KATE UPTON

15 02 2012

I like Kate Upton.

She’s cute and she has an amazing set of tits.

Not everyone likes her though.

Sophia Neophitou is the editor in chief and founder of UK fashion magazine 10, the former creative director of Harper’s Bazaar UK, and a consultant for Antonio Berardi, Roland Mouret, and Elie Saab. In 2011, she was put in charge of casting the Victoria’s Secret runway show. Neophitou spoke to the Times about Upton’s rise to fame, telling the paper that she found the 19-year-old midwesterner average and compared her to a “footballer’s wife”.

“We would never use” Ms. Upton for a Victoria’s Secret show, Ms. Neophitou said by telephone last week from London. And, while Ms. Upton has, in fact, modeled on occasion for the company’s catalog, her look, said Ms. Neophitou, is “too obvious” to be featured in what has become the most widely viewed runway show in the world.

“She’s like a Page 3 girl,” Ms. Neophitou said, referring to the scantily clad voluptuous women featured in The Sun, a London tabloid. “She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

This makes me sad.

You know what else makes me sad?

The fact that Kate Upton has a MUSTACHE.

:(

Will still fap to for the boobs though.


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38 responses to “KATE UPTON”

    15 02 2012
  • 1.  DisconcertedGeorge (20:52:29) :

    Kate Upton is rocking.

    And bouncing.

    But she’s becoming too famous now. When boring family-friendly morning talk shows start featuring you, then you start to lose the sexy.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 2.  Picard (21:00:41) :

    Incidentally, this is a photo of Sophia Neophitou, the one quoted in the article judging the looks of Kate Upton:

    http://videos.videopress.com/Yclpn6FL/calvin-klein-new-york_dvd.original.jpg

    http://videos.videopress.com/iwNtvUiA/prada_dvd.original.jpg

  • 15 02 2012
  • 3.  Justin (21:04:25) :

    hairy girls are usually a deal breaker for me.

    alyssa milano for example. she has more hair on her arms than i do.

    here’s kate upton dancing in a bikini. 14 mb gif. lol.

    she sort of resembles a younger katherine heigl.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 4.  Justin (21:10:33) :
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  • 5.  DisconcertedGeorge (21:52:19) :

    @2

    You could tell she was ugly without needing the photo.

    Looking like a Page 3 girl will never be a bad thing.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 6.  Justin (21:59:36) :

    if i had a favorite page 3 girl, it would probably be samantha fox

  • 15 02 2012
  • 7.  Justin (22:03:39) :

    wait, i’m thinking too far back.

    forgot about keeley hazell!

  • 15 02 2012
  • 8.  Kenneth (22:09:27) :

    why the hell would anyone photoshop a woman like her?

    anyway. even after saying that, theres women way hotter out there.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 9.  Woozle (22:14:32) :

    Moustache just killed my day. Thanks Justin.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 10.  Smiley (22:38:45) :

    Moustache just killed my erection. Thanks Justin.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 11.  Buster Hyman (22:42:40) :

    Sophia Neophitou = BITCH

  • 15 02 2012
  • 12.  someonEElse (22:47:04) :

    She’s pretty hot, if only she had a nicer shape down below. She’s too curveless for me to fall for her charms.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 13.  Rod Stiffington (23:12:04) :

    You know what goes together well ? Big tits and 19 year olds.

  • 15 02 2012
  • 14.  AngelBaby (23:50:05) :

    i realize homegirl is only 19, but someone needs to introduce her to laser depilatory or Vaniqa (no, that’s not a sassy black lady who works at a beauty salon).

  • 16 02 2012
  • 15.  diddleysquat (01:53:34) :

    I’d comb that moustache. I don’t even know what that means

  • 16 02 2012
  • 16.  yweln (02:23:53) :

    The mustache wasn’t as bad as seeing all those nose hairs hanging out. Damn, girl!

    Still, that body is rockin.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 17.  Horatio (16:10:11) :

    I bet her tits don’t look that good naked.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 18.  Smiley (16:22:50) :

    #16 – GAWDAMMITT!! What the hell’s wrong with her? Her nostril looks like in the inside of the Batcave!

    She’s a model – aren’t models supposed to look their best at public appearances? I mean, that’s their bread & butter.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 19.  Germanist (16:58:47) :

    WTF! Christina A. menstruating, Scarlett’s cellulite … Now that Upton-girl with a mustache that remind of Chewbacca!

    Justin, you have a serious fetish …

  • 16 02 2012
  • 20.  cobalt (16:58:56) :

    There must be at least 10 different models like her who I can’t tell apart. It’s as if they come off a production line. Blonde, check, big tits, check, cold dead eyes, check. Sad that Russ Meyer isn’t alive to see them.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 21.  Stiff Shots (18:30:25) :

    A little upper-lip fringe is far from a deal-breaker. I’ll stick with Justin’s original assessment: “I don’t normally have a thing for swimsuit models or models in general but my God, this girl is fine as hell.” Word, word, WORD.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 22.  Pirho (19:28:48) :

    Well I say on personally authority that she has no bush hair, so the hair on her lip makes up for whats not down below.

  • 16 02 2012
  • 23.  EmJee (23:13:04) :

    If the way she fucks the camera with her eyes is anything to go by, I’m betting that when it comes to the bedroom olympics Kate Upton bangs like the shit house door in the wind.

    Yes motherfucking please!

  • 16 02 2012
  • 24.  EmJee (23:16:23) :

    Oh and here’s the gif link that Justin messed up: http://cache.sharenxs.com/images/wz/cabc/ah/ac/be/aa/kateuptondancing.gif

    :)

  • 16 02 2012
  • 25.  MSK (23:20:03) :

    How about Sports Illustrated cover? she doesn’t seem that hairy to me and the fact that she made a body painting shot a while a go…

  • 17 02 2012
  • 26.  Reggi (01:38:10) :

    Kanye hit it.

  • 17 02 2012
  • 27.  the block obama (01:38:52) :

    #21

    this chick is WORKING for me

    send her my best

    /fap

  • 17 02 2012
  • 28.  AngelBaby (02:12:18) :

    #26 – lol he wishes.

    kanye is a gay fish.

  • 17 02 2012
  • 29.  MacDaddy (12:58:52) :

    she will be mine!

    Oh yes…she WILL BE MINE!!!!

  • 17 02 2012
  • 30.  MacDaddy (13:00:23) :

    I’d wax her mustache! (and I dont mean normal waxing stuff)

  • 17 02 2012
  • 31.  Stiff Shots (19:02:49) :

    27. Duly noted. One of MY favorites as well. :)

  • 23 02 2012
  • 32.  whosbeenknocking (18:00:58) :

    Oh man, I would fap to Kate Upton twice! I don’t care if she is a swimsuit model. Watching that video of her in her bikini dancing for the camera was almost enough to do it by – it – self – oh damn . . .

  • 29 02 2012
  • 33.  Pirho (05:47:33) :

    I’m calling shenanigans on this one, but if it is her, DAMN!!!

    http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5898/39624834663396871440610.jpg

  • 29 02 2012
  • 34.  Justin (05:53:32) :

    dont think so

    this is her practically topless (bodypaint)

    http://i.picpar.com/9dd77f34c95526d996e9de8c75a99bfdf30e2d04.jpeg

  • 29 02 2012
  • 35.  Metacarpal (23:20:33) :

    @33 link is already 403.

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  • 37.  TimBug (10:38:19) :
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  • 38.  a (18:42:28) :

    soooo wait. Why are all the links (Except one) down? Are there really nude pics of this chick? The link that works, I guess that kind of looks like her. Only 2 pics? But otherwise, why were the links brought down?

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