MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD

I think it’s a shame that Mary isn’t as high profile as, say, Jessica fucking Alba, because i think Mary is infinitely more appealing than Jessica could ever be in my mind. Look at her! Mary’s beautiful!!!

So is anybody else into this chick or is it just me?

Cuz i’d totally do ‘er and you know it.

How is she in Planet Terror Death Proof? I still haven’t seen Grindhouse yet.

45 thoughts on “MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD

  1. first?

    #1 | Comment by joe — June 14, 2007 @ 12:53 am

  2. woo awesome yea shes really fucking hot butttt alba > winstead

    #2 | Comment by joe — June 14, 2007 @ 12:53 am

  3. you still haven’t seen/pirated Grindhouse?

    n00b.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 14, 2007 @ 1:02 am

  4. winstead>>>alba

    #4 | Comment by Xan — June 14, 2007 @ 1:05 am

  5. Ha! im a pioneer! no one has done “>>>” before!! swEEt!!

    #5 | Comment by Xan — June 14, 2007 @ 1:07 am

  6. She’s a beauty alright. Keep the pictures coming, Justin!

    #6 | Comment by Cane — June 14, 2007 @ 1:12 am

  7. Alba ≠ Winstead

    Winstead ≠ Alba

    Therefore Alba > n

    #7 | Comment by El Payo — June 14, 2007 @ 1:17 am

  8. And,

    n ≤ Winstead

    #8 | Comment by El Payo — June 14, 2007 @ 1:18 am

  9. @.@

    i dont like math…

    #9 | Comment by Xan — June 14, 2007 @ 1:30 am

  10. p.s.

    the thrid and fifth pictures is what do it for me.

    #10 | Comment by Xan — June 14, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  11. who the hell is she? any bikini or topless shots?

    #11 | Comment by terrysky — June 14, 2007 @ 2:55 am

  12. These aren’t high enough res.

    I demand DNA. I want pics that are so high res you can see the girls DNA.

    Fuck pores. I want DNA.

    I want to know, if breast cancer runs in her family and if her father was bald, and whether or not she can curl her tonuge.

    DNA! DNA! DNA!

    #12 | Comment by doppletwo — June 14, 2007 @ 4:11 am

  13. Mary Elizabeth Winstead Was in Deathproof playing heather lee in the second part of grindhouse

    #13 | Comment by marty — June 14, 2007 @ 5:22 am

  14. oops. you’re right! death proof it is.

    wish she was in planet terror though because i hear it’s the better of the two.

    #14 | Comment by Justin — June 14, 2007 @ 5:38 am

  15. grindhouse was the most amazing movie theater experience of my life
    and yes planet terror was better

    #15 | Comment by mattropolis — June 14, 2007 @ 7:01 am

  16. the more i look, the more i like her. great smile, and peircing eyes.

    what color eyes does angelbaby have i wonder…

    #16 | Comment by filthyfish — June 14, 2007 @ 8:13 am

  17. She is the definition of perfect! I remember seeing her in Sky High, and wanting to boink her soooo bad! Hott! :O

    #17 | Comment by Mike — June 14, 2007 @ 8:45 am

  18. She’s certainly no Jessica Alba, but I’d do her. 😀

    #18 | Comment by mister — June 14, 2007 @ 9:16 am

  19. She’s def. more appealing than Alba. Absolutely gorgeous in an approachable and casual way. She has good style too. Her lines in Death Proof were cute!

    And I love the way she says “daddy” in the new Die Hard trailer..*feels creepy for saying that*…*takes a look around*…oh yeah.

    #19 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — June 14, 2007 @ 9:18 am

  20. She makes Jessica Alba look like a two dollar hooker. Did I really say that?, I must be drunk. Mary Elizabeth looks amazing in her cheerleader outfit in Deathproof.

    #20 | Comment by frank_the_dolphin — June 14, 2007 @ 10:12 am

  21. I’m with you Justin! She’s really hot. I still think Alba is hot, but she’s lost her appeal to me. MEW was really hot in Death Proof though. Cheerleader outfit FTW!

    #21 | Comment by kid6488 — June 14, 2007 @ 11:01 am

  22. Make It Happen (2008) (pre-production)

    Live Free or Die Hard (2007) …. Lucy McClane
    Death Proof (2007) …. Lee
    … aka Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof (USA: complete title)
    Grindhouse (2007) …. Lee (segment “Death Proof”)
    … aka Quentin Tarantino’s Death Proof (USA: poster title)
    … aka Robert Rodriguez’s Planet Terror (USA: poster title)
    Factory Girl (2006) …. Ingrid Superstar
    Black Christmas (2006) …. Heather Fitzgerald
    … aka Black X-Mas (USA: promotional abbreviation)
    Bobby (2006) …. Susan Taylor
    Final Destination 3 (2006) …. Wendy Christensen
    Sky High (2005) …. Gwen Grayson
    Checking Out (2005) …. Lisa Apple
    The Ring Two (2005) …. Young Evelyn
    … aka Samara (Hong Kong: English title) (Singapore: English title)
    … aka The Ring 2 (International: English title: alternative spelling) (UK)
    … aka Samara: Ring 2 (Philippines: English title: informal title)
    Monster Island (2004) (TV) …. Maddy
    “Tru Calling” …. Bridget Elkins (1 episode, 2004)
    – Closure (2004) TV Episode …. Bridget Elkins
    Then Came Jones (2003) (TV) …. Rina
    “Wolf Lake” …. Sophia Donner (9 episodes, 2001-2002)
    – If These Wolves Could Talk (2002) TV Episode …. Sophia Donner
    – Legend of Lost Lenore (2002) TV Episode …. Sophia Donner
    – Leader of the Pack (2002) TV Episode …. Sophia Donner
    – Four Feet Under (2002) TV Episode …. Sophia Donner
    – Excitable Boy (2001) TV Episode …. Sophia Donner
    (4 more)
    Wolf Lake (2001) (TV) …. Sophia Kohanek

    “Passions” …. Jessica Bennett (3 episodes, 1999-2000)
    … aka Harmony’s Passions (USA)
    … aka The Passions Storm (USA: summer title)
    – Episode #1.5 (1999) TV Episode …. Jessica Bennett
    – Episode #1.4 (1999) TV Episode …. Jessica Bennett
    – Episode #1.1 (1999) TV Episode …. Jessica Bennett
    The Long Road Home (1999) …. Annie Jacobs
    “Promised Land” …. Chloe (2 episodes, 1998)
    … aka Home of the Brave
    – Denver, Welcome Home (1998) TV Episode …. Chloe
    – Recycled (1998) TV Episode …. Chloe
    “Touched by an Angel” …. Kristy (1 episode, 1997)
    – A Delicate Balance (1997) TV Episode …. Kristy

    #22 | Comment by marty — June 14, 2007 @ 11:56 am

  23. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Elizabeth_Winstead

    #23 | Comment by marty — June 14, 2007 @ 11:58 am

  24. Alba was hot when she had a body ala dark angel. No matter though, Mary > Jessica. Fact.

    #24 | Comment by fen — June 14, 2007 @ 12:22 pm

  25. You’re not alone dude, I love this chick too. She was the only reason I’d actually BUY Final Destination 3 (even though it sucked a huge amount of balls). She was the only reason I Netflix’d Sky High (and enjoying it). I was excited for Live Free or Die Hard and then I found out she was playing Bruce’s daughter and I was like, oh hell yes!!!!! She’s shamefully underrated!

    #25 | Comment by Jus — June 14, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

  26. I could round up 100 girls prettier than this in a half hour in any neighborhood in the country.

    #26 | Comment by tom — June 14, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

  27. she’s got that tranny look.. someone’s gonna bust a knuckle on that jaw….

    but hey man if that’s what you’re into… :p

    #27 | Comment by yawn — June 14, 2007 @ 1:20 pm

  28. She is pretty cute, but her left eye being bigger than her right eye really bugs me. I’ll just make her close her eyes. It will be more enjoyable for both of us :-p

    #28 | Comment by Scratch — June 14, 2007 @ 1:45 pm

  29. What #17 said. Thought I was a pedo and felt bad till I saw how old she really was, now Im guilt free.

    #29 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — June 14, 2007 @ 3:35 pm

  30. Mary is waaaaay hotter than Alba!… she is the bomb! YEEEAAAAAAAH! p.s JUSTIN THIS SITE KICKS ASS! HAHAAHAH

    #30 | Comment by FREAKWRECKORDZ — June 14, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

  31. Theres so many things ive wanted to do to her since i saw sky high on hbo, and the outfit in deathproof was amazing.

    BTW deathproof is a much better movie than planet terror as long as you have some taste.

    Deathproof IS TO Planet Terror AS Mary Elizabeth Winstead IS TO Jessica Alba.

    #31 | Comment by Jordan — June 14, 2007 @ 4:52 pm

  32. Yeah, I mean, she’s hot, I won’t deny that, but she’s not any hotter than Jessica Alba. What’s wrong with Jessica Alba anyway? They’re both hot.

    #32 | Comment by Pyronuc — June 14, 2007 @ 5:33 pm

  33. #26 – would you might rounding up those 100 girls and bringing them by my house? 50 of them?

    Actually, one or two would even be nice.

    #33 | Comment by anonymous — June 14, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

  34. She is very average.

    She looks like the sort of girl you’d see on a Saturday morning NBC show. Those pale imitations of “Saved by the Bell”.

    She’d have to be one of identical sextuplets to equal one Jessica Alba.

    #34 | Comment by The Pope — June 14, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

  35. don’t put off seeing Grindhouse any longer! it’s great!

    #35 | Comment by idl3mind — June 14, 2007 @ 6:10 pm

  36. did u see her in maxim magazine ? shes hot

    #36 | Comment by marty — June 14, 2007 @ 6:40 pm

  37. She’s so hot in Grindhouse. I agree with #21, cheerleader outfit ftw! MEW >>>> Alba

    Can I be a polygamist married to Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kristen Bell, and Rachel Stevens?

    #37 | Comment by Elder Young — June 14, 2007 @ 9:25 pm

  38. awe fucking awesome. shes the bad chick in sky high.

    #38 | Comment by Xan — June 14, 2007 @ 9:39 pm

  39. she was at a hotel when jay leno came to her door for a segment called big summer movies

    #39 | Comment by marty — June 15, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

  40. Yeah, she looked hot in Deathproof!

    #40 | Comment by thetacokid — June 16, 2007 @ 4:56 am

  41. Hot Beautiful.

    #41 | Comment by Austin Delacruz III — June 16, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

  42. One To Remember

    #42 | Comment by Marty McFly — June 18, 2007 @ 4:19 pm

  43. o hey the dumb chick from deathproof

    #43 | Comment by Nancy — June 20, 2007 @ 3:59 am

  44. need more Mary

    #44 | Comment by Zzyzx — July 31, 2007 @ 10:28 pm

  45. looking at these pictures and seeing how she plasters the makeup on her face I can see how some of you blind dummies would think that she’s prettier than Jessica.

    jessica is miles >>>>>>>>>>>than this mary bird.

    #45 | Comment by bleh — August 1, 2007 @ 4:07 pm

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