The Babysitters

Hollywood has made another movie that seems to be aimed squarely at the fubar demographic.

The Babysitters is essentially a remake of Risky Business, except that Tom Cruise is now a 16-year old high school girl who starts sleeping with the father of one of the families she babysits for, who pays her to keep quiet about the affair. And instead of her rounding up a bunch of local whores to pimp out of her house, she gets some of her friends from school to start turning tricks with other dads around the neighborhood under the guise of a “babysitting” business. Nice.

This movie has been searching for a distributor since 2006 (shocking), and it looks like it will finally get some sort of release on May 9.

40 thoughts on “The Babysitters

  1. Fap?

    #1 | Comment by Anon — April 17, 2008 @ 1:04 am

  2. They’re hot for babysitters I guess

    #2 | Comment by MyDogFap — April 17, 2008 @ 1:05 am

  3. Actually, this looks more like Debbie Does Dallas without the porn than it does Risky Business.

    #3 | Comment by flyboy — April 17, 2008 @ 1:05 am

  4. WIN.

    #4 | Comment by Xan — April 17, 2008 @ 1:07 am

  5. God, I wish there were baby sitters like that.

    WIN

    #5 | Comment by Karass2Duprass — April 17, 2008 @ 1:08 am

  6. i knew justin would write a movie about how he met his wife.

    #6 | Comment by DoctorofStyle — April 17, 2008 @ 1:56 am

  7. bestest movie ever!

    #7 | Comment by Aiii — April 17, 2008 @ 2:45 am

  8. #6 – Justin likes milfs, not jailbait. He only pretends to like jb so he can fit in.

    #8 | Comment by dex — April 17, 2008 @ 3:38 am

  9. Actually, Justin likes men, not milfs. He only pretends to like milfs so he can fit in.

    #9 | Comment by Nobody — April 17, 2008 @ 8:23 am

  10. So what is the number to that service???

    #10 | Comment by TheMan — April 17, 2008 @ 8:58 am

  11. This will be the best movie ever. It’s like they read my perverted mind.

    #11 | Comment by Andrew Kuehler — April 17, 2008 @ 9:33 am

  12. wait, tom cruise=16 y o girl=sex with old men. tom cruise has sex with old men. huh

    this also sounds very similar to these girls
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439008/

    #12 | Comment by Tom Foolery — April 17, 2008 @ 9:35 am

  13. Sigh.

    I wish I had kids so I could hire a hot babysitter. Do you think the wife would figure it out if I hired a babysitter and we have no kids?

    #13 | Comment by Chas — April 17, 2008 @ 9:36 am

  14. If this film was like that 9 songs in film, where they show full intercourse, and there was a buttsecks scene. I’d watch it.

    #14 | Comment by gulliver — April 17, 2008 @ 9:40 am

  15. Our usual babysitter is my wife’s mom. But maybe I could convince my wife to use some of the high school or college girls at our church. How to know who is receptive to this sort of thing though?

    #15 | Comment by Tim — April 17, 2008 @ 10:49 am

  16. #15, at least try for college girls. Once the wife finds out (and she will), you’ll only be facing divorce, not prison too.

    #16 | Comment by Flyboy — April 17, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

  17. Doesn’t Hustler have a babysitter porn series? Someone named Sky, or something like that, has some hot scenes in the Babysitter series.

    #17 | Comment by Dave — April 17, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

  18. Hahaha the preview has the red “restricted audiences” background! It must be a good movie lol

    #18 | Comment by Darkstar — April 17, 2008 @ 6:58 pm

  19. #15-
    “How to know who is receptive to this sort of thing though?”

    Just ask ’em if they wanna see Fall Out Boy, then open up your bathrobe and say, ‘ Ooops, it fell out.”.

    #19 | Comment by Smiley — April 17, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

  20. AngelBaby, there are pics of Miranda Kerr’s boobies and they’re not on fubar. WTF?!

    #20 | Comment by Tony — April 17, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

  21. This shit better have nudity.

    #21 | Comment by J. Leguizamo — April 17, 2008 @ 7:46 pm

  22. #20 – if they were hi res you can bet your butt i would’ve posted them by now.

    the ones i’ve seen require the use of a magnifying glass to actually confirm that the girl is Miranda, and that she is in fact nude.

    #22 | Comment by AngelBaby — April 17, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

  23. what is the matter with you people???

    have you not heard emma watson is no longer jailbait????

    #23 | Comment by whats going on here — April 17, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

  24. This movie looks insane. Wish it had more names in the cast though. The most recognizable person i saw was over the hill sex and the city gurl and Luigi from the Mario Bros movie. ;{

    #24 | Comment by Crackpot — April 17, 2008 @ 10:07 pm

  25. Gee I wonder if the got the screenplay idea from a pulitzer prize winning story about a certain Portland mayor/future Oregon governer?

    #25 | Comment by YESitsme — April 18, 2008 @ 12:43 am

  26. I’m sticking with hardcore.

    #26 | Comment by Milhouse — April 18, 2008 @ 1:14 am

  27. Yes, we all know Emma Watson is now 18. However, she’s not attractive, and she hasn’t done anything recently.

    #27 | Comment by Nobody — April 18, 2008 @ 1:41 am

  28. 24 – “Luigi from the Mario Bros movie”. Well it make sense for him to be here, who better than him to lay some pipe. He’s out for some princess toadstool.

    Oh, great. Now when I’m watching this movie I will be hearing the music from the original 8-bit Mario Bros Game.

    #28 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 18, 2008 @ 2:02 am

  29. Hmm… this makes me think when I was in middle-school I shouldn’t have made fun of the girls reading the “BabySitter’s Club” books. Those chicks were getting direct slut lesssons!

    #29 | Comment by Evil Monkey — April 18, 2008 @ 2:04 am

  30. 35 flavors of nasty fun. yay.

    #30 | Comment by mister — April 18, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

  31. I’m trying to thin of what I saw it in, but there was somebody who was in his thirties and he was trying to deside between two women, one was 18, and the advice someone gave him was “You know, when you are 80, you will still be able to say I had sex with an 18-yr old.” I know my paraphrasing isn’t funny. Never mind.

    From before. The problem is if I am going to be found out, I at least want the sex first. Unlike Election where he got the divorce without getting to fuck Reese.

    #31 | Comment by Tim — April 19, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  32. #19, win.

    emma hasn’t been jb for 2 years, loser.

    more chabert.

    #32 | Comment by monkeydong — April 19, 2008 @ 7:47 am

  33. This trailer makes me want to have kids and then hire teenage babysitters to watch them and then bang the bejeebers out of those babysitters.

    #33 | Comment by Dr. Disgusto — April 20, 2008 @ 1:29 am

  34. Jailbait or not Emma Watson is hot!

    I want her…

    #34 | Comment by Vote for Pedro — April 20, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

  35. emma watson has been legal in canada since harry potter 2

    whats this topic about?

    #35 | Comment by Coolstream — April 20, 2008 @ 8:57 pm

  36. more chabert!

    #36 | Comment by monkeydong — April 20, 2008 @ 9:14 pm

  37. Different babysitter movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMasUq_Xsho&feature=related

    #37 | Comment by crabby — April 20, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

  38. Different babysitter movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMasUq_Xsho&feature=related

    This was on late at night I think on AMC a month ago. The dad is also the real estate guy in the move Poldergist

    #38 | Comment by basicallystupid — April 26, 2008 @ 1:57 am

  39. Actually, Justin likes little boys, not milfs or jailbaits. He only pretends to like milfs so he can fit in.

    #39 | Comment by crbassassin — April 30, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

  40. this movie was kinda hot tho…

    #40 | Comment by jez — October 4, 2010 @ 10:43 pm

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