51 thoughts on “SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS SINGLE AGAIN

  1. First! But I don’t know why.

    #1 | Comment by Dirty — December 15, 2010 @ 12:17 am

  2. First. Or second. You know, it depends.

    #2 | Comment by Hector — December 15, 2010 @ 12:19 am

  3. Oh man Ryan Reynolds is so hot.

    #3 | Comment by dex — December 15, 2010 @ 12:19 am

  4. ^^^
    mine.

    #4 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 15, 2010 @ 12:20 am

  5. and i’ll just leave these here:

    http://i.min.us/idxjZC.gif
    http://i.min.us/idtttk.gif
    http://i.min.us/idsGWQ.gif
    http://i.min.us/idxFX8.gif
    http://i.min.us/idxfJw.gif

    #5 | Comment by Justin — December 15, 2010 @ 12:20 am

  6. also, #4

    no, mine.

    #6 | Comment by Justin — December 15, 2010 @ 12:21 am

  7. way too old

    #7 | Comment by Bruins — December 15, 2010 @ 12:36 am

  8. ah, so you update don’tlinkthis lest because of your no-longer-latent homosexuality, Justin? 🙂

    #8 | Comment by MIK — December 15, 2010 @ 12:52 am

  9. In other celeb breakup news

    http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2010/12/14/dexter-stars-file-for-divorce/?hpt=P1&iref=NS1

    #9 | Comment by dex — December 15, 2010 @ 1:27 am

  10. ^^^

    bitch better not ruin the show

    #10 | Comment by Mike — December 15, 2010 @ 1:51 am

  11. My friend ruined her for me when he said my niece (who he’s boning) reminds him if Scarlett, I guess I’ll have to let someone else take her.

    #11 | Comment by that girl — December 15, 2010 @ 3:38 am

  12. Ive never really thought much of her, she just looks so. . . bland and boring all the time. Nice rack and thats about it.

    #12 | Comment by meh — December 15, 2010 @ 3:42 am

  13. ^^^
    Yeah, and she doesn’t have a penis. I can totally understand the low attraction.

    #13 | Comment by dex — December 15, 2010 @ 4:12 am

  14. Did not even know she was married.

    #14 | Comment by Blake>Scarlett — December 15, 2010 @ 4:54 am

  15. Did not even know she exists…bitches bitches everywhere

    #15 | Comment by (^^) — December 15, 2010 @ 5:50 am

  16. I love those sweet Jewish titties.

    #16 | Comment by I.M Hung — December 15, 2010 @ 10:03 am

  17. She could be the biggest bitch in the history of time, and you would still need three court orders and a crowbar to get me off of her. Ryan Reynolds must be queer.

    #17 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — December 15, 2010 @ 10:22 am

  18. “Yes, Ryan Reynolds is so very gay for marrying and having sex with a beautiful woman and not using her looks and sexuality as a reason to stay in a monogamous relationship. I’d have sex with a lot of women I wouldn’t marry, idiotic monogamous bullshit…”

    #18 | Comment by Ryu — December 15, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

  19. And all that comes from an idiotic monogamous religion, don´t forget we´re living in the year 2010 after Jesus died. None can tell when he really died in fact, the 24th is an invention of the roman emperor Constantinus (306- 337 ) to fight the Mithra cult that was brought from roman legionaries from Anatolia.
    The name Jesus is also not true, his real name was Yeshua, the word Jesus is not more than a greek mis-translation. It is probable that Yeshua was married with Mary Magdalene, Leonardo gave more than one hint in his paintings. Serious sources can attest that it was impossible for a man not to be married in that times, the bachelor image of “Jesus” is a convenient lie of the catholic church since Yeshua had definitely descendants.

    #19 | Comment by Einstein — December 15, 2010 @ 6:27 pm

  20. What you say might be so, but is intriguingly irrelevant. Anyway, what’s in a name? Jesus, yeshua – yadda yadda. Can we talk about Scarlett again

    #20 | Comment by Silverchip — December 15, 2010 @ 8:19 pm

  21. #9 – I’m actually quite sad to hear that Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are separating. I just saw them together at this year’s Comic-Con and they seemed quite happy. I hope this doesn’t complicate their professional relationship; Dexter: Season 6 just got the greenlight last week.

    #21 | Comment by hitokirivader — December 16, 2010 @ 3:11 am

  22. Scarlett needs to quit beating around the fucking bush and get ’em out. It’s ridiculously frustrating I can’t see those titties at will by searching the internet.

    #22 | Comment by a — December 16, 2010 @ 3:28 am

  23. #13 lol how did I not see a gay joke coming. I just think compared to someone like Christina Hendricks she is boring looking, really quite bland. That doesnt mean she is not attractive I never said that, just very boring apart from the obvious parts.

    #23 | Comment by meh — December 16, 2010 @ 4:27 am

  24. christina hendricks is a goddess

    #24 | Comment by Justin — December 16, 2010 @ 4:39 am

  25. Justin, more Hailee Steinfeld!

    #25 | Comment by doowhop — December 16, 2010 @ 9:34 am

  26. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cnya8urXwzU/TKeDNvUM_zI/AAAAAAAAOU0/PAOlzq2BVjI/s1600/steinfeld_eyeprime_57.jpg

    #26 | Comment by doowhop — December 16, 2010 @ 9:40 am

  27. Hailee Steinfeld

    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/O_bEablP0yu/True+Grit+New+York+Premiere/3fp6RAqFun1/Hailee+Steinfeld

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfvaKCSnrvw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QTlepTqHH0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A16gpxDvK9s

    #27 | Comment by crabby — December 16, 2010 @ 4:54 pm

  28. I (heart) Scarlett’s boobies.

    #28 | Comment by Frosty the ho man — December 16, 2010 @ 5:26 pm

  29. @Einstein. You fail logic hard… i mean, of course we can trust Leonardo Da Vinci on this, He and Jesus were totally contempories, if you ignore 13+ centuries 😛

    #29 | Comment by MIK — December 16, 2010 @ 10:40 pm

  30. #19: You ass! You should put spoiler alert on that shit. Some people here haven’t seen the movie yet.

    Oh, and Jesus was allegedly born in year 0, his death was closer to 30. Way to math+calendar fail.

    Before I forget: I also sign the “let them loose” petition for Scarlet’s boobs before they sag more than my dick.

    #30 | Comment by Dave — December 17, 2010 @ 2:44 pm

  31. What a bunch of idiots..Einstein mistook Jeshubitches birthday with his born-day, Mik don´t trusts a genius but trusts the bible ( worst bullshit that exists) , Dave believes all that came from a shitty movie …listen fags, nobody knows if the nailed fag ever existed, we´re not here to lament we´re here to fap …Amen

    #31 | Comment by (^^) — December 18, 2010 @ 8:20 am

  32. ^^^ Go away…you bore everybody asshole

    #32 | Comment by frankenstory — December 18, 2010 @ 10:04 am

  33. #31 I think you mean he mistook his birthday for his dying day, learn english you sandnigger and fuck off with that religious shit, shove that nailed faggot up your ass

    #33 | Comment by Fitzpatrick — December 18, 2010 @ 11:08 am

  34. jesus christ walks into a hotel…

    can we talk about one of those pedo sites taht got shut down again!?

    #34 | Comment by glitter — December 18, 2010 @ 6:23 pm

  35. @32 I´ll bore u till u puke over ur keaboard @33 I did that intentional, that was a joke u racist ass @34 Holy shit Garry Glitter, it´s autocrap time fags

    #35 | Comment by (^^) — December 19, 2010 @ 4:53 am

  36. OMg I schpelled keybord wroung, now i´m bust

    #36 | Comment by (^^) — December 19, 2010 @ 4:56 am

  37. Do I bore you Frankenass?That´s good, together we can make it,a big fat pitza all over your keiboard

    #37 | Comment by (^^) — December 19, 2010 @ 4:59 am

  38. As a special service for my dear friends frankenass and
    Fitzpatrikass I post these :
    1)How do you make instant Easter ? Two boards and a Jew..2) What´s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus. 3) Why wouldn´t Jesus be good on a hockey team ? He´ll get nailed to the boards. And now the best one LMAO : A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says “ My child, why are you so upset ?”
    The little girl turns to him and says, “My mummy and daddy were in their car ..and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there.” The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says,…………It´s just not your day, is it ?

    #38 | Comment by (^^) — December 19, 2010 @ 7:12 am

  39. #39 | Comment by Adonaija — December 19, 2010 @ 9:54 am

  40. ^^^ Yaaaawwwnnn…that was’nt even worth reading..Sooooo from now on I just skip over your lame posts

    #40 | Comment by frankenstory — December 19, 2010 @ 4:12 pm

  41. ^^^lol man, great jokes. Sorry about insulting you but religious topics making me angry. Everybody can make mistakes , intentional or not – post more of these jokes and we can get along.

    #41 | Comment by Fitzpatrick — December 19, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

  42. Way to ruin your site with disgusting, used up old women.

    #42 | Comment by SacredTutu — December 20, 2010 @ 11:53 am

  43. love peace and chicken grease

    #43 | Comment by Pax — December 20, 2010 @ 8:15 pm

  44. Too much tit for the paedos on this site… Although, she’s about the same size everywhere else as a 12 year old…

    #44 | Comment by Anony Mouse — December 22, 2010 @ 12:54 am

  45. i just fapped to the “Butter” scene in Last Tango in Paris for the first time,

    i am pleased.

    #45 | Comment by glitter — December 22, 2010 @ 8:04 am

  46. Justin can now serve openly in the military.

    Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

    #46 | Comment by I.M. Hung — December 22, 2010 @ 9:19 am

  47. Ryan Reynolds doesn’t like video games. Nobody’s perfect… but he was pretty close! He’s no Beckham anyway.

    #47 | Comment by Bubba — December 22, 2010 @ 4:41 pm

  48. ScarJo had her time in the sun.

    Frankly, to get my interest back she’s gonna have to show ‘dem tits.

    #48 | Comment by Tony — December 22, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

  49. 12 year olds don’t have skin as rough as the ball for the sports their jerseys are associated with

    #49 | Comment by SacredTutu — December 23, 2010 @ 2:17 pm

  50. Happy Christmas Tutu

    http://www.childstarlets.com/

    #50 | Comment by (^^) — December 23, 2010 @ 5:06 pm

  51. must have been something on the jealousy over their careers or something.. or just been too darn busy for the time with each other.. who knows? Actually I don’t care what the reason is/was.. all I know is, Scarlet’s hot and now single.. woooo!

    #51 | Comment by garth — December 30, 2010 @ 9:16 pm

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