Let’s answer some e-mail!

(which really translates into “i don’t have anything else to post about”)

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: BLARG
From: Olliekickflip@aol.com
Date: Thu, Apr 18 2002 7:17:15 PM EDT

-Ian
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“…guys come here and leave with boners?”

You’re not saying that out of experience are you?

But anyway, yeah… now that i think about it, i guess it is kind of a bit creepy. Personally though, i don’t really think the stuff that i have on here is all that ‘porn-y’ anyway. They’re mostly just topless celeb pics. I just like to call it ‘porn’ for the sake of simplicity. ‘Gratuitous nude naked topless celeb pics’ (which is what they really are) is just too much of a mouthful.

There’s absolutely nothing ‘hardcore‘ on the site, i only link to the pics, i never actually post up any of the nudie pics in plain view and well… the only reasons why i even have them on here is because:

1. They bring in a lot of traffic.
2. I just appreciate the female form.

What can i say? Tits = hits. And you know how much i love the both of them.

Draw em in with the porn, hook em up with the posts. That’s my strategy. And it seems to have worked quite well.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: kristen kreuk
From: “matthew osborn” matthew_osborn@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Apr 16 2002 8:45:32 PM -0400

Yeah, so I probably spelled her name wrong. The drop daddy hot chick from Smallville. That one.
You know….I very rarely ever bother with your porn(what can I say….I’m a penatration kind of guy), but it occurs to me that I can use your porn-sleuth talent and webwide connections to my advantage. I’ll be upfront with you. I love this girl. Seriously. She’s Chinese and French fer fucks sake(or something like that). And she probably sez “aboot” all the time. Sexy Canuck. You got me Britney on a boat in hot pants and Veronica in the shower with nothing on. Good things happen in threes. Even Goodinabadway things. If you can’t find a realtively steamy picture of this young lady, than I can take solace in the fact that they must not exist.
 
Thanks.
Glad you’re back.
Matt
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You’re not related to the Green Goblin are you?

Okay, i did some math and this was what i came up with:

Kristin Kreuk + steamy pics = non-existant.

I added a Kristen Kreuk gallery to the celeb site though. You might wanna check that out. You’ve probably seen em already but what the hell.

In other news, the celeb site got 35626 hits yesterday.

In comparison, mine only got 5632.

*sob*

Okay. These next few e-mails. Take a look at them and tell me what they all have in common:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fubar
From: ClearNBlue@aol.com 
Date: Thu, Apr 18 2002 2:05:43 PM EDT

Eversnow
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Kickass site!
From: “J Wilke” randomstylee@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Apr 4 2002 10:34:34 PM -0500

J.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: a request from a fubar fan
From: FuzyWuzyG@aol.com
Date: Thu, Apr 18 2002 7:28:18 PM EDT

hey,
i know you probably get really annoyed by all this stuff, but i was wondering if you could post up some pics. ive been looking far and wide for the traci bingham playboy pics, could you get them for me?
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REQUESTS. ALL OF THEM.

I get a lot of those. And these are just but a fraction of what i’ve gotten in the past coupla weeks.

Okay, see… the thing is… guys, not to come off sounding like a complete asshole but… i don’t really do requests. On occasion, yeah, maybe sometimes i do… but it just depends yanno? When i feel like it, i might. But when i don’t well, you’re just gonna have to sit it out.

But for now, why don’t you all just go check out the celeb site. With over 12820+ pics on there, i’m sure it’ll keep you busy for quite a while.

Anyway, keep those e-mails/comments coming.

Feedback = Good.