FYI, i just finished fapping to Salma Hayek and it’s my birthday today. Didn’t plan on it but i downloaded a 720p BRRip of Ask The Dust last night and figured what the hell. It’s been a while.

So somebody mentioned Chloe Moretz in the comments not too long ago.

Coincidently, i’d also posted a facebook status update like the day before saying:

I also followed up that posting with this:

Both are true.

But it’s strange really. When you really look at Chloe, she’s not exactly THAT great looking but goddamn, there’s just something about her that’s so appealing, i have no idea what it is. Thinking back to Kick-Ass, you never really got to see much of her face, only her mouth and her smirks, so i’m guessing that’s probably what it is. Her mouth. Her lips. How old is she now? I wonder what she’s gonna look like when she’s really grown up.

Oh, here’s that story that i liked up there if anybody’s interested. She’s apparently a real prankster on set.

Chloe Mortez, 14, Tricked Martin Scorsese Into Thinking She’s British

The 14-year-old was handpicked by Martin Scorsese to appear in Hugo after she played an innocent prank on him during her audition.

“It was hilarious. I was speaking in a British accent all the way through the audition,” she tells New York Magazine’s Vulture. “He was like, ‘Wait! You’re American? No way, kid — the whole time I thought you were a Brit.’ I was like, ‘Thank you, Marty.

Oh Chloe.

OH 14! Goddamn, she’s like half my age now. Goddamn i’m getting old.

22 thoughts on “31!

  1. James Cameron is the king of the world…

    #1 | Comment by Coolstream — November 23, 2011 @ 9:13 am

  2. she is prettier now than in that movie for some reason.

    #2 | Comment by Xan — November 23, 2011 @ 1:04 pm

  3. Love her sexy legs!

    #3 | Comment by Homeboy — November 23, 2011 @ 7:11 pm

  4. Today’s post is brought to you by the letters D, S and L.

    #4 | Comment by Blumpkin — November 23, 2011 @ 7:17 pm

  5. I’ve never fapped to Salma Hayek… as for Chloe, there’s still so much fapping to do…

    #5 | Comment by John — November 24, 2011 @ 12:26 am

  6. http://upcomingnudescenes.net/index.php/2011/11/24/elizabeth-olsen-from-martha-marcy-may-ma-1

    Elizabeth Olsen goes topless, has cock-hardening cantaloupe tits and a peachy ass, and the best you can do is more bullshit about this latter-day Jonbenét Ramsay?

    #6 | Comment by cobalt — November 24, 2011 @ 4:32 pm

  7. Happy birthday Justin!

    Did the Sultan send you a birthday card? It’s such a small kingdom that I figure he sends everyone a birthday card, like a dentist or an accountant does.

    #7 | Comment by bobos? — November 24, 2011 @ 5:30 pm

  8. Cobalt..shut up…Justin cool post

    #8 | Comment by alal — November 24, 2011 @ 9:15 pm

  9. Justin, I take back what I said about you in your Titanic post. Posting Chloe brings this site back onto the good side of things. And I wouldn’t go so far as to post on FB that I have a hard-on for a 14 year old, but gd is she going to be hot as hell when she’d legal.

    Kudos on the first good post in a long, long time.

    #9 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — November 25, 2011 @ 12:13 am

  10. #7 – Of course Justin got a card from the Sultan. A very special card from him, with video games, a giant lollipop, a bottle of poppers and a bottle of Peach Schnapps!

    After all, he did Sandusky young Justin in the palace steam room. Ouch!

    And afterwards, Justin, the Sultan and James Cameron all cuddled together nude and watched that exclusive 3D version of Titanic.

    Happy belated birthday!

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — November 25, 2011 @ 3:13 am

  11. @6
    Damn, she’s hot…! I’m guessing she’s gonna be more famous than her troll sisters… She’ll be entering the “hottest lists” pretty soon.

    (Those milky tits/buns) gave a hard on)

    #11 | Comment by John — November 25, 2011 @ 10:47 am

  12. it’s weird. i’m 36 and entering the age where I should be getting married or some such and yet, and yet.. Ms Moretz makes me feel.. dirty, a dirty old man. she’s attractive in that jailbait way, like you should be heading to jail for even thinking about it.. if she’d have been Canadian, this might not have been so bad, or at least made me feel less guilty.

    maybe if I look at Kate Winslet, but be thinking about Chloe..

    #12 | Comment by garth — November 25, 2011 @ 10:58 pm

  13. @6 One man’s cantaloupes is another man’s half-full water balloons.

    #13 | Comment by Kingpin — November 25, 2011 @ 11:49 pm

  14. Hmm…I like your theory on Chloe’s lips. It certainly would explain why I often find myself fapping to this picture of her.


    #14 | Comment by Chuqi — November 26, 2011 @ 11:15 am

  15. She’s very cute but I’d well rather fuck an adult. Happy birthday man Justin .

    #15 | Comment by silverchip — November 26, 2011 @ 7:54 pm

  16. @6 I have to say she is a hell of a lot better looking then those two midget sisters shes got. She has got a nice rack, I just wish we could have seen her face with those beauties.

    #16 | Comment by Pirho — November 27, 2011 @ 8:22 am

  17. Olsen chick is surprisingly pretty hot.

    I wonder how her older sisters feel about her doing a nude scene. Not that I care, I just wonder if it will finally be the kick in the ass they need to do Twin Lesbian Porn.

    #17 | Comment by MacDaddy — November 28, 2011 @ 10:31 am

  18. zomg how did i miss it?

    happy birfday Justin!

    #18 | Comment by AngelBaby — November 29, 2011 @ 2:31 am

  19. Chloe’s such a joker. She’s probably such a good prankster, she could fool my dick into thinking she’s 18.

    #19 | Comment by Rod Stiffington — November 29, 2011 @ 7:12 am

  20. Speaking of Chloe . . . new movie coming out soon, “Hick”:




    #20 | Comment by Steve — December 5, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

  21. ^^^
    we need to see moar of those ruffled rainbow panties.

    #21 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 5, 2011 @ 11:22 pm

  22. “Damn, fuck it, take me to jail. Just let me have one shot at her first.”

    #22 | Comment by Ryu — December 6, 2011 @ 11:22 pm

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