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by TheMan — November 15, 2007 @
1:07 am
Take penicillin first.
I’d hit Jessica with a sack over her head, but no way would I touch this one. It’s probably been places we don’t want to know about. She had to sleep with a few hundred people to get where she is. Talent didn’t do it.
“I believe I iterated before that I wouldn’t hit it with a ten-foot pole… I would, however, hit her and her sister with two barrels full of buck shot. No matter how redneck-y that sounds. I refuse to fuck anything that utterly moronic, I might catch a PTS, Proximity-Transmitted Stupidity…”
In that position, I wouldn’t mind munching on that carpet. But hey, I’m just a lazy bastard and it’s just that beaver bush is being raised up to me to accomedate me… how can I refuse that?
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by Karass2Duprass — November 15, 2007 @
4:16 am
Maybe I’m a little off, but I think she’s hotter than Jessica. Post nose job that is. Neither one of these two sisters is in the same zip code as Kate Beckinsale, but I wouldn’t mind forcing one to eat my jizz out of the others bunghole.
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by Dr. Disgusto — November 15, 2007 @
8:24 am
Look at me, I’m an attention whore!
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by d00d — November 15, 2007 @
9:00 am
want older sis’s tits.. but frankly I’d pass on both for Kate Beckinsale..
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by Garth2k — November 15, 2007 @
8:45 pm
Yeah I’d hit it.
In the face.
With a baseball bat.
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by Tony — November 15, 2007 @
8:45 pm
I´d hit it real hard…
That pose reminds me a wheelbarrow… very useful…!
I´d like to try that!!!
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by Josh — November 16, 2007 @
12:42 am
This probably wasn’t the first time Ashlee spread her legs for a crowd.
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by Milhouse — November 16, 2007 @
3:13 am
She’s probably just airing it out. Either that, or else all of those bone donations she’s gotten have stretched her cootch beyond capacity & now she has to walk on her hands to keep her uterus from scraping the ground.
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by chode — November 16, 2007 @
3:30 am
…I’d still hit it though, if only so I can see what it feels like to throw a hotdog into the Grand Canyon.
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by chode — November 16, 2007 @
3:37 am
Can I borrow your baseball bat, Tony? I need some batting practice.
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by Mike Hootch — November 16, 2007 @
5:00 am
Nick Lachey needs to tap that, to become one of those men of Legend.
Kinda like if Stamos hit up the Olsen Twins.
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by TomK — November 16, 2007 @
9:43 am
Finally, she found a position that makes her attractive.
BTW, I have to laugh at #5 who said, “She had to sleep with a few hundred people to get where she is. Talent didn’t do it.”
You’re implying that all OTHER celebrities got where they are because of their talent. That’s hilarious!! Nice post.
And another thing … how long before Ashlee finally stoops to releasing a sex tape? I’d love to see that.
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by Bender — November 16, 2007 @
8:28 pm
Well. That is nice. (Foist?)
#1 | Comment by Paragon — November 15, 2007 @ 12:37 am
Plastic ftl.
#2 | Comment by Kreuk — November 15, 2007 @ 12:42 am
She’s so gangly I’d have to hit it on stilts. But I’d hit it. Hard.
Reminds me of a Yoga position called the downward dog.
#3 | Comment by FJ — November 15, 2007 @ 12:43 am
I’d like to hit both sisters…
#4 | Comment by TheMan — November 15, 2007 @ 1:07 am
Take penicillin first.
I’d hit Jessica with a sack over her head, but no way would I touch this one. It’s probably been places we don’t want to know about. She had to sleep with a few hundred people to get where she is. Talent didn’t do it.
#5 | Comment by JRC — November 15, 2007 @ 1:21 am
“I believe I iterated before that I wouldn’t hit it with a ten-foot pole… I would, however, hit her and her sister with two barrels full of buck shot. No matter how redneck-y that sounds. I refuse to fuck anything that utterly moronic, I might catch a PTS, Proximity-Transmitted Stupidity…”
#6 | Comment by Ryu — November 15, 2007 @ 1:50 am
7 – lmao!
#7 | Comment by JRC — November 15, 2007 @ 2:30 am
You got bots posting….
#8 | Comment by bubba — November 15, 2007 @ 2:41 am
8 – “Had” bots posting. lol
I thought that it was just some douchebag copying and pasting stuff from the main page…
#9 | Comment by JRC — November 15, 2007 @ 3:42 am
In that position, I wouldn’t mind munching on that carpet. But hey, I’m just a lazy bastard and it’s just that beaver bush is being raised up to me to accomedate me… how can I refuse that?
#10 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — November 15, 2007 @ 4:16 am
Maybe I’m a little off, but I think she’s hotter than Jessica. Post nose job that is. Neither one of these two sisters is in the same zip code as Kate Beckinsale, but I wouldn’t mind forcing one to eat my jizz out of the others bunghole.
#11 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — November 15, 2007 @ 8:24 am
Look at me, I’m an attention whore!
#12 | Comment by d00d — November 15, 2007 @ 9:00 am
Still want older sis!!!
#13 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 15, 2007 @ 10:21 am
want older sis’s tits.. but frankly I’d pass on both for Kate Beckinsale..
#14 | Comment by Garth2k — November 15, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
Yeah I’d hit it.
In the face.
With a baseball bat.
#15 | Comment by Tony — November 15, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
I´d hit it real hard…
That pose reminds me a wheelbarrow… very useful…!
I´d like to try that!!!
#16 | Comment by Josh — November 16, 2007 @ 12:42 am
This probably wasn’t the first time Ashlee spread her legs for a crowd.
#17 | Comment by Milhouse — November 16, 2007 @ 3:13 am
She’s probably just airing it out. Either that, or else all of those bone donations she’s gotten have stretched her cootch beyond capacity & now she has to walk on her hands to keep her uterus from scraping the ground.
#18 | Comment by chode — November 16, 2007 @ 3:30 am
…I’d still hit it though, if only so I can see what it feels like to throw a hotdog into the Grand Canyon.
#19 | Comment by chode — November 16, 2007 @ 3:37 am
Can I borrow your baseball bat, Tony? I need some batting practice.
#20 | Comment by Mike Hootch — November 16, 2007 @ 5:00 am
Nick Lachey needs to tap that, to become one of those men of Legend.
Kinda like if Stamos hit up the Olsen Twins.
#21 | Comment by TomK — November 16, 2007 @ 9:43 am
Finally, she found a position that makes her attractive.
BTW, I have to laugh at #5 who said, “She had to sleep with a few hundred people to get where she is. Talent didn’t do it.”
You’re implying that all OTHER celebrities got where they are because of their talent. That’s hilarious!! Nice post.
And another thing … how long before Ashlee finally stoops to releasing a sex tape? I’d love to see that.
#22 | Comment by Bender — November 16, 2007 @ 8:28 pm