WOW. Paris looks fucking HOT in this spread for German GQ.
Shame i can’t read German but hey, since it’s Euro GQ, we get to see NIPPLE!
Time to re-fap to her sex tape.
PARIS HILTON
dont link this
WAUGH!
WOW. Paris looks fucking HOT in this spread for German GQ.
Shame i can’t read German but hey, since it’s Euro GQ, we get to see NIPPLE!
Time to re-fap to her sex tape.
Nip in pic 3. Not bad.
#1 | Comment by Just likes boys — August 26, 2007 @ 12:16 am
She looks fucking banging in these shots.
#2 | Comment by sodapopinski — August 26, 2007 @ 12:22 am
She always looks completely hot to me. I want to hate her, I don’t really like blondes, but man I love her body. Dammit.
#3 | Comment by Kewtr — August 26, 2007 @ 1:01 am
^ I tend to agree but was never too fond of her face.
Do like the B&W pic where she’s standing
#4 | Comment by Fubarvet2 — August 26, 2007 @ 1:56 am
dang, that B/W standing is nice….real nice…
#5 | Comment by Xan — August 26, 2007 @ 3:12 am
When the hell did she stop looking like an etheopian and get an ass like that? Starting to get to the point where I might do her now. If I could gag her and cover her nose of course. Nice pics though, masterfully lit / photoshopped
#6 | Comment by thiessen — August 26, 2007 @ 6:19 am
i will look if i do a translation for you 😉
but its a long, long text ^^
perhaps ill shorten it?
#7 | Comment by Holger — August 26, 2007 @ 8:01 am
She looks great here, and the nip is a nice bonus. But them saggy yeller bloomers just don’t suit her.
In related news, I think this caricature of her face is pretty damn funny. I hope the site will allow this image to be linked.
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/06/phsuptank_2.jpg
#8 | Comment by FapTastic — August 26, 2007 @ 8:25 am
Nice yellow diaper, whore
#9 | Comment by johnny5 — August 26, 2007 @ 8:26 am
JFC, this is gross. Anyone who faps to this skank is either 1) gay, 2) a tranny lover, 2) as vapid and gross as thhis stupid bitch is. True story: Buddy of mine works in LA in the biz and he was at a party a year ago and paris blew him for two lines of coke. Such a skank.
#10 | Comment by Osama bin Laden — August 26, 2007 @ 9:32 am
^^^ Doubtful.
#11 | Comment by D-Man — August 26, 2007 @ 12:13 pm
That’s hot.
#12 | Comment by Paris Hilton — August 26, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
I´d hit it…
…in the face with a chair
#13 | Comment by Leo — August 26, 2007 @ 5:51 pm
Who let a filthy ex-convict on the site?
#14 | Comment by milenko — August 26, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
#10 You say that like it’s a bad thing.
#15 | Comment by d00d — August 26, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
#10 – I believe it.
My sources tell me that her box is a herpes-infected pit of nastiness.
#16 | Comment by Carl Monday — August 26, 2007 @ 9:14 pm
^^^
That’s ok, friend. There are several prescription antiviral medications for controlling herpes outbreaks, including aciclovir (Zovirax), valaciclovir (Valtrex), famciclovir (Famvir), and penciclovir.
#17 | Comment by Dr Phil mmkay? — August 26, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
She’s fucking hot. I don’t care what you queers think. I would fuck her like no ones business. I would love some of that pretty young thang….PYT….I had to Throw an MJ reference somewhere!
#18 | Comment by thetacokid — August 27, 2007 @ 1:38 am
“I wouldn’t waste a good chair on that….. I’d throw rusty knives from a distance…”
#19 | Comment by Ryu — August 27, 2007 @ 1:48 am
‘eh,,,,no thanks! I’d take Nikki instead. Paris has just become a huge cum dumpster!
#20 | Comment by MacDaddy — August 27, 2007 @ 8:23 am
the only good photos of Paris are naked photos of Paris.
Anything else is just wasting her only talent.
#21 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — August 27, 2007 @ 11:25 am
love paris..
#22 | Comment by yawn — August 27, 2007 @ 12:46 pm
I wouldn’t touch her disease ridden cooch, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fap to her hot body. Mmmmm.
#23 | Comment by Kito — August 29, 2007 @ 1:30 am
Ok you wanna fap to Paris?
Then you have to check out this photo of her.
well i will just say jello is involved 😉
Warning: Clicking Here Will ResultIn Non-Stop Fappin Of Your Tool !#24 | Comment by ParisHiltonPlaysInJello — August 29, 2007 @ 4:02 am
Going on ONLY looks, not her “reputation”… she’s got a nice body. Her droopy eye would probably bother me a bit, though, but if she were completely silent and obedient, I’d stick her.
However, that being said… everything else about her, from her voice to her mannerisms to her personality to her reckless abandon and lack of conscience to her snooty, better-than-you demeanor to her fucking Salvador Dali face to her “I must have attention” mindset, makes me want to bludgeon her with a baseball bat until there’s nothing left but bone fragments and bloody goop. She’s an absolute waste of carbon.
#25 | Comment by Duffman — August 29, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
I have never, nor will I ever, see the appeal of this scanky ugly whore…
#26 | Comment by thefilthelement — August 29, 2007 @ 9:13 pm