So get this, i recently received an e-mail from a celebrity musician who’s a fan of the site and he’s been offering quite a few interesting little tidbits of information regarding some of the celebs that’ve been posted about here on this site.
Unfortunately, i’ve been sworn to secrecy and will not be revealing who this celebrity musician is, but i can share some of his insights!
Beginning with Amanda Bynes’ PUFFY NIPPLES.
And FYI: Amanda Bynes has MASSIVE puffy nipples. She’s not a prude, just embarrassed by her puffies. I know because my ex-gf was her costumer on her Nick show and used to see her nude all the time during wardrobe changes. Said Amanda’s a total sweetie – with alien-like puffy nipples. Fap city.
He goes on to say:
…I swear, I was told they are like looking into a frying pan at two sunny-side-up eggs cooking. Seriously.
I didn’t know whether to laugh or fap. I think I did both (lol).
Below are the pictures of Amanda’s puffies from this post which i made about two years ago.
MMMM PUFFIES…
First?!
#1 | Comment by JD — September 20, 2007 @ 9:28 am
I loves me some Amanda Bynes’ puffy nipples.
#2 | Comment by Milhouse — September 20, 2007 @ 9:34 am
of all my perversions and/or fetishes, puffies are the greatest turn on.
you could rip both of her arms off and i still want to slobber on this woman.
#3 | Comment by tehpunk — September 20, 2007 @ 9:36 am
they’re not as good as Trachtenberg’s puffies…
dear god, Bynes has a head like retarded man.
#4 | Comment by texas_burner — September 20, 2007 @ 9:42 am
in that case give me that big retarded man head.
gimme gimme.
#5 | Comment by tehpunk — September 20, 2007 @ 9:54 am
I agree with the retard comment. She looks like a man who had a sex change. I just don’t get the attraction with so many other hotties.
#6 | Comment by TheMan — September 20, 2007 @ 10:50 am
This is my second favorite puffy nipple pic set. This set actually made me a Bynes fan.
Number one is of 2004 Lohan wearing a black camisole/tanktop.
#7 | Comment by doppletwo — September 20, 2007 @ 11:24 am
used to think she was ugly…
can’t type now… too busy fapping.
#8 | Comment by Call-Me-Kenneth — September 20, 2007 @ 11:28 am
killer smile…puffy nipples….sexy long legs….my dream woman
#9 | Comment by hei kenneth — September 20, 2007 @ 11:33 am
wow. she was fugly two years ago, but with all the make up she cakes on now, it works for her. as for puffers, i never really gave it any thought. i guess they’re awesome cause they’re different.
i’ll say bynes is hot until she opens her mouth or tries to do comedy. she’s still -fap to me though.
#10 | Comment by Xan — September 20, 2007 @ 12:19 pm
I’m guessing the “celebrity musician” is from one of these emofag bands I’ve never heard of. You know — Fall Out Chemical Romance to Mars or whatever.
#11 | Comment by THEO — September 20, 2007 @ 12:37 pm
I am as much a puffy nipples fan as I am of Jewish girls! Hurray for sunny-side ups!
#12 | Comment by Dr. Phil mmkay? — September 20, 2007 @ 1:31 pm
i’ve always been a fan of the last pic in this gallery cuz of the cute pirate girl in the background.
ahoy matey!
#13 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 20, 2007 @ 1:36 pm
Great pics but my number one for puffy nipples is still Thandie Newton
#14 | Comment by CA — September 20, 2007 @ 2:43 pm
Holy shit!
I’m starting to think puffy nipples are my thing.
#15 | Comment by Mike — September 20, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
Puffies….that just shot Amanda up to the top of my list.
Whoops, I just shot something else too…
#16 | Comment by Milky White Residue — September 20, 2007 @ 3:54 pm
My favorite post of all time
#17 | Comment by cory — September 20, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
We must all state to Amanda that puffy nipples are a gift from God and that they are a sign of true beauty and uniqueness and they should be revealed for all the world to see their remarkable beauty.
#18 | Comment by Louie — September 20, 2007 @ 4:43 pm
I think these are fakes, you can practically see the colour of her nipples,
#19 | Comment by Tom Foolery — September 20, 2007 @ 5:50 pm
…Didn’t like her before, and still don’t like her; puffy nipples or not.
Not to say I wouldn’t “Hit it” if the occasion would present itself, it’s just that she’s just not attractive enough for my spank bank.
#20 | Comment by MacDaddy — September 20, 2007 @ 5:58 pm
First time I’ve ever gotten an erection looking at Amanda Bynes pics. I thought you should all know that.
Puffy nips = awesome
#21 | Comment by Tony — September 20, 2007 @ 6:08 pm
Are they like Rachel Ray puffy?
#22 | Comment by The Pope — September 20, 2007 @ 6:09 pm
my ex gf had puffies. they were funny… but now i miss them and every time i see puffies i miss her….oh puffies
#23 | Comment by jason — September 20, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
#13
pirate boots are hot. More women should dress like pirates.
#24 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — September 20, 2007 @ 6:48 pm
Hahahahah oh my fuck I fuckin lol’d.
#25 | Comment by Skarasta — September 20, 2007 @ 7:12 pm
Puffy nipples??
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UUzlj85RFJs
Can it be front page tiem now plz? 🙂 🙂 🙂
#26 | Comment by Skarasta — September 20, 2007 @ 7:25 pm
^^^
UR DOING IT WRONG
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e0IX7F05llw
#27 | Comment by AngelBaby — September 20, 2007 @ 7:54 pm
^^^
NO U
#28 | Comment by Skarasta — September 20, 2007 @ 8:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvB4ISd5bsg
There last one I swear.
#29 | Comment by Skarasta — September 20, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
This musician used to discuss Amanda Bynes’ puffy nipples with her gf, (or the other way) :o, why?
#30 | Comment by abhijeet1in — September 20, 2007 @ 8:57 pm
amanda on jay leno.
http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2007/09/20/jay-leno-is-a-horny-bastard-amanda-bynes-edition/
#31 | Comment by sfda — September 20, 2007 @ 10:12 pm
looks like she should be lactating with those udders.
but if she’s so embarrassed about the puffies, why not have them surgically reduced? it would seriously take about 20 minutes. (not that i’m in favor of this by any means. . .)
#32 | Comment by zilch — September 20, 2007 @ 10:19 pm
#19- No, my friend, these puffies are the real deal. I’ve seen outlines of them on other outfits she’s worn.
I want to do really naughty things w/ this girl.
I’m going to write to the Great Pumpkin this Halloween and ask for a night w/ Amanda. I’ve been good this year.
#33 | Comment by Milhouse — September 21, 2007 @ 12:08 am
I know who the Celebrity Musician tipster is: it’s Sean Combs, aka Diddy, aka PUFFY!
It’s so obvious!! Or it could be JoJo… Too Much Love!
#34 | Comment by Smiley — September 21, 2007 @ 2:43 am
The third one has been color adjusted enough that you can make out the outline of her pubic hair as well. And yup, it’s a landing strip. And yup, that’s awesome.
#35 | Comment by Yar! — September 22, 2007 @ 2:01 am
Alexis Bleidl is the only attractive one there. They must have photoshpped Bynes moon face. For once I don’t want slap the nuts out of it.
#36 | Comment by Francesca — September 17, 2008 @ 8:10 pm
Francesca, what the Fuck are ya talking about?!
Go back to cuntville.
#37 | Comment by Constructicon — September 18, 2008 @ 4:12 am