JESSICA ALBA IS DUMB

But gets SOME points for actually owning a DS.

I had my DS on the set of Fantastic Four and I bought it for my entire cast when we wrapped. I guess I just felt bad because between takes they’d be chatting and we were in the Fantasticar and I’d always have my iPod and my DS with me. It was like fingernail-biting, gripping moments in the movie and then, “Cut!” I’d pick up my DS and try to beat my 82 age in Brain Age. I’d try to memorize all of those damn words.

HAHAHA. An 82 in Brain Age? What a dumb shit.

My personal best was 20 (the lower the score, the better, and 20 is the best score possible). Not only is Jessica Alba dumb, but she also fails at videogames.

Speaking of Brain Training games, anybody here have Big Brain Academy Wii Degree yet? Add me to your friends list and lets trade student records over WiiConnect24!!!

Evans = HOT. Alba = NOT.

24 thoughts on “JESSICA ALBA IS DUMB”

i wish i had something more constructive to say, other than

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#1 | Comment by filthyfish — June 15, 2007 @ 12:00 am

lol.

first? maybe not…

#2 | Comment by Xan — June 15, 2007 @ 12:06 am

YOU’RE DUMB!!!

#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — June 15, 2007 @ 12:27 am

“Speaking of Brain Training games, anybody here have Big Brain Academy Wii Degree yet? Add me to your friends list and lets trade student records over WiiConnect24!!!”

After I install the mod for the Wii, I download it.

My ignorance will be international!

#4 | Comment by Mike — June 15, 2007 @ 12:31 am

(wheres the topless Lucy Pinder pics?)

Lucy>>>Hazel

#5 | Comment by Xan — June 15, 2007 @ 12:49 am

Alba = Warriors fan =(

#6 | Comment by dmavsfan41 — June 15, 2007 @ 12:51 am

Alba = Warriors fan =D

#7 | Comment by KilljoyRBC — June 15, 2007 @ 12:55 am

Its all part of Cash warren’s evil scheme to take over the world

#8 | Comment by imgoofygoober — June 15, 2007 @ 12:57 am

Oh Justin, You would TOTALLY hit Chris Evans(but only if he was dressed up like Jessica Alba – y’know, with the blond wig and the boobs n’ the IPod & the DS).

If you were gay.

#9 | Comment by Smiley — June 15, 2007 @ 2:09 am

that shit would be annoying.

everyone’s hanging out on set talking and this broad just throws in her ear buds and zones out.

insulting, even.

besides, who wouldn’t wanna hang with michael vick motherfuckin mackey chiklis? he’s got a nickname within a nickname! if i’m typing!

#10 | Comment by same — June 15, 2007 @ 3:11 am

Alba is sexless. She acts likes she 10 but she’s still fuckin hot.

#11 | Comment by Chiklis — June 15, 2007 @ 9:13 am

well no chicks are good at games 😛

#12 | Comment by wootman — June 15, 2007 @ 10:37 am

Well it’s not like Jessica is known for her mind… or her acting talents… or well any thing that requires her to do more than frolic in a bikini.

#13 | Comment by Miku — June 15, 2007 @ 10:50 am

Jessica Alba looks HORRIBLE with blonde hair! Horrible, worse than I looked as a blonde. The light hair does nothing at all for her semi-Hispanic complexion.

Rachel Leigh Cook, on the other hand, actually looks even better as a blonde than as a brunette. But that’s just my two cents.

#14 | Comment by Becca — June 15, 2007 @ 11:28 am

I used to be a big fan of Jessica Alba but I just read a good story over on Highbrid Nation that really made me like her a lot less. Check it out if you get a chance. Now shes’s saying she’s not part Mexican? That’s really disappointing. She’s gonna lose a lot of fans over that.

#15 | Comment by Evorgleb — June 15, 2007 @ 1:32 pm

#14 not true.

Jessica Chobot is The Awesome at games and game related things.

#16 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — June 15, 2007 @ 2:43 pm

Further proof that only girls and gay guys own Nintendos.

#17 | Comment by The Pope — June 15, 2007 @ 5:05 pm

^^^
damn, i have been uncovered. shuckth

#18 | Comment by sidewinder — June 16, 2007 @ 12:50 am

#17, I doubt anyone will care that she says she’s not Mexican except the same type of people who go protesting when the US rounds up illegal aliens, and by protesting I mean actually out on the streets not just bitching and moaning on a website.

But seriously, her grandfather was Mexican.. so assuming she got mutted up without any additional messican genes, she’s a big whopping (strike that, that’d be italian) 25% Mexican… yeah I wouldn’t exactly call myself a mexican at that point either. Hell my mother is italian, and my father is not, I don’t see the Son’s of Italy bitching and moaning that I don’t call myself Italian.

Btw I like the picture on that website, I think jessica Alba is the most overrated piece of hot ass in hollywood, but that picture makes me want to do all sorts of dirty stuff to her ass.

#19 | Comment by Miku — June 16, 2007 @ 12:53 am