Michelle Trachtenberg

14 09 2007

One of *my* favorite Jews attended Fashion Week in NYC recently. Michelle was hopping from one designer’s show to another, with her bff Lydia Hearst joined at the hip.

I don’t really know where teh Trachtenbabe rates on my Hawt Jewess list. She’s up against stiff competition when you consider that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are also Hebrew Hotties. I guess I’d put her in my Top 5 though…Happy New Year!


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30 responses to “Michelle Trachtenberg”

    14 09 2007
  • 1.  Bender (16:44:33) :

    She’s got nothing on Natalie Portman!

    First?

  • 14 09 2007
  • 2.  THEO (16:46:40) :

    She was much hotter in “Harriet the Spy”. :P

  • 14 09 2007
  • 3.  MacDaddy (16:47:20) :

    SECOND-berg

    -has no comment on this post

  • 14 09 2007
  • 4.  GKH (16:47:36) :

    First!
    teh Trachtenbabe has gotten better with the years. Looks good!

  • 14 09 2007
  • 5.  GKH (16:48:05) :

    damn!

  • 14 09 2007
  • 6.  MacDaddy (16:48:21) :

    3rd-berg^^^

  • 14 09 2007
  • 7.  Kewtr (17:15:08) :

    Love her. Much better than Rossum, and probably better than Portman since I hate her so much on a personal level. As if Star Wars wasn’t enough.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 8.  Tony (17:20:35) :

    Scarlett is Jewish? Guess that explains why her nose sticks out further than her tits.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 9.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (17:42:28) :

    Do not want.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 10.  Xan (17:51:46) :

    LOL@8

    shes hotter tahn Bynes and Beil. and her role of buffy makes her even hotter.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 11.  Milhouse (18:12:34) :

    She’s not unattractive; just doesn’t do much for me. Certainly not better than Portman, Bynes or Bell.

    #8- I love Scarlett’s little Jewish boobies.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 12.  alberach (18:25:48) :

    Little?

  • 14 09 2007
  • 13.  Boo (20:36:19) :

    Bynes rules

  • 14 09 2007
  • 14.  DisconcertedGeorge (20:37:29) :

    needs more naked.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 15.  d00d (20:46:30) :

    Totally agree with AB.

    Her and her red headed friend are lovers in my mind.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 16.  .:DataWhat?:. (20:51:41) :

    Scarlett = Posin’ not Chosen according to FakeJew.com.

  • 14 09 2007
  • 17.  Garth2k (21:29:13) :

    scarlett = way hot.. michelle = also way hot, natalie = nice fuck face, but not much else..

  • 14 09 2007
  • 18.  Evestay (21:54:01) :

    her red head friend is definitely hotter than her ;x

  • 15 09 2007
  • 19.  Milhouse (01:06:56) :

    #16- Scarlett is Jewish by ethnicity, not by religion.

  • 15 09 2007
  • 20.  zomg (02:37:26) :

    Who IS her red head friend?

  • 15 09 2007
  • 21.  AngelBaby (02:51:27) :

    ^^^
    heiress Lydia Hearst

  • 15 09 2007
  • 22.  zomg (03:16:30) :

    Damn, I should read the stuff around the pictures next time.

  • 15 09 2007
  • 23.  Kito (06:01:38) :

    Her supreme paleness scares me. Possibly a ghost?

  • 15 09 2007
  • 24.  Upchuck (12:45:52) :

    Her movie career is pretty uninspired, though I thought Euro-Trip was amusing. I wouldn’t mind seeing her in a hard-R lesbo love flick with fellow member of the tribe, Sarah Michelle Gellar. The Pseudo-fake-Lesbian-Sister Incest angle would be pretty much undeniable.

  • 16 09 2007
  • 25.  The Deadly Superman (05:28:28) :

    Michelle Trachtenberg puts the “ew” in “jew”.

  • 16 09 2007
  • 26.  Tony (09:43:49) :

    ^^^

    You win, this thread’s over.

  • 17 09 2007
  • 27.  Mage (11:15:18) :

    I just realized this, but she has some hairy arms…

    I’d still hit it though.

  • 17 09 2007
  • 28.  mmmm (12:18:12) :

    I second #24 and want to add that hot red-head (Lydia Hearst) to the upcomming lesbo movie. Plus we need a psychedelic soundtrack!

  • 27 11 2007
  • 29.  Don (07:36:35) :

    One of my very favorite beauties of *any* background. She’s gorgeous.

  • 27 11 2007
  • 30.  AngelBaby (11:21:27) :

    ^^^
    you have excellent taste, sir.

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