42 thoughts on “JESSICA ALBA”

  1. first

    #1 | Comment by wut — February 20, 2008 @ 12:22 am

  2. oh god.

    #2 | Comment by Justin L — February 20, 2008 @ 12:23 am

  3. son of a…

    i was just about to make a post for these.

    i should’ve known Justin’s love of Alba would ensure that these would show up quickly on fubar.

    #3 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 20, 2008 @ 12:25 am

  4. fact: i hate jessica alba

    #4 | Comment by Justin — February 20, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  5. This prude bitch is all preggers now. Call me in 9 months.

    #5 | Comment by Tony — February 20, 2008 @ 12:27 am

  6. lol pwned ^^

    #6 | Comment by lawl — February 20, 2008 @ 12:32 am

  7. I dont get it Justin. Please explain the hate. (Not of these pics. That’s obvious.)

    I just dont get what you are missing.

    #7 | Comment by Gage — February 20, 2008 @ 12:33 am

  8. No one ever said that Jessica Alba was a good actress…

    Hell, I’d hit it.

    #8 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:51 am

  9. She looks like she should be selling oranges and gum by the side of the freeway.

    And she’s a terrible actress.

    #9 | Comment by The Purple Helmet — February 20, 2008 @ 12:52 am

  10. ^^^ I’d buy gum and oranges from her by the side of a freeway.

    Hell, I’d hit it, preggers and all.

    #10 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 12:55 am

  11. Yes, Alba is probably one of the crappiest actresses out there. Yes, she seems like a bitch! Yes, she’s probably the biggest cock tease ever. Yes, I’d fuck her hard and like it if given the chance. NUFF SAID!

    #11 | Comment by thetacokid — February 20, 2008 @ 1:30 am

  12. Wow, she sucks.

    #12 | Comment by WHY? — February 20, 2008 @ 2:02 am

  13. Hey Beavis. This chick needs to go the doctor and say “I Suck.”

    #13 | Comment by Butthead — February 20, 2008 @ 2:23 am

  14. Heh heh YEah.

    #14 | Comment by Beavis — February 20, 2008 @ 2:23 am

  15. What’s with the stupid historical recreations? First hohan shows she could never be Marilyn and now this?

    #15 | Comment by ndrndr — February 20, 2008 @ 2:36 am

  16. ^^^
    i’m not sure that recreating a scene from Scream rly counts as ‘historical’

    #16 | Comment by AngelBaby — February 20, 2008 @ 2:46 am

  17. Along the same lines, although with no Alba content whatsoever:
    http://up.youngruffians.com/vanityfair/

    #17 | Comment by zomg — February 20, 2008 @ 3:00 am

  18. lose.fail.

    #18 | Comment by Xan — February 20, 2008 @ 3:26 am

  19. wait… she’s an actress??

    she purdy

    #19 | Comment by tibbar — February 20, 2008 @ 3:39 am

  20. #19 – She’s not an actress. She’s a Shitty Actress. Bit of a difference there.

    #20 | Comment by Smiley — February 20, 2008 @ 3:42 am

  21. More like “Can’t Act-ress”, am I right?

    #21 | Comment by The Deadly Superman — February 20, 2008 @ 4:22 am

  22. High Five!

    #22 | Comment by Heath Ledger — February 20, 2008 @ 4:46 am

  23. LMAO! All of you haters would still fuck her brains out if she asked you to, and you damn well know it! I could really fuck care if she’s a shitty actress? Seriously, I’m worried about some of you wannabe Ebert and Roepers. Y’all are losing the plot. I thought that DLT was supposed to be about hot womenz, and not the ability of some chick to make a stupid “scared” face look convincing? Leave the pissy acting reviews to fags like Perez Hilton and let’s get back to fapping.

    Again I request at least ONE hawt Asian celeb.

    #23 | Comment by JRC — February 20, 2008 @ 5:17 am

  24. In the b&w Psycho shower pic she looks like that Danny guy of indeterminable gender from this season of American Idol.

    #24 | Comment by YoMama — February 20, 2008 @ 5:25 am

  25. #23 – Word! Son! Represent! We need some Hot Womenz!!

    and…

    This site needs more Ryan Reynolds!

    …If I were gay.

    #25 | Comment by The Purple Helmet — February 20, 2008 @ 6:19 am

  26. It’s like her eyes are dead…blank…

    #26 | Comment by dumdeedums — February 20, 2008 @ 8:56 am

  27. Her hands are HUGE. HUGE.

    #27 | Comment by Tranny Hands — February 20, 2008 @ 10:20 am

  28. please someone post some vidcaps of her back in F4 in her undies. thanks.

    also her in any hard anal porn if you haves 😛 heh

    #28 | Comment by bonerific — February 20, 2008 @ 10:44 am

  29. Does anyone really care if she can act??

    She’s hot as hell; who gives a shit!?

    Jenna Jameson can’t act either, but you all still want to fuck her yes?

    #29 | Comment by MacDaddy — February 20, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

  30. F the haters, Jessica Alba is HOT regardless if she can act or not.

    #30 | Comment by Kaka — February 20, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

  31. #24: I’ve always been an Alba lover, but last night watching Idol, I thought “It’s over. That dude looks just like Alba.”

    “…but last night watching Idol…”

    Shit. This “ghey” stuff is adding up.

    #31 | Comment by Gage — February 20, 2008 @ 2:42 pm

  32. #29 – not any more. Jameson from like 4,5 years ago? Hell yeah. Now? Not so much.

    I agree on the principle of your point, though. Who cares that she can’t act? She’s hot, and her tits are only gonna get bigger since she’s pregnant, which makes her even hotter.

    #32 | Comment by Nobody — February 20, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

  33. #23

    DLT has never just been about hot girls. It’s about what Justin and Angelbaby think about posting for the entertainments.

    Which reminds me, Justin you need to post more about the stuff you’ve been buying lately. Buying the Blade Runner Blu-Ray collection is worth a post dammit! More interesting than Alba!

    #33 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 21, 2008 @ 2:26 am

  34. #33 – That friggin’ Blade Runner BluRay is fuckin’ awesome!!!! The documentary detailing the restoration of the film alone is worth the price.

    And pre-batshit crazy Sean Young was hot, hot, hot. And a better actress than Jessica Alba.

    #34 | Comment by Smiley — February 21, 2008 @ 5:10 am

  35. Holy shitballs. She needs to fire whoever the fuck told her that this would be a good idea.

    “You should totally do this. It’ll like, make people take you more seriously, or something.”
    “O rly?”
    “Ya rly!”
    “O k thx bai!”

    #35 | Comment by Mentos Fresh — February 21, 2008 @ 9:53 am

  36. #34:

    Steaming Poo > ANY Sean Young.

    (Cold hard poo too.)

    #36 | Comment by Gage — February 21, 2008 @ 1:35 pm

  37. ^^^ Isn’t Sean Young the whack job who showed up dressed as Catwoman to get the part?

    #37 | Comment by JRC — February 21, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

  38. ^^^

    Yup, that’s the one! The same one that stalked James Woods after their affair ended. And the same one that drunkenly heckled Diving Bell and the Butterfly director Julian Schanbel at the Directors Guide of America awards show.

    She’s soooo crazy – I’m sure they’re gonna name a vagina punch move after her.

    #38 | Comment by Smiley — February 21, 2008 @ 10:20 pm

  39. Here is a SUPER HOT young Sean Young.

    http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/Sean_Young02@No_Way_Out-LunarScan203.jpg

    Looking at that picture has dampened all fapping desires. Just add her photos to the “Overcoming Masturbation” sermon.

    Smiley, the only acceptable excuse for your lunacy is that you are over 50. I think my dad would find her hot too. Do you also prefer 70s bush?

    #39 | Comment by Gage — February 21, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

  40. #39

    Dude, I’m sooooo not over 50 – just 45.

    As a matter of fact, I do kinda like the 70’s bush. But not the type that looks like there’s a yard sale going on between the legs, but something that looks a well manicured lawn. I would love it even more if it’s accompanied by a pair of cut off Levi’s, a tan, a feathered hairdo, tube socks, rollerskates, topped with cherry lip gloss & the sheerest tubetop that Sears ever sold.

    Now if will excuse me, it’s rice pudding night at the seniors center and I’m not leaving without a second helping.

    #40 | Comment by Smiley — February 22, 2008 @ 1:08 am

  41. It actually does matter that she’s a horrible actress.

    Here’s an analogy, you have some wonderful soup that gives you terrible raunchy gas even if you down a bottle of Gas X. You could eat the soup and it would taste great, but in 30 minutes you’re gonna be asking your self why you ate it.

    It’s the same way I feel after watching a Jessica Alba movie. I know how I started watching, but in 30 minutes I’m wondering what the hell I’m doing here.

    #41 | Comment by CoolBeans — February 24, 2008 @ 1:02 am

  42. Any male who would not climb over a pile of dead nuns and babies to fuck Jessica Alba is gay.

    #42 | Comment by mister — February 26, 2008 @ 12:33 am

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