I have no words.
Officials from Rosemount High School are apologizing for a so-called “prank” that will almost surely lead to a lifetime of awkward family gatherings and thousands of hours of therapy for the students involved.
At an end-of-the-year pepfest last week, a group of winter sports captains were blindfolded in the school gym in front of their peers, and told they would be receiving a kiss from a “special someone.”
These poor kids reasonably assumed they were about to make out with their classmates. But the assembly organizers had something else in mind: their parents.
Footage of the assembly shows a scene that would make even Sigmund Freud cringe. Dads kissing daughters. Mothers kissing sons.
And these are not just innocent pecks on the lips. The parents are intimately lip-locking their children for several seconds. One even progresses to rolling around on the gym floor. In another instance, a mother moves her son’s hand south so he’s grasping her butt.
W.T.F!
C’mon Justin, you miss living in America, don’t you?
#1 | Comment by BobBobson — December 15, 2011 @ 7:41 pm
Wincest!
#2 | Comment by Ryozenzuzex — December 15, 2011 @ 7:44 pm
there are so many levels of wrongness in this.. it’s on par with the Twlight wrongness.
#3 | Comment by garth — December 15, 2011 @ 9:08 pm
I am totally hurling now. Arrests, federal authorities, where are you?
#4 | Comment by zz — December 15, 2011 @ 9:54 pm
pep ‘cest 2011 wooooooo
#5 | Comment by morgan — December 15, 2011 @ 11:41 pm
so i’m a little freaked out, but still, who isn’t loving the post explosion?
#6 | Comment by mawh — December 15, 2011 @ 11:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOXQTr_3IVw
#7 | Comment by AngelBaby — December 16, 2011 @ 12:24 am
When this is seen as socially acceptable by all those in charge at the school, the parents, and the completely ok with it reactions of the students when it’s revealed…. I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
#8 | Comment by Mr. Bojangles — December 16, 2011 @ 1:00 am
Isn’t this method used to psychologically torture prisoners in Guantanamo?
Or is it just something dreamed up by the school therapist to keep him in a job?
#9 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — December 16, 2011 @ 1:33 am
Moar Munn!!
#10 | Comment by Pirho — December 16, 2011 @ 5:10 am
American are really fucked up..
More of Chloe!
And you should start a new post with those Bella Thorne being x-rayed at Los Angeles Airport picts: tinyurl.com/bellaatlax
#11 | Comment by Peter — December 16, 2011 @ 11:12 am
I’m not quite sure how to comment on this one….
I got nuttin!
NEXT hottie please!
#12 | Comment by MacDaddy — December 16, 2011 @ 12:37 pm
#11 is on to something
#13 | Comment by Stitches — December 16, 2011 @ 1:00 pm
BRING BACK CHOBOT!
#14 | Comment by Michele Bachmann — December 16, 2011 @ 1:37 pm
Any mothers kissing daughters?
#15 | Comment by thesand — December 16, 2011 @ 1:51 pm
any wonky eyed mothers kissing bella thorne while getting xrayed at LAX with Chobot taking notes for the editorial and Munn rattling off play by plays?
#16 | Comment by Glitter — December 16, 2011 @ 7:49 pm
so is this supposed to part of your banglist 10?
#17 | Comment by cyagar — December 16, 2011 @ 9:00 pm
“So everyone here will lick the asshole of a 10 year old girl, but making out with your parent is wrong? Psychologically speaking, there’s a decent chance you spend most of your life trying to fuck a person just like one of your parents. Incest doesn’t bother me a bit, so good on this little school for being open-minded or fucked up, either way it’s amusing.”
“Just remember, wear a condom when you fuck your mom, you don’t want incest-y babies. Otherwise, everything’s all good.”
#18 | Comment by Ryu — December 17, 2011 @ 9:50 am
@13
I know, but Justing ignores it because it’s not about cartoon ponies, video games or incest…
#19 | Comment by Peter — December 17, 2011 @ 10:46 am
@13 I agree. there’s a lot of wrongness about this..
#20 | Comment by garth — December 19, 2011 @ 9:29 pm
one can only hope step-mom….then it gets hot
#21 | Comment by Thorpants — December 27, 2011 @ 4:52 am