JESSICA CHOBOT IS IN ME3

1 02 2012

HOW IN THE FUCK.

This is actually WORSE than if they had gotten Olivia Munn to be in the game.

WHY.

Any news on whether she is fuckable in game?


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15 responses to “JESSICA CHOBOT IS IN ME3”

    1 02 2012
  • 1.  BobBobson (00:18:00) :

    If gfx are getting better every year, where are her neck wrinkles?

  • 1 02 2012
  • 2.  DisconcertedGeorge (00:48:22) :

    Olivia Munn will be in the DLC.*

    *that may or may not be true

  • 1 02 2012
  • 3.  Smiley (00:55:39) :

    I love this comment on the YouTube page for the Mass Effect 3 trailer:

    ‘How many dicks did Chobot? suck to get here?’

    Haha! Justin, did you write that?

  • 1 02 2012
  • 4.  DisconcertedGeorge (03:00:27) :

    “Mr Sheen, I’d like to introduce you to some of your co-stars. This is Keith David, Freddy Prinze Jr., Seth Green, Tricia Helfer and Jessica Chobot.”

    “I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with your work. Which movies would I have seen you in?”

  • 1 02 2012
  • 5.  ks1984 (05:21:03) :

    Who the hell is Jessica Chobot?

  • 1 02 2012
  • 6.  Max (10:05:18) :

    I read somewhere that she is in fact fuckable.

  • 1 02 2012
  • 7.  Coolstream (15:38:57) :

    She licks Shepard…

  • 1 02 2012
  • 8.  Smiley (16:33:54) :

    According to a G4 article on the Mass Effect Wiki, apparently, you can bang her as both the male and female Shepard.

  • 1 02 2012
  • 9.  Buster Hyman (23:58:06) :

    Justin hates Chobot, but wants to know if she is fuckable in the game.

  • 2 02 2012
  • 10.  Smiley (00:03:08) :

    I think Justin wants to:

    a) buy the game (the super deluxe edition, no less),
    b) fuck her in the game (not real life),
    c) launch her into the cold blackness of space after he finishes busting his nut.

  • 2 02 2012
  • 11.  DisconcertedGeorge (07:49:53) :

    ^^^

    That’s the only course of action that’s acceptable.

  • 2 02 2012
  • 12.  wittycomment (12:46:58) :

    AHHHHHHH SPACE HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 02 2012
  • 13.  Philzosity (21:41:23) :

    The only game where your health drops after having sex…

  • 4 02 2012
  • 14.  Jade (07:24:55) :

    well boo-fucking-hoo, get over it…

  • 9 02 2012
  • 15.  the block obama (00:06:38) :

    in the second picture she looks like Snookie,

    FACT!

    id hit both of them

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