88 thoughts on “9.11.01”

  1. Wow! 9.11am! Was that intentional?

    #1 | Comment by sabrateur — September 11, 2002 @ 12:21 pm

  2. We Canadians feel your pain. We are all in this together.

    #2 | Comment by shiznizzlin — September 11, 2002 @ 12:26 pm

  3. thx Canada and justin for the love,God Bless America!

    #3 | Comment by J.C. — September 11, 2002 @ 12:44 pm

  4. it’s so touching to see that even one of the most promising young purveyors of softcore celebrity skin can be swept up in a wave of mawkish, sloppy, syrupy, sentimental pseudo-patriotism.

    stick to the tits, kid.

    #4 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 11, 2002 @ 3:59 pm

  5. Welcome to America where you can say pretty much what you want – course that never prevents some buzzard from trying to bring you down… Keep holdin up the pride Justin.

    #5 | Comment by raceman — September 11, 2002 @ 4:18 pm

  6. Amen, raceman
    and screw hl mencken

    #6 | Comment by G — September 11, 2002 @ 5:23 pm

  7. nice to see all the jingoistic porn-addict do-nothings engage in groupthink support of their hero. I’m sure you all have tattered plastic flags waving off your family SUVs and those cars mommy and daddy bought you.

    #7 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 11, 2002 @ 6:24 pm

  8. Listen you asshole. I am not one prone to harsh language but you are exactly that. I dont know who you are or where your from and quite frankly I dont want to know. But here in The United States even porn lovers have pride. Alright we may be different but there are two things that make us the same. The love of nakedness and pride. So you can go live in whatever hole you crawled out of and leave us be. Justin way to go. And dont worry no one will ever forget. I am so frustrated I have nothing left to say. I believe everyone is entitled to an opinion but h.l. mencken I think you should take yours and shove it becuase I dont want to read your filth anymore. You dont like whats on Justin’s sight then dont come here.

    #8 | Comment by Tim — September 11, 2002 @ 6:53 pm

  9. oh and by the way screw you I bought my own car

    #9 | Comment by Tim — September 11, 2002 @ 6:54 pm

  10. very beautiful tribute. keep up the good work.

    #10 | Comment by onye — September 11, 2002 @ 6:55 pm

  11. I think jingoism has been misidentifed here – mourning an attack in which thousands of people died and having pride in your country isn’t jingoism. Thinking critically is the key, Mr./Ms. Mencken, so something like blindly accepting the U.S. government’s reasons for, say, attacking Iraq would be blind stupid patriotism. As much as you seem to hate it when people do something only because others do (and i am with you on that one), i’d hope that you’d also see the error in deciding to hate something only because everyone else does it/likes it…

    #11 | Comment by Stink — September 11, 2002 @ 7:06 pm

  12. Damn i think someone got a dictionary for Christmas and is dying to use it….lol

    #12 | Comment by Jeremy — September 11, 2002 @ 7:12 pm

  13. some of you bunnies are sure fun to rile. stink has a couple of nice points, though. i am still just so sick of all the treacly pious shit surrounding this day. it is so very oprah, and so very dr. phil. but you’re welcome to it Timmy, because you so obviously love it.

    luv ya!

    #13 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 11, 2002 @ 7:18 pm

  14. classic ploy – say something assinine then claim it was a ruse. Seems you rile quick enuff when it suits your particular political posing.

    #14 | Comment by raceman — September 11, 2002 @ 8:08 pm

  15. christ, it happened a damn year ago. Get over it. People die all over the world through acts of terrorism. I hope we’re not going to have to feel sorry for the U.S. every 9/11 for the next 50 years…

    #15 | Comment by random ock — September 11, 2002 @ 10:05 pm

  16. Wow now we need pictures on web pages telling people that we are not going to soon forget 9/11. Where was this patriotism prior to Sep 12? Now we have to hate every one who doesn’t believe in the exact same way we do by shoving 9/11 news songs, commercials, etc., down our sore blind patriotic throats. Its sad that such an event causes this false sense of unity and forces us to remember or else. I will be moving on while all of you have you tear soaked faces glowing by candle light.
    thats just my thoughts……..next

    #16 | Comment by Ian — September 11, 2002 @ 11:59 pm

  17. like shiznizzlin said us Canadians do feel your pain. GOD BLESS

    #17 | Comment by James — September 12, 2002 @ 1:37 am

  18. James, please go take the IQ test and post your score. Thanks,

    bofc

    #18 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 1:38 am

  19. hey i just want to add one more thing FUCK YOU h.l. mencken, bofc!!! im not even from the states but like most people(except you guys) i was born with a heart i cant wait till your burning in hell…fucking assholes

    #19 | Comment by james — September 12, 2002 @ 1:45 am

  20. I took the 5-minute timed test and got 127…YaY I’m not a complete idiot !!

    #20 | Comment by Keli — September 12, 2002 @ 1:47 am

  21. Good job, Keli. Thanks. I’m not trying to piss you off, James. Sorry.

    #21 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 1:50 am

  22. ahh know i feel bad:(

    #22 | Comment by james — September 12, 2002 @ 1:59 am

  23. Maybe it would make you feel better if you took the test and posted your score.

    #23 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:00 am

  24. now i feel bad:( im sorry i myself was also wrong its not really my place to judge others views and Opinions im sorry

    #24 | Comment by james — September 12, 2002 @ 2:02 am

  25. Don’t feel bad, Jimmy the Canuck. Can I call you Jimmy the Canuck? Anyway, you probably feel outraged because bofc and some of the others have a somewhat pretentious air about them. Jimmy the Canuck, you’d probably wield much more authority if you took the test and impressed us w/ your wits rather than profanity and sarcasm.

    #25 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 2:12 am

  26. bofc- ‘I’ve taken a total of 6 classes that are not math or hard science.’ That’s what i like to hear 🙂 I’m guessing you’re an undergrad – what’s your major?

    #26 | Comment by Stink — September 12, 2002 @ 2:15 am

  27. I’m a PhD student in Optics and Electrical Engineering.

    #27 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:16 am

  28. What’s your’s?

    #28 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:21 am

  29. MBA with emphasis in Health Care Management.

    #29 | Comment by raceman — September 12, 2002 @ 2:22 am

  30. Where?

    #30 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:23 am

  31. Ah, sorry about the poor assumption, bofc. I’m an undergrad majoring in Physics – hell yeah to optics. I’d actually like to chat with you about grad school stuff, if you might have the time/desire. Email me if you want – thanks.

    #31 | Comment by Stink — September 12, 2002 @ 2:46 am

  32. hey! stop fighting you morons!
    Im going to tell you one thing!

    Im NOT living in america but there is one thing i can say. I will never ever feel what the poeple felt on those moments of horror in those buildings. I will never ever feel what the people that got saved, and was one step to the death, really felt. Like to have a second chance. No people, i will never felt that. But i will also never ever criticize what the people did yesterday, either. Only Nazy people will criticize. all the nazy people is criticizing all of you americans. But they dont have or feeel a bit of sorrow for those people? I do. So if you are not living in america like Menckel or whatever wenless. If you wont say something constructive then please shut the fuck up your mouth!

    What would have happened if you have buildings like those in your city??? and two planes crashes? put yourself in those people that were jumping to save they lives but they couldnt?? You assholes! If you would have survived then i bet every year you would be celebrating that you are alive again.

    Assholes! i hate that. I dont live in the US but i put myself in the shoes of those people!Dont put yourself in the government side, but in the peoples side. Have a bit of compation for those people. think on the people that is suffering and they didntnt have anything to deal with againts terror. Those people that were trying to bring the bread of the day. those kids that are parentless, those widows. Feel compation man!

    I cant believe still in our society are people that behaves like troglodites. My god! we are in the year 2002. with thinking like that is like if we are going in the past 2002 years back in history.. be real and stop criticizing. I bet you guys are still playing with the little cars your parents bought you in the supermarket. assholes!

    NO responsability in your minds. Grow up.

    my god! out in the world there are real morons!
    What can we expect of this assholes??

    #32 | Comment by Teddy — September 12, 2002 @ 2:50 am

  33. I am compassionate. However, I went to a candle-light vigil earlier and was devastated by the insincerity and blind patriotism of those around me.

    By the way, it is always charming to see the word troglodyte come up in a sea of words that are otherwise so grammatically corrupt.

    #33 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 3:02 am

  34. Stink, what would you like to know? My advice, in general, is:
    1.) Get good grades
    2.) Do undergrad research (if possible, get your name on a paper or in the acknowledgments section)
    3.) Study for the GRE

    If you do those things, you’ll get to go to an excellent grad school for free.

    #34 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 3:06 am

  35. 137. Of course in actuality I’m a moron, so the test must be flawed. But what do I know?

    #35 | Comment by Banana — September 12, 2002 @ 3:22 am

  36. Thanks. I’m glad the test cooperated with you. Was that the Ultimate IQ Test or the 5-minute timed test?

    #36 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 3:30 am

  37. *fart*

    #37 | Comment by coool — September 12, 2002 @ 3:31 am

  38. I wonder what coool’s IQ is?

    #38 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 3:32 am

  39. All I know is that I have a 8 inch cock and that’s all the ladies care about (my 133 IQ doesn’t hurt)

    #39 | Comment by Terence — September 12, 2002 @ 4:24 am

  40. damn… i only did 123

    i think i’m dumb

    #40 | Comment by beng — September 12, 2002 @ 6:12 am

  41. …but i can pretend…

    #41 | Comment by beng — September 12, 2002 @ 6:12 am

  42. hey justin what did you get?

    probably it’s just me being a "fuckin’ Malaysia-n"

    #42 | Comment by beng — September 12, 2002 @ 6:14 am

  43. I took the ultimate I.Q. test and scored a 134, While I am patriotic, I am somewhat sickened by all the fake patriotism going around.

    #43 | Comment by fnfx2 — September 12, 2002 @ 6:28 am

  44. I went through the five-minute test again and deliberately answered all the questions like a complete frickin’ idiot, yet I managed to score in the "normal" range, only slightly below the population average. If most people are this braindead, then the world really is doomed.

    #44 | Comment by Banana — September 12, 2002 @ 11:43 am

  45. You don’t have to feel sorry for anybody, the US, the taliban – nor does anyone have to get over it on your timetable. What I don’t get is the sense of gleeful superiority demonstrated by those who want to provoke others by invalidating their expressions of the event. If you really want people to get over it – don’t pick-up the topic, just passby… or would that neglect the negative attention seeking intentions of the ploy?

    #45 | Comment by raceman — September 12, 2002 @ 12:04 pm

  46. I’m with Mencken (though not the real Mencken on all points) that the bulk of the remembrance is pseudo-patriotism. Further, I’ve noticed that the ‘anti’-patriots seem more articulate than the patriots. So, I think we ought to sort it out through the use of a slick IQ test located at the homepage attached to my name. I went there originally at the suggestion of ‘big ass ham’ (probably not his/her Christian name) and was profoundly impressed. So, let’s see if there is a correlation between IQ and Patriotism. (plastic flag waving off your family SUV – killed me).

    bofc

    #46 | Comment by big ol' floppy chicken — September 12, 2002 @ 12:09 pm

  47. well I’m MENSA qualified – and of course the people you agree with will tend to sound more articulate since they’re saying what you want to realize. Ain’t it cool to be subservise? See I’m unique cause I’m on the outside. So if it *shocks* the general populace it must be hip. Bout as punk as sk8ter boi.

    #47 | Comment by raceman — September 12, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  48. So, raceman probably got somewhat higher than 1250 on his SAT. Honestly, the test ‘big ass ham’ suggested is really good. Also, I am genuinely interested in the correlation between IQ and Patriotism (and belief in God, for that matter). I don’t really want to shock anyone; I just want everyone to take the test and post their score.

    #48 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 12:27 pm

  49. I took the short test and got 141. And as a matter of fact I did get a lot more than 1250 on the SAT.

    #49 | Comment by raceman — September 12, 2002 @ 12:30 pm

  50. Wasn’t it a good test? The Ultimate IQ test is better, but they are all pretty decent. 141 is pretty good, and though it is statistically equivalent to a 1250 on the SAT (about 2.5 standard deviations above the mean) it is a little more impressive to me; I think the SAT is only marginally correlated to intelligence.

    #50 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 12:37 pm

  51. Sorry. I’m in error. The standard deviation for the SAT is actually about 140, so the SAT score that is equivalent to a 141 on the IQ test is 1350.

    #51 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 12:42 pm

  52. Apparently, my score was so high, it caused an error:

    "There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed."

    There’s five whole minutes of my life I’ll never get back…

    #52 | Comment by Banana — September 12, 2002 @ 12:46 pm

  53. Or was that part of the test? Oops.

    #53 | Comment by Banana — September 12, 2002 @ 12:47 pm

  54. That happened to me, as well. It timed out. If you go back and fill in the answers (you’ll probably remember them) it’ll furnish your score. By the way, I don’t work for them.

    #54 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 12:48 pm

  55. My goodness. Someone’s social science professor has been hard at work. Mommy and daddy (or uncle sam) sure are getting maxium bang for their buck these days. HA!

    #55 | Comment by the dudester — September 12, 2002 @ 12:51 pm

  56. nice 🙂

    #56 | Comment by Johnny Depppp — September 12, 2002 @ 12:52 pm

  57. I’ve taken a total of 6 classes that are not math or hard science. I know that many undergrad psychology students are hard for this stuff (or afraid of it). However, for me, it is mere curiosity.

    #57 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 12:53 pm

  58. An I.Q. test can’t tell you how smart a person is.

    #58 | Comment by Bubba — September 12, 2002 @ 1:25 pm

  59. On the other hand, what one says and how one says it tells volumes about intelligence. Is that not right, Bubba?

    #59 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 1:33 pm

  60. now there are two or three of me.

    delightful.

    as long as timmy or jimmy don’t hi-jack the handle with their stupid shit.

    #60 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 2:08 pm

  61. Will the real h.l. mencken please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

    #61 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:19 pm

  62. WEll h.l.mencken, you’re not really saying anything, YOU’RE TYPING JACKASS. This does not apply to the other h.l.menckens, only the one that typed my name.

    #62 | Comment by Bubba — September 12, 2002 @ 2:43 pm

  63. It looks as if we have a semiotician on our hands.

    #63 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 2:50 pm

  64. To begin – I’m Australian, not American. It is horrible what happened that day Sept 11. Innocent people were killed regardless of race, religion, ideals, politics. To those who have posted above me, we’re not "feeling sorry" for the U.S. We’re not just going "to get over it". Thousands of people died in one swift act of terrorism the likes of which most of us have never seen and hopefully never will again. And we saw it LIVE on television, we saw it happen right there and then and the feeling of helplessness that everyone watching the events as they unfolded will not be soon forgotten. The heartless people who posted above who talked of patriotism and commercialism should feel ashamed. A love of ones country is beside the point, a love of life – regardless of of race, politics, religion, colour or ideals is what we must accept and welcome.

    #64 | Comment by marko — September 12, 2002 @ 3:46 pm

  65. if you actually think about it, how does that 5 minute test actually get an accurate IQ? it is only a test of your verbal skills. their conversion to the SAT was a little off though.. SAT verbal was a bitch ::shakes fist at SAT:: damn you. it was fun and killed 5 minutes of my boredom. if that is accurate though, i’ve lost some points over the years.. tsk.

    129

    #65 | Comment by Chris — September 12, 2002 @ 4:27 pm

  66. marko, god bless your jumbled hash of a post, whatever it was you were trying to convey. i’m sorry you had to watch such an awful thing on live tv. i’m sorry i had to watch it too.

    funny, though, i could have sworn that i saw an american flag superimposed on that wreckage in a photograph somewhere on this site that started this whole string of comments. "never forget" was the caption, whatever that meant. "remember the alamo" perhaps? i don’t know.

    what i do know is that even conservative estimates have it that in alleged pursuit of osama bin laden (who, dead or alive, still eludes US), my country’s military killed 3000-4000 innocent afghan civilians and we’re still going strong. of course i’m sure that’s beside whatever point you were trying to make.

    #66 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 5:14 pm

  67. follow-up: fewer than 3000 were killed on Sept 11, 2001.

    #67 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 5:17 pm

  68. follow-up to the follow-up: i am a homo.

    #68 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 8:30 pm

  69. We’re all homos, except me. I’m hommos.

    #69 | Comment by bofc — September 12, 2002 @ 8:47 pm

  70. What i don’t understand is, why all these "intelligent" people are having their Mensa meeting on Avril’s really kewl music site!

    #70 | Comment by avFan — September 12, 2002 @ 9:29 pm

  71. I wonder how many genuine Avril Lavigne fans actually visit this site regularly?

    #71 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 9:35 pm

  72. lak OMG I totally love you Avril! :DDD


    #72 | Comment by suzi — September 12, 2002 @ 11:12 pm

  73. follow-up to the follow-up-follow-up:
    I am an unpatriotic loser who would rather live in a third world country than this comfortable, safe, society where I have the opportunity (unlikely) to touch wonderful boobies that smell and feel like genuine American female.

    As for the +/-3k afghan civilians killed, at worst that puts us on the eyeforaneye level (where we should be) that those barbaric assholes live by. We’ll just make sure to take more eyes now

    Oh, and I saw my mother driving her suv with an American flag on the window today. Again, I am a loser.

    #73 | Comment by h.l. mencken — September 12, 2002 @ 11:25 pm

  74. And more follow up
    "jingoistic porn-addict do-nothings"
    fuck you h.l. mencken

    #74 | Comment by g — September 12, 2002 @ 11:27 pm

  75. depends… Did he wear a condom?

    #75 | Comment by raceman — September 13, 2002 @ 1:53 am

  76. you slack-jawed drooling florida kids break me up.

    #76 | Comment by da original h.l. — September 13, 2002 @ 10:48 am

  77. I was just kidding about being a virgin and all I’m definitely not a virgin also I’m much bigger than my step-dad and if he’d tried anything I would kick his ass

    #77 | Comment by g — September 13, 2002 @ 12:16 pm

  78. Am I still a virgin if I get ass-raped by my step-father?

    #78 | Comment by g — September 13, 2002 @ 12:25 pm

  79. don’t worry, g. you’re among loving, caring, and nurturing friends who understand. we’re all misty-eyed over your sore, bleeding, tight little juicy poo-hole.

    #79 | Comment by h.l. — September 13, 2002 @ 1:15 pm

  80. in fact, i wish i could get me some o’ dat.

    #80 | Comment by h.l. — September 13, 2002 @ 2:06 pm

  81. I am the original g
    I posted as you, hl (mother’s suv) and I call a truce.
    peace
    g

    #81 | Comment by g — September 13, 2002 @ 11:59 pm

  82. After all, we wouldn’t want to tarnish the good name ‘g’.

    #82 | Comment by bofc — September 14, 2002 @ 12:37 pm

  83. JIGGLEPUFF!

    you’re all morons.

    #83 | Comment by Turtle Boy — September 15, 2002 @ 5:29 pm

  84. JIGGLEPUFF!

    you’re all morons.

    #84 | Comment by Turtle Boy — September 15, 2002 @ 5:29 pm

  85. and yes, that was intentional.

    #85 | Comment by Turtle Boy — September 15, 2002 @ 5:32 pm

  86. JIGGLYPUFF TO YOU TOO BROTHA.

    #86 | Comment by Bubba — September 17, 2002 @ 5:53 am

  87. this picture is really moving i cryed when i saw it!

    #87 | Comment by hilary — September 19, 2002 @ 10:34 pm

  88. Dissection of a patriot post.
    Part one:
    "Innocent people were killed regardless of race, religion, ideals, politics." It would of course be much, much better if those people were killed, because they were jews or someting ? Good point. NOT.
    "Thousands of people died in one swift act of terrorism the likes of which most of us have never seen and hopefully never will again." Here’ notice how the most important part, was that i was an "act of terrorism". Why does it matter HOW those people were killed ? Dying of "terrorism" is the same as just dying.

    "And we saw it LIVE on television, we saw it happen right there and then and the feeling of helplessness that everyone watching the events as they unfolded will not be soon forgotten". How heroic that you sat on your butt, and stared at the telly. I wish more people were as bbrave as you are.
    "A love of ones country is beside the point, a love of life – regardless of of race, politics, religion, colour or ideals is what we must accept and welcome." This just doesn’t make sense. Let’s try again. "A love of ones country is beside the point, a love of life" Uhhhh… Uhhhh… Is US the life ? Then I must be dead.
    "regardless of of race, politics, religion, colour or ideals is what we must accept and welcome." There’s no connection to that about "love of life". Or to anything else really. It’s just something you can’t say no to. You can’t disagree to it, that would make you a rascist/terrorist\whatever. On the other hand, it has absolutely NOTHING to do with 11 september. Or the rest of the post, but since you can’t argue with him, he must be right. Sad.

    Fucking fanatic.

    #88 | Comment by Kingolf — October 17, 2002 @ 4:38 pm

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