DRAG ME TO HELL

10 02 2008

What’s better than the news of Sam Raimi returning to his roots and making a new ‘Evil Dead’-ish flick?

News of him casting Ellen Page in it!

I finally saw ‘Juno’ last night and based on her performance in that, it should be pretty interesting to see Ellen Page in a role that probably would’ve have gone to Bruce Campbell back in the day. Raimi wrote ‘Hell’ in 1992 right after Army of Darkness – but i guess he never got around to making it and moved on to making non-horror flicks like that Kevin Costner baseball movie and A Simple Plan, which was a really really GOOD movie. Oh and of course, giving us the gift of Katie Holmes’ pre-Scientology boobies FTW!!!

Also, what’s better than a 20+ year old who looks like she could be 15+/-?

Nothing! Best of both worlds buddy!

That said, Ellen Page would be an interesting lay regardless. Lesbian or not.


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35 responses to “DRAG ME TO HELL”

    10 02 2008
  • 1.  Paragon (00:38:08) :

    She looked good in XMen 3. But, no longer.

    First…?

  • 10 02 2008
  • 2.  AngelBaby (00:50:17) :

    i can think of another movie that Ellen would be good in…

    …it would involve guns, a katana, and a short plaid skirt.

    >_>

  • 10 02 2008
  • 3.  MyDogFap (00:55:21) :

    could someone please direct me to the “Katie Holme’s pre-Scientology boobies FTW!!!” ???

  • 10 02 2008
  • 4.  Xan (01:07:11) :

    good point AB

  • 10 02 2008
    10 02 2008
  • 6.  Pyronuc (03:18:32) :

    I’d do Ellen, and I’d make damn sure she wasn’t a lesbian anymore afterwards. She’d be all about taking the dick after I showed her the light.

    Although, if I had to be nit picky, I’d point out that her nose seems to be a bit too short for her face.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 7.  Smiley (03:30:04) :

    #5 – Aw shit, man. You wouldn’t believe it! You’ve really done it this time.

    Tom Cruise just showed up in my back porch. He was drunk and looked like he hadn’t shaved or showered in over a week. He was wearing a beer & nacho stained New England Patriots t-shirt and sweatpants. Plus, he had about 5 of those gold Mr. T-like Scientology medals around his neck.
    And he’s pissed-off mad.
    He said he just saw the Katie Holmes naked pics on this website and drunkenly muttered that you’ve just become what the Scientologists term an SP( Suppressive Person). He kept talking(in the rain & to no one in particular) for well over an hour about how you are way overdue for a “Personality Test and Xenu Aura Audit”. He said he would personally administered the test rectally(without lube) using a special probe which is shaped like L. Ron Hubbard’s fist.
    Then he kicked over my garbage cans and stole all the empty soda pop bottles from my recycling bin and run down the alley.

    Those are lovely pictures of Katie Holmes’ boobies, but please be careful.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 8.  Xan (03:46:21) :

    katie holmes got some nice tits

  • 10 02 2008
  • 9.  MyDogFap (03:55:01) :

    did katie holmes show her tits in Thank You For Smoking (theatre edition) or did i just dream that?

  • 10 02 2008
  • 10.  MAGNIFICENT BASTARD (04:45:01) :

    I agree w/AngelBaby….she’d be hot in one of the anime type “Kill Bill” flicks, she’s cute tho…be cuter givin’ me some sloppy brain….makes me wonder bout that lil’ pixie lesbian brain

  • 10 02 2008
  • 11.  the real slim timlin (04:52:04) :

    Ellen Page is a hag.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 12.  Guy Perkins (05:59:19) :

    #11… Neville Chamberlain, September 30, 1938 was the last person who was as wrong as you are.

    She is so-ho-ho fetch.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 13.  nouseforascreenname (06:14:58) :

    Hard Candy. Proof that Ellen Page will more than likely kick ass in this upcoming role.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 14.  Dr. Phil mmkay? (12:10:51) :

    ^ya, Hard Candy kicked ass…not so much for this crowd though. It may hit close to home for some on here.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 15.  Zleet (12:14:20) :

    She’s cute and seems fairly intelligent.

    I find it a bit disturbing just how young she looks in some of her photos, I know she’s now in her twenties but some of the photoshoots she’s had done seem designed to make her look as young as possible.

    Still would though.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 16.  Tony (12:41:13) :

    I don’t care how intelligent Ellen Page. I care whether or not she can get her ankles behind her ears.

  • 10 02 2008
  • 17.  Gage (13:29:29) :

    “That said, Ellen Page would be an interesting lay regardless. Lesbian or not.”

    If by “interesting”, you mean getting bashed in the head with an ashtray by a man-hating dyke, then yes, I imagine it could be interesting.

    (The above is not saying that I dont find her attractive.)

  • 10 02 2008
  • 18.  Grammaton_Cleric (22:33:19) :

    Impossible to fap to her. Of course, would still do her. She is just that kinda girl.

  • 11 02 2008
  • 19.  JRC (00:23:43) :

    14 – LOL

    Uh huh, one of them posted in this thread recently, and the other dude hasn’t posted for a week or so. ^_^

  • 11 02 2008
  • 20.  Ryu (02:13:59) :

    “Hmmm… I have been away from my computer for about a week, is that a shot at me JRC? Oh, wait… No, I don’t care, I know I’m a bit of a pedo, and I didn’t much like that movie. Mostly because the pedophile was notably intelligent, and yet, he kept making stupid mistakes.”

  • 11 02 2008
  • 21.  JM (09:13:12) :

    I reckon she’s more of a tomboy. And if that’s true, then im guilty of being gay. Not that she’s hot but agreed attractive if she kept her X-men 3 look. lol.

    In last words, #5. YUM! did not see this before, i think.

  • 11 02 2008
  • 22.  JRC (10:10:20) :

    20 – Nah Ryu, it wasn’t you I was talking about… and I doubt that you were posting as this guy under a different name, because your posting styles are miles apart.

  • 11 02 2008
  • 23.  nigelbrown (10:11:07) :

    i love girls who wear boys underwear :\

  • 11 02 2008
  • 24.  MacDaddy (12:44:27) :

    yeaaaaah why not….I’d do ‘er!

    Plus, since she’s a lezbo, I’ll make her do some ass-to-mouth and swallow!

    Someone once told me that converts all lesbian chicks!

  • 11 02 2008
  • 25.  Dave (13:24:37) :

    I really doubt she wears boys’ underwear. She probably wears “boy shorts”, which are never worn by boys. I’ll need to see pics to believe anything else.

  • 11 02 2008
  • 26.  wannaramble (16:13:14) :

    Katie Holmes has amazing legs.

  • 11 02 2008
  • 27.  JRC (17:55:00) :

    26 – Sorry, I wasn’t looking at her legs… ^_^

  • 11 02 2008
  • 28.  Tony (19:31:23) :

    #17: Yur post makes me LOL

  • 11 02 2008
  • 29.  tehpunk (20:17:31) :

    hard candy rules so hard…i came in the first 4 minutes.

  • 12 02 2008
  • 30.  Chuck (00:12:15) :

    I`d hit it…! Lick her all over, no questions ask!

  • 13 02 2008
  • 31.  Jon (02:10:39) :

    Justin, I have no idea wat your talking about. Just cause a girl won’t dress in your definition of what a “girl” is suppost to dress like does not make her a lesbian

    scarlett was a tomboy, and i bet she doesn’t like wearing the stuff she wears, watch this girl become the next scarlett

  • 13 02 2008
  • 32.  JRC (09:08:23) :

    ^^^ I hope not… I can’t stand Scarlett Jo’.

  • 15 02 2008
  • 33.  OIB (05:49:02) :

    What’s wrong with you people!!!

    My favourite in Xmen used to be Rogue (Anna Paquin). After seeing the new one however, I can say that Ellen is so much hotter!!!

    I love flat chested girls!!!

    I love legal girls that look illegal!!!

    Hmm.. that just described a majority of my ex girlfriends..

    ooh.. thinking about Ellen Page in that sports bra…

    Off to fap now…

  • 24 02 2008
  • 34.  Gage (19:43:07) :

    #31:

    http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/who__oPt.jpg

    Just accept that she doesnt like boys.

  • 31 10 2008
  • 35.  SAM (15:01:06) :

    I want to cum in this bitches mouth so bad.I have jerked off to her pictures so many times I could fill a sperm banks’ vaults

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