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NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP
I kinda lol’ed at these pics after having read the latest ReelThoughts over at reelviews.net.
On Lindsay Lohan…
…she recently dropped out of The Best Time of Our Lives, in which she was supposed to appear opposite Kiera Knightley, Cillian Murphy, and Matthew Rhys. (She was replaced by Sienna Miller.) This has the look of a film that, if nothing else, would have added a little “prestige” to Lohan’s image. The stated reason for her dropping out is “creative differences.” The real reason is apparently that the role requires nudity. Lohan, of course, is on record stating that she will never do nudity in a movie. Apparently, she reserves that for paparazzi snapshots.
Oh just get naked already Lohan!
DO NOT PROLONG THE INEVITABLE.
FIRST !!!!!! (whoa this is the first time i’m first!)
#1 | Comment by furtivman — May 14, 2007 @ 5:21 am
SECOND !!!!!! (whoa this is the second time i’m second!)
#2 | Comment by Lindsay Lohan — May 14, 2007 @ 5:52 am
For all Lohan’s faults, she still has the best NIPS ever.
#3 | Comment by pwrdrive — May 14, 2007 @ 6:35 am
Skanky as her snatch is…I’d shoot a wad on those ta-tas anyday
#4 | Comment by A-dog — May 14, 2007 @ 6:56 am
Very Nice!
#5 | Comment by Borat — May 14, 2007 @ 6:56 am
She would enjoy my penis.
#6 | Comment by THEO — May 14, 2007 @ 7:29 am
meh
#7 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 14, 2007 @ 8:34 am
I have never found her to be “HOT”! However, I’d do her just for the sake of saying I Did her!
Nice Nips tho!
#8 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 14, 2007 @ 8:34 am
Glad you read Berardinelli’s column….he’s pretty awesome.
#9 | Comment by Godard — May 14, 2007 @ 8:36 am
i have to admit that they look nice, but she’s a fucking toilet.
#10 | Comment by Kewtr — May 14, 2007 @ 8:46 am
IMO lindsay is still hot, like really hot… and i would have probably died if i saw a lesbian sex scene between her and keria knightly (who i love even more)
i mean DAYUM
ps, ill fap to this for great justice! even if people think she is a crack head…
ZOMG eleventh!
#11 | Comment by Coolstream — May 14, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
Woah twelve !!!!!! (whoa this is the first time i’m twelve!)
#12 | Comment by Massive British Twat — May 14, 2007 @ 12:41 pm
Wow…….She’s looking good
Ok…in an Irish farm girl kind of way , but still smokin
#13 | Comment by JonKing — May 14, 2007 @ 1:53 pm
wait…isn’t teh lohan on record as saying that her role in the upcoming stripper movie will be pretty racy? i believe i also read that it will feature her first sex scene (filmed for a studio release, at least).
#14 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 14, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
That is an “O” face if I’ve ever seen one.
#15 | Comment by Ted — May 14, 2007 @ 2:59 pm
Lohan is such old news.
#16 | Comment by Tony — May 14, 2007 @ 4:33 pm
i agree only a matter of time until she is nude, but it looks like she is gettin a little weight back, just the way i like it
where is JOJO
#17 | Comment by Tom Foolery — May 14, 2007 @ 4:38 pm
ya know, I suspect that if you were to compare pics of her stomach side by side with, um, say Clay Aiken – you couldn’t tell the difference (piercing included). She has the mid-section of a gingerly gay man.
Not too long ago, I really did think she was hot, freckles and all… but she’s since proved herself disgusting. She still has a pretty face though…
#18 | Comment by apogee (formerly "clash" but not the fucking pussy that ussed to post on guitar.com — May 14, 2007 @ 5:09 pm
shudder and gag
#19 | Comment by apogee (formerly "clash" but not the fucking pussy that used to post on guitar.com) — May 14, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
She used to be so damn hot. Mean Girls was not only extremely funny, but bonerific for her and Chabert.
Then Lohan and Duff and the rest of the suddenly legals started an anorexia contest, and then a skank contest.
None of them have recovered, though Duff is making a nice attempt.
#20 | Comment by ZekeDMS — May 14, 2007 @ 5:13 pm
Yeesh, don’t go in the water.
I’d bet that she’d be the next celeb to have an “accidentally” released sextape.
#21 | Comment by The Pope — May 14, 2007 @ 5:29 pm
So, in the greater scheme, does that mean there’s a chance that Keira Knightley will be getting naked in that movie?
Cuz, y’know, that would just be awesome and all… (well, if its the fuller bodied Keira, not the one so skinny they had to draw cleavage on her chest since she didn’t have any)
#22 | Comment by Birdboy — May 14, 2007 @ 10:05 pm
^^^
“fuller bodied Keira”?
yeah, i think i saw a picture of that once…next to bigfoot and the loch ness monster.
#23 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 14, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
At least she won’t drown now, those could be used as fantastic flotation devices.
That’s why Kiera is as attractive as she is–she’s not fuller bodied and still pulls it off brilliantly.
#24 | Comment by Ted — May 15, 2007 @ 12:53 am
lol @ #23! though Keira > Lohan
#25 | Comment by MyDogFap — May 15, 2007 @ 1:59 am
Maxim have just placed her at number one in their Hot 100. Drugged up skank is the new hot!
You can insert your own joke here because I’m out.
#26 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 15, 2007 @ 10:02 am
kiera > loch ness + bigfoot > lohan
#27 | Comment by Captain Faptastic — May 15, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
people give her such a hard time for the allegations that she is a drugged up whore and a spoiled brat.. none of which has been proven!
the simple fact of the matter is she is now back to (at least almost, needs red hair again IMO) her former level of “hawt”
her breasts are FANTASTIC, she face is borderline perfect (IMHO) and HER BREASTS ARE FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC
#28 | Comment by Coolstream — May 15, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
Bigfoot?? You know what they say about guys with big feet, don’t you?
They have hairy backs! lol
Seriously, I’ve seen that pic too and all I can say is that it really looked like Nessy was photoshopped in. Her shading just wasn’t the same as the other two mythological creatures.
Keira > Nessy > Lohan > Bigfoot
#29 | Comment by Topher — May 15, 2007 @ 1:45 pm
Jeez, that top banner is looking awfully bad now, ain’t it?
#30 | Comment by The Pope — May 15, 2007 @ 4:22 pm
^^^
pretty much. with the possible exceptions of Mandy Moore and Alexis Bledel.
to bad yep to bad
#31 | Comment by AngelBaby — May 15, 2007 @ 5:01 pm
so what happened to the 5 pics that don’t show near the end of the set?
#32 | Comment by Taco — May 15, 2007 @ 7:24 pm
Lohan = Freckled pasty nightmare who only looks good when large amounts of makeup and proper lighting are applied. When done so correctly she looks great. Problem with that is she can’t carry the lighting around everywhere and doesn’t have the time to apply full bodied makeup to look good as the pics. Numerous examples of both abound. Nice to see the anorexia appears to be fading.
Kirsten Dunst = Sans the freckles, very similar situation to Lohan. Looks like a dream in the Spidey flicks (especially number one). Now admits to using wardrobe enhancements for that movie. Looks terrible in almost all other natural on-the-go pics. Even worse when at the beach; not remotely attractive in that setting. Will have to officially retract my statements to Justin about her circa May 2002…
Keira = An absolute skeleton of a woman whose stock would rise dramatically in proportion to a decent amount of weight gain. Pretty, but also pretty bony.
#33 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — May 15, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
Yep… I´d love to put it right in the middle of those two…
#34 | Comment by Leo — May 16, 2007 @ 9:15 pm