What the?
14 07 2009I’ve wanted to take a trip Down Under ever since I got my scuba certification back in college, the Great Barrier Reef is like Mecca for divers.
But if this clip from Australian television is any indication, I won’t be able to get a plane ticket anytime soon because every pedo in America will have the flights booked solid.
Message to TV producers here in the States:
14 year old twins + bikinis + oil = EPIC WIN
ps. thx to Dex for dropping this in my gmail box this afternoon. ^_^
wow
Whats the legal age there?
wow indeed
Wish it would play because it’s not!
AHHH!
#2 – it appears to be 16 in every territory except South Australia and Tasmania where it’s 17.
#4 – it’s playing fine for me.
the legal age is who cares? all our women look like this!
and we have surf, sun ad no terrorism!
aussie aussie aussie! oi oi oi!
Well, it’s not playing for me.
They guy who was oiling up the one in the pink copped not one but two feels off that chick. Hell Yeah!
#4 – Cant see it? Let me give you a run down:
There are these 2 really hot Australian girls and they are getting a oil rubdown from these… Oh Gawd…. AUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH… Oh shit I just came in my pants.
OK, let me try again, sorry. OK, these two girls are blonde and they are twins and… OH JESUS CHRIST!!!! AUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH… Oh shit, I came again.
Maybe somebody can fill you in with what the details. I’m going to finish my Big Gulp, take a nap and play some Xbox 360.
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! MNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! FTTTTTTTTT!!!! BPPPPPP!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Anyone have a link that works?
Okay … I’m just going to go ahead an log on to Lands End and order some more pants, mmmmkay.
Woo! Props to me ^_^
I’ve actually had this for about a week now… and the orignal source is about a year old, from some VHS tape.
#11 – only thing i can think to give you is the direct link
if that doesn’t work, i dunno wut to tell you.
and what do they get for winning?
not arrested!
They should have done it slower. What’s the rush?
You’d have thought they’d do this on the pretence of sun protection or skin cancer, something like that, but that really is just a clip of several adult guys oiling up two 14 y/o knockouts, for great justice.
Um, they missed a few spots under the bikini…
They missed an opportunity here:
Give the girls the oil and let them rub it all over each other. maybe in a wading pool or something.
Perfectly innocent.
Wow, those guys are so going to get fired.
There has to be something very wrong with that clip, cuz I fuckin’ loved it
The Australia of my dreams:
I get off the plane and onto the tarmac and these two girls show up to greet me. They each place a lei on me(like they do in Hawaii), give me a passionate tongue kiss (lasting approximately 2 minutes), hand me a bottle of baby oil and take their bathrobes off.
And then they fix me a turkey sandwich after I finish cleaning the jizz off my inner thigh.
ok, anyone got metacafe pro that can download, and put on rapidshare or something so we can have a permanent of this?
For those of you who are having trouble viewing the video click the direct link that AB has provided and be sure that the “family filter” is set to off
that should solve your problems :3
#23 – boom.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LBX7I4JZ
I didn’t see it but OMG I would have put oil on their inner thighs.
Just to touch those firm….
1.OMFG
2.What fucking channel is that?
Oh,and Angelbabay ,nice find!
I hate America now. I want to move.
#28… wtf
All she did was open her email from me >_<
HAY GUD WIN!
That should be an Olympic sport!!!
I bet I could go for a medal…!
Oil? They should be spreading maple syrup on those pert little gumdrops!!
Awesome.
Naked oil race would’ve been much much better, though. Well, that is, the chicks, not the dudes. It would’ve been better still if the chicks were nude, and if it was ME rubbing them down, and not just one, but BOTH of them.
Yeah, can’t get much better than that, short of tapping that ass.
Channel V, which as you can tell is… a music video channel :)
I think thats prolly old, but I am not sure.
Every summer they go around in a bus putting on small concerts around the coastal regions, with a mix of acts from australia and abroad… I remember they once had Good Charlotte near here. Obviously other stuff happens too :)
This is one of those posts where I realize that I may be a *tad* out of sync with the attraction level of most posters here. The only things I was thinking when I watched the vid were a) ugly, far too skinny, far too young girls, and b) how the hell did this make it to television without a massive scandal and possible legal troubles?
All I can think is that they were in Tasmania and the men in the vid were the twins’ brothers, eh Aussies? ;-)
@36- Legal troubles? For what?
I was in Perth/ Fremantle and Hobart at the end of ’88 and there were topless girls on the TV and on the beach (Cottlesloe, for one). Loved the people there.
*sniff* I love my country.
What the hell did I just watch, and why do I want to watch it again?
In Australia, when there are twins involved, you are allowed to add their ages together for all legal purposes, it is god’s will.
I swear, Justin made my posts invisable.
39 – LOL
Australian sheep-shaggers
omg I LOL’d.. Im still LOLing
I love them.
Maybe the best post ever on dontlinkthis. These girls appear every time I close my eyes!
That’s the best video I’ve ever seen … at least since I watched the 4:05 – 4:35 portion of this classic: http://hollywoodtuna.com/video-sfw.php?id=vj2mYTg-eeM&title=Alyssa Milano Teen Steam Workout Video
How the fuck did none of those faggots get a boner doing that? I nearly creamed myself just looking at one of those little bitches licking her lip at the start.
AB: The Great Barrier Reef is awesome.
I highly recommend going to Cairns, and taking a small deep sea dive boat from there or Port Douglas. (I actually have a towne house in Port Douglas, and I’d be hapy to have you stay with me when I am there, in return for sexual favors)
Also, one of the best things about Queensland and Cairns in particular, most of the women between the ages of 16 – 26 have an aversion to wearing panties. And those that do always wear thongs, and those that don’t have no problem showing you!
I recommend The Woolshed Bar in Cairns….easiest place to pick up hot easy drunk Australians! (Or tourists!)
Not a ‘dry patch’ to be found! – come on guys lets see if we can find these now surely legal girls and make them famous all over again this time for all the right reasons!
wouldn’t mind them jumbucking my tuckerbag
I feel guilty for getting a boner while watching… :(
Emjee must be a Tad bit gay with his head a Tad way up his ass..the girls were hot!!! TOO YOUNG??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
#36 is obviously new here, and has massive mental damaged
Finally, this site is getting back to what made it good in the first place.
i fucking love this website
30. Ok ,Nice find Dex.
Great post AB, i ripped that with telescope eyes..
sssswwwweeeeeeeettttt i must say nice find and they is hawt
After watching it for the twelfth time, I’m fixated on how the girls open their mouths when those oily hands are there to grease their faces. Well trained, in Oz.
hmm, looks like the girl who won has nice tits.. I can’t believe those dudes got away with this though.. they can’t be 14. that’s not right.
Thoughts:
Pinky got her tits bounced not once, not twice, but thrice! Her sister got less screentime.
Either Mike(the host) is really runty, or his male guests were very tall, or the 14 year olds are pretty tall for their age.
The critics agree:
“It’s the perfect data movie…”
‘Two Thumbs Up!”
“Feel-good movie of the year.”
Winner of the Golden Globes and the Academy Award Best Foreign Film of the Year
Maybe there’s a mix up and the girls are in fact older than 14. Yeah, that’s the ticket, they’re eh, 19.
On the advice of my lawyer, I’m gonna say these girls are now officially 19. Then it’s settled.
Is that cool with you, officer? Can you un-cuff me now? And take my computer out of your cruiser and put it back on my desk.
yeah the vid is still not working for me….any other suggestions? :(
@ 65 – At this point my suggestion would be to update your fucking computer, or whatever shit operating system you are running.
@ the post – Really hot. Maybe a bit wrong, but really really hot. =P
#40 – LOL
IfWhen I become Master of the Universe, that law will apply everywhere. Universally.I was WOndering when was this recorded by now those twins are legal right
^^^
sure, that’s a story you could go with.
Legal in Canada
@65 – http://www.videolan.org/vlc/
#66 u have attitude problems dont you, son?
youtube link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHI1CD-BvOs
lmao, the one at around 1:11 suddenly had the look of ‘what am i doing??!’ haha
Total grope.
http://img11.imageshack.us/i/grope.jpg/
ahhhhhhh,
its about fucking time we got the basics ’round here.
I’m surprised justin has added his two cents to this Therapy induced mess! Well I’ve searched online for them but as we have no names no dates or locatin other than Australia it’s a little difficult to find anything but the same video! Also feel very wrong typying ’14 year old twins’ in google…..hang on someones at my door…….
14-yr old boobies are the best
I hate those dudes.
there is so nothing to see here. you guys need to get outside already it’s freakin july and get your own girl(s)
Oh there is a lot to see here you fag
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/125505-1/Oiling_fondling.gif
#80 – no u
@70: Huron 14 is not legal in Canada, but go for it, and have fun meeting bubba in prison. LOL
Yeah, fine except that those girls have obviously reached puberty (not passed it though, but that doesn’t matter) so it’s not pedophilia. I just cannot stress this enough. No tits = pedo, tits = not pedo!
16 is the legal age in canada now… and this seems to be filmed a while ago… so legal now? :P
If you watch this film elsewhere on the web there’s a longer version where at the end a guy walks up, says he just talked to the producers and asked if it was legal for them to do this, and they had said “no”. But the whole thing was live so it was already too late.
They said the same thing in this one.
apparently 87 thought this version was shorter because he never made it to the end…
you need to develop some stamina man… premature ejaculation is not a laughing matter…. for you… for us it’s hilarious
nice find dex…
way to oust dex as the master pedo AB…
AB, it was nice to hear about your Scuba certification at the time, but that was a week ago now.
Anything can get boring after a week. Even if I had to listen to Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato comparing the appearance and texture of their vulvas, after so many days it would start to get monotonous.
In the past week, I think I’ve produced a quart of baby batter over this.
#91 – I’d be interested in putting your theory to the test.
Next post please
pirho shut the fuck up,,,If you do’nt like it go away
Well, that was uncalled for. Anger issues?
GUESS WUT?!!!! Selena Gomez turned 17 today and posted these 3 pics on her Twitter. And GUESS WUT!! I’m willing to believe the 3rd pic contains an inadvertant areola-slip. Believe, people.
http://twitpic.com/b0tre
http://twitpic.com/b5ik8
http://twitpic.com/b5o89
Aww. Those Selena pics are so touching. When my high school girlfriend turned 17, I got her an REM CD and then fingerbanged her in her parent’s driveway. What can I say ? I’m a romantic.
^^^
That’s a fascinating story, especially for referencing REM and the often overlooked skill of fingerbanging in the same sentence.
Who’s going to be post #100? Come on, people. You’ve got to want it. YOU’VE GOT TO WANT IT!!!
First…. erm… 100th!
One hundred and first!
Instant boner…
Is an update too fucking much to ask for after nearly 10 days?
I’ve personally selected the best Miley Cyrus twitter pics:
http://twitpic.com/baanf
http://twitpic.com/ba8qh
http://twitpic.com/amf8x
http://twitpic.com/82uwy
http://twitpic.com/7vvww
http://twitpic.com/7e01t
http://twitpic.com/7dx9p
http://twitpic.com/7dw9k
http://twitpic.com/7cwwj
http://twitpic.com/6shtr
http://twitpic.com/384nw
http://twitpic.com/7fdyd (chick on the left is all for Walker)
Kinda wanna see her new video…anyone have a link?
#104 – Here.
If you love grainy, lo-res, out of focus shots of a mildly famous sports reporter, you’ll love it.
Please update this site. PLEASE
Still no update? No Erin Andrews video?
This site sucks more dick than Paris Hilton on a cocaine binge.
RE: Erin Andrews
This folks, is what we call “publicity seeking”. Observe the evidence:
1) All we can see is a blonde girl with a great body. There’s no way of telling for sure that it’s her, so if she really wanted to avoid a “scandal” she could’ve simply ignored it rather than going public that it was her.
2) At around 0:54 she appears to look right at the camera and does some sexy leg dip stuff, then turns so that her ass is facing the camera and does it again.
3) Everybody has a “sex tape” these days and most of them are self-produced. It’s how you get yourself in the news and if you can do it without shedding much of your dignity then so much the better, especially if it looks like a voyeur piece.
Taken together, it’s pretty obvious that she had this made herself. It’s grainy enough to hide any flaws her body may have, as well as any strange expressions she may have pulled, while still clear enough for us to see that she’s really hot. And now she’s getting publicity out the wazoo for it and every bittorrent tracker has a copy that’ll download in about 60 secs. on an average connection.
QED.
Emjee is right about this…I saw through it also..there is no way she did not fake it…she is ugly too, in my book ,so don’t get sucked into this publicity shit just so you can say you saw the Vid…She is a complete bore..and a fake one at that
Noobs. 10 days without an update is nothing.
I found another teasing photo on Selena Gomez’s twitter:
http://pix.saynow.com/photos/0090306VGM0Zk0wSGpIWlNLUjJNMlVXdFBKdz09?page=
I’m still hoping for a Hudgens-style scandal by Christmas.
^^^
for a moment there, I thought you wrote “twatter”.
Nip slip by October, pics of her shotgunning a Coors Light by Christmas and pantyless upskirts by February of next year.
Yeah this site is slow…it never used to be…Justin was great with updating the site then it went downhill and virtually stopped. Congrats to AngelBaby for taking over but it still is slow. Still it’s the best place to find HiRes pics so I just come here once a month(sometimes more)
Need more Mods but not the ones who post crappy images!
Please please please do a post on Perrey Reeves
Not really Viper. If you’re so intent on whacking it to pictures of celebrities you might as well go over to Egotastic.
I will probably be dead before they are legal. Damn
@ #96, I would guess so. Geese @ #95 settle down will ya, lay off the coffee.
No new posts again…
It’s ONLY been like 2 weeks now, so I guess I should let it slide
As a protest, I intend to post the lyrics to some old Negro spirituals until a new post:
I was just in Cairns last week and snorkelled on the Great Barrier Reef… amazing! There were so many hot girls on the boat alone, not to mention in Cairns.
#121
As a protest i post one of my favorite vids again
http://www.lastfm.de/music/Mastgrr/+videos/+1-hQp5l4-sfFA
@121 You go down on moses, he’s too old for me.
not forgetting this version :
http://cakerock.ytmnd.com/
@117 thanks for the site
As a protest, I intend to post combinations of Don’t Link This’ most hated things until a new post:
Jessica Chobot + Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/gaming/bfg/82855/ask-jess-dammit-vol-10.html
wow, no post of all the different costumes Olivia Munn wore at Comic Con???
-is sadly dissapointed!
one supplement yet…..yeaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://julibabe63738.ytmnd.com/
Here’s some topless Miranda Kerr for everyone.
#130: I literally already fapped to those. I think they’re some of the hottest pics ever, can’t wait for UHQs.
Gomez has too much forehead for my taste, and the beaver has too muc teeth, but Kerr looks pretty good.
Oh and a new post is needed. My protest is the “latest” iCarly music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Maybe AB can find the rest of the Watson bikini pics? There can’t be just one can there?
Shit. Rick rolled!
Thou hast Rick rolled me.
Jesus, what a bunch of Slack-Jawed Fagots in here. It’s Fucking Erin Andrews Naked! And everyone is bitching about it. Who gives a shit if she meant to do it or not. (She didn’t). If this had happened to Miley, would we bitch about if it was real or not? Who would care? We would be too busy fapping…
^^^
True. Erin is pretty hot, but that tape doesn’t do anything for me.
Anyone know the girl’s names in the vid?
i think this is wrong. they’re 14.!
I think I just came.
Thank God I live in Australia…if only every 14 yr old was willing to do this
I just bought a house in Australia because of this video.
How long ago was this vid? I think I know the girls. Chanelle & Melanie. But they’re probably about 21 now.