So here’s the REAL deal. Justin gave the site to me. And Just for your information Both Eve and Liz’s boobs are nicer than mine. However here’s something fun for you guys to do….who do you think has the nicest boobies?? (<—before giving me the site Justin suggested I ask that). Moving on within the next week or so I will probably be making some changes to the site. The layout will now be a David Hasslehoff layout because he oozes sexiness <3. All the naked girly pictures will be replaced with doll porn. Examples 1, 2, 3, 4, and here’s one for the lady fubar readers. If you’re lucky I may even bring you some Sim porn, and yes I do have some.
Also….with me now running the site…stuff like this and this is what you have to look forward to.
And now some monkeys:
Hasselhoff is sexier than jesus… I can’t wait. And that doll porn makes my levis rise.
And who has the nicest boobs? Why, Avril Lavigne of course… >_>
#1 | Comment by Matt — August 28, 2002 @ 2:18 am
this may be the silliest of questions, but where can i find the photo’s of your three nice boobies to compare?
suggestion: justin should post them so we can all sit and stare…
#2 | Comment by beng — August 28, 2002 @ 3:43 am
i BET YOU ALL MY MONEY THAT THE TRAFFIC TO THIS SITE WILL REDUCE DRASTICALLY NOW THAT U ARE IN CHARGE.
P.S.AND IF U WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO GIVE US THE LINK OF JUSTINS NEW HOMEPAGE!
#3 | Comment by luke — August 28, 2002 @ 7:09 am
Luke-
Find the "A" key on the keyboard. See it? Move to the left one key (left is the direction AWAY from the "S" key). This key to the LEFT of the "A" key should say something like "CAPS LOCK" or "CAPS" or a picture of an "A" with an underline under it. Do you see it? I knew you could find it, good.
Press it one (1) time. Do not press it twice. If you press it twice, press it a third time.
Great.
I knew you could.
#4 | Comment by Smash — August 28, 2002 @ 7:21 am
Keli-
I will be happy to judge bewbies. But if we are going to have a bewbie judging contest we need Eve and Suzi in the contest as well. There will also be a rigorous screening process to make sure no one is cheating using artifical enhancements or anything like that.
#5 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2002 @ 7:25 am
Keli-
BTW I like erotic cartoon porn like the cartoons inserted or the ‘block’ porn.
🙂
#6 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2002 @ 7:26 am
Haha, I don’t know Keli…Your boobs are probably about 10% more sex0rz than mine. Haha, I luf j00 and you’re sexy david hasselhoff all oiled up…Rawrness!
All that doll/sim porn stuff is turning me on…
#7 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 8:40 am
Turned on by doll n sim porn eh liz lol….Can I add that to my Canadian stereotypes lol.
Ok monkey chick and cartoon porn chick take over the site, but I think in order to do so you should do like Justin and Nick and watch Boondock Saints on repetition.
#8 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 9:37 am
Im putting my money on Eve’s european twins…
#9 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 10:09 am
*notes to self*
-Rent Boondock Saints
-find hello kitty/monkey/stuffed animal/muppet porn
-convince both Keli and Eve to show me their boobs
-order myself some doll/sim porn just for fun
-stop reading fubar so much
#10 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 10:25 am
*notes to self*
– rent The Master
– boycott teenage victory for muppet porn
– before boycott get boob pics of all 3
– stop repeating "Vassssillliiioosss"
– hug libby
#11 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 10:32 am
Dylan – *smooch* 😉
One day, my FTP server will be up again, and I will be able to update the steaming mass of hell that has existed in place of my site. Including more twins for the competition. I can outwrite and outboob all of you.
#12 | Comment by eve — August 28, 2002 @ 10:36 am
*scared because she knows Eve will outboob her soooo badly*
*knows Dylan really loves the muppet porn and is secretly teenagevictory.net’s #1 fan. well, after Chris of course*
#13 | Comment by Liz — August 28, 2002 @ 10:46 am
*increases his money on Eve and the twins*
#14 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 11:01 am
ooh wee look at all this mass-posting..just beautiful. hey dylan, after hearing that voicemail thing with vaseline-ios(?!) I haven’t been able to get it outta my head either 😀 I’m not even going to comment on the boob conversation because it is WAAAAY outta hand. BTW nice post there…Keli.. I’ve been to your site before, it’s nice, but needs more monkeys.
-Chris
P.S. damn right I’m the #1 Liz-bian 😀
#15 | Comment by Chris — August 28, 2002 @ 4:43 pm
Chris , you gotta love mass posting, its all the free time and heat going to my head. VAASSSEEELLLLIIIOOOSSSS….now thats some hilarious voice mail! Thats should play on everysite everywhere lol.
Boobs- Im still with Eve she has the European bust, man, she said it herself, she can outboob the girls *puts another 20 down for Eve*
Liz hurry and watch Boondock Saints and calm the asylum, the FUBAR fans are getting restless, and of course the way into any J dizzle fans heart is with Porn, Dvds, Asia, Denise,Evil Dead, Kirsten, appeal to the hardcore gamers, the BOOB fetishists, rip the stupid to shreds, its all here make it work. Make yourself a crew of lizbian’s and turn up the heat on this Beotch.
#16 | Comment by Dylan — August 28, 2002 @ 7:37 pm
hey…i’m surprised my post got through.. i got a message that said my ip was banned and that i can’t post.. woo hoo
#17 | Comment by Chris — August 28, 2002 @ 7:59 pm
Hmpf, no Justin, no visitors. I agree with luke…
Well, for all of ya guys out there who stare at boobs (on the internet), dayum, get a 20 and hit the town, dudes 🙂 There are a lot of gals out there who’re (whore too:) just waitin for THAT someone (ain’t i the religious old school bastard?:)) -make that anyone- to pass by and… buy’em a drink… Disclaimer: I shall not be held responsable for any STD… 🙂 The risk is yours.
Catch ya l8rz. Weclome aboard, Liz. But then again… where’s Justin?
#18 | Comment by Tha_VyRuZ — August 28, 2002 @ 9:08 pm
Liz-
I have the same checklist you do.
well ok at least these parts:
-find hello kitty/monkey/stuffed animal/muppet porn
-convince both Keli and Eve to show me their boobs
-order myself some doll/sim porn just for fun
-stop reading fubar so much
BTW- i got a female friend of mine a Hello Kitty Vibrator for her birthday last year. They really make them! Apparently Hello Kitty is quite popular with the women of Japan.
(It really works too!!!)
#19 | Comment by smash — August 28, 2002 @ 9:52 pm
#20 | Comment by suzi — August 28, 2002 @ 10:45 pm
ahhh i had (sarcasm)(/sarcasm) around the first part of that comment about mine being better but it didnt show up.. bah!!
#21 | Comment by suzi — August 28, 2002 @ 10:47 pm
ummm I think that was inferred…but who knows?
War more female friends promotions
War more visitors
War more griping
War less boob talk..they’re not so important
I’m out
#22 | Comment by Chris — August 28, 2002 @ 11:34 pm
Chris-
All for less boob talk. Let’s talk about women’s butts! Butts are so much sexier than boobies!
#23 | Comment by smash — August 29, 2002 @ 5:33 am
I was going to write a coment on you being a hot girl Keli, and how I’d vote for your boobs if there would ever be a poll, but I realized that you were probably not interested so I’ll just keep my opinions to myself… 🙂
Justin, you shuld male a Keli layout
#24 | Comment by nissol — August 29, 2002 @ 11:44 am
Chris is a Rome addict you can tell off the bat, and boobs aint bad my man, they aint bad, *50 on eve’s wonders*
#25 | Comment by Dylan — August 29, 2002 @ 11:46 am
awww I love you nissol <3
#26 | Comment by Keli — August 30, 2002 @ 1:39 am
<3 Keli
#27 | Comment by nissol — August 30, 2002 @ 4:27 am
you all are fucking gay and i hope you find me one day so you can eat my asshole.
faggets
#28 | Comment by liz's ass — November 14, 2003 @ 3:27 am