SALMA HAYEK

31 05 2007

Man… Salma Hayek really let herself go after getting married to that French guy. Look how fat she is lolz!!!!!!!

I’d still hit it.


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40 responses to “SALMA HAYEK”

    31 05 2007
  • 1.  Prinsii (06:33:45) :

    Youre really cool man, like that your honest about everything LOL :D
    but i was wonder wheres a picture of u? l0l
    GIEF !

  • 31 05 2007
  • 2.  Marcus (06:37:00) :

    I lol’ed at her shirt.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 3.  Mad Escaper (06:38:33) :

    I’d hit it too.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 4.  Hamsmokalot (06:39:47) :

    oh mama… still hot no matter what…

  • 31 05 2007
  • 5.  Prinsii (06:42:06) :

    TAP THAT ASS ANYDAY LOLZ

  • 31 05 2007
  • 6.  Xan (07:27:31) :

    titty fuck much?

  • 31 05 2007
  • 7.  Darkstar (07:30:18) :

    She could titty fuck my head with those melons!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 8.  Violent Acres (08:44:53) :

    That is the hottest non-adolescent girl I’ve ever seen posted on this website.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 9.  Birdboy (08:56:18) :

    >Look how fat she is lolz!!!!!!!

    Yeah, but look at the size of them tittiez

  • 31 05 2007
  • 10.  Kewtr (09:09:22) :

    No question I would. Pregnant women can be hotzorz, believe me.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 11.  Intrepid (09:22:19) :

    I’d be up for a little “baby bump” hump. =)

  • 31 05 2007
  • 12.  Tanaka (09:41:36) :

    Being fat and being pregnant are two differant things. Shes damm hot!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 13.  MacDaddy (10:00:04) :

    Just think….that lucky little bastard is going to get to suck on them beautiful titties!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 14.  Mike (10:05:28) :

    “Just think….that lucky little bastard is going to get to suck on them beautiful titties!”

    Can you even get milk through an implant? :o

  • 31 05 2007
  • 15.  dcbanacek (10:42:40) :

    Soy milk…

  • 31 05 2007
  • 16.  Flyboy (11:31:29) :

    #14, she’s had them for a long time, and they’re not implants. Go back & watch some of the many movies where they are on display.

    If she’s not careful, they’re going to explode!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 17.  Prinsii (12:01:29) :

    I LUB looking at pictures of her while sucking my own dick, with a 12 inch vibrator in my ass. Anyone who says she’s ugly has a small dick.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 18.  Miku (12:30:18) :

    YIKES! Seriously WTF is with wearing tight as shirts like that when you’re pregnant… She may have been hot, but that is not.. maybe if you crop the top half and put it on her body a few years ago..

    Besides I still can’t get that unibrow image out of my mind from that movie Frida.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 19.  DisconcertedGeorge (13:45:14) :

    those are so big now it’s almost like she has three boobs. Like the mutant in Total Recall.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 20.  mister (14:53:16) :

    I hear pregnant women can have anal sex right up until the baby crowns.

    Contractions FTW!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 21.  Mike (15:02:58) :

    Flyboy, you’re right. I checked out some pics and they look real. I’ve just seen her so many times with dresses that make them look fake.

    This proves it for me…

    http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-celebs-pictures/s/salma-hayek-nude/salma-hayek-nude-3.jpg

    She also has a great ass…

    http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-celebs-pictures/s/salma-hayek-nude/salma-hayek-nude14.jpg

    http://www.supersalma.com/picture/Salma_Hayek028.jpg

    I kill that ass! :D

  • 31 05 2007
  • 22.  EmJee (17:27:25) :

    Holymarymotherofgod! Her tits were already a sacred miracle of well-over-a-handful awesomeness. The concept of them getting *bigger* due to pregnancy is something that needs to be brought to the attention of the Department of Defense ASAP. I don’t think we even *have* a strategy to deal with that kind of power, do we?!!

  • 31 05 2007
  • 23.  FapTastic (17:53:28) :

    She’s advertising your movie “Knocked Up.”

  • 31 05 2007
  • 24.  MilkyResidue (18:00:20) :

    I want to squeeze some milk out of those titties into my cheerios in the morning.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 25.  WASTE (18:20:48) :

    you’d hit a preggers girl?
    thats fooking gross man
    no matter how hot she is
    SERIOUS

  • 31 05 2007
  • 26.  The Pope (18:28:15) :

    I’d hit it in the back door as she was giving birth. Serious.

    Hey, if she has a daughter we’ll have something else to talk about in 16 years…maybe 13.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 27.  Tony (18:45:32) :

    Not only would I still hit that, I’d finish off all over that preggers belly of hers. Hope the tits stay that big long after she’s had the little bastard.

  • 31 05 2007
  • 28.  Taco (19:12:47) :

    i guess those that would hit this cow would go for rosie o’donnell too

    /hurl

  • 31 05 2007
  • 29.  fromagex (20:58:39) :

    anyone have an idea of the size of those things now?

  • 1 06 2007
  • 30.  Prinsii (02:50:58) :

    HAHAHAHHHAH #17 @ epic

  • 1 06 2007
  • 31.  Jon (06:14:43) :

    she’s pregnant man, she still looks fine to me, but i admit, her titties seem like they doubled in size

  • 1 06 2007
  • 32.  filthyfish (10:05:56) :

    You haven’t lived until you’ve have prego-sex. Kewtr is right, c-mon kids, get a clue…

    I saw a comic once ask.
    “What’s the best part about fucking Britney Spears while she is pregnant?”
    “The baby gets to suck your dick while you’re fucking her!”

    Tasteless completely tasteless….

  • 1 06 2007
  • 33.  exelis (13:46:34) :

    She’s only 5’2″. Put a baby belly and milky boobs on any girl that size and she’s going to look large. Put into context, she is smokin’ hot. Actually, she’s hotter in that picture than I’ve ever seen her.

  • 1 06 2007
  • 34.  The Pope (16:43:23) :

    Plus her hair is done, she’s got make up on and her clothes looke like they were custom made for her. If she can do that with an extra fifty pounds to carry, there’s no reason all these other stars should be seen in public looking like bag ladies.

  • 1 06 2007
  • 35.  TheDisc (17:19:27) :

    Lest be honest who would’nt

  • 1 06 2007
  • 36.  DisconcertedGeorge (18:41:51) :

    #32 and since she had a boy that makes the comic writer gay.

  • 1 06 2007
  • 37.  EggplantTimbale (21:40:18) :

    Two words:

    Freakin disgusting.

  • 1 06 2007
  • 38.  gamekid (23:54:43) :

    Agree with #33. Other than the belly I don’t see much that’s “fat” about her. She looks awfully shapely actually.

    Even if I’m not into the whole preggo-sex thing, I see hotness here.

  • 2 06 2007
  • 39.  radish01001 (13:35:05) :
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  • 40.  Whitty071 (12:49:47) :

    Yeah she’s not fat, she’s pregnat.

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