My personal number two Jew next to Natalie Portman.
FACT: There may be a serial Jew fucker posting around in the comments.
(e.g “…I like to fuck Jews,” “Jewish girls brings out the Fuhrer in me,” “Once I complete my personal Jihad against the infidels, my afterlife would comprise entirely of teen actresses mentioned throughout these posts.”)
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First? 🙂
Oh, and I’d totally hit it. That Jew-fucker said Ashley Tisdale was jewish? I know nothing about what does and does not make a jew, but by going by those two examples only, I’d say Jewish women = hot.
#1 | Comment by thiessen — September 13, 2007 @ 10:46 pm
Is she still alive?
#2 | Comment by The Pope — September 13, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
wtf jewfucker?
#3 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 13, 2007 @ 10:48 pm
Religist. Or racist. Whatever.
#4 | Comment by El Payo — September 13, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
Yep, Jewish women are definitely hot.
#5 | Comment by wooly — September 13, 2007 @ 10:54 pm
win!
#6 | Comment by Kreuk — September 13, 2007 @ 11:00 pm
i fucking hate Israel, but she’s hot, so id like hate rape her or whatever.
#7 | Comment by Xan — September 13, 2007 @ 11:08 pm
DO WANT
#8 | Comment by person — September 13, 2007 @ 11:11 pm
hey look an upskirt panty peek
#9 | Comment by person — September 13, 2007 @ 11:12 pm
#7 – no, no, no…ur doing it wrong. you should say:
I’D HIT IT LIKE HITLER HIT POLAND.
#10 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 13, 2007 @ 11:13 pm
#7- Go suck Hitler’s dick in hell.
#11 | Comment by The Rabbi — September 13, 2007 @ 11:46 pm
Special video for that mentioned poster: hot women in the IDF http://patdollard.com/2007/09/05/videoonly-lingerie-would-be-better/
#12 | Comment by Evestay — September 13, 2007 @ 11:54 pm
Virginal white cotton panties FTW.
#13 | Comment by THEO — September 14, 2007 @ 12:04 am
Amanda Bynes is half-Jewish.
http://www.juf.org/tweens/celebrity.aspx?id=10790
Enough to make you want to get circumcised, doesn’t it?
#14 | Comment by The Rabbi — September 14, 2007 @ 12:12 am
Jewish women FTW, not that I’d know one if I saw one.
#15 | Comment by Kewtr — September 14, 2007 @ 12:37 am
there is some friggin hot chicks in the Israeli army.
They could roleplay with me, my dick is a palestinian and their pussy is an incendiary device.
*drools*
#16 | Comment by Asmerith — September 14, 2007 @ 12:38 am
Half Jewish? I thought if yo mama was Jewish, then you were Jewish.
#17 | Comment by tool — September 14, 2007 @ 1:53 am
ScarJo is a Jew, so I think she’d have to be #1 on the list.
#18 | Comment by Nobody — September 14, 2007 @ 2:55 am
A lot of Hollywood is Jewish. A lot of keeping the jobs within a group (the Temple, for example). Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and David Geffen (SKG founders), Babs Streisand, and a lot more of POWERFUL folks.
Did you know – all Israeli students go into the military? Everyone except those mentally handicapped. Physically handicapped might have a desk job. For 3 years, right after highschool – you are in the military. Good reason just about any one of them knows how to use an Uzi, huh?
#19 | Comment by Webpager — September 14, 2007 @ 3:39 am
Oh, yeah – Emmy – mmmmm…. Just like Homer Simpson stated….
From the time I saw her in Phantom, I knew I’d hit it.
#20 | Comment by Webpager — September 14, 2007 @ 3:42 am
Ha, so does this make me psuedofamous? for being psuedoracist? There is no crime in loving God’s chosen.
btw, there’s nothing quite like a woman who looks like Natalie Portman, has a body like Angelina Jolie, and smells like Rambo. (girls with guns = hawt)
By the way, is this post to coincide with the end of Rosh Hashanah?
Can’t wait for what Justin’s got in store for Yom Kippur. God knows how much atonement he’s got. ;p
^19, actually you are excluded if you claim religious too, (joining temple).
#21 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 14, 2007 @ 6:27 am
oh, 3rd btw,
Natalie Portman>>Scarjo,
Portman graduated from Harvard, wrote a scientific paper, speaks 3 languages, and has an Erdős–Bacon number. HOT.
#22 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 14, 2007 @ 6:36 am
jewomen pwnz teh sheet
#23 | Comment by CuteKnut — September 14, 2007 @ 10:02 am
Attracitive, plus nice white Panties!
But……WHO IS SHE? I never heard of her
#24 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 14, 2007 @ 10:07 am
I love Jewish gals and have a thing for them.
I blame Rachel and Sarah in middle school for that, not that that was a problem. I have had a great deal of fun with Jewish gals.
Given the hot Israeli gals with guns and uniforms and the fact that you can kill goddamed fucking Arabs, who all need to be killed (well at least the Muslims), I thought about joining up with the IDF.
#25 | Comment by Louie — September 14, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
ScarJo, Natalie Portman, Sarah Silverman and that girl from Weeds Meital Dohan, Mayim Bialik, Selma Blair, Amanda Bynes, Brooke Burke, Jennifer Connelly, Soleil Moon Frye (for nostalgic reasons), Mila Kunis, Amanda Peet, Nikki Reed, Evan Rachael Wood, jamie-Lynn Sigler and the girl who lived across the street from me when I was growing up would score higher for me.
#26 | Comment by Tim — September 14, 2007 @ 2:03 pm
Oh good God that is the hottest shit I’ve ever seen, thank you for that link.
#27 | Comment by mayhem — September 14, 2007 @ 2:06 pm
#19 It’s not that uncommon… In my country, Sweden, there have been a law since 1901 that says that all men between 18 and 47 years of age have to be trained and ready to fight… Not that our defense budget can pay for it (In reality only 15% is ready at any given time.), but it’s the law. And if you don’t comply you will face a prison sentence.
Of course you have to put it in perspective. There is a good reason the law isn’t fully implemented, the last time we were at war was in 1814.
#28 | Comment by Cane — September 14, 2007 @ 2:40 pm
^^^Gotta be prepared in case those bad-ass Norwegian motherfuckers get out of line.
Damn, I didn’t know there were that many hot Israeli girls. Hotter than Iranian chicks. (Yet another reason to nuke Tehran.)
#29 | Comment by Milhouse — September 14, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
Natalie Portman = 1
Period.
#30 | Comment by Tony — September 14, 2007 @ 5:16 pm
I want to fuck her. She is a so sexy girl! Sexy Tip! Huge Breast!
#31 | Comment by zhengjinlong — February 8, 2008 @ 5:45 am
^^^ Just one breast?
#32 | Comment by JRC — February 8, 2008 @ 5:58 am
Emmy Rossum is the hottest Jew on the planet.
#33 | Comment by Adam Duritz — July 16, 2010 @ 9:59 am