BANG LIST 10: AMBER HEARD

30 11 2011

Ok so over the next coming 10 posts, i’ll be posting chicks that would probably be in my top 10 chicks i would wanna bang if given the chance in real life.

Or in my dreams.

More likely in my dreams.

But funnily enough though, no matter how much i try, it’s really hard for me to dream of a banging specific chicks. I think of it easy, but to actually fall asleep and dream of doing it with them, it just doesn’t happen.

In fact i can’t even think of a time when i’ve actually dreamt of banging anybody in my top 10. What the fuck dreams. Let me dream of banging my top 10 goddammit! So it’s not just in real life that i can’t bang these chicks, but i can’t even bang ’em in my goddamn dreams? What a load of bull.

But given the chance, these 10 chicks would be the ones.

Starting with…

Amber Heard.

Good God, this chick is hot. So so beautiful.

She’s also a lesbian but who cares. Helps that she’s always naked in almost every movie she does. I remember seeing Amber for the first time in that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane movie. That was like in 2006.

Look at this woman. I say GAT DAAAMN. How can anybody not be into her? Or at least want to bang her. It’s impossible. Unless you have an aversion to incredibly hot women. You’d be crazy. I’m not crazy. I want to bang her.

Even as a brunette she’s hot. Anybody here seen The Informers? I haven’t. But i have seen all the good parts. The good parts where she’s like completed naked. Which is probably like for the entire movie i think but i wouldn’t know. She’s completed naked in all the parts i’ve ever seen of that movie though and that’s good enough.

Anybody else a fan?


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43 responses to “BANG LIST 10: AMBER HEARD”

    30 11 2011
  • 1.  MEH (08:51:17) :

    FIRST.. first post in a long ass time goddamnit about time

  • 30 11 2011
  • 2.  Nobody (12:08:02) :

    I like her more as a brunette, actually.

  • 30 11 2011
  • 3.  asdf (12:43:21) :

    She’s probably just a lesbian for popularity.

  • 30 11 2011
  • 4.  coolstream (15:24:21) :

    Attractive woman is attractive.

  • 30 11 2011
  • 5.  Somebody (15:48:49) :

    Need high-res pictures for desktopping purposes… also fapping.

  • 30 11 2011
  • 6.  Rob (16:05:15) :

    So this should be done by what? October 2012?

  • 30 11 2011
  • 7.  John (16:57:42) :

    This would be done by the time Beckham’s baby is legal…

  • 30 11 2011
  • 8.  Justin (17:14:27) :

    i was going to say 10 posts over 10 days then i LOLED.

  • 30 11 2011
  • 9.  Johnny Rollerfeet (23:18:27) :

    You should get a copy of All The Boys Love Mandy Lane. The version on Blu-Ray that’s available from the UK is region-free, btw.

  • 1 12 2011
  • 10.  Biker (00:42:24) :

    I downloaded The Informers and had the good sense to skip to all the Ambery parts. And also that part about when that heroin-junkie rock star punched out a groupie.

  • 1 12 2011
  • 11.  Mr. Bojangles (02:06:48) :

    Here’s my quick list.

    1. Olga Kurylenko
    2. Mila Kunis
    3. Olivia Wilde
    4. Natalie Portman
    5. Kate Beckinsale
    6. Amber Heard
    7. ScarJo
    8. Jessica Biel
    9. Jessica Alba
    10. Angelina Jolie

  • 1 12 2011
  • 12.  hitokirivader (07:42:02) :

    She’s totally on my list too. :)

    In my dreams, Katharine McPhee, Blake Lively, Megan Fox, and Amber Heard are playing naked Twister.

  • 1 12 2011
  • 13.  John (10:58:51) :

    @11
    I’d rather have “Psycho Girl” for 1 day, than Angelina Jolie for a month… (That skeletor/chicken legs gives me the creeps)

  • 1 12 2011
  • 14.  Mike (11:16:35) :

    ^^^

    yeah, but the hackers version of her is awesome

  • 1 12 2011
  • 15.  Mike (11:19:47) :

    i40.tinypic.com/fvelv6.jpg

    dem lips

  • 1 12 2011
  • 16.  Picard (14:55:28) :

    Can someone help me identify this hottie…

    http://m.UploadEdit.com/baa/62464115.gif

  • 1 12 2011
  • 17.  John (17:03:06) :

    We need real young babes like Ava Sambora in -very short- school uniform i42.tinypic.com/r1bzt4.jpg

  • 1 12 2011
  • 18.  Brad (18:55:51) :

    @Picard

    Kaya Scodelario. So gorgeous.

  • 1 12 2011
  • 19.  pwrdrive (23:08:54) :

    yep Kaya Scodelario (aka Effy Stonem from SKINS UK).

    any NOODS?

  • 2 12 2011
  • 20.  Mr. Bojangles (00:28:10) :

    @John, numbero 13. Jolie is cuz I’m sure she’s a freak in the bed, and dem lips, oh my gawd dem lips. I have Psycho Girl as a friend on facebook, lul, and not to impressed with what she’s grown into.

  • 2 12 2011
  • 21.  AngelBaby (01:00:54) :

    i’d also like to (finger)bang Amber. funny thing is, i technically have a better shot than Justin.

  • 2 12 2011
  • 22.  EmJee (03:53:30) :

    I fucking love Amber Heard. With the emphasis on “fucking”. (I fucking wish!) Green eyes, gorgeous tits – how could anyone not want to bone her silly?

    And yeah, I agree with #2: much hotter as a brunette.

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    http://tinyurl.com/7spymtw
    http://tinyurl.com/7ko462h

  • 2 12 2011
    2 12 2011
  • 24.  Rod Stiffington (07:11:33) :

    meh

  • 2 12 2011
  • 25.  Kreuk (08:45:14) :

    Yup, hot as all helllll….looking forward to seeing the rest of this list…along with the comments. ;D

  • 2 12 2011
  • 26.  MSK (09:40:31) :

    You need to catch up. She is not a lesbian she is bisexual.

  • 2 12 2011
  • 27.  Justin (09:58:39) :

    she doesn’t want to be either..!

    “For someone like me who prefers to keep her life as private as possible, it has been disconcerting to have to define so much about myself. I don’t want to be labeled as one thing or another. In the past I’ve had successful relationships with men, and now I’m in this successful relationship with a woman. When it comes to love, I am totally open. And I don’t want to be put into a category, as in ‘I’m this’ or ‘I’m that’.”

  • 2 12 2011
  • 28.  Peter (10:28:24) :

    i42.tinypic.com/r1bzt4.jpg

    @17 Nice catch! Great legs on Ava… and she’s like 13 right? (Better quality anyone?)

  • 2 12 2011
  • 29.  Biker (11:35:31) :

    Bella Thorne looks like quite promising. Yumz.

  • 2 12 2011
  • 30.  Kingpin (19:37:21) :

    Promising? She was “promising” 10 years ago, right now she’s at her peak and will soon head down the other side…
    If you disagree with me, let me guess: you’ve been reading this site for less than a year

  • 3 12 2011
  • 31.  Cynic B. Pessimist (02:34:33) :

    $5 says Amber Heard will be a grandmother by the time we actually get 9 new posts. :p

  • 3 12 2011
  • 32.  Biker (02:52:54) :

    @30, add about 7 years to that guess and you’d be close. kthanksbye. ; )

  • 3 12 2011
  • 33.  Smiley (04:46:58) :

    #27 – OMG! She’s a Hermaphrodite!! …Hawt!

  • 3 12 2011
  • 34.  Guy Perkins (06:24:05) :

    Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, Chabert, and more Chabert.

  • 3 12 2011
  • 35.  Rod Stiffington (13:29:09) :

    I like the way #34 thinks.

  • 3 12 2011
  • 36.  John (15:04:53) :

    @28
    I like L.A. school uniforms…

  • 3 12 2011
  • 37.  RobertBruce1975 (19:42:34) :

    1. Mila Kunis
    2. Emma Stone
    3. Mila Kunis
    4. Emma Stone
    5. Mila Kunis
    6. Emma Stone
    7. Mila Kunis
    8. Emma Stone
    9. Mila Kunis
    10. Emma Stone

  • 3 12 2011
  • 38.  westhamutd (20:35:02) :

    next nine:

    chloe moretz
    elle fanning
    saoirse ronan
    emma watson
    molly quinn
    jennifer lawrence
    annasophia robb
    britt robertson
    karen gillan

  • 4 12 2011
  • 39.  dizguy (04:21:42) :

    anyone taking bets on how high up the list susan sarandon is?

  • 4 12 2011
  • 40.  K (11:14:56) :

    Amber Heard is gorgeous. Sat through The Playboy Club each week for her.

    #38 – Great list!

  • 4 12 2011
  • 41.  garth (15:43:28) :

    my list..
    1 Michelle Trachtenberg
    2 Jojo
    3 Emma Watson
    4 Alyson Hannigan
    5 Scarjo
    6 Evanna Lynch
    7 Charlotte Church
    8 Chloe Moretz
    9 Velvet Sky (TNA Wrestler)
    10 Mila Kunis.

  • 5 12 2011
  • 42.  MacDaddy (16:31:14) :

    I see most of these lists are the same. Stop trying to hook up with my women!!)

    Btw….I need a top 12: (In no particular Order)

    1. Kate Upton
    2. Mila Kunis
    3. Olivia Wilde
    4. Jaime Pressly
    5. Shakira
    6. Amber Heard
    7. ScarJo
    8. Lacey Chabert
    9. Jennifer Aniston (Yeah that’s right!!!)
    10. Annalynn McCord
    11. Eva Mendez
    12. Britney Spears

  • 6 12 2011
  • 43.  Anony-Mouse (11:06:57) :

    I managed to tap both Eliza Dushku and Alyson Hannigan one time. Simultaneously. Dream, obviously, but I guess that puts me 2 up on Justin? :P

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