Avril/Layout

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From: Lilbigin04@aol.com
Date: Fri, Jul 26 2002 1:33:39 AM EDT

hey my name is bill i’m 18 years old i jus want to say i think your cute and i like you music
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28/7/02 7:23 AM
Lilbigin04: is this avril lavigne?

Yes i still get e-mails and IMs from people who think that i am Avril Lavigne (oh how i wish i was. i’d be touching myself all day if i were… but i’m not. so no).

So i’ve been thinking, while it’s been tons of fun getting all these e-mails/IMs/guestbook signings and whatnot courtesy of Avril, i’m thinking it’s time to change the layout. Initially, this Avril layout was just supposed to be a one day joke intended for my girlfriend (she really hates Avril you see) and that it’d only be up for a day. But then i figured i’d just torture her some more and let it stay up anyway. Hee.

This Avril layout has probably been THE most complained about layout ever. Actually it’s probably the ONLY layout that people have ever complained about. To my knowledge i don’t think anybody has ever complained about any of the other layouts.

It’s funny though. I’ve never had anyone think that i was Claire Forlani or Natalie Portman or Drew Barrymore or Angelina Jolie before with all the other layouts. I switch to an Avril one and BAM. Everybody thinks i’m her.

Anyway, here’s where you get to help. I need someone new to use. I’m thinking Kristin Kruek. Even though i find her totally unappealing.

To me anyway.

Any other suggestions? Leave yours in the comments section.

This Avril layout will probably be up for a coupla more days (maybe weeks?) until i make a final decision as to who i’m gonna use for the next version of this layout. So until then, you’re just gonna have to live with seeing Avril staring you in the face each time you load up the site. Har har har.

<3 Avril.

94 thoughts on “Avril/Layout”

  1. Do a ROSE MCGOWAN layout. She is gorgeous! But I agree with the man who said Kirsten Dunst. We can be Kirsten-layout-whores together. But Kristen Kreuk is cool…Canadian <3 hhe..but why make a layout if you don't like her?

    #1 | Comment by Liz — July 28, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  2. Natalie Portman sounds good. Nicole Kidman?
    Or……………….KIRSTEN DUNST FOR CHRISTS SAKE?????? Sorry, rage management issues.

    Oh, and first post blah blah blah whatever

    #2 | Comment by stavros magroober — July 28, 2002 @ 11:42 pm

  3. how about suzi. j/k. why don’t u try anna kournikova or kirsten dunst. i’d choose between those two.

    #3 | Comment by xenocrates — July 28, 2002 @ 11:47 pm

  4. Is it time to start calling for a Suzi layout again?..ha ha

    #4 | Comment by bligityblah — July 28, 2002 @ 11:55 pm

  5. Josie Maran!!!!!

    http://josiemaran.ws/

    #5 | Comment by Unknown — July 28, 2002 @ 11:55 pm

  6. JUSTIN!!! OMG let me pick the next girl…I have good taste…Like Charlize theron, or um someone else that I pick damnit.

    #6 | Comment by Keli — July 28, 2002 @ 11:59 pm

  7. ARGH. okay the site died again some time last night and corrupted this post. so all the comments are gone. AGAIN. blah. anyway, there were about 25 on here before. and i could only salvage 10 from a back up. i need to back up more. anyway, i lost all those suggestions soooo suggest again! or something.

    #7 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2002 @ 7:02 am

  8. KIRSTEN DUNST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    #8 | Comment by Big H — July 29, 2002 @ 7:52 am

  9. How could you forget the likes of the Olsen twins? They are almost legal age (in Canada), and every red blooded American male is waiting for their 18th to come around. Hell, why not the Bush twins as a spoof layout. Seriously, I’d say its time to bring Ms. Jennifer Love Hewitt to the dontlinkthis.net spotlight.

    #9 | Comment by Shiz'nizzlin — July 29, 2002 @ 10:06 am

  10. kirsten dunst is the obvious choice here

    #10 | Comment by btran — July 29, 2002 @ 11:42 am

  11. no i told him a few weeks ago i was picking 😛 and it BETTER be sophie ellis-bextor! or atleast someone pretty.

    #11 | Comment by suzi — July 29, 2002 @ 12:15 pm

  12. i never really was a big fan of angelina jolie and drew barrymore either though. but i still used them cuz their pics looked good =]

    i think i have a thing for canadian girls now. first avril. now possibly kristen (just for the layout anyway. i still dont like her). or maybe neve campbell? i like neve campbell. or kathleen robertson? phwoooh. i LOVE kathleen robertson.

    <3 canadians =D

    #12 | Comment by Justin — July 29, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  13. I like the idea of using less uber-popular chics for the layout. I second the request for Josie Maran, she is very hot. Or maybe Sarah Djabali?

    #13 | Comment by iphae — July 29, 2002 @ 12:31 pm

  14. Tipper Gore

    #14 | Comment by fedallah — July 29, 2002 @ 1:42 pm

  15. sophie sophie sophie

    #15 | Comment by suzi — July 29, 2002 @ 1:52 pm

  16. I wish….. but that doesn’t look like her at all

    #16 | Comment by Plugo — July 29, 2002 @ 1:52 pm

  17. =Natasha Henstridge would be awesome. Might even get more hits.

    #17 | Comment by 0011 — July 29, 2002 @ 1:52 pm

  18. Either Kristin Kreuk of natasha henstridge…

    #18 | Comment by jeremy — July 29, 2002 @ 1:52 pm

  19. No disrespect or anything suzi but sophie ellis-bextor is terribly ugly so maybe your suggestion on ‘someone pretty’ is a better one.

    #19 | Comment by mac — July 29, 2002 @ 3:06 pm

  20. and she kinda looks like an alien

    #20 | Comment by mac — July 29, 2002 @ 3:07 pm

  21. but your hott so maybe it should be you

    #21 | Comment by mac — July 29, 2002 @ 3:09 pm

  22. if you dont mind me saying

    #22 | Comment by mac — July 29, 2002 @ 3:10 pm

  23. anna kournikova

    #23 | Comment by fromagex — July 29, 2002 @ 3:38 pm

  24. anna kournikova, kristen miller, natasha henstridge, or brooke burns. these girls are hot.

    #24 | Comment by xenocrates — July 29, 2002 @ 3:43 pm

  25. Elisha Cuthbert?

    http://members.fortunecity.com/elishacuthbert/fhm/cuthbert0134.jpg

    #25 | Comment by RedEye — July 29, 2002 @ 3:51 pm

  26. Brooke Burke

    #26 | Comment by Mad — July 29, 2002 @ 4:19 pm

  27. Jessica Alba

    #27 | Comment by Bub — July 29, 2002 @ 4:20 pm

  28. kristin kreuk

    #28 | Comment by Amor — July 29, 2002 @ 4:34 pm

  29. Diane Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MILF

    #29 | Comment by ian — July 29, 2002 @ 4:40 pm

  30. me again. i’d like to add elisha cuthbert to the list. she’s so hot now. she was hot before, like on PMK, but she’s even hotter.

    #30 | Comment by xenocrates — July 29, 2002 @ 6:12 pm

  31. Suzi –

    Who the hell is sophie ellis-bextor?????? Gimme some photos so I can see if she’s hawt.

    #31 | Comment by smash — July 29, 2002 @ 7:08 pm

  32. Hot celebrities to choose from:

    Sandra Bullock
    Sarah Michelle Gellar
    Kathleen Robertson
    Emma Caufield (Anya on Buffy: TVS)
    Linda ONeil is smoking hot
    Brook Burke is pretty fine too (Lots of newdies available of her as well)

    I’m feeling old the yougin’s out there don’t do much for me anymore.

    #32 | Comment by smash — July 29, 2002 @ 7:12 pm

  33. Tara Reid!

    #33 | Comment by Metatron — July 29, 2002 @ 8:02 pm

  34. Izzati Bahar. har har har!!

    #34 | Comment by Ju — July 29, 2002 @ 8:15 pm

  35. You should put jamie king on your layout, she is HOTT!

    http://heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/james_king/index.htm

    #35 | Comment by Jared — July 29, 2002 @ 8:52 pm

  36. what happened to wank club or am I allowed to ask?

    #36 | Comment by D — July 29, 2002 @ 9:06 pm

  37. Brooke Burke / Sarah MIchelle Gellar

    #37 | Comment by Gluteus Maximus — July 29, 2002 @ 10:03 pm

  38. whoopie goldberg

    #38 | Comment by Ivan — July 29, 2002 @ 10:04 pm

  39. I think Ben Affleck would make for a good choice, even though I can’t stand him.

    #39 | Comment by Little_Avril_Spears — July 29, 2002 @ 10:36 pm

  40. Yah limewire is pretty weak, they need to get it worked out…but i wouldn’t trade my macs for anything I have a winblows box i use for Kazaaaazzzaaa and then I use Dave to move files over to my good machines…nice site dude…more to come

    #40 | Comment by Fatguy — July 29, 2002 @ 10:51 pm

  41. N. Portman eh? I hang in Harvard Sq and was in line behind her at the brattle theater…not too shabby …it was last year but still .. heh should have done the old “bump and rub” by accident…of course i umm kid … i wouldnt do that … ok i would

    #41 | Comment by Fatguy — July 29, 2002 @ 10:57 pm

  42. Is it me…or does Avril look like a young Tonya Harding?

    #42 | Comment by Jabs — July 29, 2002 @ 10:59 pm

  43. justin should setup a vote for the next layout option. My vote, Suzi of course.

    #43 | Comment by bligityblah — July 29, 2002 @ 11:41 pm

  44. kristen kreuk 😛

    #44 | Comment by vicky — July 29, 2002 @ 11:46 pm

  45. I think a Justin layout would be interesting!

    #45 | Comment by Lucy — July 30, 2002 @ 2:15 am

  46. JUDE LAW! Hahah..okay, I’m going away now, Justin…

    But Elisha Cuthburt is a cool chick, as is James King(“oh ethan, put my underwear on your head!” -slackers)

    #46 | Comment by Liz — July 30, 2002 @ 2:16 am

  47. hey if you use Kristen Kreuk i would be at this site 24/7 (.. well not for that long..)

    #47 | Comment by Sage — July 30, 2002 @ 2:38 am

  48. Brooke Burke is amazing, plus the playboy shot was done at many difernt angles and sizes would fit well.

    #48 | Comment by MR. X — July 30, 2002 @ 3:48 am

  49. jamie presly

    #49 | Comment by Blizzard — July 30, 2002 @ 3:49 am

  50. you should make a lay-out of all the suggestions and have a multi-girl layout. more girls in one lay-out + good pics of them = more traffic.

    #50 | Comment by Turlt eBoy — July 30, 2002 @ 3:54 am

  51. but…i do like suzi’s idea of using Brandon Boyd.

    #51 | Comment by Turtle Boy — July 30, 2002 @ 3:57 am

  52. i’m voting for brandon boyd too! or if the dick scares you, use sophie ellis-bextor or james king.

    #52 | Comment by Rebecca — July 30, 2002 @ 7:08 am

  53. Holly Valance
    Aussie Goddess

    Us UK readers would love to share her with the world…

    #53 | Comment by NGEddie — July 30, 2002 @ 10:39 am

  54. sarah silverman… she’s kinda hot

    but avril’s better

    #54 | Comment by sniyper — July 30, 2002 @ 12:05 pm

  55. Brooke Burns… or Kelly Packard

    #55 | Comment by Al — July 30, 2002 @ 12:19 pm

  56. ooh a poll. quite the diplomat, huh?

    how about templates of each chick that load randomly? -_-;

    though, it might cause (looney) people to hit refresh until they like who they’re looking at. heh

    #56 | Comment by Alan — July 30, 2002 @ 12:31 pm

  57. Jessica Alba, Kristen Dunst, Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears…soooo hott want to touch the hiney oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    #57 | Comment by Willy K — July 30, 2002 @ 12:33 pm

  58. justin! use my favorite person in the entire world [ not you.. ] BRANDON BOYD. im sure all the ladies that come here would like that. i sure would..

    #58 | Comment by suzi — July 30, 2002 @ 12:34 pm

  59. http://www.rickjoshua.co.uk/other/sophie/soph46.jpg

    sophie ellis-bextor picture.

    #59 | Comment by suzi — July 30, 2002 @ 12:47 pm

  60. Asia Argento… when you see xXx you will see why… plus she is Italian, how can you go wrong…

    #60 | Comment by dragon — July 30, 2002 @ 1:13 pm

  61. ya id totally go with kirsten dunst on this one shes…hot

    #61 | Comment by James — July 30, 2002 @ 2:10 pm

  62. Alek Wek.

    #62 | Comment by Lucy — July 30, 2002 @ 5:40 pm

  63. BROOKE BURKE!!! use brooke burke for the next layout, she is a vixen.

    #63 | Comment by arclyte — July 30, 2002 @ 6:41 pm

  64. >sarah silverman… she’s kinda hot
    >but avril’s better
    >Posted by sniyper – 12:05pm July 30, 2002

    I disagree…Sarah Silverman is TONS hotter. Then again, I have a thing for her look. Dark hair, dark eyes, light skin.

    I shoulda been born Jewish…

    and Suzi – not empty flattery, but you would make a better layout than that baxter whatever chick you posted….ugh.

    #64 | Comment by smash — July 30, 2002 @ 7:15 pm

  65. Pick me! Pick me! Pleeeease.

    #65 | Comment by Heather Graham — July 30, 2002 @ 9:31 pm

  66. Lita would be an excellent choice

    #66 | Comment by LA GRAD 04 — July 30, 2002 @ 9:42 pm

  67. Jo Hicks
    ——–

    Halle Berry
    Kate Beckinsale
    Marge Simpson
    Jessica Rabbit
    Lori Petty
    Selma Hayek
    …and I’m spent

    #67 | Comment by gdogfunkyfresh — July 30, 2002 @ 9:43 pm

  68. BROOKE BURKE

    #68 | Comment by oh and... — July 30, 2002 @ 9:46 pm

  69. all the girls mentioned are hot, but they’re hot like whores. i would say CHRISTINA RICCI cause she’s beautiful, and there’s a really good pic of her wearing a bikini and holding a champagne glass. it’s really erotic

    #69 | Comment by dude,whoaaaa — July 30, 2002 @ 10:46 pm

  70. elisha cuthbert or natasha henstridge. both are canadians.

    #70 | Comment by xenocrates — July 31, 2002 @ 2:22 am

  71. Krista Allen

    You can’t go wrong with her.

    #71 | Comment by sumyunghungguy — July 31, 2002 @ 2:37 am

  72. ok ok –

    has to be Katie Holmes.
    or Holly Valance.

    wowsa…

    both got subtle yet Very erotic beauty.

    #72 | Comment by NGEddie — July 31, 2002 @ 6:13 am

  73. I don’t see how you find kristin kreuk not appealing. I would give the left one for just one shot. I think she should be the next one

    #73 | Comment by One Nut — July 31, 2002 @ 8:01 am

  74. Commit to a Kriten Kreuk layout and I’ll stealth over to her house and set up a supersecret webcam. In her bra.

    #74 | Comment by matt — July 31, 2002 @ 9:07 am

  75. Cameron Diaz. End of discussion no one can top her. (Except my girlfriend, but there is no way that I’ll post pic’s of her, and perhaps she isn’t famous enough… Or have you heard of her?)

    #75 | Comment by ParAllan — July 31, 2002 @ 10:20 am

  76. What about Natalie Gulbis… she’s women’s golfs answer to Anna Kornikova

    #76 | Comment by TheJuice — July 31, 2002 @ 12:18 pm

  77. See. That Bexter chick looks like a frickn’ alien.

    #77 | Comment by mac — July 31, 2002 @ 12:34 pm

  78. Sarah Michelle Gellar….Uhhh…SPLOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!

    #78 | Comment by Posted by Posted by Posted by — July 31, 2002 @ 12:36 pm

  79. am i the only one who doesnt know this Kriten Kreuk woman is????????????????

    #79 | Comment by suzi — July 31, 2002 @ 12:55 pm

  80. Helena Bonham Carter

    #80 | Comment by gdogfunkyfresh — August 1, 2002 @ 1:12 am

  81. I’VE GOT IT!! USE CONNIE CHUNG!! BAHAHAHA!!!
    and can anyone post a link to a picture of Kristin Kreuk so im not left in the dark about her, along with others? pleeze?
    CONNIE CHUNG!!! either her or a platypus.

    #81 | Comment by Turtle Boy — August 1, 2002 @ 2:34 pm

  82. pick the platypus. you know you WANT IT.

    #82 | Comment by Turtle Boy — August 2, 2002 @ 3:27 am

  83. better yet here is her website

    http://www.kristinkreuk.net/

    #83 | Comment by Kristin's future husband :P — August 2, 2002 @ 7:58 am

  84. I like pop tarts

    #84 | Comment by slipknot5 — August 28, 2002 @ 9:57 pm

  85. who does know sarah djabali?

    #85 | Comment by sarah — September 3, 2002 @ 4:21 pm

  86. I totally agree with the whole Kristin Kruek Layout.Not only is she smart and a great actress,but gorgeaous as well.If you dont use her.something must be wrong.:p

    #86 | Comment by Britney — September 25, 2002 @ 12:05 pm

  87. try use’n Alyson Hannigan…

    #87 | Comment by FoxTrot — September 26, 2002 @ 5:50 pm

  88. You should just keep Avril, no need to change the layout for the rest of these idiots. 🙂

    #88 | Comment by PenguinMessiah — September 26, 2002 @ 6:26 pm

  89. definatelly milla jovowich.

    #89 | Comment by samiam — October 11, 2002 @ 5:29 am

  90. AVRIL LAVIGNE:YOU ARE SO COOL!!, I LOVE YOU¡¡¡¡

    #90 | Comment by vikita — March 15, 2003 @ 5:36 pm

  91. I say post Suzi Conn. My friend Ivan says nothing but great things about her – even if she is kind of old. Personally, Avril wins hands down.

    #91 | Comment by suziandivan — April 17, 2003 @ 6:43 pm

  92. i have a big penis

    #92 | Comment by jonASS — November 4, 2003 @ 6:04 am

  93. hi im really a fan of elisha cuthburt and i would love to see more of her and more recent photos

    #93 | Comment by katrina — February 24, 2004 @ 3:08 pm

  94. y the hell would some1 write they have a big penis on a site like thhis what is the matter with ppl these days and their funny ideas

    #94 | Comment by katrina — February 24, 2004 @ 3:10 pm

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