15 thoughts on “JESSICA CHOBOT IS IN ME3”

1. 

   If gfx are getting better every year, where are her neck wrinkles?

   #1 | Comment by BobBobson — February 1, 2012 @ 12:18 am

2. 

   Olivia Munn will be in the DLC.*

   *that may or may not be true

   #2 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 1, 2012 @ 12:48 am

3. 

   I love this comment on the YouTube page for the Mass Effect 3 trailer:

   ‘How many dicks did Chobot? suck to get here?’

   Haha! Justin, did you write that?

   #3 | Comment by Smiley — February 1, 2012 @ 12:55 am

4. 

   “Mr Sheen, I’d like to introduce you to some of your co-stars. This is Keith David, Freddy Prinze Jr., Seth Green, Tricia Helfer and Jessica Chobot.”

   “I’m sorry, I’m not familiar with your work. Which movies would I have seen you in?”

   #4 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 1, 2012 @ 3:00 am

5. 

   Who the hell is Jessica Chobot?

   #5 | Comment by ks1984 — February 1, 2012 @ 5:21 am

6. 

   I read somewhere that she is in fact fuckable.

   #6 | Comment by Max — February 1, 2012 @ 10:05 am

7. 

   She licks Shepard…

   #7 | Comment by Coolstream — February 1, 2012 @ 3:38 pm

8. 

   According to a G4 article on the Mass Effect Wiki, apparently, you can bang her as both the male and female Shepard.

   #8 | Comment by Smiley — February 1, 2012 @ 4:33 pm

9. 

   Justin hates Chobot, but wants to know if she is fuckable in the game.

   #9 | Comment by Buster Hyman — February 1, 2012 @ 11:58 pm

10. 

    I think Justin wants to:

    a) buy the game (the super deluxe edition, no less),
    b) fuck her in the game (not real life),
    c) launch her into the cold blackness of space after he finishes busting his nut.

    #10 | Comment by Smiley — February 2, 2012 @ 12:03 am

11. 

    ^^^

    That’s the only course of action that’s acceptable.

    #11 | Comment by DisconcertedGeorge — February 2, 2012 @ 7:49 am

12. 

    AHHHHHHH SPACE HERPES!!!!!!!!!!!

    #12 | Comment by wittycomment — February 2, 2012 @ 12:46 pm

13. 

    The only game where your health drops after having sex…

    #13 | Comment by Philzosity — February 2, 2012 @ 9:41 pm

14. 

    well boo-fucking-hoo, get over it…

    #14 | Comment by Jade — February 4, 2012 @ 7:24 am

15. 

    in the second picture she looks like Snookie,

    FACT!

    id hit both of them

    #15 | Comment by the block obama — February 9, 2012 @ 12:06 am