Michelle Trachtenberg
14 09 2007One of *my* favorite Jews attended Fashion Week in NYC recently. Michelle was hopping from one designer’s show to another, with her bff Lydia Hearst joined at the hip.
I don’t really know where teh Trachtenbabe rates on my Hawt Jewess list. She’s up against stiff competition when you consider that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are also Hebrew Hotties. I guess I’d put her in my Top 5 though…Happy New Year!




She’s got nothing on Natalie Portman!
First?
She was much hotter in “Harriet the Spy”. :P
SECOND-berg
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First!
teh Trachtenbabe has gotten better with the years. Looks good!
damn!
3rd-berg^^^
Love her. Much better than Rossum, and probably better than Portman since I hate her so much on a personal level. As if Star Wars wasn’t enough.
Scarlett is Jewish? Guess that explains why her nose sticks out further than her tits.
Do not want.
LOL@8
shes hotter tahn Bynes and Beil. and her role of buffy makes her even hotter.
She’s not unattractive; just doesn’t do much for me. Certainly not better than Portman, Bynes or Bell.
#8- I love Scarlett’s little Jewish boobies.
Little?
Bynes rules
needs more naked.
Totally agree with AB.
Her and her red headed friend are lovers in my mind.
Scarlett = Posin’ not Chosen according to FakeJew.com.
scarlett = way hot.. michelle = also way hot, natalie = nice fuck face, but not much else..
her red head friend is definitely hotter than her ;x
#16- Scarlett is Jewish by ethnicity, not by religion.
Who IS her red head friend?
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heiress Lydia Hearst
Damn, I should read the stuff around the pictures next time.
Her supreme paleness scares me. Possibly a ghost?
Her movie career is pretty uninspired, though I thought Euro-Trip was amusing. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a hard-R lesbo love flick with fellow member of the tribe, Sarah Michelle Gellar. The Pseudo-fake-Lesbian-Sister Incest angle would be pretty much undeniable.
Michelle Trachtenberg puts the “ew” in “jew”.
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You win, this thread’s over.
I just realized this, but she has some hairy arms…
I’d still hit it though.
I second #24 and want to add that hot red-head (Lydia Hearst) to the upcomming lesbo movie. Plus we need a psychedelic soundtrack!
One of my very favorite beauties of *any* background. She’s gorgeous.
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you have excellent taste, sir.