Avril/Layout
28 07 2002—————
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fan
From: Lilbigin04@aol.com
Date: Fri, Jul 26 2002 1:33:39 AM EDT
hey my name is bill i’m 18 years old i jus want to say i think your cute and i like you music
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28/7/02 7:23 AM
Lilbigin04: is this avril lavigne?
Yes i still get e-mails and IMs from people who think that i am Avril Lavigne (oh how i wish i was. i’d be touching myself all day if i were… but i’m not. so no).
So i’ve been thinking, while it’s been tons of fun getting all these e-mails/IMs/guestbook signings and whatnot courtesy of Avril, i’m thinking it’s time to change the layout. Initially, this Avril layout was just supposed to be a one day joke intended for my girlfriend (she really hates Avril you see) and that it’d only be up for a day. But then i figured i’d just torture her some more and let it stay up anyway. Hee.
This Avril layout has probably been THE most complained about layout ever. Actually it’s probably the ONLY layout that people have ever complained about. To my knowledge i don’t think anybody has ever complained about any of the other layouts.
It’s funny though. I’ve never had anyone think that i was Claire Forlani or Natalie Portman or Drew Barrymore or Angelina Jolie before with all the other layouts. I switch to an Avril one and BAM. Everybody thinks i’m her.
Anyway, here’s where you get to help. I need someone new to use. I’m thinking Kristin Kruek. Even though i find her totally unappealing.
To me anyway.
Any other suggestions? Leave yours in the comments section.
This Avril layout will probably be up for a coupla more days (maybe weeks?) until i make a final decision as to who i’m gonna use for the next version of this layout. So until then, you’re just gonna have to live with seeing Avril staring you in the face each time you load up the site. Har har har.
<3 Avril.
Do a ROSE MCGOWAN layout. She is gorgeous! But I agree with the man who said Kirsten Dunst. We can be Kirsten-layout-whores together. But Kristen Kreuk is cool…Canadian <3 hhe..but why make a layout if you don’t like her?
Natalie Portman sounds good. Nicole Kidman?
Or……………….KIRSTEN DUNST FOR CHRISTS SAKE?????? Sorry, rage management issues.
Oh, and first post blah blah blah whatever
how about suzi. j/k. why don’t u try anna kournikova or kirsten dunst. i’d choose between those two.
Is it time to start calling for a Suzi layout again?..ha ha
Josie Maran!!!!!
http://josiemaran.ws/
JUSTIN!!! OMG let me pick the next girl…I have good taste…Like Charlize theron, or um someone else that I pick damnit.
ARGH. okay the site died again some time last night and corrupted this post. so all the comments are gone. AGAIN. blah. anyway, there were about 25 on here before. and i could only salvage 10 from a back up. i need to back up more. anyway, i lost all those suggestions soooo suggest again! or something.
KIRSTEN DUNST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How could you forget the likes of the Olsen twins? They are almost legal age (in Canada), and every red blooded American male is waiting for their 18th to come around. Hell, why not the Bush twins as a spoof layout. Seriously, I’d say its time to bring Ms. Jennifer Love Hewitt to the dontlinkthis.com spotlight.
kirsten dunst is the obvious choice here
no i told him a few weeks ago i was picking :P and it BETTER be sophie ellis-bextor! or atleast someone pretty.
i never really was a big fan of angelina jolie and drew barrymore either though. but i still used them cuz their pics looked good =]
i think i have a thing for canadian girls now. first avril. now possibly kristen (just for the layout anyway. i still dont like her). or maybe neve campbell? i like neve campbell. or kathleen robertson? phwoooh. i LOVE kathleen robertson.
<3 canadians =D
I like the idea of using less uber-popular chics for the layout. I second the request for Josie Maran, she is very hot. Or maybe Sarah Djabali?
Tipper Gore
sophie sophie sophie
I wish….. but that doesn’t look like her at all
=Natasha Henstridge would be awesome. Might even get more hits.
Either Kristin Kreuk of natasha henstridge…
No disrespect or anything suzi but sophie ellis-bextor is terribly ugly so maybe your suggestion on ’someone pretty’ is a better one.
and she kinda looks like an alien
but your hott so maybe it should be you
if you dont mind me saying
anna kournikova
anna kournikova, kristen miller, natasha henstridge, or brooke burns. these girls are hot.
Elisha Cuthbert?
http://members.fortunecity.com/elishacuthbert/fhm/cuthbert0134.jpg
Brooke Burke
Jessica Alba
kristin kreuk
Diane Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MILF
me again. i’d like to add elisha cuthbert to the list. she’s so hot now. she was hot before, like on PMK, but she’s even hotter.
Suzi -
Who the hell is sophie ellis-bextor?????? Gimme some photos so I can see if she’s hawt.
Hot celebrities to choose from:
Sandra Bullock
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Kathleen Robertson
Emma Caufield (Anya on Buffy: TVS)
Linda ONeil is smoking hot
Brook Burke is pretty fine too (Lots of newdies available of her as well)
I’m feeling old the yougin’s out there don’t do much for me anymore.
Tara Reid!
Izzati Bahar. har har har!!
You should put jamie king on your layout, she is HOTT!
http://heavenlycelebrities.com/Pics/james_king/index.htm
what happened to wank club or am I allowed to ask?
Brooke Burke / Sarah MIchelle Gellar
whoopie goldberg
I think Ben Affleck would make for a good choice, even though I can’t stand him.
Yah limewire is pretty weak, they need to get it worked out…but i wouldn’t trade my macs for anything I have a winblows box i use for Kazaaaazzzaaa and then I use Dave to move files over to my good machines…nice site dude…more to come
N. Portman eh? I hang in Harvard Sq and was in line behind her at the brattle theater…not too shabby …it was last year but still .. heh should have done the old “bump and rub” by accident…of course i umm kid … i wouldnt do that … ok i would
Is it me…or does Avril look like a young Tonya Harding?
justin should setup a vote for the next layout option. My vote, Suzi of course.
kristen kreuk :P
I think a Justin layout would be interesting!
JUDE LAW! Hahah..okay, I’m going away now, Justin…
But Elisha Cuthburt is a cool chick, as is James King(”oh ethan, put my underwear on your head!” -slackers)
hey if you use Kristen Kreuk i would be at this site 24/7 (.. well not for that long..)
Brooke Burke is amazing, plus the playboy shot was done at many difernt angles and sizes would fit well.
jamie presly
you should make a lay-out of all the suggestions and have a multi-girl layout. more girls in one lay-out + good pics of them = more traffic.
but…i do like suzi’s idea of using Brandon Boyd.
i’m voting for brandon boyd too! or if the dick scares you, use sophie ellis-bextor or james king.
Holly Valance
Aussie Goddess
Us UK readers would love to share her with the world…
sarah silverman… she’s kinda hot
but avril’s better
Brooke Burns… or Kelly Packard
ooh a poll. quite the diplomat, huh?
how about templates of each chick that load randomly? -_-;
though, it might cause (looney) people to hit refresh until they like who they’re looking at. heh
Jessica Alba, Kristen Dunst, Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears…soooo hott want to touch the hiney oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
justin! use my favorite person in the entire world [ not you.. ] BRANDON BOYD. im sure all the ladies that come here would like that. i sure would..
http://www.rickjoshua.co.uk/other/sophie/soph46.jpg
sophie ellis-bextor picture.
Asia Argento… when you see xXx you will see why… plus she is Italian, how can you go wrong…
ya id totally go with kirsten dunst on this one shes…hot
Alek Wek.
BROOKE BURKE!!! use brooke burke for the next layout, she is a vixen.
>sarah silverman… she’s kinda hot
>but avril’s better
>Posted by sniyper - 12:05pm July 30, 2002
I disagree…Sarah Silverman is TONS hotter. Then again, I have a thing for her look. Dark hair, dark eyes, light skin.
I shoulda been born Jewish…
and Suzi - not empty flattery, but you would make a better layout than that baxter whatever chick you posted….ugh.
Pick me! Pick me! Pleeeease.
Lita would be an excellent choice
Jo Hicks
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Halle Berry
Kate Beckinsale
Marge Simpson
Jessica Rabbit
Lori Petty
Selma Hayek
…and I’m spent
BROOKE BURKE
all the girls mentioned are hot, but they’re hot like whores. i would say CHRISTINA RICCI cause she’s beautiful, and there’s a really good pic of her wearing a bikini and holding a champagne glass. it’s really erotic
elisha cuthbert or natasha henstridge. both are canadians.
Krista Allen
You can’t go wrong with her.
ok ok -
has to be Katie Holmes.
or Holly Valance.
wowsa…
both got subtle yet Very erotic beauty.
I don’t see how you find kristin kreuk not appealing. I would give the left one for just one shot. I think she should be the next one
Commit to a Kriten Kreuk layout and I’ll stealth over to her house and set up a supersecret webcam. In her bra.
Cameron Diaz. End of discussion no one can top her. (Except my girlfriend, but there is no way that I’ll post pic’s of her, and perhaps she isn’t famous enough… Or have you heard of her?)
What about Natalie Gulbis… she’s women’s golfs answer to Anna Kornikova
See. That Bexter chick looks like a frickn’ alien.
Sarah Michelle Gellar….Uhhh…SPLOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!
am i the only one who doesnt know this Kriten Kreuk woman is????????????????
Helena Bonham Carter
I’VE GOT IT!! USE CONNIE CHUNG!! BAHAHAHA!!!
and can anyone post a link to a picture of Kristin Kreuk so im not left in the dark about her, along with others? pleeze?
CONNIE CHUNG!!! either her or a platypus.
pick the platypus. you know you WANT IT.
better yet here is her website
http://www.kristinkreuk.net/
I like pop tarts
who does know sarah djabali?
I totally agree with the whole Kristin Kruek Layout.Not only is she smart and a great actress,but gorgeaous as well.If you dont use her.something must be wrong.:p
try use’n Alyson Hannigan…
You should just keep Avril, no need to change the layout for the rest of these idiots. :)
definatelly milla jovowich.
AVRIL LAVIGNE:YOU ARE SO COOL!!, I LOVE YOU¡¡¡¡
I say post Suzi Conn. My friend Ivan says nothing but great things about her - even if she is kind of old. Personally, Avril wins hands down.
i have a big penis
hi im really a fan of elisha cuthburt and i would love to see more of her and more recent photos
y the hell would some1 write they have a big penis on a site like thhis what is the matter with ppl these days and their funny ideas