OH WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA AGUILERA

28 01 2012

GOD DAMN GIRL. WEAR A TAMPON.

DURING ETTA JAMES’ FUNERAL NO LESS.

I’m sure this is one period in her life she would love to forget.

Is this better or worse than when Fergie peed herself on stage while singing?


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26 responses to “OH WHAT THE FUCK CHRISTINA AGUILERA”

    28 01 2012
  • 1.  BobBobson (23:18:56) :

    W….T….F…. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • 28 01 2012
  • 2.  Ranger_Alpha (23:41:15) :

    The lines look too straight and clean, especially in the later pictures, for it to be what you’re insinuating. No, this looks way more like a cat scratched the shit out of her leg, or its some kinky sex thing.

    Either way I agree with you, its totally disrespectful to walk into a funeral with your leg all cut up and wear what amounts to a pair of shorts and low cut top. The dead might not care, but at an event to commemorate a person’s memory the living should at least show some respect!

  • 29 01 2012
  • 3.  the block obama (00:21:12) :

    ummmm, yeah, but, did anyone else see those tits!?

    JEAH!

  • 29 01 2012
  • 4.  Horatio (00:24:43) :

    Justin likes his women to bleed.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 5.  Kreuk (00:48:47) :

    This is one period I’d love to forget as well.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 6.  tool (04:25:46) :

    How did she not feel that running down her leg?

  • 29 01 2012
  • 7.  Smiley (04:34:59) :

    ‘Ladies & gentlemen, I want y’all to stand up sing with me and say good bye to the one and only – Miss Etta James! C’mon stand up! Hit it!’

    ‘At Last, my love has come along…PFTtFFFTTT… My lonely days are over…. PROOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTT…

    ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I have just shitted myself and it’s running down my legs and onto the stage. Please calmly exit through the rear fire exits. Women and children first. In the meantime, I’m gonna play you my first single ‘Genie in a Bottle’, hope you like it. Hit it!

  • 29 01 2012
  • 8.  Paul (06:41:42) :

    My guess is that it’s fake tan spray/lotion, and that she just got all sweaty down there (on account of being fat) then the sweat ran, and got all orange like snooky. I could be wrong, but i’m pretty sure that’s what’s up.

    Still a little gross, but not as much as if it were something else.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 9.  Justin (09:01:05) :

    could also be fat leaking out of her ass because of some weight loss pills

    anal leakage!

  • 29 01 2012
  • 10.  Smiley (09:16:36) :

    My guess is the leftover Astroglide from the after party the night before leaking out.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 11.  Required (12:19:58) :

    The pictures are Fake, watch any YouTube video of her singing, there isn’t anything on her legs.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 12.  ReallyRequired (19:37:48) :

    Wow you people, especially you Justin, are really effin gullible when it comes to shit you see on the Internet.

  • 29 01 2012
  • 13.  garth (21:55:23) :

    umm.. aw hell, i’d still hit it.

  • 30 01 2012
  • 14.  EmJee (01:31:49) :

    Santorum seepage. Ewwww! :)

  • 30 01 2012
  • 15.  Quelyn (04:01:11) :

    Oh god that’s horrifying and embarrassing! I would be so mortified if I was her :(

  • 30 01 2012
  • 16.  Justin (05:15:11) :

    #11 then why was she trying to wipe off in this gif?

    http://i.minus.com/iraRg5pZojNtd.gif

  • 30 01 2012
  • 17.  Rod Stiffington (07:06:38) :

    There once was a time when I would have gladly licked that blood off her inner thigh. Of course, that was about 15 years and 100 pounds ago.

  • 30 01 2012
  • 18.  MacDaddy (15:19:37) :

    As funny as this would be if it were real, I’m afraid this has been digitally remastered!

  • 30 01 2012
  • 19.  Smiley (20:25:01) :

    #16 – I think her PR people had the doctored to remove the doo doo removed. From some of the photos I’ve seen, you could tell she felt something on her leg and trying to rub it off with her leg.

  • 30 01 2012
  • 20.  DisconcertedGeorge (23:35:00) :

    God damn, she looks like a 45 year old soccer mom at a wedding karaoke.

    Where the hell did the hot version go? Did she swallow it whole?

  • 31 01 2012
  • 21.  Smiley (00:33:35) :

    #20 – She did eat the version a few years ago, it’s now trying to crawl out of her snatch!

  • 31 01 2012
  • 22.  alberach (10:28:59) :

    Saw a news report about this. Turns out it was her spray tan running.

  • 31 01 2012
  • 23.  Germanist (13:26:00) :

    @22 : That’s what the media tells us … Don’t believe it!

  • 1 02 2012
  • 24.  Marty McFly (10:26:57) :

    Man, what happened to this chick… She had a body of a godess…

    Now she’s friggin fat and man that does not work for her.

  • 2 02 2012
  • 25.  Philzosity (21:56:35) :

    Well I can never fap to Christina again…not that I had a few years…

  • 5 02 2012
  • 26.  Thefilthelement (14:30:31) :

    They are saying it’s a spray on tan… but she’s still whiter than me with it, so I’m going with the watershits

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