JESSICA ALBA
19 02 2008…IS THE WORST ACTRESS EVER.
HERE SHE IS RECREATING SCENES FROM SOME HORROR MOVIES.
LOOK AT THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
FAIL.
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oh god.
son of a…
i was just about to make a post for these.
i should’ve known Justin’s love of Alba would ensure that these would show up quickly on fubar.
fact: i hate jessica alba
This prude bitch is all preggers now. Call me in 9 months.
lol pwned ^^
I dont get it Justin. Please explain the hate. (Not of these pics. That’s obvious.)
I just dont get what you are missing.
No one ever said that Jessica Alba was a good actress…
Hell, I’d hit it.
She looks like she should be selling oranges and gum by the side of the freeway.
And she’s a terrible actress.
^^^ I’d buy gum and oranges from her by the side of a freeway.
Hell, I’d hit it, preggers and all.
Yes, Alba is probably one of the crappiest actresses out there. Yes, she seems like a bitch! Yes, she’s probably the biggest cock tease ever. Yes, I’d fuck her hard and like it if given the chance. NUFF SAID!
Wow, she sucks.
Hey Beavis. This chick needs to go the doctor and say “I Suck.”
Heh heh YEah.
What’s with the stupid historical recreations? First hohan shows she could never be Marilyn and now this?
^^^
i’m not sure that recreating a scene from Scream rly counts as ‘historical’
Along the same lines, although with no Alba content whatsoever:
http://up.youngruffians.com/vanityfair/
lose.fail.
wait… she’s an actress??
she purdy
#19 - She’s not an actress. She’s a Shitty Actress. Bit of a difference there.
More like “Can’t Act-ress”, am I right?
High Five!
LMAO! All of you haters would still fuck her brains out if she asked you to, and you damn well know it! I could really fuck care if she’s a shitty actress? Seriously, I’m worried about some of you wannabe Ebert and Roepers. Y’all are losing the plot. I thought that DLT was supposed to be about hot womenz, and not the ability of some chick to make a stupid “scared” face look convincing? Leave the pissy acting reviews to fags like Perez Hilton and let’s get back to fapping.
Again I request at least ONE hawt Asian celeb.
In the b&w Psycho shower pic she looks like that Danny guy of indeterminable gender from this season of American Idol.
#23 - Word! Son! Represent! We need some Hot Womenz!!
and…
This site needs more Ryan Reynolds!
…If I were gay.
It’s like her eyes are dead…blank…
Her hands are HUGE. HUGE.
please someone post some vidcaps of her back in F4 in her undies. thanks.
also her in any hard anal porn if you haves :P heh
Does anyone really care if she can act??
She’s hot as hell; who gives a shit!?
Jenna Jameson can’t act either, but you all still want to fuck her yes?
F the haters, Jessica Alba is HOT regardless if she can act or not.
#24: I’ve always been an Alba lover, but last night watching Idol, I thought “It’s over. That dude looks just like Alba.”
“…but last night watching Idol…”
Shit. This “ghey” stuff is adding up.
#29 - not any more. Jameson from like 4,5 years ago? Hell yeah. Now? Not so much.
I agree on the principle of your point, though. Who cares that she can’t act? She’s hot, and her tits are only gonna get bigger since she’s pregnant, which makes her even hotter.
#23
DLT has never just been about hot girls. It’s about what Justin and Angelbaby think about posting for the entertainments.
Which reminds me, Justin you need to post more about the stuff you’ve been buying lately. Buying the Blade Runner Blu-Ray collection is worth a post dammit! More interesting than Alba!
#33 - That friggin’ Blade Runner BluRay is fuckin’ awesome!!!! The documentary detailing the restoration of the film alone is worth the price.
And pre-batshit crazy Sean Young was hot, hot, hot. And a better actress than Jessica Alba.
Holy shitballs. She needs to fire whoever the fuck told her that this would be a good idea.
“You should totally do this. It’ll like, make people take you more seriously, or something.”
“O rly?”
“Ya rly!”
“O k thx bai!”
#34:
Steaming Poo > ANY Sean Young.
(Cold hard poo too.)
^^^ Isn’t Sean Young the whack job who showed up dressed as Catwoman to get the part?
^^^
Yup, that’s the one! The same one that stalked James Woods after their affair ended. And the same one that drunkenly heckled Diving Bell and the Butterfly director Julian Schanbel at the Directors Guide of America awards show.
She’s soooo crazy - I’m sure they’re gonna name a vagina punch move after her.
Here is a SUPER HOT young Sean Young.
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/Sean_Young02@No_Way_Out-LunarScan203.jpg
Looking at that picture has dampened all fapping desires. Just add her photos to the “Overcoming Masturbation” sermon.
Smiley, the only acceptable excuse for your lunacy is that you are over 50. I think my dad would find her hot too. Do you also prefer 70s bush?
#39
Dude, I’m sooooo not over 50 - just 45.
As a matter of fact, I do kinda like the 70’s bush. But not the type that looks like there’s a yard sale going on between the legs, but something that looks a well manicured lawn. I would love it even more if it’s accompanied by a pair of cut off Levi’s, a tan, a feathered hairdo, tube socks, rollerskates, topped with cherry lip gloss & the sheerest tubetop that Sears ever sold.
Now if will excuse me, it’s rice pudding night at the seniors center and I’m not leaving without a second helping.
It actually does matter that she’s a horrible actress.
Here’s an analogy, you have some wonderful soup that gives you terrible raunchy gas even if you down a bottle of Gas X. You could eat the soup and it would taste great, but in 30 minutes you’re gonna be asking your self why you ate it.
It’s the same way I feel after watching a Jessica Alba movie. I know how I started watching, but in 30 minutes I’m wondering what the hell I’m doing here.
Any male who would not climb over a pile of dead nuns and babies to fuck Jessica Alba is gay.