LINDSAY LOHAN TOPLESS
18 02 2008NO TIME FOR WORDS. TIME TO FAP!!!!!!!!
PS: They’re not as puffy as i’d imagined!
UPDATE: Okay time for words.
On Tuesday, February 5, under the cloak of secrecy, Lindsay Lohan went to the Hotel Bel-Air to meet photographer Bert Stern and restage the legendary series of photographs Stern had taken of Marilyn Monroe in 1962, six weeks before her death—a portfolio of pictures known as “The Last Sitting.â€
How did it come about? Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project, and when he asked us if we might be interested in working with him on it, we were, naturally, more than enthusiastic. So was Lohan—the 21-year-old happens to be a Monroe fanatic (you can read more about her in Amanda Fortini’s story)—still, we sent her Stern’s book so she could study up on the shoot. That morning, Lohan arrived (ten minutes early, actually).
Hair and makeup took two hours; there were three wig changes to get precisely the right shape and shade of platinum. Stern duplicated the original 1962 set, down to the lighting. Lohan was unafraid of some of the eerier parallels between herself and Monroe, and she embraced every aspect of the shoot. She knew that Monroe had worn little more than a chiffon scarf, and she came with the same spirit.
Seven hours and hundreds of frames later, the pictures were made. Photographer and star were satisfied, and photo director Jody Quon flew home, just a little stunned that it had happened at all. - nymag.com
AB UPDATE: New and improved gallery! Now with some hi res and new outtakes from the shoot.
Gross!
I second #1
*penis going soft*
Justin, when the site didn’t load a little while ago I knew, sure as fuck, that these babies were getting uploaded. LOVE it.
She’s wrecked up from the neck up…..
Nice rack though…
and yet another photog rips off a famous Marilyn shoot. the more horrifying possibility is that 79 year old Bert Stern actually shot these himself. plz god no.
ps. the Marilyn shoot that this pays homage to is known as ‘the last sitting’ as she was dead 6 weeks after posing for them. watch out, Lindsay.
pps. near as i can tell we are one of the first 3 sites to have these pics up. Justin ftw!
ppps. ew
None puffy as in 2004.
Please find hi-res.
She is just another Mick whore from the Island. We’d hit it since that is what whores from the Island are for.
No higher rez?
Nice pink nips; thats about it!
I could only nail her with the lights out. Otherwise, I’d have to grab a marker and play connect the dots with her Freckles!!
omg. win!!
This is it; the Holy Grail has been found.
^^^
if this is the holy grail i want to be the guy who chose…poorly.
Parallels like what? the only one I know offhand is Marilyn died of a drug overdose, and for Lohan it’s just a matter of time.
Look, nobody cares about Marilyn Monroe anymore. She lived in an era when anyone who had four limbs and their own teeth was considered attractive. Fuck the dirty, racist, bigoted, short-life-expectancy 1950s and just enjoy Lohan’s rack.
Now this is the cup of a carpenter.
Seriously though, where are these pictures going to be.
#14 - that’s all well and good, except for the fact that Marilyn was about 100 times more attractive at age 21 than Hohan.
fact.
unfortunately these are about 3 years too late.
i don’t care if i see this broad topless or under plane wreckage.
omg i just got done fapping to the pics and it must’ve taken me like 10 minutes to finish!! i usually finish my faps in under 2 minutes!!! i guess my penis didnt like lohan’s boobs that much :( i practically had to force myself to ejaculate at the end of those 10 minutes!!!!! fail!
(this may or may not be true)
wish it was the 2004 Lohan
“Stern had decided that Lohan was the perfect actress for this project”
someone should call this person and tell him about laser eye surgery
#18 - of this Mrs. Justin would not approve.
Lohan has had so many nipslips, boobslips, c-thru-nips-pics, and no-panty-crotch-shots that this shoot isn’t a big deal.
Why hasn’t she done a real nude scene? I like pics, but video is better. I mean she played a stripper and didn’t get her kit off. What kind of sense does that make?
To #20. I think meant she is the perfect subject, because she might die soon. And she at least looks better than Brittney who has the line of dying first.
the line of dying first?
I think he meant she…
on not of
I am covered in Fail sauce with chunks of lose.
How about I am flavored by Fail sauce with chunks of Lose.
fail
err yeah, on, but I still don’t get it
i’ll bet the vagoo looks like all fucked up roast beef.
I’d guess more like a turkey neck
I hate the bitch, but even i was expecting so much better…. definitely not expecting her nipples to be so small
#31 & #32
i dunno. i think it looks more like a baby rat.
Yowser.
weak
Wasn’t it her that said she would never appear topless in a movie ?
Any topless scene in any crappy movie would have been x100 better than this lame half-ass shit.
#12 admitted that she is ‘the guy’.
mmm not puffy
fapping for complete and utter justice!!!! i can die happy now….and yet, ill still be fapping to these photos. my life is complete.
p.s.
needs more hir res.
Finally. No let’s wait for the whole thing.
holy shit, this is hot
i dont care what any of you say
lohan is hot, her rack is spectacular and she is a good actress
these images have completed my life ^_^ i die happy
37, it was a jones reference, the guy who drank from the wrong cup
her tits are proof of the flying spaghetti monster’s divine existence
the rest of her is proof you shouldn’t have whiskey for every meal
…but I bet y’alls are downloading them anyways :p
#30. Like the line like the spread like for betting or gambling or something?
Did I say “like” enough times?
but why? lohan has one foot in the grave. britney is a harmless dabbler in comparison
Finally….
now you need to find these in High Res
half the pics are not showing tried like mad
how come we arent allowed to look at the directories anymore?
I will hold off on fapping until the hi-res get here. But when they arrive, much fapping will occur.
Pretty bad, especially the freckles around the hips area. The shot of her ass-up is terrible too. She has a good rack and that’s it. Plenty good enough for me, but not good enough for a celebration.
So… this moron thought that freckle-bitch would be a better Marilyn Monroe than Scarlett Johansson?
SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Why do they only get naked after they stop being hot? And worse, how did Lohan stop being hot at only 21? I mean a lot of jokes are made on this site, but truelly any woman who is smoking at 18 should at least be able to make it to 30ish as a babe.
Not sure if I will fap to this. Not sure if I will ever fap to her again. (yes I know I will probably fap to her many, many times, and maybe even to this, just wanted to express my rage.)
FAIL
so disappointed
they could have been great.
Elisha Cuthbert would’ve made a better Marilyn Monroe
http://ddlf.hautetfort.com/images/medium_elisha_cuthbert_24_tv_serie.jpg
The freckles are kinda cute. The wig looks like shit. Her tits are surprisingly nice. I’d like a better view of her nipples. Her face isn’t so great. Anywho… I’ll wait on passing ultimate judgment until I get hi-res pics.
(ultimate judgment does not equal fapping… in case that is what you thought)
“the perfect actress for this project” could refer to anything, including how desperate and therefore likely to do it she is, and what her salary would be
not the slightest bit sexy and im not even the slightest bit hard… what happened to her?
Who fucking cares if she’s the “right” or “wrong” actress for this? Give her credit; she’s posing in a classy shoot for a change. She’s not flashing her cooch whilst leaving a car.
She’s not my favorite celeb., and her tit/nipple ratio is a bit out of proportion, but I give her props for at least trying. I rate this fappable. At least she isn’t some flat chested 13 year old….
this trash has no artistic or stylistic value, no beauty, no dignity, and doesn’t begin to resemble class. also, yes, worst of all, she’s legal!
by the way, have you seen the miley cyrus set that this pic is from?
60 - Give me a break! “Artistic” value to an idiot like you is whether or not the girl has begun to menstruate, or has sprouted pubes yet. Again, go post your useless commentary in the appropriate forum (i.e. 12chan). The basis of this website is to fap to pictures of celebrity women, something that you apparently aren’t familiar with, or have refused to accept. I fully expect for you to go on and on about how you refused to be labeled for the the sick fuck that you are, but be my guest…
Seriously “Justin L”… go fuck yourself. This website was so nice when you took a sabbatical.
don’t worry, I see right through your angry facade. I’m sorry I abandoned you, but things came up. never again. and huh? 2/3 of the OP history on this site is about 13-17 year old girls.
Im sorry but lohan just doesnt do it for me… do not want……
shes got the face of a horse… and i cant stand gingers… red hair and freckles, not that appealing to me… she can dye her hair, but she is always that fugly red head to me…
64 - Abandoned me??? hahahaha! Don’t flatter yourself, you child rapist. Angry facade? Ya, right penis brain. Nope, I have very genuine contempt for you, cunt. I’m not faking it.
Something came up? Yeah…your court case most likely. Or your having to go into hiding after the father of the 11 year old girl you fondled threatened your useless life.
2/3’s??? Once again “Give me a break”! All that I ever see around here are the same 18-25 year old celebs. Just because an idiot who lacks self control like you choose to ignore the older and hawter women for the flat chested fetuses you desire doesn’t mean that this site overwhelmngly whores out middle school girls.
Why don’t you just die already?
#55…..Now THAT is fappable!
67 - I was distracted by the canadian loser that I completely overlooked that Cuthbert pic. I concur!
Wonder if she will do playboy?
66, no court cases or angry dads, just a lot of swimming and hot tubbing, drinking, girls, restaurants, and fun. life is grand, or was, but lucky for you I’m back in the real world again for now.
70 - I call bullshit. Or at the very least, the events that you’re dreaming about occurred at a Girl Scout camp. Sick fuck…
no, at the highwayman inn, but a girl’s hockey team did stay for a couple days.
Heavy emphasis on the word, “girl”…
Enjoyed.
Need Moar Hi-Res
Though I’d rather avoid the need for Valtrex refills, she does have amazing and very firm tits. And that’s pretty much all she has going for her.
This is a fail! No Internetz for you Lindsay!!!
hooray for the decline and fall of celebrity! Another career hits the skids and another quick attempt to generate some publicity by getting naked appears.
It’s about time. Still a goodly amount of boobage.
#63
The other 99.9% of the site was thinking the same thing when you got grounded.
She has the body of a 40 year old. With bad skin. Really, she needs to hit the gym, tighten her legs and ass up. But the killer is the freckles. Not sexy at all.
Yeah, I fapped to them, but I’d rather do Marilyn.
Oh, and instead of “restaging classic photographs”, why don’t they just make NEW ONES! First Britney did that Esquire cover with her ass out, and now this. Be original.
^^^ Grounded, you mean me playing the game of just repeating what everyone was saying just to be annoying? Or, grounded by attempting to “fit in”, instead of flipping people shit 24/7? Or by trying to play nice so as not to piss off AB and Justin by making DLT my personal “Fight Game”? That “grounded”? lol
Nah, Disconcerted Fag… when I was supposedly “grounded”, as you say, people still paid attention to me (as evidenced by the Munn thread) - you being one of my biggest adoring fanboys during that time. I thought that you might have had a sexual attraction towards me to be honest. I was flattered, but not interested. But had you just slithered away in your smegma encrusted shell (while I was “grounded”), then I would wholeheartedly agree with your assessment. But you (and the other wanks) guaranteed my existence by repeatedly giving me attention. Thanks! ^_^
Justin L, on the other hand, could fall off the face of the earth and no one would even notice. As long as sad individuals as yourself keep trying to drag weeks old shit on, from thread to thread, I doubt that I’ll be forgotten. You stupidly insure that prospect, idiot. hahaha!
damnit lindsay
I don’t get how she can play a stripper in a movie and not get naked, and then go nude for this… which seems even more exploitative than anything else she’s done.
Hopefully this means her judgment is getting even worse, and she’ll soon be starring in one of Bill Zebub’s movies totally naked. Bloody boobies!
They could have at least made her look sexy. She looks absolutely shitty in them. The “perfect” actress for it? WTF
80, that’s a funny coincidence. I just went out to visit my mom, and I got the feeling she couldn’t care less either way. maybe I should introduce you two, since you have so much in common. you could watch golf and be in love with tiger woods together.
now if only we can get lindsay, jamie lynn, and britney to have a “who has the biggest sloppiest pussy” contest.
Nice rack. Too bad she’s so fucking haggard at 21 that a Texas truck-stop road whores feel sorry for her.
Meh. Tits aren’t bad, but bitch needs moar hips. And it’s kinda sad that she’s only 21 - girl looks wrecked.
Gorgeous pics. fuck all the haters. Need HQ.
scarlett would have been perfect for tits.
i mean this.
Holy fucking shit kids, bickering on the comments section of dontlinkthis has got to be the saddest, most pointless thing I’ve seen in a long while.
JRC, you’re a dick.
Justin L, quit responding to the dick (stop feeding the troll!)
As for the pics, they’re 3 years too late and not enough hi-res. Ah well, at least she has a nice rack.
BARF, PUKE, GAGG…, oh wait hold on, BARf, PUKE, GAGG…, coughs, alright, um…, EWWWW!!!
^^^ David the dumbass, or whoever the fuck your calling yourself this week at DLT, eat shit and die, you chickenshit bitch. *knock knock* Continuing the train of thought that you’re condemning kind of makes you a troll as well, don’t ya think? Duh…duh……duh……
84 - You’re mom likes Tiger Woods?? Awesome! lol
Who wants to see this skanks tits?
Your mom that is… fixt :-S
88 - FGD, nice blog you got there. Gemma Ward’s legs are amazing! :-)
93 - umm…you do apparently. You took the time to post. *shrugs*
when you bitch about a troll, you’re giving them exactly what they want, which is feeling important and powerful. I mean, so some miserable person with some sad motive decides to hurl generic insults at the name you put in a box when you posted on a forum. oh no! let them rant and rave, be nice, and pity them because their behavior is rooted in living a life that would make you want to cry.
88 - FGD again….
sorry to bother you again dude, but who is the girl in this pic.?
http://shesgotlegs2008.blogspot.com/2008/02/pantyhose-moment_17.html
Damn… I’m in love.
96 - Ironic… is that the way you want to be treated like? I mean, considering that you’re a pedophile in denial and all…
Jesus Christ!
Actually, it’s kinda what I expected. She’s got big milky tits which look pretty damn real, I was pretty sure they were fake so I take that back. Itty bitty nipples, which look pretty hot on her boobs. And… the rest of her body is COMPLETELY fucking covered in freckles! Jeez! I mean holy shit! Talk about textbook definition of dalmatian. My God!
And don’t even get me started on the face…
Anyway, still fapable. I’ve never fapped to Lindsay Lohan so we’re entering brave new territory here.
http://shesgotlegs2008.blogspot.com/search/label/Zooey%20Deschanel
Okay, I gotta check out this dudes blog on a daily basis. I <3 Zooey.
#18: TM motherfuckin’ I, Justin! Holy shit!
98, please. you know nothing of my inner workings, and if you ever could, and did, you would become a diluted carbon copy of me.
#100: Zooey Deschanel is a total cutie pie! I wuuuuuuuv her ^_^
103 ^^ no thats terrible i probably see 50 girls on a daily basis better than that. anyways good post over all certainly peaked my attention. plus its fun to make fun of lindsey lohan, lulz
103 - lol I think that AB and Justin need to scour the interwebs for more hi-res pics of this beauty known as Zooey Deschanel. :-)
102 - eh, good. I really don’t want to go beyond your transparent surface appearance. And the only thing that we have in common is our attraction to 14 year olds. Beyond that, you’re everything I need to influence how I’ll turn out when I’m your age… i.e. how not to become. :-S
Here’s spome advice, and don’t say I’ve never done anything for you. Click on FGD’s blog link, get turned on by some hawt womenz in panty hose, fap, and then smile and go to bed.
#104: Fuck you.
She sorta reminds me of Madonna…ew.
#105:
This is all they’ve got:
http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/zooeydeschanel/
The black ‘n white pics are my fav. She looks so cute! The severe lack of pics provided by AB and Justin is disturbing. There’s what, like 50 galleries of that skank Avril Lavigne and only one for Zooey? WTF?
106 - hahaha! If you hadn’t said that, I would have eventually… ;-)
107 - Madonna’s boobs are smaller, J.J. - but I can somewhat see the comparison. lol
108 - Yeah, it’s almost criminal… which makes me think that most of Justin’s and AB’s blog entries are intended for ridicule, otherwise you wouldn’t see a 50:1 ratio like that.
btw thanks for the DLT link, I’ll be back in a few days. ;-D
105, exactly my point. you don’t know me, or anyone, because your externally driven quasi-personality is barely able to have something resembling a definition of its own, let alone having the depth to be aware of the complex developmental patterns of others without losing what little self you had. like any young person, you would automatically mimic any developed human character because you haven’t gone through the motions of introspection and critical thought to build one of your own. we have nothing in common because you have nothing but simple defaults to have in common with me or anyone.
111 - please. you know nothing of my inner workings…
Crack me up. You do realize that not everything can be answered by an entry from a psychology class textbook, dude. That’s your biggest problem afaic tell. While you accuse me of simplifying everything toa base stereotype, you over-analyze every situation with pseudo Freudian mumbo jumbo. Neither is better than the other, as they’re both annoying. I intend it to be annoying, you apparently don’t.
Christ dude, go jerk off or something. You always turn these face to face thingies into a snooze-fest. Zooey is pretty, maybe she’ll give you a boner?
pretty? really? as in my cat’s anus is pretty?
Seeing that it’s you, and knowing that you couldn’t spot an attractive woman even if she came up to you and kicked you in your marble sized nuts, I can just laugh that off.
I mean hell, silly me, actually expecting you to find a female over the age of 12 attractive…
But as Tony told the other blind dick: Fuck you.
Yeah, we need hi-rezes, STAT!
But finally she let them loose, too bad my interests of her drained over the years.
Oh, and I also <3 Zooey. If you don’t, you’re gay.
Ah, 4th grade insults, how I love thee.
Wow, if you don’t rub one off in like five minutes with these pics, it becomes a goddamn chore. These pics got boring fast. Maybe it’s because they’re not hi-res. Or maybe it’s because she needs to do her ping pong ball trick to keep me interested.
I imagine that these pics. probably require 2 tubes of lube… the closer I looked at them, she did seem haggard looking, and the freckles were a little bit overwhelming. Just think what hi-rez would do to those polka dots!
tits > rest of body
114, it’s not her age, she just isn’t very attractive. I meet lots of women in their 20s and 30s who I find beautiful, but I wouldn’t think much of her. I also generally don’t find girls under 13 very appealing.
Once a freckle monster, always a freckle monster. No likey.
Zooey = YES. Lovely teacher role on Bridge to Terabithia.
If these get pulled, AXB Enterprises at AlistairBooya.blogspot.com will bring them back up at a moments notice.
I kicked something better looking than that out of bed on Sunday morning. What happened to the Lohan ? I remember hot puffys and sexiness… she looks haggard.
she looks very old, i like girls with small nips like hers but ffs that photoshoot was awful
breasts are way too big
she looks too old
however, the fact that her body is all freckled has me fapping..
#124:
First line = impossible
She probably posed because she needed money to buy crack.
Lindsay’s titties FTW
Rest of Lohan FTL
Definitely want more Zooey
…Ass (Checked)
…Pussy (Checked)
…Breast (Checked)
…Nipples (Checked)
…I guess there´s only one thing left:
“Lindsay Lohan´s asshole pictures”
#116.
I’m confused. The more I come here to look at hot naked and half naked chicks, the more I learn I’m gay.
I dont think I know what “gay” means.
This is horrid.
Why didn’t she do this before all the damn drugs ruined her?
Reminds me of a younger, sexier, whiter Kintaro. This made my penis sad.
She’s pretty
these pics do a poor job
she looks better just in general pics on the street , so much for poor arty try
#80
but I do love you JRC. It’s the job of regulars to make a lonely noob fit in. Without DLT you would have nobody to give you any attention.
This site and those before it were started to spread love and understanding. And the racks of our mascots.
Someday you will be all growed up and you’ll look back on this site and remember the first time you saw a naked boob. And a single tear will fall from your penis.
So does this mean you still aren’t talking to me? You still haven’t managed to comprehend that concept yet.
Matt’s Law of Comment Posting:
1) Anyone who responds more than a couple times to a SINGLE update has issues.
Seriously, dudes, it’s not the time or the place. Come tomorrow (to quote that great Philosopher, Hillary Duff) it will seem so yesterday. That is, SO yesterday.