are wonderful, My wife and I like to lick them. and suck the toes.

    #67 | Comment by Paco — January 1, 2008 @ 5:17 am

  68. Hey people, this is one hot 50 year old. She looks and acts very sexy – period

    #68 | Comment by screenplay — February 4, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

  69. She’s the epitome of a MILF, idiots. You see, I’m not biased. Before most young women grow up to be mature, responsible adults, they are ignorant, liberal little whores. Regardless, I’d still fuck the confused young cunts. As for most of you, there’s little chance with a woman like this, because her eyes are open.

    #69 | Comment by Kasmir — March 12, 2008 @ 11:16 pm

  70. She’s a pure MILF! Very hot for 50, or any age for that matter – tight little body & a pretty face. The guys who are putting her down are either gay, prefer fat liberal whores, or have little tiny penises.

    #70 | Comment by streeter — May 8, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

  71. Small Nipples, I’d bet they can be bigger. Older gal. Nice toes.

    #71 | Comment by DAWG — July 6, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

  72. oh god wat i wuld give to lick her feet soles

    #72 | Comment by Graham — August 18, 2008 @ 11:22 am

  73. She’s hot. She has sexy feet too. I’d eat her like a jelly dougnut.
    I’m sure most of her detractors haven’ t had any action in a month of
    Sundays. As for being perceived as conservative, some of my best lays
    appeared to be goodie two shoes until I got em in the sack. You youngsters should look at it this way: She’s not old; She’s experienced.

    #73 | Comment by pablo diablo — August 20, 2008 @ 12:37 am

  74. I love to fock her in ass

    #74 | Comment by grbr — May 5, 2009 @ 5:14 pm

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