BANG LIST 10: KRISTEN BELL

14 12 2011

ADORABLE. So Fucking Adorable.

How can anybody not like Kristen Bell?

How can anybody not have her in a top 10 list?

Go watch Veronica Mars and come back and tell me she’s not top 10 material. No tits? No matter. SHE’S CUTE. I love boobs as much as the next guy but i can forgive the lack of boobage on a chick if her face is appealing enough. And in my eyes, Kristen Bell is SUPER appealing.

What she lacks in the chest area, she more than makes up in being FUCKING ADORABLE.

Like how she is in this scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. TOO CUTE.

Oh Kristen…

I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think i know why you like her so much – she looks like Kristen Bell”.

And she does, sorta.

Find a picture of Kristen and Avril smiling, cover the top half of their faces and they practically have the same smile. They also have pretty much same body too. True story.

Avril isn’t cross eyed though.

Bell has strabismus, which affects her right eye. She inherited it from her mother, who had it corrected as a child. Bell claims that if she does not get enough sleep, it aggravates the ailment. She calls her right eye “Wonky”.

This.

Chicks with wonky eyes, they really intrigue me for some reason. I’m always imagining what it’d be like to look a wonky eyed chick in the eyes while banging them and them being all wonky eyed and all. LOL. What the fuck that’s so fucked up.

I love you Kristen Bell.


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30 responses to “BANG LIST 10: KRISTEN BELL”

    14 12 2011
  • 1.  Biker (11:22:05) :

    I concur. Damn that Dax…damn him.

  • 14 12 2011
  • 2.  MacDaddy (13:32:06) :

    First of all I must say:

    I was watching one of my Avril Lavigne concert DVDs a while back and my wife was like “I think you’re gay”.

    With that said:

    Bell is indeed bangable! But how could you leave out her scene stealing scenes from Burlesque? (Insert you’re gay/ghey comments here)

    She looked soo fucking hot as a Brunette! I did not even recognize her!

    Plus I loved her as the whore on HBO’s Deadwood who got her skull beat in! (Great scene…not sexy…just great)

  • 14 12 2011
  • 3.  I.M Hung (14:08:14) :

    Approve.

  • 14 12 2011
  • 4.  Pirho (14:15:43) :

    We can always pop out her “wonky” eye and skull fuck her. Just saying.

  • 14 12 2011
  • 5.  Peter (15:14:14) :

    I bet she has a nice tight pink one…

  • 14 12 2011
  • 6.  Pirho (16:17:38) :

    Eye socket?

  • 14 12 2011
  • 7.  Fry (17:19:27) :

    I don’t like her. It’s mostly because of her appearance on Heroes, but I doubt anything else can change the fact now. Maybe, it’s also because I don’t like blondes too much. I dunno.
    What I trynna say: She’s definitly not on my bang list.

  • 14 12 2011
  • 8.  the block obama (18:15:43) :

    srsly?

    skull fucking now? what have we become PEOPLE?

  • 14 12 2011
  • 9.  Pirho (19:07:52) :

    Well justin is the one who is in love with her Wonky eye

  • 14 12 2011
  • 10.  garth (21:30:34) :

    meh. she’s cute.. but doesn’t do anything for me.. refusing to watch “forgetting Sarah Marshall” on the grounds that it has Russell “twat” Brand in it. Hell Rose McGowan’s cuter.

  • 14 12 2011
  • 11.  Nobody (22:15:38) :

    Best post made on this site in at least a couple of months. Best post made by Justin in probably the last three years or so. Justin, just die and give the site to AngelBaby. Please? 99% of the shit you post is worthless crap. I only say 99% because of this post…otherwise it would be 100%.

  • 15 12 2011
  • 12.  Mr. Bojangles (00:43:56) :

    Justin, I approve of your wonky choice. I kinda like the wonky eye myself.

  • 15 12 2011
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  • 14.  Jigs (01:39:36) :

    wheres her ass pics?!

  • 15 12 2011
  • 15.  Pirho (06:17:56) :

    #13 broken link

  • 15 12 2011
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  • 17.  Pirho (09:58:07) :

    Amber Heard
    Lacey Chabert
    Kristen Bell
    Olivia Munn?

  • 15 12 2011
  • 18.  Peter (10:52:37) :

    @17
    Too old…

  • 15 12 2011
  • 19.  Pirho (14:04:27) :

    Nah I think Justin has a special place in his heart for Olivia.

  • 15 12 2011
  • 20.  Nobody (17:59:43) :

    Not a Bell fan. I mean, I see the appeal, I guess. But she does nothing for me.

  • 15 12 2011
  • 21.  Rod Stiffington (19:51:44) :

    I used to live about 1/2 mile from her back when she was in high school. IF I had known, I’d probably have at least one arrest on my record for sitting in someone’s backyard without my pants. She’s like a sexy rainbow shining on a unicorn with a smoking hot ass. Full of win.

  • 16 12 2011
  • 22.  AngelBaby (00:16:48) :

    this bang list needs moar Chobot.

    fact.

  • 16 12 2011
  • 23.  Glitter (01:57:39) :

    #22 wins

    BTW, when I fap thinking of AngelBaby, she has a wonky eye

  • 16 12 2011
  • 24.  Justin (02:03:34) :

    #23 has got me imagining angelbaby with a wonky eye now

  • 16 12 2011
  • 25.  Smiley (18:25:48) :

    #24 – I can imagine you with a couple of wonky eyes when Angelbaby puts on that industrial grade Russian strap-on, chomps down on that half smoked cigar and gives it to you un-lubed. Ooofah!

    And Kristen Bell is adorable – even with that goofy eyeball.

  • 19 12 2011
  • 26.  D'egg (20:36:01) :

    What do you suppose the odds of K Bell nakedness in her new series “House of Lies” starting up in January?

  • 20 12 2011
  • 27.  trev g (03:00:34) :

    i so totally agree. GOD i wish so badly that veronica mars hadn’t just.. ended. I can maybe see someone not being into her much if they hadn’t seen that, but i totally agree with you- there’s no way you can watch that and not love her.

  • 24 12 2011
  • 28.  Justin (10:50:44) :

    i’m watching house of lies episode 1 and I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OF KRISTEN BELL

  • 25 12 2011
  • 29.  MV (15:22:48) :

    have you seen her fold a tshirt with her wonkey eyes closed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f-MTuMKMps&feature=player_detailpage#t=133s

  • 26 12 2011
  • 30.  Anony-Mouse (21:07:23) :

    Attractive? Sure. Unattractive traits: She’s VERY VERY SHORT. She’s Vegan, and a member of PETA. *shudder*

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