MARRIAGE GET!

So i got an announcement to make. If you haven’t already figured it out from the post title, here it is: I’m getting married! Tomorrow!

I probably won’t be posting much over the weekend into next week. But with the sporadic nature of the updates on this site, it shouldn’t be any different than how it is now anyway ^_^

Angelbaby will still be around so you can count on her to make some posts whenever she can.

SOOOOO… see you whenever i feel like coming back!

PS: I really AM getting married you fuckers!!!

Also, any good ideas on where to go for a honeymoon?? Planning on one in December.

126 thoughts on “MARRIAGE GET!

  1. Congratulations!

    But I don’t know any good honey moon spots.

    Are you making her wear Lindsey Lohan’s shawl?

    #1 | Comment by Seriously — July 26, 2007 @ 11:55 am

  2. Congrats!!!!

    #2 | Comment by futool — July 26, 2007 @ 11:55 am

  3. congrats Justin!

    now go write your vows you big razy.

    ps. honeymoon in Maui. most beautiful place i’ve ever seen.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — July 26, 2007 @ 12:01 pm

  4. Wow! Congratz!!!

    #4 | Comment by Crushader — July 26, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  5. congrats to u……..
    check out Los Roques off the coast of Venezuela…….be the king and queen of your own little island wasting the day away in the sun.

    http://www.venezuelatuya.com/losroques/indexeng.htm

    #5 | Comment by Knodie — July 26, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  6. congratulation man. mabe to the caribean sea

    #6 | Comment by alejandro cea — July 26, 2007 @ 12:06 pm

  7. Are you having a laugh?

    Is he having having a laugh?

    #7 | Comment by Tim — July 26, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

  8. i have a suggestion for a honeymoon.

    goto a shrink.

    young yellow man such as yourself. could be sweeping up the poon.

    oh well. another one bites the dust.

    just make sure the site doesn’t go downhill with rachel ray cooking tips.

    congrats.

    #8 | Comment by tehpunk — July 26, 2007 @ 12:16 pm

  9. French Polynesia.

    Makes the Caribbean looks like Delaware.

    #9 | Comment by eamon — July 26, 2007 @ 12:27 pm

  10. First off, congrats! Contray to what most people thing, being married is a blast. All you single people are just jealous! 😉

    Honeymooning. Check out Jamaica. Either Negril or Ocho Rios (although it’s a bit of a drive across the island to get to OR)

    Go all inclusive. One price, all off, booze and activities are included. It’s the best way to go, not having to work about what to tip or how much those Rum Runners are costing.

    Anyway, I can tell you about Couples Ocho Rios if you want more info. BigCrawley at gmail dot com

    #10 | Comment by Crawley — July 26, 2007 @ 12:30 pm

  11. Wow, congratulations!

    Who’s the lucky guy?

    (I cannot believe I’m the first one to make that tired joke)

    #11 | Comment by DataWhat — July 26, 2007 @ 12:32 pm

  12. Congrats to you and your boyfriend!!

    Wish you guys much fappiness!

    #12 | Comment by peepee — July 26, 2007 @ 12:33 pm

  13. Congrats. Been chained up myslef for 5 years. Best place to go- Go to the Titty Bar NOW, while you can. Because she may allow it now, but once she has your nuts in a sling, it’s all over. Unless you want to loose thousands through the Big D. O’h, and after the first kid……….. yeah, enjoy it now, words of wisdom!

    #13 | Comment by hotrodbob — July 26, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

  14. First off, Congrats on the marriage. Although, I am not sure what drugs you used to coerce this poor woman (it is a woman isn’t it?) into marrying a pedophile gamer! But hey, they say there is someone for everyone in this world!

    Anyways, as you are basically in the South Pacific, I have several recommendations for you.

    1. If you want nothing but peace and quiet and beaches, I highly recommend Rarotonga, in the Cook Islands, or even Aitutaki! Blows the fuck out of Fiji, Tahiti, and all those fucked up cannibal islands in New Guinea and French Polynesia!

    2. If you want some peace & quiet as well as lots of adventure, go to Queenstown, New Zealand! “Adventure Capital of the Southern Hemispher” my yellow brother!

    I have been to each of these areas numerous times and will personally vouch for them, and maybe even hook ya up with my condo in Aitutaki!

    December is going to be HOTTT in Cook Islands. (about 30c-35c) You might enjoy New Zealand more!

    Good luck, and remember, in order to make a marriage work, you need to keep your sex life spicey! Remind her that Wednesday is “Hump-Day” and that means its ANAL TIME!

    Peace!

    #14 | Comment by MacDaddy — July 26, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

  15. Congratz to you Justin.

    #15 | Comment by Xan — July 26, 2007 @ 1:23 pm

  16. can you show us your wife’s boobies ?

    #16 | Comment by as — July 26, 2007 @ 1:25 pm

  17. OoOoOoOo YeAh, congrats Justin.

    #17 | Comment by abhijeet1in — July 26, 2007 @ 1:34 pm

  18. That’s nice and all.

    BUT

    can’t wait for hi-res pics from this

    http://www.fhm.com/images/media/56065_7_01.jpg

    #18 | Comment by Tim — July 26, 2007 @ 1:54 pm

  19. #18…holy mother of GOD!!

    oh and yea…congrats dude. enjoy it while it lasts…

    #19 | Comment by iamthedevil60 — July 26, 2007 @ 1:58 pm

  20. Congratulation man!

    Who would have thought a couple of years ago you would get married?

    I see hope for all the pervs in this world to find a special someone!

    #20 | Comment by Jamdez — July 26, 2007 @ 2:04 pm

  21. Congrats man, and I think head for the Maldives.

    #21 | Comment by Kewtr — July 26, 2007 @ 2:10 pm

  22. honeymoon in the comfort of your bedroom … sextape for all!

    #22 | Comment by DoctorOfStyle — July 26, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

  23. gratz!!! Aruba & Curacao are beautiful year round.

    #23 | Comment by idl3mind — July 26, 2007 @ 2:11 pm

  24. Congratulations!

    No you can only ever fuck one woman for the rest of your life.

    :thumbs up:

    #24 | Comment by gulliver — July 26, 2007 @ 2:16 pm

  25. *Now* even..

    whatever…

    big tits on an ostrich.

    #25 | Comment by gulliver — July 26, 2007 @ 2:17 pm

  26. Wait… I thought Justin was gay? He’s not pulling a Travolta is he?
    j/k Justin, congrats and condolences. I’ll give you the precious advice that’s been handed down in my family right before any of us get married. “Don’t do it! Run! Run! Run and Hide like your life depends on it!”

    #26 | Comment by SpankMonkey — July 26, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

  27. Congratulations and good luck!

    #27 | Comment by Mike — July 26, 2007 @ 2:20 pm

  28. Check out Sri Lanka. Use caution though. When the tide recedes, don’t go racing out into the sea like a retard chasing his shadow to pick up all the fish that are flopping around. Get the fuck out of there and head for high ground cause the waves a coming.

    I agree with #16. Post her boobies so we can prepare her for you with a good ol’ fashioned gang fapping.

    #28 | Comment by spliff — July 26, 2007 @ 2:30 pm

  29. i would say congrats but you did say it is tomorrow so take my advise an leave the country tonight, while you’ve still got time !!!!!

    GO,GO,GO

    only kidding have a good wedding, mo chara

    #29 | Comment by stevie — July 26, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  30. Congrats, Justin, have a good time!

    #30 | Comment by Jmo — July 26, 2007 @ 2:48 pm

  31. Remind her justin that Wednesday is “Hump-Day” and that means its ANAL TIME!

    Justin already knows that on Wednesdays he has to bend over and put out.

    #31 | Comment by peepee — July 26, 2007 @ 2:49 pm

  32. You should go to the Caribbeans, Bahamas or Los Roques off Venezuela. All are great places for honeymoons.

    #32 | Comment by Flybird — July 26, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

  33. So who is the Mr. and Mrs. going to be ? BTW getting married won’t stop making you a pedo. Wear the Lindsay shawl and teh pink wig. Congratulations and dont forget to fap for great justice!

    *fap*

    P.S. Dont forget the dangers about penis breakage

    *fap* *fap*

    #33 | Comment by DUDEMASTER — July 26, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

  34. Game Over

    #34 | Comment by spliff — July 26, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

  35. A 1000 congrats to you and your new misses have a great day and a great future together.

    #35 | Comment by Sliy — July 26, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

  36. Congrats, Dude. Be sure to take a picture tomorrow, because that chick you’ve been dating is not the one you’re going to be married to in 5 years. Trust me. Also, you’ll be having to shut the site down soon because your penis is supposed to only react to one woman starting tomorrow – so thanks in advance, it was fun while it lasted. I went on my honeymoon to Ireland it was a blast – we hung out in pubs all night and sat around outside of pubs looking at the most gorgeous scenery in the world all day. Disney World is a blast too – especially in December.

    #36 | Comment by Upchuck — July 26, 2007 @ 3:18 pm

  37. Congratulations, man.

    #37 | Comment by CoachDante — July 26, 2007 @ 3:32 pm

  38. Congratulations!!!

    So, is the bridal registry with Electronic Boutique or the guy on the street in Singapore that sells the pirated XBox 360 games and Titanic DVD’s?

    #38 | Comment by Smiley — July 26, 2007 @ 3:51 pm

  39. Depends what type of place you want to honeymoon.
    You know, there are the typical tourist traps (Hawaii, etc)
    A lot of those islands are probably somewhat crowded this time of year… Japan?
    Hot springs in Japan are pretty cool, except it’s fucking hot in Japan right now. Maybe the scenic and historical Kyoto?

    #39 | Comment by Macungah — July 26, 2007 @ 3:52 pm

  40. rofl to #38 and congrats to justin

    #40 | Comment by Evestay — July 26, 2007 @ 4:37 pm

  41. Couples Swept Away in Negril, Jamaica – awesome all-inclusive. Beautiful beach, great food, great rum-based booze 24-7, snorkling, diving, massages, and no fucking tipping or paying for shit; it rules. DO IT.

    #41 | Comment by Fred — July 26, 2007 @ 4:43 pm

  42. If you go to Maui, go to South Maui, not Lahaina.

    I recommend Bora Bora, Tahiti or St. John.

    #42 | Comment by El Payo — July 26, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

  43. Congrats,
    I wish you happiness, prosperity, and many hot daughters so that you can feel the paranoia and fear that people like you inspire 😉

    Also, not to be constantly bragging about australia but… yeah, come to Australia 🙂

    #43 | Comment by MIK — July 26, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

  44. Congrats,

    Try New Zealand It’s really beautifull and peacefull and loads of forest and mountains for that convenient accident that may occur.

    #44 | Comment by Nugscree — July 26, 2007 @ 5:35 pm

  45. Congratulations!

    I could bore you with another honeymoon tip, but some really great places have already been listed. I say, go to ALL of them and report back with your findings!

    #45 | Comment by Bender — July 26, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

  46. No congrats here. You’re walking into your own purgatory here.

    #46 | Comment by jcdenton — July 26, 2007 @ 5:39 pm

  47. marriage isn’t a word it is a sentence

    hard luck/good luck

    #47 | Comment by mo-boobies — July 26, 2007 @ 6:12 pm

  48. Congratulations, Justin. I really haven’t said it so matter of factly, before. I’m happy for you man. Enjoy yourself.

    #48 | Comment by smash — July 26, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

  49. dumb ass

    #49 | Comment by slicc — July 26, 2007 @ 6:57 pm

  50. You do realize that this site will be exhibit A in your divorce proceedings, don’t you?

    Anyway, go to Rarotonga. It’s like how Hawaii was sixty years ago, before it became overrun by tourists and retirees.

    #50 | Comment by The Pope — July 26, 2007 @ 7:01 pm

  51. Congrats Dude

    #51 | Comment by A-Dog — July 26, 2007 @ 9:21 pm

  52. Congratulations,

    Which mail-order service did you use?

    Seriously though, congratulations.

    #52 | Comment by Grammaton_Cleric — July 26, 2007 @ 9:50 pm

  53. congrats, dude. Have fun, marriage looks like lots of fun 😉

    #53 | Comment by vhw — July 26, 2007 @ 10:06 pm

  54. Congrats!

    #54 | Comment by OM — July 26, 2007 @ 10:14 pm

  55. Congrabulations.

    honeymoon sex tape FTW

    #55 | Comment by d00d — July 26, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

  56. Fuck, now I have to get all personal and shit to make a genuine comment.

    Congratulations for the 56th time. I have been happily married for 5 years, the usual marriage clichés don’t apply, your fine. I think you have been engaged for some time, no? At least you didn’t anally fist fuck her at a disco, knock her up and flee to the Malaysian equivalent to Vegas.

    But three questions…

    Does she REALLY see this site?
    Is she REALLY (ohhh please, tell me yes) 12?
    Your taking her last name aren’t you?

    #56 | Comment by filthyfish — July 26, 2007 @ 10:43 pm

  57. So how old is she?

    Tasmania (Australia) has a lot of different scenery & stuff. And nice people.

    #57 | Comment by tool — July 26, 2007 @ 11:12 pm

  58. Holy shit! Umm… congrats? Be sure to post up some pix when you come back! (sex tapes are a plus 😉

    #58 | Comment by Kaka — July 26, 2007 @ 11:16 pm

  59. Congrats! I have heard nothing but good things about Tahiti for honeymoons. Private huts on stilts!
    But with all the flooding going on lately, you might want to head for higher ground…

    #59 | Comment by xxcanuckxx — July 26, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

  60. .. And come to Canada! Vancouver, to be specific. December in Vancouver is made for lovers(and honeymooners like yourselves)! Skiing, snowshoeing, outdoor winter hiking, winter sleigh rides and the best exotic dancers and swinging couples clubs this side of the world.

    Make sure to bring the pink wig and that jizz encrusted Lohan shawl.

    #60 | Comment by Smiley — July 27, 2007 @ 12:00 am

  61. Congratulations to you, Justin!

    The most beautiful place I have been in my travels is Switzerland. Zurich is a really cool city, and Interlaken is a nice contrast, an ultra-scenic skiing village in the mountains. Absolutely gorgeous. I went to Venice on the same trip and it was another favorite locale, and with the romantic association it might be considered.

    #61 | Comment by Jeff — July 27, 2007 @ 12:37 am

  62. I’ve probably known you longer than any of these yahoos, and with the utmost sincerity in my heart, congratulations old friend!

    If you guys ever make it to Michigan, i’d love to meet the lucky lady! You two have fun, enjoy your honeymoon (wherever you go) and try to keep in touch!

    #62 | Comment by Jeeber — July 27, 2007 @ 12:46 am

  63. I STRONGLY recommend Florence, Italy. Seriously…the food is good, the wine is good, and the sights are amazing. Plus, there’s some really great sales this time a year. Congrats again!!!

    #63 | Comment by Michael — July 27, 2007 @ 12:47 am

  64. The old Justin I’ve come to know since before Spidey #1 would be setting this up as one of his infamous sudden hoaxes, though nary a mention of this possibility in the numerous posts to date.

    I suppose I’ll just have to wait and see, but methinks he is crafty enough to continue the ruse even if it is untrue.

    I guess video footage showing great throngs of people, with closups of the bride and groom, without cuts in the action, and posted immediately after, could prove convincing.

    Either way, good luck!

    #64 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — July 27, 2007 @ 1:06 am

  65. Congratulations Justin!

    Honeymoon?… Bangkok, where else?
    http://www.sawatdee-gay-thailand.com

    #65 | Comment by sukebe — July 27, 2007 @ 1:30 am

  66. Congratulations
    I will tell you the most exquisite secret in Mexico Maroma Beach 30 miles south of Cancun
    believe me my friend ITS HEAVEN ON EARTH
    here its the web site
    http://www.maromahotel.com/web/ocan/ocan_a2a_home.jsp

    #66 | Comment by Flop34 — July 27, 2007 @ 2:26 am

  67. I won’t believe it until Justin posts a leaked video of the honeymoon night.

    It’s the right thing to do. After all the celebrities have given to the site, it’s about time Justin repaid them in kind.

    Naked photos of his “wife” would also work I suppose.

    #67 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — July 27, 2007 @ 3:38 am

  68. Hooray for your right hand! I’m so happy for you both.

    In other news, I’m marrying AngelBaby, and I have a vagina.
    It’s the only way she’d say “yes”. Trust me.

    #68 | Comment by dex — July 27, 2007 @ 5:31 am

  69. Are you gonna fap on your honeymoon?

    #69 | Comment by mickolodeon — July 27, 2007 @ 6:03 am

  70. Congrats, did congress finally allow that legislation to pass? Oh wait, you don’t live in USantiGAY. Ah well, cheers mate. Btw speaking of pedos, I get to do my rounds in pediatrics department today, maybe I’ll start drinking early…! Inappropriate touching ftl, or ftw in some cases for a few ppl on this site.

    #70 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — July 27, 2007 @ 6:24 am

  71. Congrats man, have a great time.

    #71 | Comment by thiessen — July 27, 2007 @ 7:29 am

  72. wildwood, new jersey. do it up.

    #72 | Comment by wilderness — July 27, 2007 @ 8:41 am

  73. congrats ^^

    i suggest u for honeymoon any place on the east coast of Italy…i live there, and is so beautiful 😛

    #73 | Comment by Menosis — July 27, 2007 @ 9:11 am

  74. Congratulations, Justin. Hope yours works out better than mine.

    #74 | Comment by Violent Acres — July 27, 2007 @ 10:30 am

  75. Congrats to you both!

    #75 | Comment by dead monkey — July 27, 2007 @ 10:51 am

  76. first fatty harry knowles, now justin…
    this means girls are lowering their standards!

    hey – you’re alright, how bout a big hand for the couple!
    footage of wedding night zomgbbqftw.

    #76 | Comment by alivemonkey — July 27, 2007 @ 11:58 am

  77. Clearly your future wife hasn’t gone back far enough into this site’s archives :p

    Anyway, congratulations!

    #77 | Comment by JVC — July 27, 2007 @ 12:00 pm

  78. btw if fat harry can get a wife, i should be having threesomes with the shuh-bear, natalie portman and angelina jolie.

    #78 | Comment by alivemonkey — July 27, 2007 @ 12:02 pm

  79. foursomes..
    shit.

    #79 | Comment by alivemonkey — July 27, 2007 @ 12:04 pm

  80. The quick number of positive (mostly) comments shows what a community (albeit a sick and twisted one) that this site is.

    Congratulations!

    #80 | Comment by Ted — July 27, 2007 @ 2:55 pm

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  82. fuck your wedding, HAYDEN in friggin FHM
    Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

    nah im joking, congrats. is angelbaby invited?

    #82 | Comment by sole1 — July 27, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

  83. Congrats!

    #83 | Comment by devnull — July 27, 2007 @ 4:52 pm

  84. i just fapped in advance of the honeymoon tape that i will be scouring photobucket for…

    …for great justice

    #84 | Comment by filthyfish — July 27, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

  85. congrats

    #85 | Comment by ninja — July 27, 2007 @ 7:14 pm

  86. Wow, so you heading to canada? Cause that is the only place I know of that dudes can get married.

    Congrats, you will make him an excellent wife.

    #86 | Comment by stucco — July 27, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

  87. Hi there, Justin – and all of you FUBARs.
    ‘Ts a rather bizarre (for sake of timing) opportunity to make both my introduction and congratulate Mr. J on his&her new life! Who would ever have thought? Justin & Eternal Bliss? I wish you 2 all the best this world may offer, since this site provided me with fresh flesh throughout these years – ScarJo, LiLo and Hayden (in order of my personal ranking).
    Angelbaby has proven to be a rather worthy epigone. Congrats to her!
    Anyway, Justin, please DO stay with us and don’t delve into matrimonial oblivion! There’s still something “out there” beyond taking the garbage out, going to the grocery’s and making babys. Which means making OUR LIFE WORTHWHILE. Now isn’t that something, shedding some light into our everlasting quest for feminine curves? Enlighten “The Nerd’s Dungeon of Lubricants & Kleenex” with some worthy (typo: object) -> SUBJECT of desire? Really appreciate the inner values of women? I believe, that that’s what you fought for all along 🙂

    Happy Wedding!

    Thank you and regards,

    Moritz
    (Dresden, Germany)

    #87 | Comment by Moritz — July 27, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

  88. Hey, what happened to AngelBaby’s post following this?

    #88 | Comment by MIK — July 28, 2007 @ 4:16 am

  89. You best treat him right *sniffles*

    p.s. Congrats J-man

    #89 | Comment by efilflah — July 28, 2007 @ 6:54 am

  90. Congrats dude

    #90 | Comment by Caspa — July 28, 2007 @ 7:45 am

  91. What’s his name.

    just joking, congrats and all the best.

    p.s. go to hawaii. people who go to hawaii have marriages that last longer, its a proven fact. or its made up. either way, its nice

    #91 | Comment by john — July 28, 2007 @ 11:31 am

  92. In other news: After taking notes on Britney Spears’ how-to-f***-up-your-life lessons, it’s rumored 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers. (AP Images)

    According to a report in The Post Chronicle, the National Enquirer is reportedly alleging that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, the rumor coming just weeks after the younger Spears moved in with her 19-year-old boyfriend.

    hats off to that 19 year old thats been hitting it since she was 14!

    #92 | Comment by Dave Mustaine — July 28, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

  93. Wasn’t there another post after this? It had official photos from the wedding ^_^

    #93 | Comment by sketch — July 28, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  94. Congratulations! I’d recommend New Orleans for honeymooning. That’s where the Venomous Hubby & I went… not that we remember much of it, between the many years that have passed and the number of brain cells we killed off.

    #94 | Comment by The Queen of Snark — July 28, 2007 @ 5:51 pm

  95. 93. It had AB’s imagination of what Justin’s wedding will look like, and yeah I asked the same thing!

    #95 | Comment by MIK — July 28, 2007 @ 5:55 pm

  96. Grats Justin.

    So who is it? Libby H? Amanda Bynes? That guy that tried to sell you penis or sumpin?

    Bahamas man….can’t beat it.

    #96 | Comment by Alias — July 28, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

  97. I put my money on that whoever it was that emailed him pretending to be Avril Lavigne.

    #97 | Comment by sketch — July 29, 2007 @ 12:13 am

  98. *the previous post may have included excessive use of the word ‘that’

    #98 | Comment by sketch — July 29, 2007 @ 12:14 am

  99. here’s my wedding gift to you!

    http://theblemish.com/2007/07/kristen-bell-is-a-lovely-example/

    #99 | Comment by Xan — July 29, 2007 @ 12:55 am

  100. not to spam, but i feel like I’m losing a brother.

    a brother in the conquest for hot teen ass.

    visiting this site everyday is like hiding a folder or porn. everyone wants what’s in it, but no one wants to show it.

    should this site go way, i will retire to an island and realize my penultimate dream. having my head transplanted onto the back end of a Siberian yak.

    #100 | Comment by tehpunk — July 29, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  101. We interupt this program …

    watch me!

    I now return you to your regular Justin ass-kissing.

    #101 | Comment by smash — July 29, 2007 @ 3:48 am

  102. Go Justin and Justinette. May she kick your arse daily and remind your our place in society.

    #102 | Comment by ruprecht jones — July 29, 2007 @ 5:32 am

  103. Did anyone actually find out if Justin married a girl?

    #103 | Comment by smash — July 29, 2007 @ 7:52 am

  104. I dont really think ur wife got what anyone could call Great Justice… Oh well
    Congrats & live Fappily ever after
    Cabo san Lucas

    #104 | Comment by Charlioso — July 29, 2007 @ 9:25 am

  105. Congratulations on getting married Justin. I hope you and Susan will be happy.

    St Barts is nice this time of year.

    #105 | Comment by 0crabby0 — July 29, 2007 @ 3:57 pm

  106. damn man, congrats, i dunno y, but i feel madd jeolous

    #106 | Comment by Jon — July 29, 2007 @ 4:03 pm

  107. Aruba + All inclusive package = best honeymoon ever

    #107 | Comment by LoomisV — July 29, 2007 @ 6:05 pm

  108. This post needs more JoJo…..

    someone had to say it

    #108 | Comment by sketch — July 29, 2007 @ 6:27 pm

  109. i’ve been reading this site since the badinagoodway/goodinabadway days – since you were like, what, 16 in michigan? – and though all i’ve done is share in your perviness and pedophiliac tendencies i feel like i’ve known you a very long time. congratulations, sir.

    #109 | Comment by Viman Salt — July 29, 2007 @ 7:03 pm

  110. Takin’ the vows bro!? Congrats.

    #110 | Comment by Flagheimer — July 30, 2007 @ 12:39 am

  111. Congrates on your wedding. I am getting married on March 28th 2008, and as a honeymoon, the woman and I are going to Paris, Switzerland (just to see the HR Giger museum) then off to Italy. You need a few weeks at least for this trip. You can try that or just go to DisneyWorld.

    #111 | Comment by dreamrazor — July 30, 2007 @ 11:19 am

  112. cONGRATS.. I suggest a cruise, because you have to do so little planning. The last thing you’re gonna want to do is make a bunch of arrangements.

    #112 | Comment by Godard — July 30, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

  113. I guess it will be in Alabama to marry your 16 y.o. cousin.

    #113 | Comment by Jim — July 30, 2007 @ 8:48 pm

  114. Well… whatever. Congratulations and welcome to the minority. People shacking up > married people in the USA.

    #114 | Comment by Charlie — July 30, 2007 @ 10:10 pm

  115. Maldives.. the best place on earth.

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=maldives

    ATB..

    #115 | Comment by classyfied — July 31, 2007 @ 11:33 am

  116. All the best, man 🙂

    #116 | Comment by chipsilver — July 31, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

  117. Justin’s married…does this mean Angelbaby’s next?

    *licks his hand and slicks down his hair and produces a ratty-looking daisy*

    #117 | Comment by ThePenisThatAteNYC — August 1, 2007 @ 2:40 am

  118. What can top Vegas baby – Vegas – I’m a local and for someone who talks about tits and ass all day – nothing can top the ladies in Sin City

    #118 | Comment by Digga — August 1, 2007 @ 8:26 am

  119. Wow Justin got his wedding pictures up fast

    #119 | Comment by 0crabby0 — August 1, 2007 @ 12:39 pm

  120. update….

    #120 | Comment by Sampson — August 1, 2007 @ 1:31 pm

  121. when are you gonna post some of the wedding pics, so we can jack to your new wife??

    #121 | Comment by Pervy Pete — August 2, 2007 @ 11:18 am

  122. I know I’m late to the game here, but I heartily congratulate you Justing & your betrothed. I wouldn’t be the first one to make a Chobot, Hayden, or pink wig reference so I’ll refrain from doing so. Best of luck my good man.

    #122 | Comment by doubledumbassonyou — August 2, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

  123. (congrats you poor bastard)

    #123 | Comment by RobertBruce — August 3, 2007 @ 6:15 pm

  124. Congrats on finally finding a girl who will let you have sex with her!
    I hope youre uber happy!

    #124 | Comment by Clare — August 3, 2007 @ 6:24 pm

  125. *Jumps on the bandwagon*
    Hopefully you are still on your honeymoon getting sexxors.

    #125 | Comment by ~vjay~ — August 5, 2007 @ 5:06 am

  126. ahem, still waiting on those honeymoon photos …

    #126 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 5, 2007 @ 7:21 pm

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