SALMA HAYEK

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Man… Salma Hayek really let herself go after getting married to that French guy. Look how fat she is lolz!!!!!!!

I’d still hit it.

40 thoughts on “SALMA HAYEK”

  1. Youre really cool man, like that your honest about everything LOL 😀
    but i was wonder wheres a picture of u? l0l
    GIEF !

    #1 | Comment by Prinsii — May 31, 2007 @ 6:33 am

  2. I lol’ed at her shirt.

    #2 | Comment by Marcus — May 31, 2007 @ 6:37 am

  3. I’d hit it too.

    #3 | Comment by Mad Escaper — May 31, 2007 @ 6:38 am

  4. oh mama… still hot no matter what…

    #4 | Comment by Hamsmokalot — May 31, 2007 @ 6:39 am

  5. TAP THAT ASS ANYDAY LOLZ

    #5 | Comment by Prinsii — May 31, 2007 @ 6:42 am

  6. titty fuck much?

    #6 | Comment by Xan — May 31, 2007 @ 7:27 am

  7. She could titty fuck my head with those melons!

    #7 | Comment by Darkstar — May 31, 2007 @ 7:30 am

  8. That is the hottest non-adolescent girl I’ve ever seen posted on this website.

    #8 | Comment by Violent Acres — May 31, 2007 @ 8:44 am

  9. >Look how fat she is lolz!!!!!!!

    Yeah, but look at the size of them tittiez

    #9 | Comment by Birdboy — May 31, 2007 @ 8:56 am

  10. No question I would. Pregnant women can be hotzorz, believe me.

    #10 | Comment by Kewtr — May 31, 2007 @ 9:09 am

  11. I’d be up for a little “baby bump” hump. =)

    #11 | Comment by Intrepid — May 31, 2007 @ 9:22 am

  12. Being fat and being pregnant are two differant things. Shes damm hot!

    #12 | Comment by Tanaka — May 31, 2007 @ 9:41 am

  13. Just think….that lucky little bastard is going to get to suck on them beautiful titties!

    #13 | Comment by MacDaddy — May 31, 2007 @ 10:00 am

  14. “Just think….that lucky little bastard is going to get to suck on them beautiful titties!”

    Can you even get milk through an implant? 😮

    #14 | Comment by Mike — May 31, 2007 @ 10:05 am

  15. Soy milk…

    #15 | Comment by dcbanacek — May 31, 2007 @ 10:42 am

  16. #14, she’s had them for a long time, and they’re not implants. Go back & watch some of the many movies where they are on display.

    If she’s not careful, they’re going to explode!

    #16 | Comment by Flyboy — May 31, 2007 @ 11:31 am

  17. I LUB looking at pictures of her while sucking my own dick, with a 12 inch vibrator in my ass. Anyone who says she’s ugly has a small dick.

    #17 | Comment by Prinsii — May 31, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

  18. YIKES! Seriously WTF is with wearing tight as shirts like that when you’re pregnant… She may have been hot, but that is not.. maybe if you crop the top half and put it on her body a few years ago..

    Besides I still can’t get that unibrow image out of my mind from that movie Frida.

    #18 | Comment by Miku — May 31, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

  19. those are so big now it’s almost like she has three boobs. Like the mutant in Total Recall.

    #19 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — May 31, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

  20. I hear pregnant women can have anal sex right up until the baby crowns.

    Contractions FTW!

    #20 | Comment by mister — May 31, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  21. Flyboy, you’re right. I checked out some pics and they look real. I’ve just seen her so many times with dresses that make them look fake.

    This proves it for me…

    http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-celebs-pictures/s/salma-hayek-nude/salma-hayek-nude-3.jpg

    She also has a great ass…

    http://www.freenudecelebs.dk/nude-celebs-pictures/s/salma-hayek-nude/salma-hayek-nude14.jpg

    http://www.supersalma.com/picture/Salma_Hayek028.jpg

    I kill that ass! 😀

    #21 | Comment by Mike — May 31, 2007 @ 3:02 pm

  22. Holymarymotherofgod! Her tits were already a sacred miracle of well-over-a-handful awesomeness. The concept of them getting *bigger* due to pregnancy is something that needs to be brought to the attention of the Department of Defense ASAP. I don’t think we even *have* a strategy to deal with that kind of power, do we?!!

    #22 | Comment by EmJee — May 31, 2007 @ 5:27 pm

  23. She’s advertising your movie “Knocked Up.”

    #23 | Comment by FapTastic — May 31, 2007 @ 5:53 pm

  24. I want to squeeze some milk out of those titties into my cheerios in the morning.

    #24 | Comment by MilkyResidue — May 31, 2007 @ 6:00 pm

  25. you’d hit a preggers girl?
    thats fooking gross man
    no matter how hot she is
    SERIOUS

    #25 | Comment by WASTE — May 31, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  26. I’d hit it in the back door as she was giving birth. Serious.

    Hey, if she has a daughter we’ll have something else to talk about in 16 years…maybe 13.

    #26 | Comment by The Pope — May 31, 2007 @ 6:28 pm

  27. Not only would I still hit that, I’d finish off all over that preggers belly of hers. Hope the tits stay that big long after she’s had the little bastard.

    #27 | Comment by Tony — May 31, 2007 @ 6:45 pm

  28. i guess those that would hit this cow would go for rosie o’donnell too

    /hurl

    #28 | Comment by Taco — May 31, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

  29. anyone have an idea of the size of those things now?

    #29 | Comment by fromagex — May 31, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

  30. HAHAHAHHHAH #17 @ epic

    #30 | Comment by Prinsii — June 1, 2007 @ 2:50 am

  31. she’s pregnant man, she still looks fine to me, but i admit, her titties seem like they doubled in size

    #31 | Comment by Jon — June 1, 2007 @ 6:14 am

  32. You haven’t lived until you’ve have prego-sex. Kewtr is right, c-mon kids, get a clue…

    I saw a comic once ask.
    “What’s the best part about fucking Britney Spears while she is pregnant?”
    “The baby gets to suck your dick while you’re fucking her!”

    Tasteless completely tasteless….

    #32 | Comment by filthyfish — June 1, 2007 @ 10:05 am

  33. She’s only 5’2″. Put a baby belly and milky boobs on any girl that size and she’s going to look large. Put into context, she is smokin’ hot. Actually, she’s hotter in that picture than I’ve ever seen her.

    #33 | Comment by exelis — June 1, 2007 @ 1:46 pm

  34. Plus her hair is done, she’s got make up on and her clothes looke like they were custom made for her. If she can do that with an extra fifty pounds to carry, there’s no reason all these other stars should be seen in public looking like bag ladies.

    #34 | Comment by The Pope — June 1, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

  35. Lest be honest who would’nt

    #35 | Comment by TheDisc — June 1, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

  36. #32 and since she had a boy that makes the comic writer gay.

    #36 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 1, 2007 @ 6:41 pm

  37. Two words:

    Freakin disgusting.

    #37 | Comment by EggplantTimbale — June 1, 2007 @ 9:40 pm

  38. Agree with #33. Other than the belly I don’t see much that’s “fat” about her. She looks awfully shapely actually.

    Even if I’m not into the whole preggo-sex thing, I see hotness here.

    #38 | Comment by gamekid — June 1, 2007 @ 11:54 pm

  39. http://macenstein.com/default/archives/636

    get on it brother

    #39 | Comment by radish01001 — June 2, 2007 @ 1:35 pm

  40. Yeah she’s not fat, she’s pregnat.

    #40 | Comment by Whitty071 — June 12, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

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