YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK

28 11 2008

WHAT. YEEEEAAHHHH.


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87 responses to “YOU GOTTA DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK”

    28 11 2008
  • 1.  pyronuc (20:14:55) :

    Lol, funny shit

  • 28 11 2008
  • 2.  Oh Yeah (20:39:29) :

    An angry lesbian but I still adore her. Her’s, is the only Cake that’s not a lie.

  • 28 11 2008
  • 3.  gulliver (20:55:05) :

    WHERES TEH GOBLET

  • 28 11 2008
  • 4.  Boo (22:01:41) :

    Started off average, turned out awesome

  • 28 11 2008
  • 5.  Chas (22:45:03) :

    Fuck that dude needs to get his teeth looked at soon. Not only do they look awful but I can’t understand what he is saying. WHAT?

  • 28 11 2008
  • 6.  Jeff (22:48:48) :

    Started out like I have heard before, but then…WOW!

  • 28 11 2008
  • 7.  gulliver (22:51:00) :

    JUSTIN IS AN AZN. BET JOO DIDNT KNOW DAT FNAR FNAR.

  • 28 11 2008
  • 8.  Swinghammer (22:52:45) :

    Awesome!!

  • 28 11 2008
  • 9.  gulliver (22:54:05) :

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CANT UNDERSTAND?????????

    CHINESE WRITING.

  • 28 11 2008
  • 10.  thegonz111 (23:07:14) :

    CALL THE COPS!

  • 28 11 2008
  • 11.  John Cocktoastin (23:20:50) :

    That’s seriously fucked up. Hilarious … but fucked up. I think I better not forward that to anyone.

  • 28 11 2008
  • 12.  Tony (23:28:22) :

    How topical.

    Hello, 2005!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 13.  alberach (00:26:06) :

    That was awesome!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 14.  Supher (01:24:14) :

    Why didn’t I think of this? This is amazing.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 15.  Kreuk (02:06:59) :

    YEAH, ALRIGHT, LESS GO!

    Funny stuff.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 16.  walker4409 (02:31:37) :

    #2
    No she´s no angry lesbian, maybe not even a
    lesbian but bi. All that hardcore-lesbian rumors
    started with faked youtube accounts . Any person
    (maybe a dropped ex-girlfriend, or any other
    envious shithole) opens one by one faked account
    and tries to portray her as an arrogant unfriendly
    person. I bet she´s quite the opposite.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 17.  walker4409 (04:05:40) :

    The newest shit from this fakerbastard is
    “broadwaybaby1991” . Always the same infamous
    style and way of impersonation, it´s the 5th
    fakeshit already (myspace/youtube). I´ll flag that
    shit down till it´s deleted. No account of this
    shitstain existed longer than a month btw.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 18.  EmJee (04:15:58) :

    Uh, #17, wtf are you talking about? “Fakeshit”? It’s fucking hilarious! We need MORE hardcore rap corrupting soulless, corporate, little girly TV shows, not less.

    WHUT?! :D

  • 29 11 2008
  • 19.  Ryuka (05:02:18) :

    “Am I the only one that thinks that those puppets are fucking creepy? I dunno what it is… They give me the willies, I swear… I mean, I have plenty of stuffed toys, so I’m not someone that’s usually creeped out by those kinds of things…”

    “I do have to say, she’s hypnotically cute in action, and I love seamless fanmade stuff like this. Damn, she makes me want to inject (which is either a really poor or an excellent choice of wording there), some inky corruption into that pure, marshmallowy pink (wording there too…) fluff. I love corrupting innocent young girls, even if they only seem innocent.” ^_^

  • 29 11 2008
  • 20.  Pirho (05:58:46) :

    Dude shes only 17!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 21.  Jenesis (06:59:20) :

    GENIUS

  • 29 11 2008
  • 22.  filthyfish (08:09:19) :

    that is just what I needed!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 23.  the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris (08:20:04) :

    omg dats my bitch i gots her locked ups in me basement i has been fuckin her asshole cause she screams more

  • 29 11 2008
  • 24.  coolstream (08:33:51) :

    i lol’d

    then masturbated vigorously

    then lol’d again

  • 29 11 2008
  • 25.  Deb (09:15:04) :

    let me be the first to say i hate niggers,,,rap sucks

  • 29 11 2008
  • 26.  zipcity (11:13:37) :

    And let me be the first to say Deb is an ignorant, racist slug. Wu tang!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 27.  the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris (11:13:45) :

    NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
    i fuckin hate little john
    yyeeeeaaaaaaaa!!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 28.  Evil Monkey (14:54:20) :

    Wow, that was hillariously innappropriate. And agree with #11, it’s funny enough that you would want to forward it to someone, but who the hell could I forward it too? Worst part though, is that is going to be in my head all fucking day, “Turn around bitch, grind your ass on a nigga, that’s the way to make the dick get a little bigga!”.

    NOTE to Justin/AB: Based on Deb/Cumbucket, your apparently not allowed to post anything that has anything remotely to do with black people. I knew this place was filled with Republicans, but the secret racists are still a little surprising.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 29.  dizzle (15:10:40) :

    #28: I’m willing to bet $100 that they are only “racist” on the internet, to people they don’t know and won’t have to deal with. Aka spineless cowards.

    Regardless, funny vid!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 30.  MacDaddy (15:17:04) :

    Now that’s some funny shit

  • 29 11 2008
  • 31.  Xan (15:30:36) :

    EEEK! wikipedia says there working on a third season! i wonder if shes gonna reprise her role as Stephanie.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 32.  rye (17:22:38) :

    I like this one better..

    Kristin Bell Bakes a Cake!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 33.  Zen Moon 7 (17:33:53) :

    Would.

  • 29 11 2008
  • 34.  filthyfish (22:09:33) :

    awwwwwwwwwwwe, bigots on the intarwebs, how cute.

    i still cant wrap my head around a pedophile that hates “niggers”.

    exceeding the speed limit on the pretensiousness turnpike are we?

  • 29 11 2008
  • 35.  dizzle (22:51:54) :

    I’d rather watch this girl, though:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wos2jhKhiCQ

  • 29 11 2008
  • 36.  the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris (23:37:01) :

    28. Evil Monkey (14:54:20) :

    Wow, that was hillariously innappropriate. And agree with #11, it’s funny enough that you would want to forward it to someone, but who the hell could I forward it too? Worst part though, is that is going to be in my head all fucking day, “Turn around bitch, grind your ass on a nigga, that’s the way to make the dick get a little bigga!”.

    NOTE to Justin/AB: Based on Deb/Cumbucket, your apparently not allowed to post anything that has anything remotely to do with black people. I knew this place was filled with Republicans, but the secret racists are still a little surprising.

    im not racist i just hate rap and little john and……..NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 29 11 2008
  • 37.  Mister (23:42:40) :

    Spit-take

  • 30 11 2008
  • 38.  J.Jizzle (02:35:04) :

    the girl is only hot with the wig on, otherwise, shes just another newyorker.

  • 30 11 2008
  • 39.  psyper (03:35:04) :

    #32
    Is that guy behind her trying to get round her. hes like – erm excuse me .. just want to get past… yeah thats funny but … erm .. i cant get to my seat…

  • 30 11 2008
  • 40.  El Gigante (10:16:11) :

    dizzle said :
    I’m willing to bet $100 that they are only “racist” on the internet, to people they don’t know and won’t have to deal with. Aka spineless cowards.

    Yeah, those damn cowards give real racists a bad name.

  • 30 11 2008
  • 41.  LexVII (15:21:46) :

    Man I love this site!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 30 11 2008
  • 42.  en Het Pudel (16:16:02) :
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  • 43.  walker4409 (16:58:25) :

    Ahhh, i love Julibaby, first a tonguegame and
    then what i live for

  • 30 11 2008
  • 44.  edc (17:06:17) :

    lol @ niggers who can’t speak english.

  • 30 11 2008
  • 45.  walker4409 (17:26:02) :

    Seems my links are working not but my fantasy
    works….Juliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiannnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap…all the better

  • 30 11 2008
  • 46.  AngelBaby (17:30:23) :

    #43/45 – fixt.

  • 30 11 2008
  • 47.  walker4409 (17:55:21) :

    Thanks Angel

  • 30 11 2008
  • 48.  dizzle (21:32:47) :

    #40: I am saying they would be too pussy to say that shit in real life, to anyone, whether they really think it or not.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 49.  darkstar (02:05:21) :

    LOL nearly spit Pepsi all over my screen when Lil Jon showed up.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 50.  Al Roker (11:05:45) :

    Turn around, bitch.
    You forgot yer umbrella.
    Weatha nigga says there’s gonna be some bad weatha.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 51.  the jizzmaker (13:05:45) :

    fucking lame shit

  • 1 12 2008
  • 52.  the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris (14:33:03) :

    id call a nigger a nigger anytime dosent bother me at all and if they can kick my ass ill just run then burn there house down stupid niggers

    and on that point what makes u peole think u can behave like an ass or beat someone up and get away with it theres more than one way to skin a cat
    hahahahahaha skin a cat i bet jujus shaved

  • 1 12 2008
  • 53.  Deb (14:45:53) :

    Uh ,,,got news for you assholes…I say it all the time onlly got beat once then thrashed the nigger girll twice what i got.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 54.  mmmm (17:37:13) :

    Huh? Not available? Just wanted to give it a revisit.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 55.  Mister (19:30:34) :

    #54. Saying it to Urkel in the chess club doesn’t count.

  • 1 12 2008
  • 56.  Pirho (20:50:29) :

    This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by HatPerson

  • 1 12 2008
  • 57.  Claire Bennet & Elle Bishop (23:13:23) :

    More hayden Miley Megan Kristen

  • 2 12 2008
  • 58.  Justin (04:30:17) :

    video is back up!

  • 2 12 2008
  • 59.  the cumbucket from hell named chuck norris (04:50:34) :

    i hope u beat that nigger bitch good

  • 2 12 2008
  • 60.  I'd Do Her (13:05:36) :

    Welcome to the Internet. Allow me to cover the basics: There’s porn, and there’s political discussions where you can write horribly racist shit anonymously without getting your ass beat. I hear there’s other things you can do online, but yeah, that about sums it up.
    – some website :)

  • 2 12 2008
  • 61.  Deb (14:21:51) :

    Guess what asshole,the nigger girl started it,gave my little siseter shit calling her a whore and shoving her…myTEN YEAR OLD SISTER..for no reason.the nigger girl was about 22…so yeah I beat her ass

  • 2 12 2008
  • 62.  Dave (16:59:19) :

    That one was good, but this one cost me my soul.

  • 2 12 2008
  • 63.  the demon seed of Ron Jeremy (23:54:42) :

    Raping Stephanie so hard that I split her in two? That’s the way to make my dick get a little bigga! BOO-YAH!

  • 3 12 2008
  • 64.  Austin (03:44:49) :

    Hitlers real “Pink” plan.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbr8tkD6fzU

  • 3 12 2008
  • 65.  hamish (05:16:04) :

    video is gone :(

  • 3 12 2008
  • 66.  Justin (06:05:37) :

    not again!

    “This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by LazyTown Entertainment”

    replacing with another mirror

  • 3 12 2008
  • 67.  Fred (21:52:41) :

    How do you submit a tip? I found something you might be interested in.

  • 4 12 2008
  • 68.  borat4602 (00:30:28) :

    I bet her Lessytown bitch has got a new anthemn now thanks to this. Steph in the bedroom singing about baking her cake while her bitch takes Lil John’s vocals while poking the furry cup….!

  • 4 12 2008
  • 69.  LinkThis (01:34:05) :
  • 4 12 2008
  • 70.  Paul (15:59:23) :

    Seriously… instead of just posting the link a bunch of times, why not just link everyone to keepvid.com and tell them to get the flv player. Then you just download the file, and distribute it either directly on this site or through rapidshare, or something. You should do that with ALL your videos, so they’ll still be available when someone wants to check it out in archives later.

    Oh, and the video is hillarious. Had it stuck in my head for days now. Much like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNW882YnUjo

    Sexy sexy robot, sexy part machine…

  • 4 12 2008
  • 71.  Pirho (19:20:00) :

    Cause it dont work with mac’s?

  • 4 12 2008
  • 72.  Crow (22:02:38) :

    LOL Stephanie gets her ass handed to her

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyWkOZAXlU

  • 4 12 2008
  • 73.  lawl (23:23:35) :

    justin just toss it on your server n00b :P

  • 5 12 2008
  • 74.  HAHAHA (03:46:47) :

    “walker4409 Wants you all to know he is trying to hack my account. He is looking for help so if you can help him…
    Oh and I forgot, he is going to “flag your videos and rate them all at 1 star because your a loser””

    Lol?

  • 5 12 2008
  • 75.  HAHAHA (03:48:35) :

    walker4409 all I can tell you is

    http://www.youtube.com/broadwaybaby1991

    Looks more like her account then all the fakes you’ve made on youtube trying to pretend to be her, considering she has videos on that account saying “Hi this is Julianna blah blah”

    Yea…

    Maybe make friends with her instead of trying to “hack” her account and you would see them.

  • 5 12 2008
  • 76.  borat4602 (04:55:57) :

    I’ve never really got the whole Stephanie thing, but her friend Amanda in that singing video? Now that’s one girl I’d like to pump!

  • 5 12 2008
  • 77.  walker4409 (11:40:17) :

    #75
    It´s obvious that you´re the only faker here. It
    helps not to turn the tables. I love Julianna and i´ll
    protect her before image-killers like you. You
    portray her as an angry arrogant lesbian, this is a
    slander, an imposture, a high class robbery. The
    time will come when you get the bill for your
    slanderous game

  • 6 12 2008
  • 78.  Mister (12:19:59) :
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  • 79.  walker4409 (15:33:39) :
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  • 80.  borat4602 (20:01:07) :

    Ok, walker4409. I’m gonna throw you the stick of respect, ain’t nothing wrong with arguing an oppinion.

    BUT, mon amis, do you mean LOVE, as in ‘would love to hang out with, have long interesting talks’ or LOVE as in ‘fuck’?

  • 7 12 2008
  • 81.  walker4409 (03:11:45) :

    #80
    I mean love in the sense of overwhelming,heart-
    rending,yearning desire but………….how could i
    withstand? I´m only a human, and see, she even
    turned God into a pedo. And if he wasn´t a pedo
    before (when he fucked Mary) he certainly is it
    now–after he saw Juli

  • 8 12 2008
  • 82.  Yuu (23:19:51) :

    ROFL That’s hilarious, I had to watch it twice.

  • 10 12 2008
  • 83.  Dave (17:30:04) :

    @ #80
    I would totally have interesting talks with her. I’ve heard her interviews and she seems pretty intelligent actually. And once I’ve earned her trust, I would start asking her to wear the wig more often.

  • 10 12 2008
  • 84.  borat4602 (21:15:40) :

    Well Dave to each their own. I have my guy friend’s to chat to with no risk of stupid movies, insipid music or fashion being included.

    Women are best for semen storage. Certainly more fun than talking to them… ;-)

  • 10 12 2008
  • 85.  Ryuka (21:51:45) :

    “Misogyny to the rescue!”

  • 11 05 2009
  • 86.  Hayden (04:08:49) :

    She’ll turn 18 in a few wks :)

  • 14 11 2009
  • 87.  LOCO (20:04:41) :

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL\

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